r/shittyaskscience • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 13h ago

Instead of using fake pine trees for Christmas, should we use asbestos coated Christmas trees to replace all the pine trees that burn in Canada ?

I mean I know some of the pines like to grow from fire release cones, but that takes too long.

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u/thenightisdarkindeed 10h ago

asbestos trees are the best

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u/Stotty652 7h ago

You can't spell asbestos without "best"

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u/thenightisdarkindeed 6h ago

exactly, best for lungs