r/oddlysatisfying 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/No-Cat-9716 9h ago

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u/joao7yt 9h ago

username checks out

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u/iDeNoh 9h ago

I just want you to know that I accidentally clicked on profile, saw that the most recent post was marked as NSFW got curious and then screamed. Rude.

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u/GraywarenGrim 8h ago edited 7h ago

For anyone who wants to know it’s a corneal eye injury due to martial arts. No blood. From all the reactions I was expecting a worse photo. Hope your eye heals joao7yt

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u/joao7yt 8h ago

didn't enjoy the spoiler you gave. but thank you, it's already fully healed. 2 weeks of misery, but i'm fine now.

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u/purplekik666 5h ago

My cat gave me a corneal abrasion by raking his claw right down the middle of my eye when he got startled. It was in October and I'm still feeling it now. Keep eye drops by your bed (thick water kind) and pop them in before going to sleep. That'll save you many a miserable morning friend 😁

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u/joao7yt 5h ago

I already did the treatment with antibiotics and eye drops every 3 hours for 2 weeks (yeah, every 3 hours no exceptions). it's already fully healed, I don't feel anything anymore. but thanks for your worry

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u/lordalex1337 4h ago

how did it happen?

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u/thehermit14 1h ago

I eventually got over it.

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u/newvegasdweller 7h ago

I can barely imagine how that must have felt. Good to know it's fine now

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u/UnorthodoxPhilosophR 2h ago

The unprecedented amount of wholesomeness in this thread is killing me

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u/GraywarenGrim 7h ago

Sorry! I didn’t realize I should have spoiler texted it in the context. Fixed! Glad you’re doing healed now!

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u/pedestriandose 2h ago

I’m so glad it’s healed fully! My sister had a corneal transplant about five years ago. She needs to get her other eye done soon. The eye with the donated corner is a slightly different colour to her other eye now, I don’t know why though. You could see the stitches pretty easily before they were removed. She has really bad keratoconus and was considered legally blind, after her transplant healed she got really bad migraines from being able to see properly.

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u/Equalanimalfarm 8h ago

Doing the Lord's work, thank you!

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u/Aumba 7h ago

The third posts is featuring a cat so it was worth it

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u/Between-usernames Odds are good, but the goods are odd 7h ago

Oh man thanks for saving me, eye trauma is the worst. 

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u/iDeNoh 8h ago

You ruined the fun :(

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u/GraywarenGrim 7h ago

Sorry, have added a spoiler now so people can choose.

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u/krielc 3h ago

Ha, I have a messed up cornea too!

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u/Dogcat729 28m ago

I should’ve read your comment before looking myself..

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u/CompactAvocado 24m ago

awwww here i thought it was something degenerate and naughty. oh well.

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u/AncileBanish 8h ago

Why did you do this to me. Why did you pique my curiosity.

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u/Technical_Eye_4343 6h ago

I appreciate that you used and spelled the word pique correctly. It's rare that I see that in the wild.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsesspPw21oOI

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u/wackbirds 3h ago

It's peak intelligence

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 41m ago

Id like to peek inside his head.

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u/thehermit14 1h ago

Where the heck do you live?

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u/indyboy2 8h ago

My cat is dead too

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u/0m3gaph03nix 3m ago

DAMN YOU, CURIOSITY!!!

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u/joao7yt 8h ago

the curiosity killed the cat, you know?

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 8h ago

More like the cat clawed out its own eyeball.

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u/catupthetree23 7h ago

or your local foliage in my case.

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u/iDeNoh 8h ago

Well I hope it's healing nicely

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u/sasakimirai 8h ago

Thanks a lot you just ruined my night 😰😰😰

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u/iDeNoh 8h ago

In my defense, HA!

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u/Bionicjoker14 8h ago

I am unaffected by the horrors beyond my comprehension, as they are beyond my comprehension

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u/garglingrapefruit 8h ago

I thought it was going to be a penis but it was far, far worse.

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u/Due-Turn3788 6h ago

All I saw was a brown eye

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u/Ilovepotatoechip 5h ago

You made me look 😔

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u/Responsible_Entry_88 3h ago

Ffs you had to............ Then I had to.................

.... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/FireBreathingNun 2h ago

fffr My partner is an optometrist and I ask they never tell me anything. Eyes and balls don’t ever want to hear it.

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u/1917he 3h ago

"got curious"

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u/Covert_Admirer 47m ago

"accidentally" like a stalker.

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u/No-Cat-9716 8h ago

Curse you Reddit for giving me this... ironic username....

But for real, It Is satisfying, it's just the shock of seeing so much... In the carpet.

