r/okbuddycinephile cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 15h ago

Christopher Nolan left out possibly the most iconic moment of Odysseus as a character because he’s a hack.

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 15h ago

Is the Odyssey the one where they hide from it as sheep and a bunch of them get eaten or is that the Argonauts?

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u/CarpenterCheaper 14h ago

it's in the odyssey they cling to the bottom of sheep to escape the cave after blinding Polyphemus, he counts the sheep petting their backs but misses the men hanging on (he did eat a bunch before the aforementioned blinding)

the old Odysseus film was kinda bad but did a fairly accurate telling of this part

The argonauts is a quest to find the Golden fleece I believe but I'm not too well up on the details

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 14h ago

Oh, that's right. The giant the Argonauts fight is Talos.

Thanks.

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 11h ago

From the wiki. Talos is described as being a descendant of the bronze race (χαλκοῦ γένους) who sprang from ash-trees. He is described as being bronze and also invulnerable with the exception of a vein in his ankle which was protected by only a thin layer of skin.

Even the Greeks were lazy and recycled premises /s.

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u/brogflender 11h ago

And in the old film they took liberties. It was a plug that could be unscrewed from his ankle. 

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u/SwordOfJiang Uwe Boll 11h ago

I mean we don't even know if Homer is a real person. It was most likely a conglomerate of Greek tales that had morphed after the Bronze age collapse. I feel like most Greeks, modern or ancient, would say "hell ya" to artistic liberties to the story. My last name ends in -akis and my fam is pretty stoaked on the movie

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u/NorthernVale 6h ago

No. Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

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u/u_r_succulent 9h ago

Gonna start calling it my Talos heel and when people act confused I’ll just be like “Oh? You don’t know?”

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u/ckay1100 11h ago

I'll never forgive the thalmor for getting the empire to ban talos wor- oh wait different talos

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u/canaryM-burns 9h ago

You can't depict Talos in media anymore or the Altmer get angry

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u/AlsoRepliesNice 14h ago

What old Odysseus film are you referring to?

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u/CarpenterCheaper 14h ago

Sorry, not a film but 1997 miniseries (in my defence watched it in Classics ~20 years ago)

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u/AlsoRepliesNice 14h ago

Yeah, I figured it was that one. I actually liked it, maybe looked a bit cheap, but not bad considering it was made for TV.

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u/CarpenterCheaper 13h ago

thinking back it may have been a very faithful adaptation to the book but it's been so long

might have to give it a rematch to retvrn to pre-cgi everything

plus it's technically not a movie so I'm safe here 😇😎

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u/ProotzyZoots 13h ago

Was gonna say Odysseus and the Isle of Mists is great

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u/CoonHFX 15h ago

"bro my name is ligma"

"ligma is attacking me!"

"Ha! Ligma BALLS"

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Is this what he means by modernizing it? Doesn't seem so hard

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u/anna-nomally12 14h ago

There’s at least one take of Robert Pattinson doing this completely straight

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u/tempinator 14h ago

Craziest part is he didn’t even read the script he just instinctually knew what to do

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u/RevenantXenos 11h ago

The ultimate method actor.

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u/sensefuldrivel 13h ago

I want to see the completely gay take

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u/w021wjs 12h ago

In a Greek myth? Never! /s

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u/SartenSinAceite 14h ago

"I'm under attack by ligma!"

"Dude fuck off Im not falling for that one"

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u/RoutineBus8713 14h ago

"Whose attacking you?"

"Deez"

"Deez Nutz in your moth, LOL!" (Zeus crouches off Olympus and tea bags the cyclops right in the eye)

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u/Wonderful-Toe- 12h ago

Whose vs who’s is the trickiest of all the homonyms in my opinion. Who’s = who is/has, whose is the possessive pronoun. Thank you for attending my grammar lesson for today, you’ve been a wonderfully captive audience.

