r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/kidneypunch27 9h ago

My house is all hardwoods and I take comfort in knowing there is no secret filth.

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u/brendan87na 8h ago

yeah, tell yourself that

then winter comes along and the sun is low along the floor.. then you see the truth

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 4h ago

They said that there's no secret filth, not that there's no filth at all. Your response doesn't make sense.

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 2h ago

Bro the filth is not a secret. In mid-summer, pick the time of day, there is no hiding the tumbleweeds of an Aussie and a BC in the same house. I can spend an hour vacuuming every last corner but as soon as I wrap it up and walk down the hall there are tumbleweeds creeping out from places I already vacuumed.