r/mildlyinfuriating • u/IGuessINeedToSignUp • 3d ago
Infuriatig This giant ring of prime beach "claimed" before 6:00 a.m. and still unused at 10:30 by a bunch of inconsiderate jerks at 107th Ocean City, Maryland. The beach is packed and this huge area is unused.
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u/randomsynchronicity 3d ago
So move their shit and use it. If they bitch at you, just say it was already moved when you got there.
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u/dapperdave 3d ago
Ahhh the ol' "it was like this when I got here" fliparoo.
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u/Heavymando 3d ago
Assholes hate this one trick
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u/jimmybilly100 3d ago
It's really funny how mad they get when you gaslight them
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u/061826heart 3d ago
Oh, they get angry. And they’ll attempt to absolute ruin your own day (or worse). Humans are unhinged now. Disconnected from others, strangers. Almost oblivious that anyone exists besides themselves and their brood.
I long for a time when people gave a shit about others, but I surmise that time is never coming back.
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u/Saneless 3d ago
Selfish people are not just passively selfish. They actually take joy in seeing the results of their selfish behavior.
Denying them an opportunity to be selfish hurts them
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u/Cranks_No_Start 3d ago
You would really want to ask them…
What time were they set up?
5:30!!!
Annnnnnd what time is now?
11:00…what’s your point?
You thought it was ok to try and save a public beach for 4 1/2 hours? Anything could’ve happened.
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u/TheAgedProfessor 3d ago
If the shit is moved, likely more folks than yourself will take over the space, so they'll never know who to be angry at.
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u/Objective_Ladyfrog 3d ago
Just relocate it to the tide line. Tell them there’s a King Tide and it swept up really fast.
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u/CranberryLast4683 3d ago edited 3d ago
If you really want to be chaotic, just move the stuff and don’t even setup there. Someone else will have to hear it. Watch from afar. Beach day and entertainment.
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u/Significant-Law-4186 3d ago
Yeah you could literally just move their stuff to make a smaller circle and the Ocean City public will do their thing and take over
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u/Phyraxus56 3d ago
"Oh I thought it was abandoned. No one was here for a good 30 minutes."
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u/yeahgroovy 3d ago
I just wish a simple truthful statement:
“It’s rude to reserve all this space when you haven’t been here all morning”.
How can you argue with that?? But sadly these idiots probably would think of something.
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u/PinsToTheHeart 3d ago
Yeah, I prefer to be up front. "I waited X minutes and nobody ever showed up so I just moved it."
They're going to argue no matter what, so you might as well just let them know they are an asshole right off the bat. Plus, saving seats is often not even allowed in a lot of public areas.
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u/Sonichu- 3d ago
You're giving them too much thought. Just lie and be obstinate.
"Hey did you touch our stuff?"
"No, who the fuck are you? Why are you talking to me?"
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u/Saneless 3d ago
The problem with that is you now have a narcissist who has been shamed and thwarted. Might as well light a fuse: they are fueled by the conflict and escalation
There's being assertive and there's triggering a violent child. Best to lie to their face
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u/mafiazombiedrugs 3d ago
Exactly this, if you want to have a fight in public and try to teach them better manners then calling them out is certainly a way to start a fight where you end up looking as bad as them and they learn nothing.
If you just want the problem to go away, lie to their fucking face, they don't deserve your consideration.
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u/Saneless 3d ago
And it works to your benefit. The only way people like that actually are "hurt" by your actions is your complete dismissal. They hate feeling irrelevant. They want to know their actions had an effect on you. By lying and waving them off like a gnat, you've actually accomplished the insult as intended
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u/craznazn247 3d ago
“There’s no reservation system. Either you’re here or you’re not. All I see is abandoned property and no people.”
Seriously. Some people just deserve to have their shit taken. In places like Chicago parking spots it makes sense because the person shoveled out that space and having an object essentially convey that message.
On the beach it’s just abandoning your shit on public shared space. The space didn’t require work or preparation to be useable, so there’s no stake to dibs on. If left long enough, public services would be taking it away for the sake of cleanup.
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u/BlueMikeStu 3d ago
A neighbor took my shoveled out spot once. I got my snowblower out and covered his car. He asked what the fuck I was doing, and I told him that if I wasn't going to get the spot I cleared, I'm putting it back where I got it.