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u/SilverWear5467 6h ago

No, the trickiest homonym is Read vs Read, and Lead vs Lead (the element, someone who follows is being Led, but the person theyre following is Leading.)

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u/8-bit_Goat 13h ago edited 9h ago

It was "Ligma deez nuts" in the original Greek, but according to Nolan it didn't translate naturally into modern dialogue.

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u/SnooAvocados7188 14h ago

Ligma, Deez, Imagine Dragons….. so many options, serious what a whiff

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u/HeavyMetalMonk888 13h ago

"I was blinded by the mind goblin!"

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u/girlsonsoysauce 14h ago

I'd definitely watch it if that happened, but I'd probably get banned from the sub and branded a traitor if I did.

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u/boozegremlin 14h ago

"ligma nobody!" and then Pattinson does the fortnite dance

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u/Elusivemerc 15h ago

Mr. Nobody (2009)

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u/thewanderingway 15h ago edited 14h ago

Great film. Hard kick to the gut.
EDIT: LOL, I totally got the wrong film. I saw Mr. Nobody, and my brain went to Mister Lonely (2007).

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u/SageNineMusic 13h ago

Leto being a creep aside, Mr Nobody is also a great film and a hard kick to the gut

And the soundtrack is a banger

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u/funkhero 11h ago

One of my favorite films, despite what people say about Leto. It has a super fun mindfuck story, with beautiful visuals and amazing music.

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u/Rip_Skeleton 15h ago

That's actually pretty disappointing. I remember being so bored with The Odyssey during school, but that part of the reading won me over.

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u/Jetsam5 DonCheadleAMA 14h ago

What could he possibly mean the pun doesn't translate into modern dialogue?

They made the joke work in a single sentence of this tweet that's translated from Portuguese

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u/RoutineBus8713 14h ago

Because in the original Greek tells the cyclops his name is Odus which sounds like a nickname for Odysseus but the Greek word for nobody is Outis which sounds the same out loud. It is not a pun in the English translation because it is usually translated to noman or something similar which sounds nothing like Odysseus.

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u/Formal_Overall 13h ago

Just rename Odysseus to Norman and have Mark Whalberg play him. Done.

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u/choma90 12h ago

Just swap Matt Damon for Whalberg for thar one scene and then put him back. No Man would notice

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u/SamVickson artemis fowl representative 11h ago

"Yeah, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it."

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u/RDS 6h ago

"Say hello to ya fatha for me"

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u/bli_r 4h ago

If he was on that boat, it wouldn't have went down like it did

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u/AdamOnFirst 10h ago

This actually makes a ton of sense. The cyclops is dumb, but not THAT dumb that he doesn’t realize the “nobody” thing. It’s slightly more clever wordplay. 

I do think the “nobody” thing would come off pretty dumb in a movie, potentially.

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u/winklevanderlinde 9h ago

But it's not like Cycplos have humanitarian classes when they learn everything about human culture to know how people name themselves, at worst he would thought " huh Nobody is a really odd name but humans are really odd after all"

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u/i_tyrant 6h ago

...Do you have any idea how many times a cyclops (or giants in general) are painted as dumb in movies?

This doesn't seem like a dealbreaker at all considering that. "Hero defeats dumb giants through cleverness" is in everything from childrens books to LotR and it's because of myths like the Odyssey.

Literally no one who speaks English and read it in the "nobody" version seemed to have an issue with it coming off dumb...so why would you in movie form?

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u/Zaev 6h ago

"Name's Odie. Nobe Odie."

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u/buttgoblincomics 7h ago

Do you have a source on this? AFAIK Odysseus gives his name as Outis in the Greek, and I’ve never heard of Odus as a nickname for Odysseus. Also, Odus and Outis would only sound the same in an American accent. They have very different vowels in Greek and different consonants too.

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u/Squimshys 14h ago

I imagine he was more referring to believable line delivery? Its the kind of pun that makes sense on paper but doesn't really work if you consider the tone of voice involved.

