r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 17 '26

Infuriatig Barber nicked me with scissors while trimming my mustache

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Brooo! Ima barber and this is insane. Use the damn trimmers. Never return to this barber. Ever.

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u/Wildtails Jun 17 '26

With the scissors even not a straight razor, at least there could be some mild excuse with how quickly a nick can turn into a cut, ive never cut a client like that šŸ™ƒ

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u/SimUnit Jun 17 '26

I've never cut a client like that either! I am an accountant, however.

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u/inblo Jun 17 '26

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u/Yssupretsif Jun 17 '26

Depends. Who’s askin

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u/xnour202 Jun 17 '26

Who's asking who's asking...

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u/Old-Distribution-958 Jun 17 '26

You're awful cagey, even for a dead man. (Hope I got the reference right lol)

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Maybe he’s cutting what they owe to the IRS in that case he’s brilliant !

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u/JonnyRobertR Jun 17 '26

Budget cut. Mentally more devastating.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Right you can tell the barber was behind the right shoulder using a downward angle with the scissors. If they had been even 1/4ā€ inward he coulda lost the whole side of the lip.

BTW. Sorry OP.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

True, but a barber got the inside of my lip with trimmers. I've had an ulcer in that area for like 5 months now

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Yeah it’s not fool proof. Their trimmer could be offset or they could be too firm/aggressive. I also have a client that swears any vibration near his lips cause upsets so he trims his mustache himself at home.

I always keep my trimmers/clippers set safe and I don’t use a lot of pressure when performing services. It doesn’t take a lot. The hair is being cut on the outside or the skin so why press down ?? Even with straight razor shaving, the razor is sharp enough not a lot of pressure is needed.

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

Yeah this guy was someone I'd left like a decade ago... He found his way into my current barbers. The dude moved the trimmers without a care, and somehow jammed it under my lower lip. He carried on casually without an apology.

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u/HaterMD Jun 17 '26

Not to be the usual Reddit alarmist, but slow healing mouth sores are definitely something I’d bring up to a doctor.

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u/Deprestion Jun 17 '26

Certified Reddit doctor here, the guy you replied to is gonna die 3 hours ago.

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u/howismyspelling Jun 17 '26

I was there!

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u/alexs9648 Jun 17 '26

Yep, I wrote my first comment as a ghost two hours after I died.

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u/ShinyGal999 Jun 17 '26

More than a nick it looks like he took a chunk directly, damn

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u/n4th4nV0x Jun 17 '26

His lip probably just burst apart without the muscle tension.

Must have bled like a bitch

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u/Rightful_Regret_6969 Jun 17 '26

That would need a stitch. Right ?

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u/PolloePatateAlForno Jun 17 '26

100%, I would think that without a stitch or two it would leave a crater there permanently

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

It will fill in, but there’s going to be a patch/scar there. I’ve lost 2 fingertips to slicers and they both healed that way.

Lips scar easily and are really hard to align perfectly when stitching back together. There’s nothing to align together in this scenario. It just needs to scab over and fill in. Trying to pull the skin together would probably create a worse looking scar than just letting it heal.

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u/jimmy_robert Jun 17 '26

It felt so good, you tried it a second time?

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

I was just building a knives tolerance in my fingers. Kind of like Rasputin to cyanide.

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop Jun 17 '26

I shaved off one with a mandolin slicer. Now I never use a mandolin slicer. Maybe I should try your strategy instead so I can enjoy the convenience of a mandolin slicer.

This has been a paid advertisement for mandolin slicers

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u/Firefly_deadlock Jun 17 '26

Somehow everyones brain goes entirely blank when the mandolin comes out.

I worked in a professional kitchen and we threw away the mandolin after the 5th person used it to absolutely destroy a finger.

Never a single problem with the actual butcher-style electric slicer.

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u/Glandtoglandcombat 29d ago

What the fuck were y'all processing that a deli slicer was an adequate substitute for a mandoline? I can't think of anything I cut with a mando that I would switch over to a slicer if the mando was out of commission.

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u/TheResuscitologist Jun 17 '26

No, itll heal up on its own we dont stitch unless it crosses the Vermillion border (border where lip meets face)

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Jun 17 '26

thanks for adding knowledge to the opinions

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u/ICameSawAbstained Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

It will leave less visible scarring properly sutured with a 6-0 nylon.