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u/mebutonweed 3d ago
At my last apartment there was a guy shoveling a spot for his car since the plows hadn't come through yet. As he was shoveling someone came and took the spot. Fortunately he called them out on it and they moved.
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u/highknees69 3d ago
Or do the passive aggressive move and just move their stuff into a smaller area and let other people come and fill the open space. Those people would just confirm that the stuff was like that when they got there.
Then finish off classic passive aggressive move by sitting further away, but within earshot.
Sip a cold one and enjoy the chaos that ensues. Oh, and please record it.
Edit: typos
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u/Saneless 3d ago
A fun thing I like to do when people reserve things is to move their shit but not even bother sitting there. They try to get mad at people who they can tell genuinely didn't move it, look defeated, then they just stomp off
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u/ManiacalShen 3d ago
This honestly makes the most sense to me. If I'm looking for a spot on the beach, I can't assume any empty set of chairs is an absentee reserve situation; people do swim in the ocean as a group or run up to their unit for a PBJ.
But after I'm settled nearby for 40 minutes, different story. I'm not going to move my shit to make a problem, but your idea? Sure!
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u/oooriole09 3d ago
In NC, volunteers will clear beaches for the sea turtles to lay eggs.
Just make up something along those lines,
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u/Cainga 3d ago
I’d just toss all their shit in a pile to really compact it down. Maybe drag it away from the shoreline so it doesn’t look like you touched it. Hopefully some other people come to muddle who was there.
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u/erkdog 3d ago
You know they have someone sitting on rhe balcony with binoculars just for that occasion. That's when they decide to head down.
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u/stillnotelf 3d ago
At an apartment I used to live at, there was a broken down motorcycle parked in a prime parking spot for like 9 months.
Within 20 seconds of me deciding to see if we could just pick it up and move it to free up the spot, someone appeared to complain that we were touching his motorcycle. It was spooky
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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 3d ago
I have this at my apartment also. Grinds my gears. Move your broken down stupid bike that has not moved in months from one of the few parking spots we have in this small ass parking lot!
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u/RoyalIdeal6026 3d ago
No they don’t. No family that does this and still doesn’t show up by 10:30 is watching with binoculars. They’re likely still sitting around watching tv and eating donuts. Trying to wrangle the kids. They’re likely at the beach by 2pm.
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u/Justis29 3d ago
I'm sure the beach doesn't have dibs rules. They left stuff unattended. That's littering.
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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago
Welp, looks like it’s mine now. Finders keepers….
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u/HovercraftParking5 3d ago
I was gonna say, ballsy move leaving it all there. I’m surprised no one just took their stuff.
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u/bootrick 3d ago
Who wants more beach shit?
You've already brought your own beach chairs, beach balls, beach umbrellas, et cetera. You want more of that shit? You could barely get in the car on your way TO the beach; how you gonna now throwmore shit in your car?
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u/farva_06 3d ago
Pro tip: Go to the beach with nothing, use people's abandoned shit for a while until they come back, then move on to the next spot until you're ready to go home.
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u/LOLSteelBullet 3d ago
My kids who can't comprehend we will NEVER take their classmates on a trip to the beach
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u/Intelligent_Put_3594 3d ago
Claimed? All I see are abandoned chairs and towels. That could of been left by last night's tourists. Clear a patch and settle in.
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u/CapacitorCosmo1 3d ago
"Looked like someone left in a hurry", so "we stacked it to keep it safe".
"Nobody was injured were they? That wouldve sucked. If its too personal or embarrassing, I get it.".
Place a crib in the center and have a few "used" diapers laying next to it.
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u/Seventeenthstone 3d ago
The “used” diapers also work really well to keep your valuables in.
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u/erichf3893 3d ago
Until a well intentioned beach-goer tosses them all in the trash!
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u/underprivlidged BLACK? 3d ago
Been to that beach many times as a kid - if my family saw things like this, we would just move their shit.
You can't claim a spot on the beach. If you think you can, you haven't met assholes like my family lol.
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u/ftaok 3d ago
They’re the a-holes that we got. Your family are the a-holes that we deserve.
- Abraham Lincoln
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u/Anadyne 3d ago
"If I ever meet another asshole as mean as me, I just get meaner."
