r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 8h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/No-Cat-9716 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WUsLZLkZlMdO

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u/joao7yt 7h ago

username checks out

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u/iDeNoh 7h ago

I just want you to know that I accidentally clicked on profile, saw that the most recent post was marked as NSFW got curious and then screamed. Rude.

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u/GraywarenGrim 7h ago edited 6h ago

For anyone who wants to know it’s a corneal eye injury due to martial arts. No blood. From all the reactions I was expecting a worse photo. Hope your eye heals joao7yt

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u/Equalanimalfarm 6h ago

Doing the Lord's work, thank you!

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u/joao7yt 6h ago

didn't enjoy the spoiler you gave. but thank you, it's already fully healed. 2 weeks of misery, but i'm fine now.

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u/newvegasdweller 6h ago

I can barely imagine how that must have felt. Good to know it's fine now

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u/UnorthodoxPhilosophR 48m ago

The unprecedented amount of wholesomeness in this thread is killing me

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u/purplekik666 3h ago

My cat gave me a corneal abrasion by raking his claw right down the middle of my eye when he got startled. It was in October and I'm still feeling it now. Keep eye drops by your bed (thick water kind) and pop them in before going to sleep. That'll save you many a miserable morning friend 😁

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u/joao7yt 3h ago

I already did the treatment with antibiotics and eye drops every 3 hours for 2 weeks (yeah, every 3 hours no exceptions). it's already fully healed, I don't feel anything anymore. but thanks for your worry

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u/lordalex1337 3h ago

how did it happen?

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u/GraywarenGrim 6h ago

Sorry! I didn’t realize I should have spoiler texted it in the context. Fixed! Glad you’re doing healed now!

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u/Aumba 6h ago

The third posts is featuring a cat so it was worth it

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u/AncileBanish 7h ago

Why did you do this to me. Why did you pique my curiosity.

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u/Technical_Eye_4343 4h ago

I appreciate that you used and spelled the word pique correctly. It's rare that I see that in the wild.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsesspPw21oOI

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u/wackbirds 2h ago

It's peak intelligence

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u/indyboy2 7h ago

My cat is dead too

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u/joao7yt 7h ago

the curiosity killed the cat, you know?

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 7h ago

More like the cat clawed out its own eyeball.

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u/catupthetree23 6h ago

or your local foliage in my case.

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u/sasakimirai 7h ago

Thanks a lot you just ruined my night 😰😰😰

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u/iDeNoh 6h ago

In my defense, HA!

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u/Bionicjoker14 7h ago

I am unaffected by the horrors beyond my comprehension, as they are beyond my comprehension

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u/garglingrapefruit 6h ago

I thought it was going to be a penis but it was far, far worse.

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u/Due-Turn3788 5h ago

All I saw was a brown eye

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u/Ilovepotatoechip 4h ago

You made me look 😔

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u/No-Cat-9716 6h ago

Curse you Reddit for giving me this... ironic username....

But for real, It Is satisfying, it's just the shock of seeing so much... In the carpet.

This Is the reason i don't like carpets.

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u/Nerdy_Goat 5h ago

That's a lions mane

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u/TheBrockFather 7h ago

success can be gross sometimes

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u/Candid-Culture3956 7h ago edited 6h ago

They have a dog that sheds a lot

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u/Future_Section5976 7h ago

Definitely a dog , I have one that sheds a lot , it blocks the vacuum pretty quickly and then you send awhile unblocking it,

I have a different type of brush it has rollers and makes fur bricks within, then you vaccum , I really want to know what they're using looks mean as though,

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u/Offbeatmama 7h ago

Found the Kiwi

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u/Future_Section5976 7h ago

Um yea lol , but how?

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u/Offbeatmama 6h ago

'as'

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u/Future_Section5976 6h ago

Oh...yea , ok I can see that haha

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u/BookyNZ 4h ago

It's sometimes weird to know we do in fact have a unique way of speaking, that isn't the accent. Well, some of us anyway. Not sure what other linguistic quirks we have that Aussies don't also have.