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 14h ago

So easy to fix,

Polyphemus: "Who are you, Odysseus or something?"

Odysseus: "Uh, no... Juan..."

Polyphemus: "No one is attacking me!"

Odysseus: "Andale, muchachos!"

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u/ghostwilliz 14h ago

This was my 13th reason why

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u/Jetsam5 DonCheadleAMA 13h ago

That's probably more accurate to the original tone than the Nolan film. The Odyssey was like the MCU of the 7th century

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u/python-requests 10h ago

"The MCU is the Odyssey of our time" ✋😒

"The Odyssey is the MCU of their time" 👈😁

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u/IneffableOpinion Cats 13h ago

This is surprisingly not wrong

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u/Atralis 14h ago

"Whats wrong bro your screaming like you've been horribly wounded?"

Oh God's nobody has stabbed me in the eye! There's so much blood! I've been blinded please help me please!

"Glad to hear your doing ok. I'll ignore any other screaming or pleas for help"

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u/DrakeoftheWesternSea 14h ago

In the book Polyphemus was also annoyingly proud of being the son of Poseidon so the other cyclops didn’t really like him. They checked on him out of courtesy but yeah…

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u/Saul_Firehand 14h ago

His name can mean either "abounding in songs and legends", "many-voiced" or "very famous"

The other cyclops were very happy for him yo have an accident where they had plausible deniability if Poseidon actually shows up looking for his bastard cyclops.

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u/illgoblino 14h ago

The odyssey has been an oral tale since the beginning

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u/camoufleusse 12h ago

The core theme of the poem is knob-slobbing

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u/fasterthanfood 14h ago

It’s sort of slapstick and cringe by today’s standards, I think. It would take a large portion of the audience out of the realism of the world to have an Abbot and Costello style pun that realistically would fool Nobody.

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u/Kaplsauce 13h ago

No it would fool Polyphemus, Nobody was doing the fooling

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u/Nothing-Is-Real-Here 14h ago

I think the problem is that The Odyssey is a poem that doesn't exactly fit one single tone, as it is deliberately silly in one moment and then serious the next and so forth. Nolan's attamept to make this a serious story just didn't make the pun work because he didn't want the movie to come off silly in anyway, which to me just highlights maybe he was the wrong guy for the job but idk

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u/YungChumba 13h ago

Ok I'll do it then, I guess. 

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u/choma90 12h ago

I believe in you. Whoever you are

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u/ctan0312 12h ago

Yeah like its a clever little trick but its kinda silly like “got your nose” level stuff. If he did that in the movie it would not flow well.

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u/Rikplaysbass 11h ago

Wrong guy for the job but the movie is basically universally praised. I haven’t even seen it but everything criticism of the movie I’ve seen is basically nitpicking random things lol

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u/Acceptable_Drawer_70 13h ago

How tf does a conceptual musical of the odyssey make it work better than a movie tho? Theyre hardly 2 years apart.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 14h ago

Nah, I’ve seen it done in plays and movies of Odysseus; just sell the cyclops as dumb or drunk so he seemed like he’d take “nobody” as a legit name.

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u/0xE4-0x20-0xE6 14h ago

I’m guessing nobody might be a Greek word that also functions as a plausible name. I wouldn’t know though

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u/Chop684 14h ago

Nobody in Greek sounds similar to Odysseus

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe The Room 14h ago

And in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah starts with a i.

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Avi Arad admirer 13h ago

floor cracks

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u/fatbob42 13h ago

I googled this and it’s supposedly not true. There is a pun in this part of the story but between “nobody” and “cunning”. And the plot doesn’t rely on it, it’s just thematically appropriate and funny.

