r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dennis_254 • 18h ago

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u/DannyFodor 18h ago

Even the deer are like "DAMN" lol

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 16h ago

The deer are like that's where dad went.

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u/NachoUnreal 17h ago

Interior crocodile alligator

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u/Killzark 17h ago

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

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u/amberwxld69 17h ago

this is the first thing that comes to my mind when you say predator

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u/Accomplished_Tip_802 13h ago

He killed 16 czechoslovakians.The guy was an interior decorator!

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u/juraiknight 14h ago

There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest

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u/That_Analysis_221 17h ago

Love the zooming in and out sound effect of a ancient recorder LOOOL

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u/Fun_Buddy7864 16h ago

Straig outta mezozoic

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u/Saucy-Mustard 16h ago

I love how deceptively slow they move when they don’t care….they’re so freakin fast when they want to be

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u/Christawpher 16h ago

You stole Chubb's hand!

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u/IWrestleSausages 16h ago

Literally a dinosaur

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u/goitch 17h ago

I wish they were human friendly

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u/LetAgreeable147 17h ago

O lawd! He comin’!

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 16h ago

What kind of camera are they using? Lol

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u/heroin-puppy 11h ago edited 11h ago

If I'm not mistaken, sounds like someone is using an old R2 unit hooked up to a Cyberdyne T-800, image stabilization could be better, they're using an older style flux capacitor.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 9h ago

Everyone knows you need 2 flux capacitors for the Cyberdyne T-800, that is why the image stabilization was off. Flux capacitors have a short half-life my friend.

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u/Tonylegomobile 30m ago

The CPU was a neural net processor

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u/Tough-Requirement510 18h ago edited 16h ago

How can u say he big? On my screen it's about 7 centimeters.

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u/wild_cherry1987 16h ago

Oh we talking alligators here? 

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u/OblivionArts 17h ago

Lemme guess.. Florida?

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u/LesbeGoddess 16h ago

Could be North Carolina South or Carolina Georgia or any part along the gulf coast all the way to Texas. Louisiana has the largest gator population in America surprisingly.

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u/AtPrick 16h ago

Its either Florida or Louisiana.

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u/pepenepe 16h ago

Thats not a gator thats a fucking dinosaur.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 9h ago

He used to hunt raptors at the water’s edge when he was just a young lad.

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u/mossoak 16h ago

"just gonna wander over to the 19th hole and try to grab a snack"

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u/PrizeSyntax 15h ago

I love the walk ( the king is home walk) these guys have, but that's what you get, when you rule the ponds for millions of years

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u/Honest_Science_4969 13h ago

His front right leg has an injury.

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u/LuckyShirt54 15h ago

Could be Chubbs who lives on Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto, FL.

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u/terminalxposure 14h ago

Before AI, there was this.

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u/Miosaka 16h ago

oh shit whaddup 682

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 16h ago

This is just another day in Florida.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 9h ago

What has more kills in Florida, a croc eating a golfer or a shark eating a swimmer? …. Cause neither one is zero.

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u/Cracktaculus 15h ago

You could make four steamer trunks out of that fella!

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u/CreeepyUncle 15h ago

See ya later.

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u/Horror-Bowl-6037 13h ago

It look like its dragging that front foot

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u/uptrendco 13h ago

Q: Where is he going? A: Wherever he wants.

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u/Lana-Next-Door 13h ago

The waddle is actually kinda cute lol

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u/Lucky_Wombat_8118 12h ago

He’s still can’t find his ball

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u/Galvatrix 10h ago

I've never seen a crocodilian casually high walk around so slowly. Maybe he just ate

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 9h ago

I'm sitting here making "Clomp. Clomp. Clomp." sound effects for him. Her. Not going to look to find out.

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u/stormyw23 7h ago

Lannndddddd deino!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5nbfaqBdmrRIsIHqCb

If you get it, You get it.

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u/British_Ballsack 2h ago

Steve irwin would re-locate that mf with his bare hands.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 1h ago

Very old. Also the Gator.

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u/Flashy-Routine-8254 38m ago

That’s like 37 pairs of boots right there