No, itll heal up on its own we dont stitch unless it crosses the Vermillion borderĀ 

Ā Sure. It will heal as is... Just poorly.

Edit: I suture such tissues daily šŸ‘

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u/TheResuscitologist Jun 17 '26

As do I. EM... that wouldnt get sutures in any ed ive ever worked at by an er doc I know

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u/ICameSawAbstained Jun 17 '26

I'm aware.Ā 

My experience some decade ago in my ED rotation would line up with your account. Your priorities are much more preservation-of-life orientated, and cosmetic outcomes are not high up that priority chain.Ā 

Hats off to you for manning resus šŸ¤

But yes, if you want almost no visible scarring, suturing is the way.Ā 

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u/HipsEnergy Jun 17 '26

When I split my lip all the way through (a finger fit through it), I videocalled my cousin who's a plastic surgeon. She told me to keep it closed as well as I could, and to avoid going to emergency. Lips are extremely hard to stitch, and if they were stitched wrong, they'd bunch up and it would be much harder to fix. It took six months for the swelling to come down, but you can barely see the scar now, seven years later.

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u/guess_33 Jun 17 '26

I’ve lost two finger tips to mandoline slicers. The doctor told me that they couldn’t stitch it because there’s nothing to stitch back together. They just wrapped it and let it do its thing.

I no longer touch those slicers.

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u/thestrong45playz Jun 17 '26

I hope it didn't itch

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u/AirborneErinys Jun 17 '26

He nicked him the same way Oswald nicked Kennedy.

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Literally. Client jerked back and to the left. Back and to the left.

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u/PullFromTheHurt Jun 17 '26

The magic scissors theory

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u/HastaNadaBueno Jun 17 '26

Yeah the barber must have used the word ā€œnickā€ to downplay it. A Nick is a small scrape or cut. This is a full removal of a half inch of his lip. He must have been trying to trim a stray hair with a downward angle of the scissors and didn’t see his lip would fall inside the cutting area. Absolute disgrace of a barber. Either arrogant, lazy, negligent, or all three. This might have needed stitched. I can tell by looking at it no styptic powder was applied(would have been unbearable) but that also means all he got was the ol paper towel treatment. Pat it til it stops bleeding. SMH.

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u/thatselverguy Jun 17 '26

I mean, from what I can see, it already has a spare layer of skin underneath

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u/casris Jun 17 '26

That’s not a nick, that’s a biopsy!

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u/etherseaminus Jun 17 '26

That's not a nick, it's a nicholas

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u/PullFromTheHurt Jun 17 '26

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u/taiwal 29d ago

He’s my really out there celebrity crush. He plays smart men well, and that’s sexy AF. But he plays cokes out, over-energized men just as well, and oh g daaaaamn.

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u/temp_flor Jun 17 '26

Yeah that’s some government name cutting he gave you.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jun 17 '26 edited 29d ago

I reckon St Nick was the barber because legend has it that he nicks you when you’re sleeping.

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u/sophisticated867 Jun 17 '26

Bro took half of his lip and then put some salt on it.

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u/pepper_plant Jun 17 '26

It is lookin kinda crusty

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u/Captain_LSD Jun 17 '26

"What, no tip?"

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u/samwazere1987 Jun 17 '26

No lip

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u/Sad-Fishing8789 Jun 17 '26

Come on, just the lip

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u/Yssupretsif Jun 17 '26

Cum on, just the lip

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u/Harvey_Digs Jun 17 '26

Cum on, just the tip

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u/AlwaysWorkForBread Jun 17 '26

Tip on, just the cum

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u/timeless_change 29d ago

Just cum on the tip

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u/moldentoaster Jun 17 '26

The tip of the lip was not enought tip ?

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u/Poppa-Squat- Jun 17 '26

He clearly has no lip tip to give

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u/Sham_Masta_Sham Jun 17 '26

Brother, that is a step or two above mildly infuriating

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u/Kapleepin 29d ago

It's more like mildly alarming, if anything. I would have passed AWAY.

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u/pancakes9163 Jun 17 '26

ouch.