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 14h ago

Still the best Odyssey adaptation

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u/AndreasDasos 14h ago edited 8h ago

That’s exactly it. The Greek is ‘Outis’, which has a structure similar to a name with the suffix -is even though it’s built of ‘ou’ (not) and ‘tis’ (in this context the pronoun ‘someone’). It’s also short: lots of Greek names end in -tis and this just has a diphthong (in Homeric Greek) before that. Might not jump out at first.

It’s also not super far in sound from ‘Odysseus’, which is often pointed out, though I’m not convinced this is part of the rationale.

But in English saying ‘My name is Nobody’ is just too obviously a setup for not-even-a-pun, and makes the payoff lame and dumb.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 12h ago edited 12h ago

It’s also not super far in sound from ‘Odysseus’, which is often pointed out, though I’m not convinced this is part of the rationale.

It reads to me like a newly verbal child whose older sibling is named “Odysseus” trying to say it.

Which given Polyphemus’ role in the story and social symbology he clearly stands in for, it seems pretty plausible he’d be given a toddler voice in a performance.

And Odysseus does give full name and title when he leaves, so Polyphemus could easily communicate who blinded him using smaller words.

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u/BoredasaNord 14h ago

Probably more like its a joke that works in writing because youre intentionally being descriptive, but in film, you dont need to be as descriptive, so it just feels like wierd dialogue.

If I was watching a attack b and be looked at me and said "a is attacking me" it would feel redundant

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u/Captain_Sterling 14h ago

But it would be weird if the cyclops was the only character that'd spoke Portuguese and there were subtitles just for this bit.

Sorry, but it wouldn't work.

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u/bodhiquest 14h ago

Nolan consistently has some the stupidest flexes and takes every time he makes a new movie. He's not a hack but he often comes across like a 12 year old with a gift for filmmaking who has spent too much time thinking "deep thoughts".

Everyone today seems to be pretending that it didn't happen, but this is the guy who, despite already being a mature filmmaker at the time, gave us TDKR, one of the silliest movies ever made that is also fascinatingly unaware of how utterly silly it is.

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u/messfdr 14h ago

The first time I read it was fourth grade... As told by a dog.

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u/TheG-What 12h ago

Wishbone was a real one fr fr

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u/No-Faithlessness4294 10h ago

Such a good boy

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u/DoingBestWeCan 10h ago

Doggo's real name was Soccer. They cast that pup in particular because of his ability to jump in the air while doing a 360-degree turn. Wachow! 

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u/NorweegianWood 11h ago

Ok but did you have the Wishbone Odyssey computer game? Because that shit was both hectic and lit at the same time.

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u/ILIKESTUFF8989 15h ago

In the arts; sometimes you have to kill your darlings

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u/jmoanie 14h ago

But what does art have to do with Christopher Nolan 🤔

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u/ColonelQuaraitch 14h ago

Art is an anagram for Christopher Nolan.

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 14h ago

Now replace anagram with christopher nolan and read it backwarss

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u/GuadDidUs 13h ago

They legit just did this in season 2 of Percy Jackson. Which is a fairly modern children's fantasy series. I agree it's disappointing.

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u/daniel_22sss 14h ago

My name is Nooobody. Nooobody. Noooooooooobody.

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u/AsFarAsISay 14h ago edited 13h ago

yeah that's a weird thing to cut while calling it a "classic joke": it's classic because it still works.

My guess is that they have made Odysseus sober as a judge serious and the joke just does not fit the character aesthetic.

ETA: it's been literal decades since Ive read either epic poem but my impression of Odysseus is that he was high-spirited and probably hilarious. he was described again and again as clever and fox-like so yeah he would probably do terrible puns that everyone else hates so he just tells them to himself

it's also his way of keeping it together as disaster after disaster elongates his trip home

THEN his moment to shine comes

ok it's pretty corny but I think it could be done without it being camp

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u/djtrace1994 13h ago

What the fuck does reading have anything to do with The Odyssey???

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u/TheHahndude 15h ago

Just refunded my IMAX ticket.

Fucking hack. Can’t believe I almost went to see a movie.

