r/puns • u/InnerBat6942 • 12h ago
r/puns • u/Odd-Departure2128 • 8h ago
I had a slip of the tongue while watching star wars and my husband made fun of me lol
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago
I cancelled my magazine subscriptions. They had too many issues.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 10h ago
Why wouldn’t the bowling pins get up?
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They were on strike.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 42m ago
My vacation wasn’t good. They gave me three days to vacate.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 12h ago
What was the tennis player charged with?
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Racketeering
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2h ago
Overheard from an ice cube: I can’t get no static-friction.
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r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 14h ago
My Chinese friend Mr. Wu Hu was depressed…
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…But nobody believed him. That didn’t help.
Later, he got much better, and became so optimistic he decided to get into politics, campaigning under the slogan “Hu Cares”. (For some reason, nobody’s voting for him)
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 11h ago
What was the right fielder accused of? Foul play
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