r/AbsoluteUnits 13h ago

of a belly

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Martins Licis left, Rauno Heinla right

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u/Mnudge 13h ago

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u/FooFootheSnew 13h ago

I was just reading where it says Vancouver there, I wasn't lookin at it!

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u/ghostfreckle611 9h ago

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u/grassgravel 1h ago

It took 43 to get that shot. Think about that.

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u/Khaldara 12h ago

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u/starrpamph 11h ago

Me waiting for the food at dennys at 1:45am

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u/galman99 9h ago

Goddamn cheese burger locker.

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u/FooFootheSnew 3h ago

Slam that in your gut there bud

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u/Dakeera 10h ago

That's a gut that's on the cheeseburgers, nomsayin

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u/FooFootheSnew 9h ago

Talkin bout Starsky and Gut, Gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeserburger mawfuaks, nomsayin

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u/BurnedOutTriton 9h ago

Mawfukas definitely ON the cheeseburgers

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u/kitliasteele 6h ago

I have heard every single comment, Jamie was such a fun character in the show

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u/Chemical-Koyote 9h ago

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u/Crunka19 6h ago

Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam

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u/54l3f154 6h ago

Green eggs and HAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

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u/deerwolf90 12h ago

Everybody's lookin at yer fuckin gut!! Its fuckin huge!

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u/KrayzieBone187 12h ago

I served him at a Wendy's drive thru one night many years ago. His daughter was driving and had to pay. Typical Phil.

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 12h ago

Mustard tiger for life!!

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u/Afrojones66 6h ago

Pretty sure this show lowered my IQ, but man is it great.

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u/Jaralto 11h ago

Came here exactly for this and I wasn't disappointed

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u/J_Rigged 10h ago

Same as yurs

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u/LeekBright 8h ago

Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.

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u/mercaptans 6h ago

Mustard tiger

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u/boristhekiwi 6h ago

Greasy old Phil Colins

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u/Lucky_Wombat_8118 13h ago

The rule of never asking if a person is pregnant still holds. 

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u/HaymakerSlim 13h ago

This need to be in r/roastme

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u/CrimsonCringe925 11h ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY BITCH (respectfully)

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u/No_Season_354 12h ago

Looks like twins .

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u/TrevorBo 12h ago

It’s a… burrito!

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u/Chaficulotte 10h ago

Dude on the right is crowning

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 11h ago

Dude on the right looks like he could nurse too

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u/SecretlyBear 7h ago

Never ask a woman if it is a baby, never ask a man of it is roids.

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u/ajs423 12h ago edited 10h ago

For those curious, this is a side effect of HGH and Insulin abuse, designed to increase appetite and add muscle tissue/repair damage quickly. Both compounds also cause water retention and visceral fat development.

Both of these were top strongmen and World's Strongest Man competitors. It more or less comes with the territory in untested sports, especially where the main objective is to move a ton of weight.

Open class bodybuilders get it too and it has become normalized in the division, even though a ton of people hate it.

Edit: It's called "Palumboism" if you want to Google it more. It's not just normal bloating, but a lasting change in anatomy due to exogenous hormone abuse.

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 10h ago

I thought they said human growth hormone also causes the digestive tract, which is also essentially muscle tissue, to grow

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u/Snck_Pck 9h ago

Yup. The heart too

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u/Cookie_Nation 5h ago

From what I've heard this was a hypothesis as to the mechanism behind palumboism, but was proven to be a very small part of the process, visceral fat is the real issue. I might be completely off though, fact check me if anyone is curious.

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u/Advanced-Bid-7760 42m ago

Yeah it’s probably mostly visceral fat and full intestines. You see people that do not abuse PEDs that develop a similar kinda of gut, and it’s usually tied to general overconsumption. Strongmen have to eat an egregious amount of food, and a lot of the time it’s not very high quality food because they have to get the calories in.

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u/dumbdude545 10h ago

Yep. Sadly for me I have it because genetics and ibd/crohns.

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u/PestoBolloElemento 11h ago

Thanks so much for the explanations, detailed yet pedagological

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 10h ago

Zoolander: “I’m not a good pedagooglizer.”

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u/Junkie_Joe 7h ago

I worked so hard with years of eating to get this gut. These guys come along and just abuse HGH. Sickening.

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 3h ago

My culture is not your Halloween costume!

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u/Halschmuber 9h ago

Martins Licis is still / again active and pretty good.

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u/Tonyclap 7h ago

I can imagine doing all the work that goes into getting a great physique and all the strength you get from training only to end up looking pregnant lmao

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u/eduardgustavolaser 7h ago

They are pushing their bellies out on purpose here, they don't look like that under normal cirmunstances. I'm like half their weight and can also look pregnant when pushing my belly out, despite low-ish bodyfat and never. using PEDs. That's not to say that their PED intake isn't creating a problem, but it's less so compared to bodybuilders.