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u/Casiquire 13h ago

That joke was the only reason I was even interested

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u/stickygreenz 11h ago

fr who tf watches movies any more, they're meant to be complained about

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u/PeasantLich 15h ago

Missed opportunity for marvel quip kino.

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u/Ok-Opportunity-9731 15h ago

I like where Odysseus said: Ithacians....... Assemble!!!!!!!!!

Then the whole theater cheered.

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u/davidmartin1357 14h ago

300 was such a great movie

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u/-FalseProfessor- 14h ago

Odysseus making marvel style quips would actually be pretty true to the original Greek. His quick wit, and always having the perfect response are defining parts of his character. He is a trickster and a shit talker.

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u/attackplango 11h ago

MCU Tony Stark certainly could be his spiritual successor.

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u/Odd_Investigator8415 15h ago

Odysseus as soon as the Cyclopes shows up, "So, you guys are seeing this, right?"

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u/alexis_1031 Jared Leto 13h ago

"uh oh, we got trouble"

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u/abfgern_ 14h ago

I want at least one Homer Simpson reference.

I want Matt Damon to shout "d'oh" and then look directly down the barrel of the camera, and explain "you know, because Homer the poet wrote... Get it?"

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 15h ago

broccoli haired monsters: bro, is nobody in the room with us now? oh wait nobody's attacking me now! somehow nobody returned!

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u/KHanson25 13h ago

It’s nobodyin time

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u/Alternative-Pride138 15h ago

Having thanos or maybe Spider-Man would have saved this movie.

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u/Special_Order-937 15h ago

Why do we need this film when Ulysses 31 exists? You can’t get more modern than cool spaceships and the Cyclops being an ion cannon, can you?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 13h ago

Same question but "O Brother, Where art Thou?"

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u/Salty_Raspberry_6310 14h ago

Crazy cause Rick Riordan was able to do that…

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u/LauraTFem 15h ago

It is kind of silly, but it’s part of the tradition of the greek myths. Heroes cannot defeat the gods, they can only outsmart them or outplay them. Greek stories and myths are rife with heroes who won by contriving to fool their enemies, that’s where the concept of the Trojan Horse comes from. Defeat impossible odds by using your brain.

In that sense, I see this as a disservice, but I understand that this is an epic action film, and less focussed on being a faithful treatise on greek myths.

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u/-Fieldmouse- 13h ago

To be fair, they do still outsmart the cyclops by doing the sheep thing. 

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u/_demello 11h ago

When I was in college in a class on classical literature we read The Odyssey and my teacher introduced Odisseus saying that, while Aquiles was a hero of strength, Odisseus was a hero of inteligence and word.

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u/-Gramsci- 9h ago

Umm… Odysseus’s mistake, his pride in that moment - telling Polyphemus his real name…

That’s the whole reason he has to go waste 10 years of his life.

It’s the fundamental lesson of the Odyssey.

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u/onepareil 15h ago

You won’t watch the Odyssey because you don’t like Lupita Nyong’o, I won’t watch the Odyssey because it’s gray-toned Oscarslop. We are not the same.

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u/ooky-spooky-skeleton 14h ago

I won’t watch it because it’s a movie.

We are not the same.

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u/DarthSemitone approved virgin 15h ago

I won't watch it because I'll fall asleep

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u/BenFranklinsCat 14h ago

I won't watch it at the cinema because I have ADHD and a tiny bladder ans there's no way I'm sitting through a 3 hour movie without a pee break.

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u/MinnyWild11 14h ago

I've said it before if more movies are going to be this long then there needs to be an intermission

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u/stevie2sleazy 14h ago

🎶 Let's all go to the lobby. 🎶

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u/Boon3hams 15h ago

I won't watch it because I don't have 3 hours of free time to do anything anymore, and I refuse to watch a single movie across multiple days.

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u/objectnull 14h ago

What about multiple weeks?

