I heard on the news that the lettuce at Taco Bell is causing the parasite diarrhea outbreak. It can take two weeks for symptoms to show. I ate at Taco Bell 4 days ago! I ate some charcoal already and filled out an living will. What else should I do? Im panicked!!

hey guys! okay so me (21f) and this guy (21m) have been dating since end of may, early june. he’s really sweet. i like him a lot. like a lot lot. he’s very patient with me (we haven’t hooked up yet…i’m still a virgin lol). he’s very busy, but he tries to see me whenever he can. like literally, any free day he had, he was with me.
but that changed last week. he was too busy to see me (which i understand). but then, over the weekend, he didn’t text me. like at all. i caved and double texted him on monday morning, and he didn’t respond until the afternoon. we texted again on tuesday, but we haven’t texted since then. i
know he’s busy and all, but it feels like im begging to see him, and he’s not really putting in effort. i’ve asked him when can i see him like 4 times now, and each time it was him saying “im busy, i’ll let you know.” but he hasn’t.
i miss him. i want to text him. i want to see him. i’ve also had a really awful week, and i just wanna be in his arms. and i’m ngl…i want him to be my first. i bought some lingerie in his favorite color. but im scared that he’s pulling away. we’re not exclusive, nor have we even had that conversation yet. i’m really scared that there’s another girl.
oh, i should also mention that 2 weeks ago we went on a date to the fair. but, he wasn’t really touchy with me. ig he’s not really a pda kinda guy. he didn’t even hold my hand. i eventually made the first move and looped my arm through his. he also only kissed me once that night, and that was when he dropped me back home. idk if im overthinking that, but im a really touchy person so.
i’m trying not to spiral too much because he told me he’s not the type to ghost. but…idk. i’m really just in my head about this.
any thoughts? advice?
edit: i’m ngl i accidentally posted this to the wrong subreddit but im not mad abt it

Edit: most common advice is to eat the last piece.
Update: I had to share, it was eaten long before I posted. Any more advice? Pepperoni didn’t help.

I'd probably say 5+. What yall think?

It's been like this for six months. Six months of hearing the exact same question every morning. Six months of replying, "Yeah, I'm good," and somehow they still keep asking.

For the love of God : YES, I'M FINE !!!! How many languages do I have to say it in before they get it ???

Hey guys, I need some advice: I told my friends that I was thinking about joining my neighborhood's dance team, but then they laughed at me.

When I told my mom she said that I can dance if I want to, and that I should leave my friends behind, and that my friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

What do you guys think I should do?

What do I do now.

Hi, I am a teenager. I would say I’m pretty well behaved, I don’t smoke, vape, underage drink, I get good grades, blah blah blah. As time has gone by I’ve realized i dont have many years as a teenager left and I want to do stereotypical teenager things, but also don’t want the consequences. Some things I’ve already done are: Drink Monster energy (I’m not allowed to), Have multiple emails for various reasons, I have Reddit (no duh) and TikTok as well as a Pintrest account they don’t know about. Yk you could say I’m a rebel. As you can tell I don’t have the most thrilling life, and I’m kind of craving one. I really just want to do something bad and not get caught. I wouldn’t say I have horribly strict parents, but they do have rules, annoying ones. For example the town I live in has a main village, and then more separated communities. I live in the more rural part, so I can’t walk anywhere and do things by myself unless I’m hanging out with my friends and it’s the summer and im BOARD. I swear this is the worst cabin fever I’ve had of my life. My parents shut down hanging out with my friends pretty much every day in June, so now it’s every couple days I actually get out of the house besides various extracurriculars, and running errands. So ok, here’s where the sneaking out part comes in. I live not to far away from a Gas station but is it’s on a main road and im really not trying to get run over here. My parents have said multiple times how I’m not allowed to go down there and that it’s dangerous. BUT I really wanna get out of the house AND I really want a Monster.

here are my main issues:

-They have my IPhone location.

-I don’t want to get kidnapped 🤷🏼

-There’s lots of Cameras outside my house (we live in a somewhat crime heavy area, just like peoples cars getting stolen and stuff like that)

-I don’t want to get in trouble, and I feel so guilty about things like this that I literally might rat myself out

-There’s a bug screen on my bedroom window

-I’m scared

So basically I need advice, I’ve already imagined the route I’d take to sneak out, I’d climb through my window on the 2nd floor, scale the roof until I get to a camera blind zone, and then run for the hills.
please help what do I do

Nothing better than new pussy.

Never trip over one chick, she ain't the only girl in the world. Stop chasing that broad, chase a check instead.

Never fall in love. These chicks can switch up tommarow. Keep a roster, so you can always replace, instead of chase.

Bless up. 💯

No OOC, this is based on my mother wanting to drink beer or consume an edible while she is on oxy which I told her no so she is not doing that. All of the beer and edibles belong to me.

5 years ago I met the love of my life and we started dating. Because I was stupid and young, early on in the relationship I ended up having sex with her sister on about 6 separate occasions.

Me and her sister ended our affair and we both agreed to keep it a secret for everyone's sake. It was stupid and shouldn't have happened.

Then, last month at a family gathering (it was her sister's son's 5th birthday) there was a huge argument and her sister confessed about what happened between us.

I panicked, I tried to deny it ever happened but when that didn't work I attempted to flee. I got in my car and reversed out the drive, but in my rush I accidentally ran over the family's cat that was pregnant.

My girlfriend won't speak to me now, she won't answer any of my calls since that day and I can see she has read my messages but never responded to any of them.

How do I win her back?

Back story: me and this chick used to date years ago, we still cool, but recently this silly broad really think she can ask me for money, when we not even fuckin. Bitch think Im some trick. ​

I always respectfully dismiss this ho, but she keeps tryin me. This why I always said ain't no point of having female friends. They serve no purpose. If she not talkin bout fuckin, there's nothing to talk about.

So... my kid runs around all day with his mouth open giggling and chasing the dog. I tried to get him interested in computers - showed him physics simulations and he drools on the keyboard and just makes a mess. Wife is in finance, was teaching him money, he ate the damn money. Kid can’t even read. smh. Why am I sending him to school even?

I am at my wits end. What is the problem with 4-year olds? Should I just farm him out for child labor?

EDIT: Reddit wants this cross posted to r/raisingkids I dunno if I should.

I joined this sub thinking the posts were gonna be question formats of people asking for advice, but what I get instead is a bunch of dumbass posts either giving "shitty advice" that's not really advice at all, it's just some shitty sentence. Shitty advice should still sound like advice, but even so, statememt posts are boring and not engaging either way. I really thought this sub was going to be fun, but it just makes no sense. How can I make this a better, more engaging sub without becoming a mod?