r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2h ago
Are you a troll?
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I hate trolls
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PinkTulip1999 • 7h ago
Did your first pubic hair freak you out?
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I know I was, I didn't know what the hell was goin on. I even cried. But, that was 3 years ago and today I am proud to say that I am an official full pubous and Biden supporter.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8h ago
How do I calculate the viscosity of my cum?
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My friend needs the formula for his homework.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1h ago
I'll believe literally anything you say. TMA
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TMA = Tell Me Anything
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 24m ago
WHO'S WHISPERING!!??
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USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS, YOU COWARD!!!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 37m ago
why is '80s music aggressive and gay, while '90s music is depressive and cis?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/quarth_nadar • 1h ago
Am I white enough for the white polo people?
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I was invited to a meeting and the boiz wanted to make sure I was "clean". Need to bring the results with me.
Like, I apparently have 3.5% Ukrainian DNA and a good chunk of the French. Y'all think they'll be cool with that?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 7h ago
Uh yeah? I just wanted to say that, it really irritates me that people say that red haired people don't have souls, alright?
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And it really hurts my feelings. I like it dudn't, but it does really bad. GINGERS HAVE SOULS
r/shittyaskreddit • u/IWillAssFuckYou • 16h ago
I accidentally touched my cat's nuts. Does he think I'm gay now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
Oh Penis-o, oh Penis-o wherefort art thou Penis-o?
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In the folds of flab-o?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/HectorSiwel • 15h ago
Guys, guys!!! I shave my head bald every day, and it’s covered in scars. This is what my head looks like: ⚾️
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/pleesugmie • 7h ago
Since the staunchest anti-LGBT Republicans often turn out to be raging homosexuals; what does that say about Dr.Umar? 🤔
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 20h ago
I think I'm sexually attracted to guineapigs
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I'd really like to trade up my sock
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 19h ago
If someone slaps the shit out of you, then why do you still keep shitting everyday in the bathroom?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/WolfShadow_814 • 15h ago
I'm back! Littlefoot was a shitty president, so I used my time machine to stop the events that lead to him running & winning w/Ducky as VP in '24. Could someone tell me if it worked or not?
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