- George Washington on the eve of the battle of Mars Attacks
ack ack
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u/ElmerChud1 ORANGE 3d ago edited 3d ago
Legit not an asshole move. Only the assholes are leaving their shit to "mark their spot". They can get bent. Out here where I live, people will put lawn chairs and camping chairs out on the sidewalks/park strips to mark their spots like a week before a parade. Some people caution tape areas off and leave their chairs or blankets. It's ridiculous.
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u/MouseMouseM 3d ago
Dude, that got so bad in a nearby suburb that they had to implement a maximum of 24 hours prior to parade stake-out law, the plants and grass were struggling/dying because people were leaving their junk out a week before parades.
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u/Icy-Translator9353 3d ago
Must be New Orleans. Surprising what people will do for a bead!
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u/Courtaid 3d ago
The city should confiscate all chairs and personal items the night before the parade. That would be fun to watch.
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u/Legonistrasz 3d ago
This is exactly right. We would’ve moved all the chairs into a smaller circle facing and almost touching each other, so they still have their circle but can fuck right off at the same time.
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u/Ah_non_e_moose 3d ago
If I left a chair out in our own yard and someone stole it my dad would’ve said “that will teach you not to leave your things unattended.”
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u/KickboxingMoose 3d ago
you haven't met
assholespeople who act for the public good like my family lol.ftfy. Please keep doing it.
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u/E0H1PPU5 3d ago
I made friends like this at a beach resort in Florida once. My husband and I are early birds so we got to the beach very early and laid on a couple of lounge chairs. Sure enough people come down and start “saving” seats with towels and stuff.
Another family comes down and is searching desperately for a chair to sit in and they’re all blocked. I called them over and told them nobody was sitting in the chairs just pick one.
They didn’t want to cause a confrontation and wouldn’t move the towels so I said well here, take our spot then!
And then I moved every single towel off every single chair and put them in the pool area of the resort.
Free chairs for everyone!
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u/etho76 3d ago
I had an ex tell me that “claiming” was the smart thing to do and that it’s courteous.. I had no words
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u/Tequila_Dre_All_Day 3d ago
This is why they are your ex right lol
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u/inplayruin 3d ago
He tried claiming her sister for later and suddenly the practice was neither smart nor courteous.
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 3d ago
I haven't been to the beach much, if at all. But I would assume right away, I can't just reserve a spot like this.
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u/KGrizzle88 3d ago
Those aren’t assholes. Those are people willing to keep the guard rails on the road that we call society.
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u/voluotuousaardvark 3d ago
Your family are the anti assholes.
I don't want to speculate what that might be (the mouth? The inside bot of the bumhole?)
But they are not assholes- they react to asshole behaviour and that is entirely different.
I guess they could be assholes as well but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt for the time being lol
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u/-Twin-Flames- 3d ago
Exactly. It’s like people putting their bag down on a seat on crowded public transport.
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u/Fine-Upstairs-6284 3d ago
The next mildlyinfuriating post is gonna be “some asshole moved our stuff on the beach. We reserved it before 6am! They had no right to move our stuff! This beach is packed and we specifically reserved it so we’d have space!”
OP, move their shit
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u/Plane_Frosting5194 3d ago
Nah it’ll be in an elitist Facebook group where no one has self awareness
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u/Atomicbananahammock 3d ago
I can’t link per the community rules but the Maryland subreddit has exactly what you’re talking about! “Been doing this for 40 years, what’s the big deal”
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u/nathalierachael 3d ago
Haha someone reposted it in the Maryland subreddit basically saying “Wait I do this all the time at this beach. What is the problem??”
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u/CobraMurderChicken 3d ago
Stack the chairs and stuff nice and neat in one spot, and enjoy the beach. If they ever do show up and ask, just say it was like that when you got there, and that someone must have thought it was ridiculous that they thought they could save this space for hours.
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u/TheMaStif 3d ago
"They came to throw it all away, I told them it probably wasn't garbage. You're welcome!"
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u/BigAssMonkey 3d ago
How about those condos who set up all their chairs early in the morning and then rent them out. It’s a public beach they are setting up on. Are we allowed to move those too?