Which is the second point, very few outliers aside (Pudzianowski, Kordiyaka), strongmen just aren't concerned with how they look. Being heavier and having fat is rarely a disadvantage for their sport

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u/Wagwan-piff-ting42 4h ago edited 4h ago

This is wrong for everyone reading this, first of all strongmen rarely ever use insulin, they generally have no need to and you’ll only really see it in bodybuilding, GH does not grow your intestinal tract, people get this idea because it is used to treat short bowel syndrome, when people read that they go “oh it grows their bowels to normal size” no the reason GH is used for that is because it increases nutrient partitioning so the patient can absorb their food contents correctly. Palumboism also know as acromegaly is the presence of extremely high IGF1 for long periods of time, it tends to make your limbs shrink in size not length and make all your flat bones grow. It can cause the abdominal wall the split which is what give that very separated turtle shell look in the abs.

Now the reason we see the distended gut is not really to do with GH at all it’s to do with estrogen, before you step on stage many bodybuilders crush their estrogen if you do that you will produce zero bile so when they carb up to fill out all of that food sits in the stomach and intestines and you can’t break it down not to mention being dehydrated to get dry, plus adding in oral steroids which cause a lot of gastric distress leading to a perfect storm of distended guts.

You don’t see this In classic or any other division it’s only open and it’s nothing to do with GH and slin because in reality they all take the same drugs in similar dosages the size aspect is genetics, the biggest difference is food intake and the amount of carbs you need to fill out as an open pro is significantly higher than someone in classic .

In regards to the photo it’s two strongmen who are fat in an offseason pushing their stomachs out probably bloated from a preworkout meal for a photo.

So in short the big distended guts come from no estrogen, a bunch of anadrol and winstrol and too many carbs before stepping on stage. This wasn’t aimed at the guy I’m replying to but the amount of disinformation about any of this stuff in this post iv seen is crazy. Also to the people with ibs in this thread look into using TUDCA/ ox bile it can improve the lubrication of your intestinal track and reduce symptoms

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u/Nervous-Rhubarb-9224 8h ago

Whenever I see a gut like that its usually accompanied with peritoneal ascites. Is that also a concern with this condition?

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u/GreenMirage 10h ago

What about people who had this body type prior to HGH or insulin was developed? What could cause it there?

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u/DocB630 9h ago

A round distended belly like this commonly presents in cases of ascites from liver cirrhosis. Lots of late stage alcoholics end up looking like this (without the muscles of course.)

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u/piketpagi 2h ago

What is inside those belly? Fats? Is there any CT scan of those kind of body? It looks firm, unlike beer belly who are still soft

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u/weaselsrippedmybrain 1h ago

You don’t say.

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u/Careless_Historian28 13h ago

HGH can do it.

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u/Enough_Job5913 13h ago

HGH + steroids

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u/Ok-Toe-6969 5h ago

HGH + steroids + insulin

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u/Beef_Supreme4 11h ago

Could the be HGH gut, insulin gut, and power-belly trifecta

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u/jk_pens 11h ago

Late night eating of peanut butter out of the jar can do it

Ask me how I know

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u/milk4all 13h ago

This is how we invented steroids. You have to drill a 1/8” hole into a belly like this and tap it.

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u/Current-Cold-4185 12h ago

The best stuff comes from Canada!

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u/WARxxPIGG 13h ago

Nah not liver. Probably steroids. They swell the organs and cause your abdomen to push out. I'm guessing that's what's going on, Roid Gut. But it could be other stuff as well. I don't take roids and my gut seems hella out sometimes. But I have diverticulosis so I duno. Hope they are healthy and it's not serious

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u/JimKellyCuntry 13h ago

Hgh

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u/shanep35 11h ago

100% HGH belly.

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u/SpudsRacer 11h ago

I had to scroll done this far for the correct answer. Look at the bodybuilder culture today compared to Arnold's day when thin waists were the look. HGH doesn't just grow muscle, it grows the internal organs to the point they are pushing the abdomen out. Everything grows including your skull. They take steroids as well, but those don't grow muscle, they just allow exceptional recovery time from exercise.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 11h ago

Anabolic steroids?

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u/WARxxPIGG 11h ago

Ahh. Good to know

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u/DzireCML 11h ago

Steroids don't grow muscle? 🤯

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u/Bonerpopper 9h ago

That guy is wrong btw, "steroids" are a broad class. The ones most people are talking about when it comes to body builders are anabolic steroids, which are mostly synthetic forms of testosterone. IE they absolutely build muscle.

