r/cats 1d ago

Cat Picture - OC What is actually going on inside her brain?

She keeps showing up to visit me, and every single time she goes absolutely feral for no reason. 😭

She'll roll all over the ground, sprint in random directions, do little jumps, her pupils get huge and her ears are all over the place... then suddenly sit there like the calmest cat on Earth before immediately going back to being a complete menace.

I'm literally doing absolutely nothing. I'm not playing with her or anything—she just decides it's chaos time.

What is actually going on inside her little brain? Do your cats do this too, or is she just a little weirdo?

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u/GhostWatcher007 1d ago

I notice she keeps checking to be sure you're still there with her. She feels safe to enjoy. And, normal cat behavior.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 1d ago

She can't frolic unsupervised.

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u/brelywi 8h ago

Yes, the greebles must be SEEN to be vanquished

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u/404_Erin_not_found 8h ago

Greebles?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 8h ago

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u/nea_fae 6h ago

A new cat sub! Thats two in one week, a new record!

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u/Technical_Enema 5h ago

I have never heard of this, you just made me a very happy person!

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u/rachelwildx 4h ago

normal orange cat behavior. she can only show her peakest whimsy to her most favorite human ❤️

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u/Heavy-Suit-4217 20h ago

I chase my cats around the house and people are like, "You're scaring them."

Then, people act dumbfounded when my cats come when I call.

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u/Vintage-Grievance 19h ago

One of our cats loved to be chased when he was younger.

My younger sister would chase him down the hallway into one of the bedrooms, then she'd take off in the opposite direction, and he would turn around and chase her back.
Sometimes the game would be mixed with 'hide and seek', where my sister would run and hide somewhere, he'd chase after her and find her, then she'd burst out of her hiding spot and chase him.

He had specific "Chase me!" behaviors that would kick the whole thing off (unless people were too busy or tired to indulge him).

He kind of phased out of it as he got older.

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u/BRUHmsstrahlung 12h ago

I love that story. Ive had a similar experience too. I spent some time on an intentional community with some decent acreage. Most visitors camped in tents on the property away from any artificial structures.

A young tortie on the land decided that I was an easy mark, so on my 10 minute walk to my tent at the end of the night, she would follow me. Every now and then, she'd disappear, wait a minute, then burst out of the bushes and ambush me straight on! I'd usually laugh and she'd run off and do it again. One time she got me so good I legitimately screamed in terror. The absolute sweetheart chirped at me and rubbed my legs until she knew I had my shit back together, then she recommenced the ambush game. <3

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u/StormyAmethyst 8h ago

Lmao! I love that story! She must have known you’d be open to this type of play, the great huntress and her prey, lol. 😆

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u/Heavy-Suit-4217 19h ago

Yeah, when the kitten gets too old for chase it's time for another kitten. Then, old cat just watches.

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u/Ornery-Remote-9763 11h ago

I loved playing hide & seek with my two Burmese boys I had a long time ago. I miss them so much. 💔❤️‍🔥🐱🐱

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u/Hopeful_Gur423 10h ago

I play chase and hide and seek with my cats too! They love it!

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u/Own-Negotiation7357 5h ago

I have the same bond with my cat

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u/nostradumbass7544678 20h ago

Mine only attacks when I stop the chasing. Then he spends an hour sleeping on my lap, snoring and twitching.

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u/Joeness84 16h ago

I get to have a cat at work (shes working too, mouser ftw!) and its so fun to see people do a double take when I go "Mewnshineeeee come say hi" and she bolts around a corner like a dog lol

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u/Capital-Debate7619 11h ago

my first cat she loved to stalk us around staircases, slooowwwly, step by step eyes locked on us then she’d run up on us all at once. she’d even stalk me while i was taking a bath lol. my adult cat Loved to be chased-every morning at my bedroom door doing the dance. i didn’t chase her hard, i’m like hopping chasing her and giggling. after a circle around the house she’d be done and we’d end up on the bed lying down looking at each other. miss her.

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u/MagnetCarter 22h ago

No, no, no. She's fighting aliens invisible to us ordinary beings.

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u/Fridge9444 22h ago

Is this a gantz reference?

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u/Tasty-Jump-2011 22h ago

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u/Mysterious-Cake-7525 22h ago

Came here to say this! She clearly needs you to see her handling those greebles!

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u/jazzminarino 16h ago

I was like oh noooooo the greebles moved outside!

I legit reference greebles all the time now and have to explain it both personally and professionally. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/HoochieKoochieMan 19h ago

These appear to be greebles with a 90-degree offset. Hence, the sideways fighting style.