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u/Future_Section5976 4h ago

Yea I'm just realising this , the accent doesn't help but yea

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u/catupthetree23 6h ago

Look up something like "pet hair rake" on Amazon and there will be a lot of similar looking options available. 100% recommend because at my house, we truly thought our vacuum had gotten it all.

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u/Kennel_King 1h ago

It's called a rubber broom. Wife has one. Experience taught us that the shorter the bristles are, the better it works. They even work great on smooth surface flooring. With traditional brooms, the dog hair gets caught in them. These very seldom get the hair caught in them.

I have tile flooring in the office, grooming, and medical rooms of the kennel. I stole the one the wife had in the house for the kennel and used it before I vacuumed up the dust before mopping.

Where they kind of fail is with fine dirt and dust

For those of you freaking out about how much hair they are cleaning up, I will bet money that's the corner where the dog crate sits.

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u/sidc42 7h ago

Mine is basically a wide fine wire dog brush on a stick. It was cheap. Came from Amazon. You can adjust the handle for height but at its longest it would probably work best for someone a foot shorter than me.

We finally remodeled our main floor and put in all hard flooring so significantly less carpet.

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u/GetBack2Wrk 7h ago

It looks like a squeegee to me but with a hard strip not rubber.

Try your local hardware store.

I'm only guessing.

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u/Future_Section5976 7h ago

I will that's a great idea thanks , the green reminds me of mine and my mop is the same brand so maybe they do a carpet squeegee thing? ,

Does look extremely satisfying and if you've never had to brush lol you're carpet i envy you but my god is it satisfying,

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u/Specialist_Action_85 7h ago

It's a carpet scraper, we have a hand held one for furniture and our stairs and it is oddly satisfying. Home Depot has the one in the video, just look up carpet scraper

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u/PilgrimOz 7h ago

I’m guessing a Golden Retriever.

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u/sidc42 7h ago

Have two. Can confirm.

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u/PilgrimOz 7h ago

Twice the hair, twice the love 🐾

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u/Antal_Marius 7h ago

Four times the love, it's multiplicative. I think

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u/Specialist_Action_85 7h ago

Looks like Golden Retriever fur. We have one, the fur is no joke

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u/DinosaurusWhen 6h ago

Guess it's about time to rewatch In Bruges again 

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u/krielc 7h ago

Enough hair to make a whole new pet. Cat or dog, either one.

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u/mohawk1guy 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/Ghost-Music 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EoMyoWzhzboz2YE

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u/No_Duck4805 1h ago

Catdog lives rent free in my head but I’m always afraid to reference in case ppl don’t get it

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u/xtanol 3h ago

This is near nothing, depending on the breed.

I had a 180 lbs long haired Saint Bernard once. I could brush his coat to shed his fur, and I'd be able to fill two large shopping bags just with fur - and then my wife would still question whether or not his coat had been done at all.

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 7h ago

Or... a whole new carpet! I reckon if you walk on it long enough while it accumulates, it may start to felt. Give it a year, and you can just pull off the new carpet.

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u/MySisterPegsMe 5h ago

It's insane how much some breeds shed. I have to sweep our floors every other day or else my German shepherds hair will cover it

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u/EdwardoFelise 7h ago

Oddly disgusting

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u/lilangelkm 7h ago

Carpets are absolutely gross. Any smooth surface flooring is much more sanitary.

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u/amd2800barton 6h ago

I love my hardwood floors, but they’re a massive problem for my senior dog, so I’ve got rugs everywhere right now. Rugs are a great balance. They can define a space, like a sitting area in a larger room. And they add color and warmth. They’re not that hard to keep clean if you don’t eat over them, and have a washable rug at the entrance so your dog can wipe their paws as they come in.

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u/JGG5 5h ago

The right rug can really tie the room together, just as long as nobody pees on it.

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u/Immersi0nn 7h ago

But damn can it be cold

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 7h ago

Washable rugs. EDIT: Also house slippers, and sandals that you choose to only wear indoors for cleanliness.

