r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 9h ago

Ok, I gotta ask. (I have 3 dogs).

How long since that carpet was last vacuumed?

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u/KGB_cutony 9h ago

if golden retriever or Labrador, two hours ago;
If any poodle mix, not since the Clinton years.

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u/How_that_convo_went 8h ago edited 7h ago

I thought I’d get a Lab and it would be a low maintenance coat sorta dawg.

This motherfucker sheds all goddamn year long. I brush him twice a week with a slicker and a furminator and take a wig’s worth of fur off of him each time. And still— STILL— I walk through my house and a random toupee will come tumbleweeding past.

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u/KGB_cutony 7h ago

Yup. They shed twice a year, 6 months at a time.