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u/Rich-Fondant4417 14h ago

What about in one minute daily segments over the course of half a year ?

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u/AirmanLarry 13h ago

Is there a website for such a thing?

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 15h ago

You fall asleep every night, but falling asleep is bad?

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u/Batboy3000 14h ago edited 14h ago

The funny thing about Lupita’s casting is that she actually barely has a role in the entire story. I haven’t seen the film yet, but judging by the story, a lot of these great actors are going to have very small roles. Helen of Troy specifically barely has any dialogue.

The casting backlash is so forced. If anything, the goofy dialogue is a bigger issue. Also, the casting choice that deserves to be clowned on is definitely Travis Scott.

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u/theravenacademy 12h ago

Short and bald Jon Bernthal as the redheaded King of Sparta is also a casting that deserves to be clowned on more

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u/No-Island-6126 artemis fowl representative 13h ago

thank god we're all jerking here, this could have been a really stupid take otherwise

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u/RigatoniPasta cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 12h ago

I’m not watching it because The Odyssey is academically considered the greatest story ever told, and Nolan is too dumb to incorporate its most iconic moment.

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u/Reasonable_Fold6492 15h ago

Unironically I was disappointed with this scene.  Worse is it is shown he talks normally so like why wouldn't you have the cyclope just talk?

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u/Yoyodyn_Banzai_2099 11h ago

I couldn’t understand a word of what he was saying. It just reminded me of inaudible Bane. “Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.” But certainly not, “Nobody has blinded me.”

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 10h ago

Wait, you're supposed to hear the dialogue in a Nolan film?

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u/myverycoolaccount 8h ago

I figured the audience isn't meant to understand what it says until the crew reveals that information. The cyclops was entirely unintelligible to me.

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u/Singerd777 13h ago

They could make it work in the old Disney Hercules cartoon but not here?

"Nobodies blinding me!" "Nobody cares!"

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u/RigatoniPasta cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 13h ago

Also worked in Percy Jackson and Epic the Musical.

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u/MrFluxed 13h ago

"doesn't translate to modern language" despite perfectly translating to modern language

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u/hp_laserfett 15h ago

Unironically if you cant make that work then why would you even do the story in the first place

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u/Affectionate-Foot802 14h ago

It’s not like we’d be able to hear it over the music and sound effects anyways

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u/Nothing-Is-Real-Here 14h ago

Polyphemus: who are you!

Odysseus: [unintelligible]

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u/breakfastbarf 14h ago

What ? Say again

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u/youAtExample 15h ago

Well I mean it’s silly, they’re speaking the same language so the cyclops should know what the word means.

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u/Mother_Drenger 14h ago

And yet I can get a guy to say he’s looking for “Mike Hawk” on the PA in Walmart, and we speak the same language

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u/movie_hater 14h ago

Reminds me of my friend Drew Peacock

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u/FickleCook3639 15h ago

Nolan is completely incompetent at writing and directing dialogue? Why I never.

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u/10dollarbagel 13h ago

Yea guys.... I just don't know. Dozens of soldiers hidden inside a horse? Wouldn't the Trojans just hear them? This is stupid, let's skip it. - a true visionary

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u/fasterthanfood 13h ago

“Since Odysseus loves his wife, he simply does not spend years fucking other women. He goes straight home, pets his young dog, kisses his wife, and lives happily ever after.”

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u/The-Nasty-Nazgul 12h ago

Well it’s a pun in Ancient Greek. The name Odysseus and the word for nobody “outis” sound similar.

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u/ilovebooks2468 14h ago

Matt Damon was the wrong choice for Odysseus. He's too much of an everyman. They should've cast someone who's a natural troublemaker, like Will Forte

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u/Aggressive-Loquat808 13h ago

They should've just done a big budget Macgruber. Nolan loves Macgruber anyway

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u/travvo 12h ago

Odysseus leaves an upper decker in Polyphemus' cave

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u/Warrior_Runding 12h ago

Good gods, would this have been amazing. I love Will Forte.

