r/oddlysatisfying 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 9h ago

Ok, I gotta ask. (I have 3 dogs).

How long since that carpet was last vacuumed?

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u/Shallstrom 9h ago

Yesterday.

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u/DAS_BEE 8h ago

Man even with my 1 dog when she's shedding there's no way to win

I've given up, the fur has taken over. I eat fur now. I am the fur

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u/JustHereForCookies17 8h ago

We have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever.

Less than 6 hours after a full sweep/vacuum/mop, we have brown tumbleweeds all over the house.  His hair is curly so it not only corkscrews into fabrics, but also tangles with itself to become rolling hairballs.  

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 7h ago

I had voluminous, curly hair once upon a time. I was always pulling hairballs out of everything. I shave my head every few days now. I don't have those problems anymore. Food for thought. 

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u/Lexi_Banner 6h ago

Shaving a shedding breed dog (like a husky or retriever or shepherd, etc) does not stop the shedding - the hair that sheds is just shorter. Plus you damage the dog's coat - possibly irreparably. It's not like human hair in the slightest.

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u/makeroniear 2h ago

😂 I'd have to shave my dog daily if that were possible! His fur is so thick that I can only get down to a 1/2" blade. And looks ridiculous at that short of a length.

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u/BananaPalmer 1h ago

Do NOT shave double-coat dogs, this is really bad for their hair and skin, and doesn't even stop the shedding. You can cause permanent damage doing this, for nothing.

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u/AyysforOuus 7h ago

Got hungry and ate the thought. Carpet is now bald.

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 3h ago

Lick that next 🥴

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u/Admirable-Pound-4267 3h ago

I have a Samoyed and I know your struggles!

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 3h ago

Chessies have some of the most uniquely frustrating fur to manage that I have ever encountered. My friend had one in elementary school and I just opted to go sockless whenever I visited her house.