r/AbsoluteUnits • u/neither_bot_nor_man • 7h ago

/r/all of a ceiling fan

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8.6k Upvotes

180 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ChattingToChat • 12h ago

of a belly

2.3k Upvotes

Martins Licis left, Rauno Heinla right

280 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idkchil • 1h ago

of a hornets empire

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• Upvotes

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/is_it_worth_itt • 4h ago

of a tree

293 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 23h ago

of a frog

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6.6k Upvotes

173 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 19h ago

of a Water Palace.

1.7k Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jacobs_Haus • 19h ago

of a VHS tape

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1.4k Upvotes

107 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dennis_254 • 17h ago

of an alligator

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774 Upvotes

54 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Brillek • 22h ago

of a jellyfish

1.0k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/is_it_worth_itt • 14h ago

of a 🕌 door

239 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ArcticTrek • 19h ago

of a turban

584 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Descartes_wax • 3h ago

of sponges

28 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ultra-Cyborg • 14h ago

of a dandelion fluff

125 Upvotes

What a heckin floofer!

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Adolf_Trump2 • 1h ago

of a Flag pole

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• Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SteO153 • 17h ago

of a garlic head (1.75 kg)

117 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HODL-Me-Daddy • 1h ago

of a mango

• Upvotes

Heard something fall out of a tree near my house. Went to check it out and found this on the ground

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GeorgeRobertVitkos • 1d ago

of a man: Sultan Kösen, the world's tallest living person at 251 cm (8 ft 2.8 in)

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681 Upvotes

Born on December 10, 1982, his growth is caused by a condition called pituitary gigantism. He also holds records for the largest hands (28.5 cm) and largest feet (36.5 cm).

61 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 11h ago

of a lobster claw flower.

24 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Moist_Tackle1411 • 1d ago

of my Scar

8.5k Upvotes

From brain surgery 8 years ago

239 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Alphaxfusion • 1d ago

of a House Cat

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6.8k Upvotes

385 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/deitering • 18h ago

of a moth

21 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ShroomsHealYourSoul • 1d ago

of an acoustic guitar

60 Upvotes

Sorry no banana for scale

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a neck

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14.1k Upvotes

199 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a dog

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1.4k Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NoWork215 • 1d ago

of Smoke clouds from wildfire

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287 Upvotes

15 comments

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See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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5) Be nice.

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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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