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u/skeleten_453 5h ago

I would rather staple my eyelids open and watch LiveLeak footage nonstop than imprison my feet for any longer than I have to

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 6h ago

And loud as hell. Input carpets back in the bedrooms, holy cow did that change how loud the house was!

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u/SpicyElixer 6h ago

Same. I did all expensive hardwood through the entire house for cleanliness and aesthetics reasons. And afterwards I felt like you couldn’t have a private bedroom conversation or …anything… anymore. And instantly regretted it. Tried to get over it. Didn’t get over it.

Ended up carpeting the bedrooms and the office. I don’t have pets, or kids that live with us, and we don’t wear shoes in the house.

Most of the house is hard wood floors. But the bedrooms are clean, high quality, comfortable carpets.

And I wouldn’t want it any other way.

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u/JManKit 6h ago

I think carpeting bedrooms is a nice touch. It's just lends a more homely, comfy feel to a space that's all about rest and relaxation. The more high traffic areas being hard wood makes sense as they'll hold up better and be easier to clean

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u/Scotty-Raspberry-36 5h ago

Not with underfloor heating

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u/Significant_Ad1256 4h ago

People call me crazy for this, but feeling the ice cold floor of my bathroom under my bare feet is such a bliss to me, especially when I need to piss at night.

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u/Comfortable_Wish224 7h ago

If you take the time to vacuum and get one of those shampooers wouldn’t it be fine?

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u/writeAsciiString 3h ago

You can see in the video that floor is covered in partially visible hair. They are definitely not cleaning the carpet often enough.

Carpet maintenance is higher than the average person thinks it is because vacuuming is not enough.

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u/daperry4 7h ago

Not an issue if you dont havepets or wear shoes in your home

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u/WeepToWaterTheTrees 6h ago

Dead skin cells, dust, pollen, etc. It’s still gross.

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u/guilmon999 4h ago

Vacuum sucks up all of those without issue.

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u/IsJesusAgain 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV

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u/Sarah-cen 7h ago

The more I watch this, the more I'm giggling inappropriately in my meeting.

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u/Dizzy-Case-3453 7h ago

Me too lol it’s the smile right after. So sweet, so awkward

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u/False_Repeat7287 7h ago

The eyes fluttering

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 7h ago

Ok, I gotta ask. (I have 3 dogs).

How long since that carpet was last vacuumed?

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u/Shallstrom 7h ago

Yesterday.

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u/DAS_BEE 7h ago

Man even with my 1 dog when she's shedding there's no way to win

I've given up, the fur has taken over. I eat fur now. I am the fur

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u/JustHereForCookies17 7h ago

We have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.

Less than 6 hours after a full sweep/vacuum/mop, we have brown tumbleweeds all over the house.  His hair is curly so it not only corkscrews into fabrics, but also tangles with itself to become rolling hairballs.  

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 6h ago

I had voluminous, curly hair once upon a time. I was always pulling hairballs out of everything. I shave my head every few days now. I don't have those problems anymore. Food for thought. 

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u/Lexi_Banner 5h ago

Shaving a shedding breed dog (like a husky or retriever or shepherd, etc) does not stop the shedding - the hair that sheds is just shorter. Plus you damage the dog's coat - possibly irreparably. It's not like human hair in the slightest.

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u/Environmental_Fix488 6h ago

A roomba a day keeps the fur away.

I never saw so many hair in one place and my robot is doing his daily round. Just get one (can be any other brand) and zero fur. Mine also has the auto cleaning mode so I can forget about him and do a general cleaning once a week.

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u/DAS_BEE 6h ago

Granted my pup is house trained, but the horror of seeing a Roomba hit a turd and drag the mess around has changed my mind about them lol

I decided to get a cordless vacuum instead and it's been a HUGE help

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u/Environmental_Fix488 6h ago

Yeah, it will not happend. In best case it will send you a photo of that turd and it will say that it cannot clean that zone. My kids are little and sometimes they leave their toys everywhere (small and big ones). If roomba detects that, will send me a photo and will ignore that zone.