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u/Judhora 17h ago

Omg new favorite subreddit unlocked!

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u/MonkeyTigerRider 14h ago

Thank her for her service! A tube of treats for her!

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u/Dr_EdwardMorbius 18h ago

Chasing ghosts.

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u/Purrceptron 22h ago

>normal cat behaviour

>orange

pick one

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 22h ago

Normal Orange Behavior. And normal hyper cat behavior

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u/AniNgAnnoys 21h ago

To me it almost looks like the cat wants the person to play with it. That posture is the universal signal for play. I feel like the cat wants to be chased or a play fight.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool 19h ago

Me with a boyfriend

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u/Hearthgroan 20h ago

Mine does this too.. If she is sitting outside, she is just chilling, the moment I appear, she starts rolling around on the ground and pouncing at interdimensional beings

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u/Substantial_Rush_703 14h ago

yeah the little check ins are the cutest part like she just wants to make sure her human didnt disappear

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u/Atophy 12h ago

Overstimulated, happy zoomies !

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u/SaulsAll Tuxedo 1d ago

The being near you situation causes physical reactions of happy energy. The brain then tries to interpret the physical signals into actionable desires, thus the rolling and sprinting and twitching. If you were another cat, you might begin engaging in play rough-housing: chasing and pouncing along with kitty.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 1d ago

If my cat does this kinda stuff its impossible for me to not fight her. Act like a lunatic and your belly is getting got, i dont make the rules.

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u/Justanotherbone420 1d ago

Same. Don’t have a second cat and my dogs don’t want to play with the kitten (yet, hopefully. They’re lightly terrified of her), so I play with her so she’ll let me sleep at night 😂 and it’s fun!!

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u/Bendlerp 22h ago

When we brought the kittens home the dogs were afraid of them because our adult female hated the dogs and basically everything except our son lol The smallest of the two kittens immediately started wrestling with one the dogs and I was like "YEAH! Establish dominance early!" lol. The bigger of the two treated him like a surrogate mother. Trying to nurse etc... The smaller one and him still have wrestling matches and the big one still loves snuggling with him. Hopefully it works out similarly for you.

The other dog they don't care about whatsoever.

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u/Joeness84 16h ago

My bosses dog (2yr goldendoodle) and my shopcat (1yr calico) are super besties and roll around and chase each other, then the cat rubs all over her

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u/Useful-Plankton8205 21h ago

lol "your belly is getting got!"

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u/coolcoolcool485 20h ago

I sometimes will get on the floor with mine when they do this (when I get home usually) and omg mine immediately turn into the biggest mushes. They just roll and rub all over and purr, they're so sweet.

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u/Tornik 20h ago

Yup. I have the scars to prove it!

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 1d ago

Agreed, she wants to play, but, given that she’s out in the “wild,” she is also periodically checking for dangers. Looks like she hears or notices something when she pauses, aka the calm moments, but otherwise she wants play time!

Also your dry grass probably feels good on her back and sides.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 22h ago

All of this! Probably each thought cycles though the brain “ Happy! play! what’s that-check. Happy! play….”

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u/Wild_Advertising_661 1d ago

Having a semi- zoomie!😀

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u/ScaredPractice4967 21h ago

Yeah my neighbours cat had me on their approved himan list. Would walk up all freindly rub his head on me and then bite and play slap me.

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u/Assika126 22h ago

Yeah, it’s like dogs doing social posturing and inviting play fighting, it means she likes OP and wants to interact

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 1d ago

Orange and greebles

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u/Concurrent-mind 1d ago

If cats spoke English, we still wouldn’t understand because our frame of reference’s are so different

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u/Plastic-Lemon2754 1d ago

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

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u/SerLaron 1d ago

I'm pretty sure I would understand "Feeeeed meeee!, I starved three times already!"

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u/Concurrent-mind 1d ago

Frame that reference!!!!! They wouldn’t say feed me when they are hungry

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u/drakoman 1d ago

They still would be silent, or meow, or hiss.

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u/Lost_it_all24 20h ago

Or sit in the complaint box. My tuxedos complaints were about food. My calico had occasional problems with not getting enough treats. It was funny to watch them cue up once.

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u/Lost_it_all24 20h ago

My cats spoke some limited English. Food, hi, love, no. I think that I could recognize: quick get out of the water I save you, I played with your kids I deserve treats, where were you I got hungry, why are you putting the baby in water‽, you people are so weird, no I don't want more cuddles, it's time to wake up and feed me, etc.