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u/SpudsRacer 7h ago

After researching it, you're right and I'm wrong. Anabolic steroids promote muscle growth specifically and helps with recovery as well. I apologize.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 13h ago

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness 12h ago

I wonder if this lady still brags 20 years later: “Randy’s belly poked me on set back in the day”

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u/SlowMissiles 12h ago

Left guy is Martins Licis he a World Strongmen competitor so duh it's a lot of steroids

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u/beattysgirl 12h ago

Rauno is no slouch either 💪

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u/SlowMissiles 12h ago

I could imagine he also a strongman just didn't know his name :P
my dumbass just saw the picture say the names lol

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u/dropoffear 13h ago

My grandpa’s gut looks like this the drinks beer every day and they said it’s excess fluids in the abdomen called ascites and if it where to be drained it would just come back and it would be hard to adjust to the fluid change.

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u/NotForPlural 12h ago

This is not just ascites, this is caused by excessive intestinal volume. Ascites is caused by liver damage, usually from alcoholism.

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u/dropoffear 12h ago edited 12h ago

Like legit big intestines?
Edit: googled it…. Gross

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u/StanknBeans 12h ago

It would come back even if he quit or it would come back because he still drinks?

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 13h ago

Is there... a way to push them back?

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u/Kahazzarran 13h ago

No, they enlarge thanks to HGH. They're pushing out because they no longer fit right in the body cavity. Stopping gear will help, but enlarged organs are a lifelong consequence of abusing HGH.

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u/GTCapone 12h ago

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u/Kittie-Zombie27 12h ago

Solid Invader Zim reference

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq 12h ago

Damn. What’s worse is these two dudes didn’t even get that big. Like at all relative to their guts.

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u/cmwills29 10h ago

It's exaggerated to be be funny, Google them to know what they look like normally. And they absolutely did get big, they are some of the strongest men in the world (the guy on left won Worlds Strongest Man competition in 2019)

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u/Investigator_Lumpy 13h ago

Corset?

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u/Lazy-Map-3638 12h ago

Corsets just push organs around, won’t actually affect the size of them after HGH

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u/TheVeganPork 12h ago

The context behind this photo is they where also playing it up, they both distended their guts as much as they could as part of the joke.

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 12h ago

I believe these body builders started using insulin for more muscle gains and this is a side effect. I’ve heard.

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u/Dependent-Bridge-709 11h ago

Is it really a thing that bodybuilders inject insulin??? I have type 1 diabetes and inject insulin every time I eat or if my blood sugar is high.

Just surprised, but I guess bodybuilders do all kinds of crazy shit. You can go into a coma or even die within hours iof taking take a huge dose of insulin 😓

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u/PoptartFitness27 11h ago

That’s where rice 6 times a day became common, avoiding a diabetic coma

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u/Dependent-Bridge-709 11h ago

I hope that is a joke lol

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u/blarg-bot 11h ago

I think it's an HGH thing.

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u/ColeProtoco1 12h ago

There are so many ways your gut can distend. I’ve got issues digesting certain carbs. Garlic? Onion? Preggo. It’s ridiculous. Why does eating vegetables fuck me up?!?! (I know why just venting).

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u/kaboomboomer 12h ago

The need to vent does become an issue

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u/ColeProtoco1 11h ago

Truest words ever muttered. My anus respects you.

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u/spageddy77 12h ago

i’ve had diver, it sucks. best of luck to you.

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u/DoggoDude979 12h ago

God is there anything that steroids don’t do to your body?

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u/suckmebigtime23 12h ago

Also force feeding

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u/stupidname68bd 12h ago

Its 100% steroids

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u/RazorJ 11h ago

I don’t do steroids either but did every stomach exercise maxed out 3x a week.

But, I drank about a 1/5 to a liter of Jameson at night and ate steak and salt like crazy. My stomach wasn’t this big, but in the same ballpark.

I think it was a combo of fatty liver, fat cells around my organs, and a lot of inflammation. It was hard as a fucking rock though.

I quit all alcohol and only eat red meat once a month is all. I eat mostly salmon, chicken, and a lot of plant protein. It took 5 years but my blood tests are all in the right numbers but I’m not as big and strong no matter what I do now.

Personally I don’t like not being as strong but I feel healthier and the doc says it probably added a few years to my life.

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u/Background_Pride_237 13h ago

They in shape. Round is a shape.

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u/G8oraid 13h ago

Is that liver damage / fluid?

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u/Professional_Ad8872 13h ago

HGH causes not only muscles to grow, but also your guts, so you have a ton of guts that makes your belly stick out

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u/Lorddoctorjava 12h ago

I look just like that but I'm told I have to go to the gym...

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 5h ago

Well u just fat? These guys are pretty strong, with a bloatwd gut.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 1h ago

Semantics

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u/continual_failure 12h ago

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

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u/modsrdabigmari 12h ago

Crowbar fans?

