r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 9h ago

Ok, I gotta ask. (I have 3 dogs).

How long since that carpet was last vacuumed?

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u/KGB_cutony 9h ago

if golden retriever or Labrador, two hours ago;
If any poodle mix, not since the Clinton years.

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u/How_that_convo_went 8h ago edited 7h ago

I thought I’d get a Lab and it would be a low maintenance coat sorta dawg.

This motherfucker sheds all goddamn year long. I brush him twice a week with a slicker and a furminator and take a wig’s worth of fur off of him each time. And still— STILL— I walk through my house and a random toupee will come tumbleweeding past.

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u/KGB_cutony 7h ago

Yup. They shed twice a year, 6 months at a time.

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u/skool_uv_hard_nox 7h ago

I have a lab.

I brushed her for an hour with a rake then a furminator.

Then gave her a bath where she was wet brushed.

Then blow dried and brushed again once fully dry.

Still had wads of fur and I vacuumed 3 x the next day after vacuuming earlier that week

I give up

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u/GuiltyEidolon 6h ago

It can be a dietary issue at that point. Some dogs are also just more prone to shedding.

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u/regalrecaller 24m ago

cut the hair off. shedding stops when fur is trimmed

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u/Sea-Breath-007 6h ago

Yeah, mine gets brushed and I pull off enough fur the basically create 2 more labs, 10 minutes later there's already new hairs on my floor.

Love her to bits, but the shedding is ridiculous and the damn hairs get stuck everywhere :(