So no, a smart one will not drag shit everywhere on your house.

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u/DAS_BEE 6h ago

Oh that's pretty cool!

I'm also not personally interested in having too many smart devices in my house, but I'm glad that problem has been solved because that's a real nasty one

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u/jerryleebee 5h ago

Right‽ 3x dogs here too. Big ones. Sheddy ones. I can literally sweep a room, exit the room, re-enter the room, and find fur again.

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u/Ok-Worth398 7h ago

best comment because it’s so true

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u/KGB_cutony 7h ago

if golden retriever or Labrador, two hours ago;
If any poodle mix, not since the Clinton years.

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u/How_that_convo_went 7h ago edited 5h ago

I thought I’d get a Lab and it would be a low maintenance coat sorta dawg.

This motherfucker sheds all goddamn year long. I brush him twice a week with a slicker and a furminator and take a wig’s worth of fur off of him each time. And still— STILL— I walk through my house and a random toupee will come tumbleweeding past.

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u/KGB_cutony 6h ago

Yup. They shed twice a year, 6 months at a time.

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u/skool_uv_hard_nox 6h ago

I have a lab.

I brushed her for an hour with a rake then a furminator.

Then gave her a bath where she was wet brushed.

Then blow dried and brushed again once fully dry.

Still had wads of fur and I vacuumed 3 x the next day after vacuuming earlier that week

I give up

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u/RedManMatt11 7h ago

Grew up with Golden Retrievers and now have a Goldendoodle, I don’t think I can ever go back

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u/chargoggagog 6h ago

Seriously, I grew up with dogs. You could go to any carpeted surface in the house, pinch your fingers on the surface and come up with dog hair, always.

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u/Porky_Pine_ 7h ago

I have one of these scrapers. They work well. I have two furry little asshats. An English cream golden and a Great Pyrenees. I have never pulled up a FRACTION of the hair this person has extracted. They must never clean.

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 7h ago

I had a GP. It’s like having a dog, wrapped in dog fur, with another dog, wrapped in fur, that has two dogs.

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u/sidc42 7h ago

Not OP, but I've had that...

At max we had three dogs (2 goldens and a lab mix) and four cats. Back then I raked/vacuumed somewhere everyday. That would have been about a weekish (maybe a little longer) somewhere the Goldens spent a lot of time sleeping.

Didn't help that the Goldens I had then did everything imaginable to avoid being brushed.

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u/radicalspacecat 4h ago

It's an advert for the product, if you look at the carpet you can see that they've spread a layer of the fur out in a square to "demonstrate".

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u/bwinney 6h ago

We have two dogs and set the roomba off daily in the morning and deep clean once a week. We have a carpet scraper for our bedroom (the only carpeted room besides a rug in the living room) that we use when we deep clean. Even once a week doesn't feel like enough because there is *so much* fur that just clings to the carpet! 10/10 recommend to really get in there but also 0/10 because it highlights how gross our home is

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u/GreenFriedYam 6h ago

Man, I moved into a house. Previous owner had cats. I vacuumed the carpets at least once a month for 8 years (usually more). I got a carpet cleaner rental and the amount of cat hair that came out after no cat had been in the house for 8 years and the floor had been vacuumed literally a hundred times… could have made another cat.

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u/Maximum_Pass 7h ago

Can someone tell me what this product is? I have a dog who sheds a ton. I have half carpet/half hardwood and run a roomba every single day, still in the hardwood areas I get huge hairballs gathered in corners ALL of the time..if I get this I can scrape the carpets and take care of that

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u/Petal170816 7h ago

I got one called “FURemover Pet Hair Removal Rubber Broom, 58" Telescopic Handle”

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u/Mountain-House3287 6h ago

Oh my god. Oh my god I found that in my basement a rubber broom and I was like WHY WHAT WHY!?!

Now it makes sense. The scratches on the old 1940's doors are from pets. 

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u/hundopdeftotes 5h ago

You hope

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u/RequitedNonSequitur 5h ago

"Pets" could refer to so many possibilities.

