r/oddlysatisfying 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 9h ago

Ok, I gotta ask. (I have 3 dogs).

How long since that carpet was last vacuumed?

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u/GreenFriedYam 7h ago

Man, I moved into a house. Previous owner had cats. I vacuumed the carpets at least once a month for 8 years (usually more). I got a carpet cleaner rental and the amount of cat hair that came out after no cat had been in the house for 8 years and the floor had been vacuumed literally a hundred times… could have made another cat.

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 7h ago

Hahahahaha!

There is an art to pet hair removal. We have 3 dogs, and if my wife knows company is coming over, ain’t a dog hair anywhere!

I don’t know how she does it, but it’s GONE!

And she can do it in about 8 minutes. Shes a dog hair genie!

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u/Alarmed-Pianist6446 6h ago

I need to know her ways

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 6h ago

I may have exaggerated slightly for effect, but honestly, if the dogs weren’t there, nobody would know we had dogs.

She really is a genius.

IT’s kinda like the magician who hides the little red ball under the cup, and nobody knows where it went. Except she hides all the dog hair, and I’m scared to know where it all went.