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u/Miracle_0001 Jun 17 '26

now this is what i will think everytime i go get a cut

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u/Extraordi-Mary Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JiSL3YrrKUZBV1nIRa

How he’s going next time

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u/CBsJoant Jun 17 '26

That barber could be my husband or wife, I'd still change barbers. If they have the gall to ask why, simply say "Personal safety" and leave it at that.

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u/hulagway Jun 17 '26

This is me and my dad. He took a good 5-10% of my ear. Never cut my hair ever again.

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u/StrangerEither Jun 17 '26

Why would you even tell them? Just go somewhere else

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u/Striking-Working610 Jun 17 '26

Bro acting like the barber will be texting him like "hey its been over 2 months where those split ends at?"

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u/eelfurryUwU Jun 17 '26

that's actually quite sweet

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u/SignificantNorth8068 Jun 17 '26

I actually had the same experience with a barber. Prob close to 7-8 years but they were awesome. The only reason I quit going is I moved about 45 minutes away and it just became too much of a hassle to keep going.

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u/Odd-Row9485 Jun 17 '26

It’s where you get your haircut you don’t have to explain yourself you just have to move on with life and never go back

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u/anivaries Jun 17 '26

That's what OP said

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u/OnniVic Jun 17 '26

YOWCH that is gonna be a bitch to heal, my condolences

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u/clev1 Jun 17 '26

Yup and it’s gonna look horrible while it heals. Like he’ll be walking around with a constant cold sore.

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u/DismalSoil9554 Jun 17 '26

I split my bottom lip because I fell on my face like an idiot (my dog tripped me up). It was swollen and split for a while, but even after 6+ months I still have a bumpy scar. That wound is not gonna disappear so fast.

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u/notawisehuman Jun 17 '26

He gonna hate some of the food that will cause to hurt like hell. Then, will hate the barber more.

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u/555Cats555 Jun 17 '26

Yikes... depending on how well/often he is cleaning those scissors there could be a whole variety of pathogen on them. I hope you dont get an infection.

Bad review would be minimum.

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u/Wildtails Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Any barber worth their salt has barbicide or similar that they stay in when not in use

Edit: guys i said worth their salt for a reason im aware that plenty don't šŸ˜…

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u/Crowleys_big_toe Jun 17 '26

If there's one thing i learned from piercing and tattoo studios its that if they can fuck up one way, they probably fuck up in most other ways too

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u/narco-sub-admiral Jun 17 '26

Right? You're either thorough in your craft or not.

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u/LevelOutlandishness1 Jun 17 '26

That was my first thought, though I’ve never been to a shoddy piercing/tattoo studio. ā€œOkay but is a barber that managed to make this kind of mistake going to be taking the correct precautions?ā€

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u/stupidber Jun 17 '26

Any barber worth their salt wouldn't cut your lip off with scissors

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u/555Cats555 Jun 17 '26

Hopefully this barber is 'worth their salt'

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi Jun 17 '26

If they cut a client this bad I seriously doubt it

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u/addandsubtract 29d ago

Ever since reading the story of someone catching HepC from the barber, I've had a bad feeling of going there. I don't think I've seen a single barber take adequate care of their tools. But maybe they do rotate them out and clean them in the back and I just don't see it.

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u/VegetableReward5201 29d ago

Unfortunately, they most likely don't. 😐

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u/Revolutionary-Cry739 Jun 17 '26

They don’t have to stay in there, just be submerged in the barbacide for at least 10 minutes. I disinfect mine after every use and put them back in their case.

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u/Uncle-Cake Jun 17 '26

But no barber worth their salt would cut off a piece of a customers lip. Obviously this barber isn't worth their salt.

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u/Round-Medicine2507 Jun 17 '26

I dont go to barbershops at all anymore. I almost never see them clean tools between clients these days, especially the younger generation. One barbers partner wanted to fight me because his partner was pretending not to speak English in order to pressure me to pay more when i asked about the price a few times. Like dudes youre ruining your customer base.Ā 

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u/Recordbreaking_Throw Jun 17 '26

This! One of my colleagues got nicked at the barber a few months ago and ended up getting cellulitis on his head. Had to spend a few days in hospital on iv antibiotics.

Keep a very close eye on it, OP, and if you even suspect it might be infected don't delay seeing a doctor.

