r/oddlysatisfying 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/lilangelkm 9h ago

Carpets are absolutely gross. Any smooth surface flooring is much more sanitary.

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u/amd2800barton 7h ago

I love my hardwood floors, but they’re a massive problem for my senior dog, so I’ve got rugs everywhere right now. Rugs are a great balance. They can define a space, like a sitting area in a larger room. And they add color and warmth. They’re not that hard to keep clean if you don’t eat over them, and have a washable rug at the entrance so your dog can wipe their paws as they come in.

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u/JGG5 7h ago

The right rug can really tie the room together, just as long as nobody pees on it.

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u/LupineChemist 5h ago

The Chinaman peed on your rug?

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u/TheSweaterThief 1h ago

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

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u/mongojob 25m ago

The Chinaman is not the issue here

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 1h ago

I believe in nossing.

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u/BananaPalmer 1h ago

Look dude I said I was sorry, and cleaned it, what more do you want from me?

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 32m ago

It was one time okay you don't need to keep reminding me

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u/Immersi0nn 9h ago

But damn can it be cold

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 8h ago

Washable rugs. EDIT: Also house slippers, and sandals that you choose to only wear indoors for cleanliness.

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u/skeleten_453 6h ago

I would rather staple my eyelids open and watch LiveLeak footage nonstop than imprison my feet for any longer than I have to

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u/fuckimtrash 2h ago

Real, let your feet BREATH

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u/Sunscorcher 53m ago

I wear flip flops in the house (that I never wear outside, outside shoes stay near the door). No foot prison + no cold floor contact.

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u/regalrecaller 25m ago

but expensive socks are nice

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u/4DimensionalButts 8h ago

I'd rather wade through pig shit than wear any kind of shoes in my own damn house.

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u/NOTTedMosby 8h ago

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u/Doooog 5h ago

I would rather remove my own spleen than be in the same room as any footwear that could be described as slipper-like

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u/zorba8 7h ago

Genuinely curious. Why the aversion to wearing slippers in your own house? What do you find so offensive about that?

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u/JManKit 7h ago

I wear slippers all the time (don't need that plantar fasciitis acting up) but the idea of wearing legit shoes (e.g. sneakers, runners) is deeply uncomfortable. Even if they've never been outside and were cleaned off coming out of the box, it just feels wrong to wear them indoors. I think sandals are slightly less discomforting but I still wouldn't want to do it

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u/zorba8 7h ago edited 4h ago

Yea, I understand. About shoes, I agree. I don't know why anyone would wear shoes in their house. Shoes anyway give problems and deform feet. Wearing good slippers/flip-flops, though is okay. Barefoot is the best.

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u/vex5000 5h ago

The only slippers that don't disintegrate after a year of non stop use are crocs. And I'm sure as hell not wearing those 24/7.

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u/zorba8 4h ago edited 1h ago

I don't know where you are, but good quality flip-flops last years and they are open, so one's feet is not trapped inside, like in a shoe. There is nothing about Crocs that inherently makes them durable. It's all about the material quality, regardless of the type of footwear.

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u/CKRatKing 1h ago

Dude is buying 5 dollar flip flops and then gets mad when they don't last. I've had flip flops last many years. I can't remember the last time I actually had some break.

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u/Mellanies_Redemption 6h ago

German?

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u/veribaka 6h ago

Most northern/eastern European countries?

Also at the very least Japan, but I'm willing to bet multiple southeast countries as well.

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 8h ago

And loud as hell. Input carpets back in the bedrooms, holy cow did that change how loud the house was!

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u/SpicyElixer 8h ago

Same. I did all expensive hardwood through the entire house for cleanliness and aesthetics reasons. And afterwards I felt like you couldn’t have a private bedroom conversation or …anything… anymore. And instantly regretted it. Tried to get over it. Didn’t get over it.

Ended up carpeting the bedrooms and the office. I don’t have pets, or kids that live with us, and we don’t wear shoes in the house.

Most of the house is hard wood floors. But the bedrooms are clean, high quality, comfortable carpets.

And I wouldn’t want it any other way.

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u/JManKit 7h ago

I think carpeting bedrooms is a nice touch. It's just lends a more homely, comfy feel to a space that's all about rest and relaxation. The more high traffic areas being hard wood makes sense as they'll hold up better and be easier to clean

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u/fuckimtrash 2h ago

Fr, mum’s house is entirely hard wood flooring and I can hear *everything*. Will never live in a home where there’s hard wood flooring near the bedrooms

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u/Scotty-Raspberry-36 6h ago

Not with underfloor heating

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u/Significant_Ad1256 5h ago

People call me crazy for this, but feeling the ice cold floor of my bathroom under my bare feet is such a bliss to me, especially when I need to piss at night.

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u/justbegoodtobugs 5h ago

Wear house slippers?

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u/monstertrucks_r_cool 4h ago

Good for summer though.

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u/btroycraft 3h ago

Just get an area rug. You can take those outside and actually wash them.