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u/RoundInfluence998 14h ago

Ah yes, spoken from the master of natural, modern dialogue himself 🙏

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u/Similar-Cat7022 14h ago

Ancient up dog

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u/rustman92 14h ago

What’s “ancient up dog”?

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u/agenteme 5h ago

Not much, what's ancient up dog with you?

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u/Marco_Polaris 11h ago

Modern Writing:

Soldier, whispering: "What do we do, Odysseus? Nobody can defeat a massive cyclops!"
Odysseus, slowly turning to face him: "...Say that again."

Hire me Hollywood, I am cheap and I don't respect my time.

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u/Pandalusplatyceros 14h ago

They managed to make this work in Hades 2

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u/RigatoniPasta cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 13h ago

And Percy Jackson, and Epic the Musical. Epic plays it completely straight too.

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u/Efficient_Resident17 15h ago

Seriously? The one bit everyone remembers? He just couldn’t do it? Maybe the grifters have some shred of an idea after all…

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u/sundaycreep The Room 15h ago

You could make it super modern. “Tell me your name!” “No, buddy.”

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u/10dollarbagel 13h ago

The names Nunya.... Nunya Business.

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u/ThrowRAbluebury 13h ago edited 10h ago

This is exactly the kind of cringe Hollywood blockbuster dialogue that would be in a movie like this, and I'm all for it. It's already a trainwreck, why not be consistent. Also fits with the all American accents.

Edit: Typo

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u/-FalseProfessor- 14h ago edited 11h ago

For shame. I’m sure the movie will be amazing, but the Nobody exchange really enhances the story beyond just the joke. It shows odysseus’ guile, but it also brings more depth to the Cyclopes. It shows Poly has neighbors and a community who care to check in on him. It enriches the narrative to show the complexity of Odysseus. Poly is not some mindless savage. He is a foreigner whom the Greeks look down on as a primitive herdsman through the gaze of colonizers. The relationship mirrors that between the Greeks and Sicilians of the time who the Cyclopes are identified with.

Poly having a community and interacting with them however briefly is essential to a greater theme of the Greeks raiding, pillaging, tricking, and enslaving foreign cultures who they see as lesser barbarians.

Side note reminder that in the context of Homer and Greek myth, to be a hero does not imply virtue. Heroes are warriors who accomplish great feats. Morality and chivalry don’t even factor into it.

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u/LunarGiantNeil 13h ago

It also highlights how his cleverness and dickishness keeps getting him and the people around him into more trouble.

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u/JoeCoT 11h ago

The Nobody thing is also important because part of the question becomes "why would Odysseus blind Polyphemus knowing Poseidon would curse him?" Polyphemus can only curse him if he knows his name, so it's perfect cover. It's only when Odysseus gets to safety that he gets full of himself and too proud and boastful and slips up, being like "aha! You have been bested by Odysseus, King of Ithaca, social security number 527!"

Instead he just blinds Polyphemus and gets cursed like a dumbass.

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u/Kryptsm 9h ago

To be fair in the movie they only realize his relation to Poseidon and that they’ll be cursed after poking out his eye

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 12h ago

Poly is not some mindless savage. He is a foreigner whom the Greeks look down on as a privative herdsman through the gaze of a colonizers.

Nonononono. The term “colonizer” can only apply to British and French people in 17th and 18th century North America, and 19th and 20th century Africa. No other places and times.

And nobody who was involved in “colonizing” would ever reflect on it.

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u/pwnedprofessor Society man 11h ago

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u/Beginning-Comedian-2 14h ago

Nolan's a hack because he doesn't understand puns.

He only understands McGruber.

https://www.google.com/search?q=christopher+nolan+mcgruber

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u/Hour-Football2464 14h ago

Its the funniest movie ever made by mortal hands. As a person not prone to hyperbole; McGruber is better than Citizen Kane.