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u/Karma-Effect 11h ago

Harm's Way and Crowbar on shuffle.

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u/EcstaticStock499 12h ago

That awkward moment when you compliment someone about how fat they are but it turns out they’re just pregnant 😔

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u/SimpleGuy7 13h ago

Matching Dickie Do’s!!

Bellies stick out farther than their dickies do!

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u/ProfAsmani 12h ago

Please. An average Indo Pak uncle has double that.

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u/jakecamron42 12h ago

guy on the right stomach shaped like a ball is having a boy. guy in the left, it's a girl. congrats

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u/cms86 12h ago

Martiiiiin. Licis Former strongest man in the old. Put some respect on his name

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u/beattysgirl 12h ago

Martiiiiiiiins 💜

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u/Active-Shallot-499 13h ago

The one on the right look like ascities

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u/RandoMcNoob 13h ago

Damn, the Viltrumites are already on Earth.....

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u/Austinexe93 11h ago

More like rauno hernia

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u/mattricide 13h ago

Theyre power bellies

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/LCranstonKnows 13h ago

Ok, you tell him

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u/slartibuttfart 13h ago

Hmph, amateurs

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u/signofthecrow1 13h ago

Why do I look like this and I’ve never done any crazy steroids… why?? I also don’t drink beer or have a crazy diet.

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u/Tajandoen 12h ago

Erotic!!

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 12h ago

I wonder when they're having their babies.

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u/WarkMahlberg69 12h ago

I'm looking at 6 months on the left and about 8 and a half on the right

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u/Homie-dnt-play-tht 12h ago

Beer belly at its finest

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u/Historical_Bit_4642 12h ago

I respect that, we all come from bellies exactly like this.

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u/h4ck3r_n4m3 12h ago

Belly builders

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u/Mangia_94 12h ago

That's just mass.

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u/sparklemcduck 12h ago

Turkey’s done! 🦃

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u/PhillLarrup 12h ago

it cant just all be full of beer can it?

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u/Traditional_Step9502 12h ago

Growth hormone

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u/montanagrizfan 12h ago

It’s from too much HGH.

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u/notmtfirstu 12h ago

Gutmaxxing is cool now? Fuck yeah! I'm headed to wendys to get a large frosty rn!

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u/punk-biatch 12h ago

Them fuckers drink some damn beer.

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u/MintBerryCrnch21 12h ago

Guy on the rights waters about to break

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u/breakingvats 11h ago

Are they pregnarte?

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u/Chrisdkn619 11h ago

Is that post steroids gut?

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 11h ago

does it count as palumboism when you cant even see your abs?

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u/AccomplishedShoe856 11h ago

HGH gut or liver failure.

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u/theoriginal_awsit 11h ago

Add banana for scale

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u/Effective-Car1039 11h ago

When is the gender reveal?

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u/Individual_Math5157 11h ago

I need to change up my online activities… I almost thought this was some 🌽.

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u/cwsjr2323 11h ago

Ladies, do you prefer the innie or outie?

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u/Thrillhou1975 10h ago

Torsos look like monkey faces

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u/tzn_1978 10h ago

Hey now

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u/Flawed_Perfections 10h ago

That's called cortisol gut

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u/TheProfessor0781 10h ago

The Milwaukee tumor

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u/guinader 10h ago

They ate the atlas stones! Lol

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u/Ruin369 9h ago

Steroids, so many steroids

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u/Snck_Pck 9h ago

Martin (left) has an amazing YouTube channel where he travels to all different cultures around the world and trains with them in their own sports / strength training etc.

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u/Sideways_Austen 9h ago

They worked out just one ab nonstop

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u/LaunchpadMcQuack86 9h ago

Roid bellies

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u/Conscious-Shake8152 9h ago

Steroid belly?

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u/InternalServerErr500 9h ago

I've got an outie

you've got an innie,

let's roid and lift

till neither looks skinny.

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u/Remarkable-Mud6318 8h ago

“Abs is not sign of strength, it sign you not eating enough”

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u/2kids2adults 8h ago

That looks like a lot of visceral fat. Yikes.

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u/timfinn1972 8h ago

Roid gut. Joe Rogan has it also.

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u/FreshPomegranate2534 8h ago

My stomach looks like that too when I don’t suck it in :(

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u/DoomerGrill 8h ago

Roid gut

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u/redditanddoneit 8h ago

How many months pregnant are they?!?

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u/Givemelifebro 8h ago

Greeeeasssy

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u/InternationalCat3159 8h ago

Connor McPreggor

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u/Whathefuckwasthat 8h ago

Low-key wanna gender reveal

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u/Dagoroth55 8h ago

The HGH gut.

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u/welllly 8h ago

Guts Cassidy and the cheeseburger kid

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u/tee8tee4388 7h ago

Say byebye to doggy style bro.