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u/conrad_w 19h ago

"You know when the human who wears boots visits?"

Visits? I live hear!

"Please don't interrupt me while I'm ekekeking"

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u/Pocketus_Rocketus 1d ago

I once heard that the greebles they chase are just their eye-floaters catching their attention. Just like us, there's stuff in the fluid of their eyes that sometimes is visible. While we just ignore it, they see those lil floaters and think there's a bug to be chased. The wild weird head movement? You try keeping one of those floaters in the center of your vision!

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u/carriegood 22h ago

Wow, that actually makes sense!

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u/aurora_ethereallight 1d ago

🤭🤣 This made me chuckle. I could almost see the manical look on your face when you said that!

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u/bejean 18h ago

This has got to be at least a level 5 greeble infestation. His yard is simply silly with them.

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u/NygirlinNashville222 1d ago

I’m sorry to inform you……you have a massive Greeble infestation in your yard😂

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u/JoshieC883 1d ago

—}дvgü0„gü-9sfabca„9"9}9- 49зfabcfadeg}gů9Ngü + Ęi9⅔(9řv"9})9й+Gª@Gª+ 9sfabca„GªG'9ç — д„W+a„W,

this is what’s going on

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u/JayLeeBeanz 22h ago

dial up noises but the connection keeps failing

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u/U2ElectricBoogaloo 21h ago

online casino and porn site pop-ups intensify

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u/infojb2 23h ago

And that takes a while to process on one braincell

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u/mehow28 1d ago

Orange

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u/diplofocus_ 1d ago

A braincell doing this

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u/TheOneCalledEggs 7h ago

nostalgic, but didn't hit the corner, video cut before it did
3/10

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u/Fun-Choices 1d ago

Have you people not watched Talladega nights? This cat was burning with invisible fire and nobody would even help to put them out.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ar1RKykDJyR5m

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u/mehow28 1d ago

I haven't, and thanks for reminding me that I should

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u/MiddleFeeling5933 1d ago

It is such a hilarious movie!

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u/KaelosFenrir Bengal 23h ago

All I have to say is my two most used quotes from this are I wanna go fast mamma and 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus (and I'm not at all religous). Thank you for the reminder.

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u/Fun-Choices 23h ago

I tell my tuxedo that I’m gonna come at it like a spider monkey all the time. She also loves to show you how big she is and puff her tail up all menacingly, when she does that, I say she’s jacked up on Mountain Dew

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u/CommitteeImmediate66 1d ago

I would try to play with her! Get a wand toy or even a ball (some cats enjoy chasing them). She looks like my cat if I ignore her asking me to play. Either that or that part of your garden has some smell she wants to replace with her own

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u/CatDogAU 1d ago

She needs to poo or did a very recent poo.

(I’ve got a grey boy and calico girl, not bio-related, who both telegraph their poos with chaos beforehand, then celebrate their poos with chaos after.)

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u/Antique-Mouse-4209 22h ago

Our calico girl loudly announces a successful poo as she's coming out of the box. Then sometimes gets the zoomies!

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u/pretend-dragon 21h ago

Our void bringer does the same

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u/Classic_Climate_951 18h ago

Ah yes the post poop zoomies

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u/LovecraftianCatto 17h ago

AKA fecal euphoria. 😊

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u/Relevant_Host1389 1d ago

Well, you won't believe it, but orange cats don't act on their thoughts. They act on mysterious forces that only they can see😂🧡

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 23h ago

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u/christobrandt 23h ago

Nobody has ever laughed harder at a screen than I did at this thing

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u/KalamityKait2020 21h ago

I love this little scene they made.

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u/tr_9422 22h ago

If we don’t know what we are doing, the enemy certainly can’t anticipate our future actions

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u/ilikemusictheory 22h ago

Implying any orange cat has ever had a thought.

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u/SdVeau 1d ago

This always runs through my head when my cats are acting like that lol

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u/mooshinformation 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe back is itchy. See how the skin right above the tail twitches right before she jumps. My cat has feline hyperesthesia and does a similar thing.

In her case, if she's feral, I bet it's caused by fleas. Can you get her treated?

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u/actfatcat 23h ago

Fleas, so obviously itchy.

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u/esperind 17h ago

yep, its kind of concerning that people dont recognize one of the tall tale signs of fleas. Any sort of prolonged twitching is suspect of fleas or some other biting insect.

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u/cslexotics 22h ago

Thanks for mentioning FHS. It’s not well known! I have one with severe mutilation and it’s NOT fun!