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u/Thedeadnite 3d ago
As long as it’s a public beach and the condo hasn’t got an agreement with the city/state to rent out that portion every day then yeah as long as you don’t destroy the property or steal it you should be fine.
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u/StarshipCaterprise 3d ago
Yeah it’s not a reservations area, and they clearly went out hours in advance and set that up. People are so rude sometimes.
It’s not your spot if you aren’t physically occupying it
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u/aggressive_napkin_ 3d ago
"huh? that's sounds pretty weird to setup but not come out after 4 hours - did you really do that? no wonder someone moved this stuff like you're claiming."
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 3d ago edited 3d ago
Move them. I don't understand the people who put up with this kind of behavior. Just move them.
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u/Fit_Entry8839 3d ago
Don't even need to touch their stuff. There's plenty of open space. They move it themselves when they get there.
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u/_kehd 3d ago
Move the fuckin chairs then and use the space?
More mildly infuriating that everybody’s just letting it happen tbh
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u/FriendToPredators 3d ago
Mildly infuriating that everyone is a doormat so these aholes think this is okay
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u/EViLTeW 3d ago
This shit happens at resorts beaches and pools all the time and it is beyond mildly infuriating. One of the hotels we were at, the staff would "reset" the furniture on the beach and the pools around 2-3am. By the time I woke up at 6-7am several chairs would already have towels on them to "claim" them for the day. The one day I was up earlier to enjoy the morning surf and watch the sunrise, I grabbed every towel I saw and threw them in piles.
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u/some_random_chick 3d ago
At nice hotels there’s a pool attendant who does this job. He knows who’s actually in the pool and who’s just claiming space and leaving, and if you leave he’s cleaning off your chair.
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u/GraceMcClellans 3d ago
Yeah, I like when there's someone who comes around every 15 minutes (or whatever) to clear out/reset.
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u/SerratedBrooms 3d ago
Looks pretty easy to move. Be the change you want to see on the beach.
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u/PowShredda 3d ago
Id set up my stuff in the direct center of theirs
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u/awesomeCC 3d ago
Same, at first glance I’d just think that’s wide open space for the taking anyway, then again no one does dibs at the beaches by me because leaving your stuff unattended means it gets stolen or moved out of the way.
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u/Sparkster227 3d ago
I don't see how people can claim a spot if there's not even one person there to hold the spot.
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u/SoloOutdoor 3d ago
So then I folded it all up and said "go fuck yourself" when they showed up.
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u/lenswipe GREEN 3d ago
go sit on the chairs
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u/party_shaman 3d ago
yeah, everyone talkin about moving it and i'm just thinking free beach chairs
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u/bbii511 3d ago
I've seen people do that around where I live (new england), but we dont care up here, we will move your stuff right out of the way.
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u/dee-three 3d ago edited 3d ago
I am all for manners, but when somebody forgets their manners, you should forget yours too.
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u/davekva 3d ago
We were in Bethany Beach, DE for a week, and had a house a few back from the ocean. People staying in several of the oceanfront houses decided they would leave their canopies out overnight, so they would have the best spots on the beach all week. It started with just two canopies the first night, but by day three there were five or six of them. They were front row, side by side with about 10-15 feet between each one, basically taking up the entire beach in the section closest to where we were staying. Later that night, after many drinks, my brother-in-law and I walked down to the beach at 2 am, took down all of the canopies, and piled them up at the edge of the dunes, right in front of the oceanfront houses. There were no canopies left on the beach overnight after that.
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u/Dynamite138 3d ago
It’s wild that everyone is leaving it alone like the circle is witchcraft.
I’m pretty non confrontational, but I’d plop down right in the center like a circus ringleader.
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u/PenelopeJenelope 3d ago
It's entitled but it's also dumb as shit. Nothing stoping you or anyone else from taking that spot.
I'd take that spot, move their shit all the way to the back of the beach, and when they come crying tell them to complain to the beach manager.
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u/sam56778 3d ago
Not going to lie, I’d pile their stuff up and occupy the space. Public beaches don’t work on private reservations.
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u/thundercat1996 3d ago
It's a public space, move their stuff and carry on. If they arrive just say it was moved and you had no clue
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u/Kabobthe5 3d ago
Sit right in the middle of it. What’re they gonna do?