This Is the reason i don't like carpets.

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u/Nerdy_Goat 6h ago

That's a lions mane

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u/TheBrockFather 8h ago

success can be gross sometimes

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u/No-Cat-9716 7h ago

I mean, It Is satisfying seeing the fur being removed from the carpet but my god, that's a lot.

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u/gemfountain 24m ago

I swear I could smell it from my phone.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 9h ago edited 7h ago

They have a dog that sheds a lot

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u/Future_Section5976 9h ago

Definitely a dog , I have one that sheds a lot , it blocks the vacuum pretty quickly and then you send awhile unblocking it,

I have a different type of brush it has rollers and makes fur bricks within, then you vaccum , I really want to know what they're using looks mean as though,

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u/Offbeatmama 8h ago

Found the Kiwi

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u/Future_Section5976 8h ago

Um yea lol , but how?

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u/Offbeatmama 8h ago

'as'

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u/Future_Section5976 7h ago

Oh...yea , ok I can see that haha

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u/BookyNZ 5h ago

It's sometimes weird to know we do in fact have a unique way of speaking, that isn't the accent. Well, some of us anyway. Not sure what other linguistic quirks we have that Aussies don't also have.

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u/Future_Section5976 5h ago

Yea I'm just realising this , the accent doesn't help but yea

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u/fidgetfromfar 4h ago

Ka pai! Have a hug for your neck of the woods. 🫂

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u/catupthetree23 7h ago

Look up something like "pet hair rake" on Amazon and there will be a lot of similar looking options available. 100% recommend because at my house, we truly thought our vacuum had gotten it all.

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u/Kennel_King 3h ago

It's called a rubber broom. Wife has one. Experience taught us that the shorter the bristles are, the better it works. They even work great on smooth surface flooring. With traditional brooms, the dog hair gets caught in them. These very seldom get the hair caught in them.

I have tile flooring in the office, grooming, and medical rooms of the kennel. I stole the one the wife had in the house for the kennel and used it before I vacuumed up the dust before mopping.

Where they kind of fail is with fine dirt and dust

For those of you freaking out about how much hair they are cleaning up, I will bet money that's the corner where the dog crate sits.

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u/sidc42 8h ago

Mine is basically a wide fine wire dog brush on a stick. It was cheap. Came from Amazon. You can adjust the handle for height but at its longest it would probably work best for someone a foot shorter than me.

We finally remodeled our main floor and put in all hard flooring so significantly less carpet.

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u/tamati_nz 8h ago

Kiwi?

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u/Future_Section5976 8h ago

Yea...is it vaccum

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u/GetBack2Wrk 9h ago

It looks like a squeegee to me but with a hard strip not rubber.

Try your local hardware store.

I'm only guessing.

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u/Future_Section5976 8h ago

I will that's a great idea thanks , the green reminds me of mine and my mop is the same brand so maybe they do a carpet squeegee thing? ,

Does look extremely satisfying and if you've never had to brush lol you're carpet i envy you but my god is it satisfying,

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u/Specialist_Action_85 8h ago

It's a carpet scraper, we have a hand held one for furniture and our stairs and it is oddly satisfying. Home Depot has the one in the video, just look up carpet scraper

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u/GetBack2Wrk 8h ago

No probs

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u/Remarkable-Rush-9085 7h ago

I have gotten a few of these and the handles don’t seem to hold up to the amount of pressure it takes to get deep into the carpet fibers to pull up the hair. I’m back to using a squeegee on hands and knees.

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u/TwoShedsJackson1 3h ago

Lol my beautiful white cat here in Central Otago sheds enough to give your dog some competition. But yeah, that dog is mean as. Respect.

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u/Specialist_Action_85 8h ago

Looks like Golden Retriever fur. We have one, the fur is no joke

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u/PilgrimOz 9h ago

I’m guessing a Golden Retriever.

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u/sidc42 9h ago

Have two. Can confirm.

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u/PilgrimOz 9h ago

Twice the hair, twice the love 🐾

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u/Antal_Marius 8h ago

Four times the love, it's multiplicative. I think

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u/DinosaurusWhen 8h ago

Guess it's about time to rewatch In Bruges again 

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u/TwoShedsJackson1 3h ago

Dog hair?? Remind me please?

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u/mmutinoi 19m ago

I think they meant the gif

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u/LiveIron6513 40m ago

It is always that time.

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u/earthlings_all 1h ago

LMAO perfection

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 5h ago

To be fair, this is rubbed in there or not cleaned in years to be that bad. If you just clean your house regularly cat hairs are barely a problem