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u/Horror-Outside7410 23h ago

I said the same. Can't believe so many people think she's just happy when she's trying to dig her back into the ground.

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u/drakoman 1d ago

I was going to say fleas :(

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u/carriegood 22h ago

If she's feral, she probably does have fleas, but the rolling around on the ground is meant to entice the viewer to pay attention and play with her. My cats have all done this, and none had fleas. I had one who got so frantic for attention he'd practically throw himself down onto his back and wriggle like a Mexican jumping bean. Another one would get walked outside on a leash, and he was always rubbing his back on the ground because it feels good, no fleas on him either. If fleas were the issue, she'd also be scratching and chewing at her fur to get to them.

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u/mooshinformation 21h ago

It's the skin on her back twitching right before she bolts that makes me think she's itchy and/or has FHS

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u/carriegood 21h ago

My cats do that all the time, though. Especially when they're in overload mode like OP's.

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u/El--Borto 20h ago

My cat does the weird back twitchy thing when he’s going crazy mode too, he’s never had fleas lol

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u/szlovo 22h ago

this comment is way too low!
My cat has FHS as well and symptoms are pretty similar

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u/Hefty-Feed1400 1d ago

He’s showing you his wonderful skills in the hope he’ll be of some use in your home.

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u/Traroten 1d ago

She loves you and she wants you to know it.

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u/warcitypat93 Orange 1d ago

I asked and this is the response I got

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 1d ago

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u/Louie_G_Lon 1d ago

What a majestic lad.

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u/MiddleFeeling5933 1d ago

Your idiot is so handsome/beautiful!

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 16h ago

I love your idiot

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u/EmmJay314 1d ago

Excitement to see you, wanting to play, wanting pets and wanting to run around all at once

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u/fatboi_mcfatface 1d ago

She loves you and of course, the greebles

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u/djhullihen 1d ago

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u/NoTelevision970 1d ago

I second this. It's 50/50 brain cell and greebles invasion

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u/Deep-Tip-6234 1d ago

Static noise

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u/hyde1634 1d ago

shes thinking shes a caterpillar thats going to turn into a butterfly

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u/Czar1987 1d ago

No thoughts, only vibes chaos.

Also, if she does this every time she sees you, can you perhaps try to befriend/trap??

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u/karienta 1d ago

Zoomies.

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u/Emotional_Position62 20h ago

“Holy shit, it’s another fucking day! It’s the best day ever again!

Cause I’m a stupid fucking cat, and I don’t know shit, and I don’t know what it is to be sad.

I think, I’ll run around for no good reason, and act like there’s stuff I gotta do.

I have no idea how much the world sucks, cause I have no reference levels.

Holy Hell, that guy’s bringing me food! The food sucks but I don’t even know it.

Now I’m shitting in a box, cause I don’t give a fuck, and the guy throws it out for me.

Now I think I’ll lie down here. Now I think I’ll lie down here. Cause I got no fucking bills to pay.

Sometimes I look out windows cause I’m stupid as hell! Holy Christ, it’s a piece of paper!!!

I have no idea how pointless I am, and I don’t even know I’m gonna die.

Now It’s time to get to bed. Gotta get some fucking rest, cause it’s the best day ever tomorrow!”

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u/redrock963 18h ago

Thank you for this. Song cracks me up every time.

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u/agingerbugg 1d ago

FRAP!

My orange girl does this.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 1d ago

very little.

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u/PhotographFickle9935 21h ago

Her fur is twitching- probably fleas!!

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u/PineAndCedarSkyLine 8h ago

Nothing. She orange. lol.

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u/Connect_Living_591 1d ago

Welcome to zoomietown

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u/HumourNoire 1d ago

Brainfireworks. Also causes problems with deadlines, concentrating, managing finances, maintaining more than one long term relationship, crack-like addiction to scrolling short form video platforms.

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u/LumpyPrincess58 1d ago

Maybe ear mites, fleas

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u/Riyeko 22h ago

The r/greebles have taken over your lawn. She must .... destroy

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u/cyaneyed 21h ago

She could be plagued by fleas or something biting her.

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u/Blorbler 20h ago

She's just being a silly little guy! She seems comfortable hanging out near you.

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u/Dydriver 20h ago

She’s in heat. That’s why she’s acting that way.

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u/bscottlove 15h ago

Your cat's horny.