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u/KalynnCampbell 5h ago

Socks. Slide across the floor everywhere.

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u/dj_soo 7m ago

Slippers

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u/Decent-Point309 4h ago

And it hurts.

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u/Fartikus 4h ago

and you can crack your head or whatever falls on it, also no way am i puttin my computer anywhere near a hard floor

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u/Comfortable_Wish224 8h ago

If you take the time to vacuum and get one of those shampooers wouldn’t it be fine?

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u/writeAsciiString 4h ago

You can see in the video that floor is covered in partially visible hair. They are definitely not cleaning the carpet often enough.

Carpet maintenance is higher than the average person thinks it is because vacuuming is not enough.

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u/Kennel_King 3h ago

You have never owned a dog that sheds a lot. For some breeds, this is a once-a-day chore. A husky will give you more hair than that twice a day.

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u/BananaPalmer 1h ago

Yep. Had a GSD/Malamute mix, and a Jindo, at the same time.

The hair was.. uh.. omnipresent.

They passed years ago and I still find hair every once in a while inside some seldom-opened box or whatever. Which makes me sad, but then it's also funny, because "JFC you've been gone for years and I'm still cleaning up your hair!"

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u/oldschoolguy90 7h ago

Robot vacuum for the win. House gets vacuumed twice every night, and we get the carpets professionally cleaned every summer, moving all the furniture onto our kitchen/dining room hard floors. Its work, but we can have our babies crawling on the floor in white sleepers and not be gross

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u/Bluefish787 4h ago

We have 3 dogs. We clean and vacuum every week and vacuum an additional 3x a week. We STILL have enough fur floating around to make a 4th dog. Every winter and summer is coat renewal. Even vacuuming can't get a lot of the hair off of certain carpets (we have a few rugs).

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys 35m ago

Something that I realized a few years ago is that carpet is truly a luxury product. Just think about it. You decide to just put fucking fabric on the ground so that it's more comfortable to walk on.

I think too many people don't realize this. If you treat it as a luxury, you will clean it, replace it, keep your dog off it, etc. But obviously it's often not cared for well and that's where the complaints come in.

Hard wood is like a toyota. It's not cheap, but it's durable and easy to clean and cheap to repair. You can use a toyota for many many years. Carpet is like a sports car. It's more enjoyable to use but the mileage is a lot worse. You need to replace it earlier and you'll need expensive regular maintenance

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u/daperry4 8h ago

Not an issue if you dont havepets or wear shoes in your home

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u/WeepToWaterTheTrees 7h ago

Dead skin cells, dust, pollen, etc. It’s still gross.

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u/el_VientoNorte 6h ago

It's not. You're just extreme.

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u/guilmon999 6h ago

Vacuum sucks up all of those without issue.

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u/BananaPalmer 1h ago

On hard floors, yeah. Vacuum absolutely does not get all of that out of carpet, you still have to shampoo it regularly.

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u/FutureTrunksSSJ 7h ago

As someone who cleans carpets for a living this is absolutely not true

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u/SleepyCatMD 6h ago

Do people believe humans evolved in ascetic environments with disinfectant springs and soap trees? Modern hygiene standards and extreme cleanliness come with modern civilization, they’re not a biological need, more of a taste; nowadays shit is so obsessively clean and sanitized that people are developing more allergies and autoimmune disease because their immune system was in a bubble protected from antigens of nature and it now believes every single pollen particle is a deathly threat and that some food is so dangerous it’s better to go berserker and risk killing yourself. If you care for a rug or carpet decently it should be clean enough to not affect your health. It will not be 100% clean and pristine but none of those things are something to aspire as much as many people seem to expect their life to be it.

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u/TheMightyWubbard 6h ago

Yep. Many people have hygiene obsessions bordering on mental illness. These people banging on about carpets clearly have no idea how many microbes their furniture and other household touch points will be harbouring. Personally I prefer a healthy immune system and, as long as serious pathogens are controlled, have no problem.

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u/MintImperial2 9h ago

...Unless it smells....

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u/DMmesomeboobs 8h ago

hard surfaces lead to floor crunchies, which are absolute hell to step on.

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u/Meethos1 6h ago

Give cleaning a try.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 3h ago

Sanitary yes, but, going off the ... educated guess that video-OP has pets, hard floors can be especially rough on pet paws and joints. Given the amount of fur, this might be the orange animal's favorite room because the floors are softer.

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u/fuckimtrash 2h ago

I’ll take my disgusting carpeted house over hearing literally every damn sound bc of no carpet. I’m not eating off the floors so I’m good

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u/earthlings_all 1h ago

Never should have come to this.

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u/panticow 27m ago

It's more sanitary but feels gross on my feet.

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u/Alklazaris 25m ago

Except pets can't run in hardwood floors well. Also hair doesn't stick so it flies around the room.

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u/jameilious 6h ago

Surprisingly incorrect but I understand why you think this.

Food dropped on a carpet picks up less bacteria than on a smooth surface. Not because carpet is cleaner, just the food barely touches it due to the fibres sticking up.