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u/Icy_Dinner6064 Jun 17 '26

Already looks hella swollen.

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u/Dragonssssssssssss Jun 17 '26 edited 29d ago

Looks like there's hair in the cut too 😭

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u/Samson_J_Rivers Jun 17 '26

Holy shit. That's more than a nick man. Thats gonna be healing for weeks. Hope you don't like salty / greasy foods šŸ’€

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u/HappyOrca2020 Jun 17 '26

Or even smiling or laughing. That wound should not stretch

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u/ImTooSaxy Jun 17 '26

That's a big ass slice. Lip doesn't heal like normal skin.

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u/kokichistan Jun 17 '26

Thankfully for this dude lips heal faster than normal skin. This is fucked

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u/BananaPalmer 29d ago

yeah but he's gonna have one hell of a scar, this borders on disfigurement

I would never go back to this barber

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u/coriendercake Jun 17 '26

Thats a goddamn steak you can barbecue

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u/imafinhehe Jun 17 '26

I hope he gave you the cut for free or at least a good discount. If not I would leave a nasty review.

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u/konnonyuuki Jun 17 '26

Take the free cut and leave the worst review ever seen by humanity. And get some law's punch on his non-cutted mouth.

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u/imafinhehe Jun 17 '26

Yeah. I was thinking that Maybe I would leave the nastiest craziest most diabolical review ever seen by human weather they gave it or not.

And also make the barber pay for any prescribed ointment or something if you go to the doctor and they say so.

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u/14Pleiadians Jun 17 '26

This needed stitches, ointment isn't gonna fix that. It's going to puff out and scar bad.

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u/Low_Biscotti5539 Jun 17 '26

He better had gave the cut for free. If this happened to me I would just straight up refuse to pay

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u/Harvey_Digs Jun 17 '26

Just sue.

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u/say592 29d ago

At a minimum dude owes him the cost of the doctor's visit and tetanus shot. The barber should be insured, so it's not like he's going to bankrupt him or anything, but there could be a few thousand dollars worth of expenses to get that to heal up (plus lost wages going to appointments, etc).

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u/ButterscotchFamous Jun 17 '26

At least a good discount lol. As if anyone on earth would pay for this after that happened

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u/yeahialreadyknow Jun 17 '26

I love the idea of an interaction like that. Customer holding bloody towel to their lips after I straight up cut it off - "I'd like to offer you 30% off today to say apologize for the mutilation"

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 Jun 17 '26

That's not a nick mate, he took a chunk out, that's borderline surgery.

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u/beznogim 29d ago

Barbers used to perform bloodletting

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u/rplusg Jun 17 '26

Visit doctor and get a tetanus shot if needed.

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u/SuperCalibur Jun 17 '26

Damn! I had a barber cut the top of my ear one time. This looks rough.

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u/nicayworld1 Jun 17 '26

He took a bite

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u/Sad-Protection-3362 Jun 17 '26

........where the fuck is this even from

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u/nicayworld1 Jun 17 '26

This the real footage, lips so scrumptious barber wanted a taste.

lel JK, it's from random clip where this brazilian barber does some pranks on his clients.

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u/Nearby-Film3440 Jun 17 '26

"prank"

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u/fast_t0aster 29d ago

"prank him, john"

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u/circadian_light Jun 17 '26

That’s not a ā€œnickā€ā€¦closer to a gash.

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u/KushySoles Jun 17 '26

Wouldn’t that leave a scar/lump? He disfigured you.

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u/DismalSoil9554 Jun 17 '26

It will leave a scar.

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u/Organic-Hippo-3273 Jun 17 '26

That’s what I was thinking

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u/DismalSoil9554 Jun 17 '26

I split my bottom lip in 2025 and i still have a raised bumpy scar. OP should get a doctor to look at it asap and ask for damages.

It sounds cruel, but a professional who gets paid to improve peoples appearance should face consequences for literally disfiguring someone's face!

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u/BananaPalmer 29d ago

Yeah dude, whatever the barber equivalent of malpractice is, this is that

This should never happen

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u/GrokMonkey 29d ago

Barbers are licensed! In every state they have to be qualified to prove that they won't do this. There's literally an implicit assurance to every customer that nothing like this will happen to them in the U.S.

