r/shittyaskhistory • u/DJTsUnderboob • 17h ago
Did Hitler have severe erectile dysfunction?
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I can't imagine another reason why he'd have spent so many resources battling for a bulge....
r/shittyaskhistory • u/SeaBag8211 • Jan 25 '26
No AI Slop.
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Violations will result in imitate permaban with no appeal.
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Any_Donut8404 • 8h ago
Why did Luxembourg invade Belgium during the 9 Years' War
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/qbenzo928 • 13h ago
We all know about the Odyssey, what about that O-dussy tho?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/itspronouncedbolonya • 6h ago
If Xiaoping was scared of overpopulation why didn't he just invade Mongolia?
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(The numbers were made using the 1980 populations, based off of macrotrends.net, not accurate to modern density)
r/shittyaskhistory • u/vaporwaverhere • 14h ago
Mr Elon Musk arrived in the USA in the 90s. If he is supposedly a genius, why does he speak with that accent and not with an American accent? After all, he is now an American citizen.
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/Jonathan_Peachum • 1d ago
Since Jesus said he was the Alpha and the Omega, did that make him a cross between Andrew Tate and Charlton Heston?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/ShadeStrider12 • 1d ago
Why couldn’t Sheikh Mussolini, Caliph Tojo, and Imam Hitler come together to create a greater united Islamic Caliphate for the Sunnis?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/The_Mad_Medico • 2d ago
Why do people say "Never start a Land War with Asia"? These guys dont look THAT intimidating.
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/lemonbalmvesuvians • 2d ago
Why didn't Jesus Christ take an uber when he finished the sermon on the mount?
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Maybe he didn't have his papal account set up properly?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/sproutarian • 2d ago
Why would anyone buy a Swiss army knife, when everyone knows that their army is completely ineffective?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/letstalkabo66 • 1d ago
Was Marcus Garvey ahead of his time, or do some of his ideas remain too controversial today?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/ActuatorOutside5256 • 1d ago
Why do NASCAR drivers say “Rubbing it out is Racing?” Are they crazy?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/Hour_Marionberry_665 • 2d ago
Why didn't the 1700s want to share George Washington with the 1800s?
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George Washington died on December 14 1799. Why didn't the 1700s let the 1800s have a little bit of him?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Free_Woodpecker_6982 • 2d ago
Why didn’t Jesus settle things with the Pharisees in an epic rap battle?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/Free_Woodpecker_6982 • 2d ago
What if near eastern gods had acess to twitter instead of prophets?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/word3n • 3d ago
Why is communism significantly less annoying than every communist I've spoken to?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/Free_Woodpecker_6982 • 3d ago
How did Joseph start a new religion in 1830? Wasn’t he busy fighting the Pillar Men?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/ShadeStrider12 • 2d ago
Who would win in a fistfight, Israel Epstein or Semen Hitler
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Apparently, both people did exist
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Free_Woodpecker_6982 • 2d ago
Why didn’t the Beast of Revelation make an “Addressing the Allegations” video after Soggy Cereal’s three-part exposé?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/Free_Woodpecker_6982 • 2d ago
Why didn’t Ba’al Hadad sue @YahwehOrHighway for defamation after his latest exposé video?
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r/shittyaskhistory • u/Fiveby21 • 3d ago
If the US doesn't have nobility, how did Lindsey become Lady G?
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