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u/Chu-chuisacat 12h ago

So she’s not your cat?? Poor cat wants attention and prob to be petted and played with. Aww she’s so cute too

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u/Jesuislameilleure 10h ago

I don’t want to he this annoying person, but her back spasms every time before she freaks out might means she has fleas, allergies, or feline hyperesthesia. Maybe you should show this video to the vet just to make sure she’s just orange and nothing else. She’s adorable 🧡

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u/Schadenfreudetastic 8h ago

He's orange, so not much🤣

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u/FarSandwich3282 1d ago

Sensory overload.

Orange cat things

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u/CuteRefrigerator5792 1d ago

he probably laughing and enjoying his great time and most important thing about foooodd and sleepp

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u/aurora_ethereallight 1d ago

I want to say that's scents driving her... but loving the other comments here too. 🤭🤣

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u/Soulbossanova9 1d ago

I love when they swim across the ground

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u/kmlynarski 1d ago

Just hooks you up and encourages you to play along…

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u/weekneekweeknee 1d ago

Nothing but the wind

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u/DragonFlyCaller 1d ago

Greebles!! They’re on her!!!

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u/ApartRegister6851 1d ago

This kitty adores you.

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u/70plusMom 1d ago

Not a lot.

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u/JosKarith 1d ago

She is VERY happy to see you and it's overstimulating her so she's getting the zoomies. Is she your cat, cos if not I'm afraid you might be wrong about that...

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u/Diedlebear 1d ago

sees a jinn.

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u/angel_butts_69 1d ago

Huge scrunk energy. Also she clearly loves you

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u/socketcreep 23h ago

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u/AbhinandhBabu13 23h ago

This post is suitable for r/OneOrangeBrainCell

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u/OHgirllovescats 23h ago

She is catting her ass off!

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 22h ago

Is she under the influence? 

😄 I think somebody slipped catnip into her unsupervised drink...

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u/TheDayman_240 21h ago

Greebles, greebles everywhere!

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u/SleepyOrgasm British Shorthair 21h ago

In her mind, you are the greeble

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u/MotoJer76 21h ago

Greebles for sure! You're lucky to have her to protect you!

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u/brande2274 21h ago

no thoughts

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u/bluemooncommenter 21h ago

Hmmmmm...I was assuming fleas based on the way her back was twictching.

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u/jajwhite 21h ago

A game of Pong most likely.

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u/akolby89 20h ago

u/No_Possibility_6881

I’m not sure if anyone else has mentioned this BUT those are foxtails near your kitty in the grass. They can work their way into pets and wreak havoc on their insides.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/s/elWJWrb7vz

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u/calvesofsteel1 20h ago

She’s expressing joy regarding being seen by you

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u/GeorgeRNG 20h ago

The play zoomies, love it when my cats do that

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u/Sensitive-Weight-301 20h ago

She is happy playing...

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u/Silver_Cheetah_7063 20h ago

Greebles, Sharon! Don't you see them? They're everywhere!

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u/princessjamiekay 19h ago

Buffer buffer buffer *load*

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u/CoolBeanieHat 18h ago

The Greebles

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 16h ago

MayebThere'sSomethingToKillNoMaybeSomethingIsGoingToKillMeWhere'sMomShe'llProtectMeAndGiveMeTreatesButNotIfSheCan'tCatchMeZooooooooom

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u/Zestyclose_Prior_330 14h ago

She’s orange soooo not much 😂🥰

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u/Reasonable_Ease1423 13h ago

Bold of you to assume she has a brain.

Really it’s pretty normal cat behavior. She wants to play but it making sure you’re with her because she feels safe with you.

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u/Nuclear_Smith 12h ago

Bold of you to assume there is a brain in there. 😜

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 11h ago

Damn, I smell like my human, and that prevents me from hiding and catching prey, I need to smell like 'outside' as quick as possible, maybe a dirt bath will help!

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u/AngryRinger 11h ago

I diagnose her with ‘Play with me hooman!’

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u/Nerdnificent 11h ago

Looks like a combination of zoomies, happiness, and excitement. This cat really digs you. Congratulations.

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u/DED_HAMPSTER 11h ago

If she isnt fixed, then this is in heat behavior. Unspayed female cats are pretty much always in heat, ready to procreate. Because she likes you and feels safe with you she is acting silly, overly friendly and presenting when she lies flat with her back legs slightly splayed.

If you want to make her a pet, get her spayed. She will still have the zoomies and roll around, but the belly down presentation with the twitching down her spine and hips will go away.

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u/FISHMYROOSTER 11h ago

What brain? She obviously hasn't gotten her turn with the brain cell yet

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u/Fit-Chemistry-2167 11h ago

orange things