Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

Was the stop really worth it 😭😭

edit to add: he emphasized it was a construction zone ( NO PEOPLE ) and told me to slow it down for them …

Second edit: he did not use a radar he said he was pacing me …

First it was the seasonings, I couldn’t use the seasonings I wanted. I had to argue just to use basic shit like garlic pepper and smoky onion seasoning. Then I got out there and this orange silicone thing was on top. I started taking it off and was told to leave it and cook on it.

Weird. And gross. And it defeats the purpose of this kind of grill I feel like.

Then came the butter. I could only use spray butter.

It’s just ridiculous.

UPDATE:

The mat got really hot and got cut while I was flipping the burgers. Now I’m being forced to eat said burgers. I’m so excited to leave for college lol

I would never call this a garage sale

Def scam vibes

Edit: ultimately, what bothers me the most is I want to go to a garage sale, not this shit. This isn’t a garage sale and should not be advertised as one

I have told my mom to not do this before but she does not listen anyway. I am thinking of throwing everything to trash instead of them being gradually destroyed to pieces. I can not even care anymore. These things take hours to put together and paint then get manhandled anyway.

For our wedding, at each table we had 2 Polaroid cameras for everyone to take photos on (we had a professional photographer too, but these were for more personal photos between our guests) and there was a clear glass dropbox for everyone to drop them in and we'd have that dropbox on display in our house.

Unbeknownst to us, my sister-in-law let her daughter (6 years old) go round every table at the very start of the night using up all the photos on each camera.

Now we only have around 10 we can actually keep, and over 100 of just random shit that are not worth keeping at all.

I'm all for keeping kids occupied at something they can easily get bored at, but not at the expense of that though.

I was reading my medical notes when I stumbled across this. I was not informed of the usage of artificial intelligence in my report, nor did I verbally consent to it.

Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

I got an MRI of my brain. Followed the directions exactly. Took off all of my clothes besides socks. Thought it was odd I had to go commando but whatever, followed the directions.

Apparently that doesn’t include underwear, which resulted in the tech making me feel stupid and embarrassed for thinking it did after he saw me put my underwear in the locker, he made me go back to put them on.

My partner, friend and I were following a hiking trail at Red Wood National Park, singing and talking at medium volume. We were by no means shouting, just singing little songs to entertain each other along the trail. A woman with a baby carrier on her back with a sleeping infant started aggressively holding her finger up to her lips and shushing us. We went quiet and kept moving to pass her. She was just standing in the middle of the public trail pacing and shushing people that pass by rather than leaving to somewhere more quiet. Just as we were leaving earshot I tried to quietly ask my partner a question about where we headed and again she leaned in our direction with her finger to her mouth aggressively shushing us. Is it not kind of insane to go to an open public space and behave like this?!?

From the store manager

Edit: For some extra context this was sent out by each store manager to all of its employees in district 1 of the ohio Cincinnati/Dayton division, potentially other districts as well but i can only verify my own. Im not going to give my specific store number for obvious reasons but you can find each store on google with that information. We are unionized by UFCW (already bad btw) and to my knowledge they allowed this recent change. Kroger has no accrual for sick days like some have mentioned. Those who think this is rage bait, i dont think anyone has to fake a post to make a billion dollar company look bad, they do it to themselves.

I had a feeling he was using chatgpt because it just sounds like when I talk to chatgpt and the answers I get.

So tonight, I copied and pasted my last text and asked chatgpt to reply to that text and it replied the same as he did.

Every answer he gives me does not come from him. So I dont know how he would actually communicate .

I dont know if he’s just lazy or wants to impress me. Wtf. Our 2 dates have gone well. But I hate he puts zero thought into the replies.

Edit: Here’s chatgpt screenshot:

https://imgur.com/a/gPGhleJ

Other examples of suspicious texts:

https://imgur.com/a/HAAkmdR

Just why….. and they don’t even have a handicap pass…. I’m the blue car to the left…

Guess i don’t appreciate modern graphic design enough

Uber was almost as bad. Needless to say I just walked home.

I haven’t watched Wheel of Fortune in 20+ years or googled Wheel of Fortune or Pat Sajak, like ever. Spouse and I clicked on Hulu last night to watch the Americans and I saw that ‘Celebrity Wheel of Fortune’ was one of the thumbnails. I noticed that Ryan Seacrest was hosting. I did not click on it.

I only spoke to my spouse and said, “Is Pat Sajak even still alive?”

“No idea.”

We shrugged our shoulders and went about with our ‘Americans’ viewing.

This showed up in my twitter feed today.

It makes me mildly infuriated that the big dogs keep denying that they are listening but this is not the first time that a coincidence like this has happened. One day, I spoke to my spouse and verbally mentioned Sophia Loren’s name. The next day, she popped up in my FB feed.