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u/Ibrahim77X 12h ago

Jorge Rivera-Herrans made it seem pretty effortless when he put it into a song. Wtf is Nolan’s excuse

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u/AzraelTheMage 15h ago

When I was in high school and we were reading The Odyssey in English Lit class, the translation used in class changed it to where Odysseus says his name is "Nobdy". Nobdy sounds like nobody. If the great Chris Nolan couldn't figure out this simple work around, then what the fuck is he doing making movies?

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u/Taraxian 14h ago

"Nobdy" doesn't sound like a name though, it doesn't help that much

It might be better to have it be "Norman" in an accent where it sounds like "No man"

Now I'm thinking of the Kids in the Hall bit where they do Who's on First but he explains in laborious detail how the first baseman is a Chinese guy named "Hu", the second baseman is named "Watt", etc

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u/robo_archer 14h ago

“My name is Christopher Nolan.”
“Christopher Nolan blinded me!”
There. Now it’s modernized and meta. Have Matt Damon address the camera while doing it too.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 15h ago

Yes it does and it's fucking funny

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u/GugieMonster 12h ago

Jorge Herrans > Christopher Nolan

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 9h ago

I love Nolan, but I feel like he’s at a point in his career where he’s taking too many liberties because he can. This is clearly an iconic line from the story. Include it. We would have loved it.

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u/afriendlysort 15h ago

Nobody could make it work 

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u/mvanvrancken 14h ago

He could have done the pun in subtitles by having the Cyclops and Odysseus conversing in Greek instead

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u/meteorflan 12h ago

He does know this word play wasn't originally written in English right?

It's almost like translating it with an ounce of thought does, in fact, work.

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u/nitasu987 9h ago

I'm sorry you're telling me that literally my FAVORITE part of the whole damn Odyssey isn't in the movie???

WTF dude

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u/Informal_Treat4634 14h ago

The British mind can’t conceptualize tricking your enemy instead of killing and colonizing them

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u/lhommeduweed 14h ago

Nah this actually makes perfect sense to leave out. It doesn't translate to modern dialogue.

While direct translations of the Odyssey convey the meaning well enough, it is odd that the cyclops accepts that Odysseus' name is "Nobody," and shouts "Nobody is attacking me!" But the other Cyclopes know the word and it's meaning well enough to interpret it as "Nobody." Does the original cyclops not understand what "nobody" means? Why doesn't he just say, "Somebody is attacking me?"

One of the proposed theories is that in the original Greek, the word for "nobody" is ούτις, which sounds very similar to ωτις, which is a kind of bird. So the pun originally may have been more like Odysseus introducing himself as "Outis," and the cyclops hearing "Ōtis," which makes a lot more sense and makes the Cyclopes seem a lot less buffoonish and moronic. This could also be a play on ODYSseus' actual name, which comes from οδός, meaning "road, path, journey."

So even though modern English translators can absolutely translate the meaning of the trick, they can't replicate the exact wordplay of the ούτις/ωτις/οδός that is natural in Greek, so it feels stilted and makes the Cyclops seem comically stupid rather than terrifying and threatening, and it doesn't speak anything to Odysseus' renowned wit.

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u/LunarGiantNeil 13h ago

Consider for a moment that the Cyclops is indeed a moron. He got dead drunk, and when he gets eye gouged and shouts "Nobody is attacking me!" the other Cyclops recommend prayer because if his eye was crushed by nobody it's clearly a divine punishment.

And that the point isn't that Odysseus was being super clever here, but that he was being a bit of a dick and it continues to bite him in the ass when he can't help himself but show off later.

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u/common_username1 13h ago

Nah, Odysseus got him drunk first. Makes perfect sense why he didn’t get the pun but the other Cyclops did, and if you just made it sound like he’s drunk in the movie….. pretty easy modern interpretation

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