r/oddlysatisfying 9h ago

The Ultimate Carpet Scrape

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u/krielc 9h ago

Enough hair to make a whole new pet. Cat or dog, either one.

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u/mohawk1guy 9h ago

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u/Ghost-Music 8h ago

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u/No_Duck4805 2h ago

Catdog lives rent free in my head but I’m always afraid to reference in case ppl don’t get it

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u/VP-Kowalski 2h ago

Allaloneinthaworldidibibbaliblecatdoooooooggg

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u/krielc 9h ago

Two of each!

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u/earthlings_all 1h ago

I love that miguel and tulio keep popping up

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u/xtanol 4h ago

This is near nothing, depending on the breed.

I had a 180 lbs long haired Saint Bernard once. I could brush his coat to shed his fur, and I'd be able to fill two large shopping bags just with fur - and then my wife would still question whether or not his coat had been done at all.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 1h ago

I love animals but I can’t imagine owning a huge dog and keeping it inside given all the fur. I struggle with my small dog and cat because of all the fur. It’s really a lot.

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u/xtanol 8m ago

For Saint Bernards it's mostly seasonal. Mine slept outside on the snow most winter, as his winter coat was so thick that he'd overheat if he didn't.

In the late winter when the snow started to melt, he'd eventually end up curling up on the last spot of snow - usually where we'd piled up the snow or had a snowman.

Then in spring he'd dump that big coat over a couple weeks in giant wool-like fluffy lumps.

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 8h ago

Or... a whole new carpet! I reckon if you walk on it long enough while it accumulates, it may start to felt. Give it a year, and you can just pull off the new carpet.

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u/MySisterPegsMe 6h ago

It's insane how much some breeds shed. I have to sweep our floors every other day or else my German shepherds hair will cover it

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u/RebekkaKat1990 1h ago

My mom had a Shiba Inu and while she loved him, she absolutely hated having to clean up his fur all the time. She got hardwood floors in her new home but ended up having to vacuum even more because the fur would just float around on the floor. And the dog hated the vacuum cleaner and would always try to attack it whenever she vacuumed.

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u/No_Duck4805 2h ago

Every other day!? We vacuum 3-4 times a day to keep up with ours and there are still hair tumbleweeds on the daily

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u/MySisterPegsMe 2h ago

Yes it's a pain. Luckily we have wood floors throughout so it's not as bad as our old house with a ton of carpet

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u/No_Duck4805 2h ago

We have wood floors too. It’s definitely a trade off. Carpet hold much more hair but also hides it. Our Dyson gets a daily workout.

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u/Such_Story3052 6h ago

You will need a philosopher stone, so you dont lose a leg

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u/vplatt 3h ago

Or maybe just a few throw pillows. Violent allergy invoking throw pilllows, but hey: waste not, want not! 😆

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u/PirateSteve85 2h ago

We have 3 dogs so lots of dog hair. The one that sheds the most is named Finn. I tell my wife how much hair I swept in units of Finns. “I swept up two Finns today”

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u/Appropriate-Regret-6 14m ago

I.e. you found a spot?

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u/is-this-a-nick 6h ago

30 minutes of GSD shedding...