r/AbsoluteUnits • u/neither_bot_nor_man • 8h ago

/r/all of a ceiling fan

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9.8k Upvotes

194 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ChattingToChat • 13h ago

of a belly

2.5k Upvotes

Martins Licis left, Rauno Heinla right

289 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 20h ago

of a Water Palace.

1.8k Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jacobs_Haus • 20h ago

of a VHS tape

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1.4k Upvotes

107 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Brillek • 23h ago

of a jellyfish

1.0k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dennis_254 • 18h ago

of an alligator

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800 Upvotes

57 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ArcticTrek • 20h ago

of a turban

597 Upvotes

62 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/is_it_worth_itt • 5h ago

of a tree

359 Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idkchil • 2h ago

of a hornets empire

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327 Upvotes

69 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/is_it_worth_itt • 15h ago

of a 🕌 door

264 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ultra-Cyborg • 15h ago

of a dandelion fluff

134 Upvotes

What a heckin floofer!

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SteO153 • 18h ago

of a garlic head (1.75 kg)

117 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Descartes_wax • 4h ago

of sponges

39 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 12h ago

of a lobster claw flower.

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/deitering • 19h ago

of a moth

25 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Adolf_Trump2 • 2h ago

of a Flag pole

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14 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HODL-Me-Daddy • 2h ago

of a mango

10 Upvotes

Heard something fall out of a tree near my house. Went to check it out and found this on the ground

3 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

Be in awe at the size of these lads

Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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