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u/thevioletsage 5h ago

It's also very good for removing human hair as well

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u/Posterapokalypse 6h ago

I could use a FU Remover. I'm surrounded by profanity!

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u/IamNotPersephone 6h ago

Thanks! Two long hair cats and hardwood floors. I’m too cheap to buy a monster vacuum for a few area rugs, but boy do they need something like this when they shed each year!

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u/body_by_monsanto 7h ago

It’s a rubber broom! It works great on both carpet and hard floors.

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u/camilleswaterbottle 6h ago

It's just a rubber broom. This post feels like an ad. These have existed for at least a decade.

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u/BenignPharmacology 6h ago

One of those cases where idc if it is an ad, I want one. Also it would be a weird ad since nobody has linked to an actual product (not that I’m asking)

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u/EfficientTitle9779 5h ago

It’s definitely an ad you can tell the fur has just been placed on top of the carpet in a large amount so it looks like it works very well.

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u/hates_stupid_people 3h ago

Most of these type of posts are ads. You'll usally see OPs alt account commenting something like "Through some internet sleuthing I found the link". At best it's an affiliate link, at worst it's a scam or even phising attempt. Since there is no link, I'm assuming it was one of the bad ones and it was blocked/removed.

Also note: You can achieve almost the same with a rubber squeegee.

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u/Equivalent-Hunt6489 2h ago

Both the account that asked and the one that replied are private accounts with genric usernames. This is definitely an ad

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u/BenBobOmb 5h ago edited 4h ago

When my rubber broom broke because of using too much force I helped myself with (old) Crocs. Rubber ist the ultimate hair removal tool from every fabric.

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u/sidc42 6h ago

One I have is basically a fine wire wide flat dog brush on a stick. Came from Amazon. It was cheap (both in price and quality) but I've had it probably 15 years.

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u/Syd_Vicious3375 5h ago

I have something similar from Uproot Clean and they work like a dream!!! About one a month a do run the large broom sized version over all the spots where the dogs lays around and I always get fist fulls of hair up. Then I run the vacuum to remove everything the uproot pulls up.

The little versions are perfect for furniture or the car. It’s basically a miracle for cleaning up the car.

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u/LinkInterred5309 1h ago

Ah, so this post is an ad.

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u/kidneypunch27 7h ago

My house is all hardwoods and I take comfort in knowing there is no secret filth.

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u/Lonely_skeptic 7h ago

Yes, our dog hair is easily spotted on our hard surface floors and requires constant vacuuming.

My husband had the ceiling fan on, and dog hair was drifting like snow.

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u/kidneypunch27 7h ago

Oh we vacuum daily because it’s easily noticeable and I have asthma.

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u/brendan87na 6h ago

yeah, tell yourself that

then winter comes along and the sun is low along the floor.. then you see the truth

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u/TopicHuge4096 7h ago

Hardwoods and an iRobot, no fur problems here!

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u/Brasticus 7h ago

Free feet in this economy?!

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u/Scoonie24 7h ago

For free ?

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u/Dunbvcx 7h ago

Bruh

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u/irishemperor 4h ago

Making a new Toupée for Trump?

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u/DoughDown8 7h ago

The people disgusted, I’m assuming, don’t have pets or have nothing for hard floors.

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u/FYAhole 7h ago

Or they ignorantly think their vacuum is getting everything lol

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u/DoughDown8 7h ago

Right? Vacuums today just don’t get it fully done. Especially with thicker carpets. I say this as someone with thick ass carpets and so many cats. I saw that broom and legit went “ooooo”

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 7h ago

Thick ass carpets

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u/deSuspect 6h ago

Or they regularly clean their house. Just becouse you have pets doesn't mean you can let your houses get that disgusting.

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u/Consigliari 7h ago

Or they clean more than once every leap year.

