r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/No-Cat-9716 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WUsLZLkZlMdO

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u/joao7yt 9h ago

username checks out

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u/iDeNoh 9h ago

I just want you to know that I accidentally clicked on profile, saw that the most recent post was marked as NSFW got curious and then screamed. Rude.

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u/GraywarenGrim 8h ago edited 7h ago

For anyone who wants to know it’s a corneal eye injury due to martial arts. No blood. From all the reactions I was expecting a worse photo. Hope your eye heals joao7yt

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u/joao7yt 8h ago

didn't enjoy the spoiler you gave. but thank you, it's already fully healed. 2 weeks of misery, but i'm fine now.

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u/purplekik666 5h ago

My cat gave me a corneal abrasion by raking his claw right down the middle of my eye when he got startled. It was in October and I'm still feeling it now. Keep eye drops by your bed (thick water kind) and pop them in before going to sleep. That'll save you many a miserable morning friend 😁

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u/joao7yt 5h ago

I already did the treatment with antibiotics and eye drops every 3 hours for 2 weeks (yeah, every 3 hours no exceptions). it's already fully healed, I don't feel anything anymore. but thanks for your worry

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u/lordalex1337 4h ago

how did it happen?

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u/thehermit14 1h ago

I eventually got over it.

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u/newvegasdweller 7h ago

I can barely imagine how that must have felt. Good to know it's fine now

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u/UnorthodoxPhilosophR 2h ago

The unprecedented amount of wholesomeness in this thread is killing me

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u/GraywarenGrim 7h ago

Sorry! I didn’t realize I should have spoiler texted it in the context. Fixed! Glad you’re doing healed now!

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u/pedestriandose 2h ago

I’m so glad it’s healed fully! My sister had a corneal transplant about five years ago. She needs to get her other eye done soon. The eye with the donated corner is a slightly different colour to her other eye now, I don’t know why though. You could see the stitches pretty easily before they were removed. She has really bad keratoconus and was considered legally blind, after her transplant healed she got really bad migraines from being able to see properly.

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u/Equalanimalfarm 8h ago

Doing the Lord's work, thank you!

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u/Aumba 7h ago

The third posts is featuring a cat so it was worth it

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u/Between-usernames Odds are good, but the goods are odd 7h ago

Oh man thanks for saving me, eye trauma is the worst. 

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u/iDeNoh 8h ago

You ruined the fun :(

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u/GraywarenGrim 7h ago

Sorry, have added a spoiler now so people can choose.

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u/krielc 4h ago

Ha, I have a messed up cornea too!

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u/Dogcat729 31m ago

I should’ve read your comment before looking myself..

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u/CompactAvocado 27m ago

awwww here i thought it was something degenerate and naughty. oh well.

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u/AncileBanish 8h ago

Why did you do this to me. Why did you pique my curiosity.

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u/Technical_Eye_4343 6h ago

I appreciate that you used and spelled the word pique correctly. It's rare that I see that in the wild.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XsesspPw21oOI

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u/wackbirds 3h ago

It's peak intelligence

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 44m ago

Id like to peek inside his head.

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u/thehermit14 1h ago

Where the heck do you live?

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u/indyboy2 8h ago

My cat is dead too

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u/0m3gaph03nix 6m ago

DAMN YOU, CURIOSITY!!!

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u/joao7yt 9h ago

the curiosity killed the cat, you know?

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 8h ago

More like the cat clawed out its own eyeball.

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u/catupthetree23 7h ago

or your local foliage in my case.

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u/iDeNoh 8h ago

Well I hope it's healing nicely

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u/sasakimirai 8h ago

Thanks a lot you just ruined my night 😰😰😰

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u/iDeNoh 8h ago

In my defense, HA!

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u/Bionicjoker14 8h ago

I am unaffected by the horrors beyond my comprehension, as they are beyond my comprehension

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u/garglingrapefruit 8h ago

I thought it was going to be a penis but it was far, far worse.

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u/Due-Turn3788 6h ago

All I saw was a brown eye

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u/Ilovepotatoechip 5h ago

You made me look 😔

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u/Responsible_Entry_88 3h ago

Ffs you had to............ Then I had to.................

.... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/FireBreathingNun 2h ago

fffr My partner is an optometrist and I ask they never tell me anything. Eyes and balls don’t ever want to hear it.

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u/1917he 3h ago

"got curious"

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u/Covert_Admirer 50m ago

"accidentally" like a stalker.

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u/No-Cat-9716 8h ago

Curse you Reddit for giving me this... ironic username....

But for real, It Is satisfying, it's just the shock of seeing so much... In the carpet.

This Is the reason i don't like carpets.

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u/Nerdy_Goat 6h ago

That's a lions mane