OP 100% needs to fight for coverage of any medical costs, plus damages if they had to miss work for treatment or if it's ultimately disfiguring (and that chunk of their face doesn't look like it's gonna grow back).

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

That's not a nick, that's his breakfast bacon

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u/newaccount721 Jun 17 '26

Shit I’m always scared about this but thought it was irrational… turns out it is a reasonable worry. Hope it heals soon op

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u/seamless39 Jun 17 '26

That is not a nick my dude that is a CHONK

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u/TangeloThick2780 Jun 17 '26

damn boi he took out a chunk

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u/LaPanada Jun 17 '26

You should leave him. Take the kids with you. It won’t get better. You deserve better.

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u/NataschaTata Jun 17 '26

What the heck… that ain’t going to grow back, that’s for sure

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u/Perfect-Squash1536 Jun 17 '26

What was you reaction when it happened?

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u/ajithcreepypasta Jun 17 '26

I froze. He took an icecube and rubbed it on the wound to stop the bleeding. I could taste blood and that gave me nausea. Then he said sorry and I said it’s ok.

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u/37_lucky_ears PURPLE Jun 17 '26

You didn't pay for the cut did you? Either one??

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u/TheYellowRose 29d ago

You didn't sue someone!? This person should not have a license

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u/CrispyPorknuckle 29d ago

so sorry this happened. please go to the hospital, that looks like it needs to be stitched. at the least you may need a tetanus shot and some antibiotics as a precaution. take care of yourself šŸ’œ

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u/UhSiera Jun 17 '26

that's it?

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV i get infuriated a lot Jun 17 '26

More than mildlyinfuriating. Just a bit of salt and boom

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u/maybebaebea Jun 17 '26

That is absolutely not a nick. What the fuck

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u/Bordem-Industry Jun 17 '26

Damn that's a pretty hefty gash, if this is a regular thing for the barber then he shouldn't be one

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u/Margoshome 29d ago

Oh Noooo!

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u/keypizzaboy 29d ago

Is there a follow up, because Jesus Christ that’s horrifying

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u/x-Na Jun 17 '26

Probably needs stitches?

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u/Optimal_Wafer1455 Jun 17 '26

You should get a second opinion - this may need a stitch or 2

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u/OhhhBaited Jun 17 '26

Thats abit more then a nick he took a chunk honestly that better come with free cuts for like 3-6 months holy shit.

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u/Nonavium Jun 17 '26

I dont think you'd want those free cuts tbh

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u/Key_Anxiety_899 Jun 17 '26

Calling this just a nick….. lmao dude he took a chunk from your lip. I know that shit hurt.

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u/DIrue15 Jun 17 '26

Nick??? Mf gave you a visit to the er

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u/Error_Loading_Name Jun 17 '26

If that's a "nick" then I'm pretty sure a close shave would have you carrying your head around in your arms.

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u/Silver_Adagio138 Jun 17 '26

That is nasty!

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jun 17 '26

More damage than Trumps ear.

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u/Cryozenica Jun 17 '26

"Nicked" by Freddy Kruger or Edward Scissordhands?

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u/Human-Suspect-232 Jun 17 '26

Better get a tetanus shot.

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u/robotic_valkyrie Jun 17 '26

That could have used a few stitches. Ouch

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u/InsideExpress9055 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

I hope they didnt charge you for it. Thats wild.

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u/sugarycyanide Jun 17 '26

Holy fuck dude I hope that heals as best it can and you get something out of this

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u/VyseX Jun 17 '26

Uh... wrong sub...? I find that way beyond just mildly infuriating :v Holy hell, that must have hurt like crazy.

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u/WonderfulTruck5894 Jun 17 '26

Damn bro and he didn’t even cut your beard properly. You sure this ain’t one of the homies? Otherwise I’d look for a different guy.

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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 29d ago

That's not a nick, that's a meteor impact site.

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u/SupaDiogenes Jun 17 '26

Did he try and patch it up with sand?

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 Jun 17 '26

Oh my god. Felt a chill just looking at that. Please disinfect and treat that wound properly OP

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u/Actual-Committee3370 Jun 17 '26

Was he using gardening sheers by any chance