r/puns 12h ago

Sounds like it was a two point failure

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1.7k Upvotes

r/puns 21h ago

Don’t pick the wrong Wong

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1.5k Upvotes

r/puns 8h ago

I had a slip of the tongue while watching star wars and my husband made fun of me lol

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101 Upvotes

r/puns 3h ago

I cancelled my magazine subscriptions. They had too many issues.

26 Upvotes

r/puns 18h ago

mac and cheese

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229 Upvotes

r/puns 5h ago

What does a hard working vegetarian earn? A Celery

18 Upvotes

r/puns 10h ago

Why wouldn’t the bowling pins get up?

23 Upvotes

They were on strike.


r/puns 3h ago

I hate getting up. It gets me down.

5 Upvotes

r/puns 3h ago

There’s no correct way to correct people.

2 Upvotes

r/puns 12h ago

Why is laundry cool

14 Upvotes

Because it hangs out


r/puns 1d ago

I went to the store for Pita bread but they had Naan.

108 Upvotes

r/puns 42m ago

My vacation wasn’t good. They gave me three days to vacate.

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r/puns 1h ago

Boot Camp was difficult. I need my boots.

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r/puns 12h ago

What was the tennis player charged with?

6 Upvotes

Racketeering


r/puns 2h ago

Overheard from an ice cube: I can’t get no static-friction.

1 Upvotes

r/puns 3h ago

Growing old is getting old.

1 Upvotes

r/puns 22h ago

It's Quite The Jungle Too...

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28 Upvotes

r/puns 3h ago

I love water because it whets my tongue.

0 Upvotes

r/puns 14h ago

My Chinese friend Mr. Wu Hu was depressed…

5 Upvotes

…But nobody believed him. That didn’t help.

Later, he got much better, and became so optimistic he decided to get into politics, campaigning under the slogan “Hu Cares”. (For some reason, nobody’s voting for him)


r/puns 2d ago

Random letters

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7.8k Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Punny business name spotted

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129 Upvotes

r/puns 18h ago

Badminton In Space

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7 Upvotes

r/puns 11h ago

What was the right fielder accused of? Foul play

2 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Sorry guys I tried to re-sis-t. But had to post

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1.3k Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

I accidently ate my cat's food.

89 Upvotes

Don't ask meow.