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 3h ago

No, some of us simply clean to accommodate the build up, you could clean a fair portion of that with your bare hand if you just grabbed at it, which means this is probably because of furniture that hadnt been moved in a while as opposed to a normally accessible area

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u/TrashBandic00t_ 6h ago

You can assemble a whole new cat/dog from the scooped up hairs alone

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u/AhOkayThen 4h ago

Carpets are disgusting, and i dont even mean because of pet hair. Most people dont even own a real wet vacuum to clean them, let alone use it as often as they should. They just air vacuum and call it a day. Gross! Oh youre a shoes-allowed-indoor houseold as well? Tripple gross.

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u/cactus_snake7 7h ago

🦶🏻

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 17m ago

How Trump’s hair is made

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u/Just_Lurking_Here_ 7h ago

WHY ARE YOU BAREFOOT

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen 2h ago

Yeah I would not be walking around a dirty carpet like that (whilst bringing up the hair at that!!) barefoot.

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u/RandomGreekPerson 5h ago

Half of us wouldn't even be here if she wasn't

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u/Flatulencejamboree84 7h ago

Link the product!!! Please?

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u/peanutbutterand_ely 4h ago

i have this but it’s not that easy at all. it works but with insane elbow grease. they a hundred percent just throw mad hair on a fresh carpet before filming these ads.

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u/Fair-Chemist187 3h ago

"You’d never even know I have a dog!" Yes, yes we do

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u/Soggy_Refrigerator32 3h ago

Just vacuum every day and then you get the dust out too, with far less effort.

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u/ernst_wanke_road 3h ago

I am gagging right now. Do you not vacuum your house???

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u/mel_cache 3h ago

I would get almost this much every few days and do this before vacuuming again, every few days. Now I have hardwood floors and gigantic dust bunnies instead.

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u/GreenSkyPiggy 2h ago

The fact that she chooses to stand on that carpet barefoot whilst seeing all the crap come up from it bothers me.

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u/Think-Motor900 6h ago

Sometimes, I want a dog, then I see things like this and I'm glad I don't have one.

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u/Any-Comparison-2916 5h ago

I absolutely love dogs, had multiple as a kid, some of my girlfriends had dogs - I love not having a dog and won't get one. Don't get a dog.

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u/Substantial_Desk_670 7h ago

And that was after one day.

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u/doyouevenliff 4h ago

one day shy of a year, maybe

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 7h ago

I see you have a long haired golden retriever.

Or two. But probably one.

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u/NewTimelime 5h ago

A vacuum also sucks the dust out.

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u/shimmy_ow 4h ago

This is why no carpet is best

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u/Striking_Aspect_7826 2h ago

Carpeting is gross

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u/demibro__ 46m ago

What is this device. I need one

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup 34m ago

There are several things in homes that never actually are clean. A few examples are Jetted Tubs, Carpet, and sinks.

People that full their sinks and place lettuce in them are gross.

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u/OrgasmInTechnicolor 6h ago

This looks like on of those demonstrations of things from late 90's tv ads.  Its an ad, and its fake.

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u/TheLittlestT 4h ago

I never realised so many people are afraid of dog hair. I'm oddly satisfied that such people will never experience the unconditional love of man's best friend.

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u/bugbean1 7h ago

WTF lives in that house

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u/princessawesomepants 7h ago

Based on my experience, a corgi.

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u/meatywood 7h ago

Not satisfying. It's repulsive to imagine anyone would let their carpet get that nasty.

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u/MasterPalpitation8 7h ago

Got one of these things and it takes sumo strength to get the pet hair up like that. So disappointing!

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u/bimbinibonbooboo 7h ago

Ok, think about what you can’t see in that carpet if what you can see is that thick on the surface….

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u/Banan_Cat 7h ago

Now steam clean it and look at the water after

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u/Cryptic_Honeybadger 7h ago

Someone will need that for a hair transplant

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u/theioss 7h ago

Fucking golden retrievers

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u/vakseen 6h ago

Cleaning dog hair with the dogs out. Ruff ruff 🐶

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u/domine18 6h ago

And this is why I hate carpet. Wait till they use a wet vac after getting the hair.

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u/zoe934 6h ago

I still don't understand why people prefer carpet over hard floors. I also don't understand why anyone would wear their shoes on it.