r/okbuddycinephile 21h ago

Everyone get in, new pasta dropped

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u/3rdPoliceman 21h ago

Now let me tell you something: you ain't breaking me"

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u/RippinFissure 20h ago

AND I DONT NEED A NAP!!

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u/ianmakingnoise 20h ago

— every four-year-old ever

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u/toyification_girl 19h ago

At 40 we gain the wisdom that the nap IS the prize 🏆

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 18h ago

Can you believe this guy? He naps 🫩

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u/The_Skeletor_ 20h ago

Naps are for the birds man

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u/Afrodite_33 approved virgin 20h ago

Furiously rubbing his head

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u/AlabasterSexington 19h ago

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u/GrandmaPoses 19h ago

Me desperately trying to get a balloon to stick to the wall.

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u/eastpost 19h ago

Feel like his character in the bear really rubbed his head

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 20h ago

If he doesn't tell someone to let him tell them something at least once in the whole movie im gonna throw my snacks everywhere and harass the ticket guy

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u/betacuck3000 19h ago

That is so confrontational! I usually just piss in my popcorn bucket and quietly leave.

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u/Jeffffff4587 Cats 20h ago

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u/MoeSauce 19h ago

People trying to convince me to watch Jon Bernthal in something

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u/AdLeading7445x 10h ago

the sheer commitment to the bit

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u/restenoir8 14h ago

If Nolan couldn't break him then he should've done his own stunt here so this scene in the Punisher special didn't look like a video game cutscene

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u/No_Willingness_7094 10h ago

he falls on a box and it breaks open to reveal another exact boz

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u/fonk_pulk 20h ago

Bro wants to be a navy seal SO BAD

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u/Spider-Flash24 20h ago

I think that Punisher role got to him just a bit…

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u/habba88 20h ago

There's a story he tells about getting in to acting because he meant to take a movement class to help with his sporting career and showed up at the wrong classroom. Which you know it's bullshit. Just admit you wanted to pretend to be other people for a living and that you couldn't admit it to your jock mates because they thought acting was too fruity. Coward. That's why he has to be hyper masculine in fucking everything.

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u/DonkeyGuy 19h ago

Way to many tough guy actors have the story of: oh I just stumbled ass backwards into acting school on my way to Introductary Bench-Pressing and Lady-Fucking.

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u/Ok_Response_9255 18h ago

You know what though? Vin Diesel may be a weird freak, but the guy readily admits to only playing a fuck load of D&D and always wanted to be an actor. Guy knows who he is and honestly I can kind of respect it.

Plus he's Riddick, which is my dad's favourite series of movies.

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u/leveled_81 17h ago

Wasn’t he actually a bouncer? I thought Vin Diesel was his bouncer name that he kept as an actor.

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u/doitup69 17h ago

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u/leveled_81 17h ago

That’s wild lol

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u/LHBaller08 16h ago

Jawsome!

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u/GolemMaker Jared Leto 13h ago

Unironically makes him cooler to me

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u/topdangle 6h ago

imagine going up to this expecting your usual intern/marketing guy and its a jacked Vin Diesel playing with street sharks merchandise.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/leveled_81 17h ago

Ahh ok.

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u/Kobol94 13h ago

I also saw a Jacob elordi interview where he talked about having to do nrl in Australia, but hated it and wanted to be an actor but football was expected because he's from Queensland and like 6' 5"

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u/gufkl 6h ago

his Facebook page is goldmine too. Love that guy lol

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u/xChops DonCheadleAMA 14h ago

Fuck acting. Where’s this bench press and lady fucking class? Is it at the community college?

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u/DonkeyGuy 14h ago

That’s the thing, there’s is no Bench Press and Lady Fucking class, it’s just a ruse to get meatheads to wander into theatre 101z

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u/habba88 19h ago

Oh man absolutely! I'm certain that was the story Harrison Ford had. "Oh I was just a floating carpenter minding my own business. The acting staff needed someone so obviously they did the absolute only thing they could, asked the dummy in the tool belt and fuck me ! He can act?!" Ok Pal, sure.

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u/fonk_pulk 19h ago

/uj Thats not the story he tells. He had already been in some movies and dropped acting to become a carpenter because the roles he got were shit.

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u/Simple1Spoon 18h ago

Ford specifically wanted to be an actor, but was a carpenter because he wasnt getting any big roles. He was only going to do carpentry until he hit it big acting.

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u/AWzdShouldKnowBetta 19h ago

Lmao y'all are putting so many words in their mouths. Just jerking each other off making shit up. Hilarious.

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u/Special_Order-937 18h ago

Yes, that is what this subreddit is and we know it, this is not news as that is the point.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 16h ago

Ahhhh lady fucking class was a hoot

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u/LordSatanus666 19h ago

This has some heavy Phil Leotardo vibes. “I wanted a movement class, i compromised” type shit hahahahaha

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u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats DonCheadleAMA 18h ago

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 18h ago

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN

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u/Tifoso89 15h ago

That's why he has to be hyper masculine in fucking everything.

Does he? His roles are "My aggressiveness is a façade because I'm broken inside and insecure".

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u/TrapperJean 19h ago

I know this entire sub is just shit posting, but Jesus dude, chill out lol. If he really was that "cowardly" about being in a acting class what does he gain by saying g he went accidentally and then opening staying there anyways?

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u/chimpanon 17h ago

He went to a Starbucks i worked at a couple years ago. Venti black coffee. Downed it in 3 mins without smiling once. His wife and kids were there.

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u/Algorak1289 12h ago

Did he say "venti" or "large"?

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u/chimpanon 12h ago

Idk I was unfortunately on break when he ordered. When my coworkers told me what he ordered i laughed in such an obnoxious way that he and his wife looked at me weird from across the room.

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u/NoobOfTheSquareTable 18h ago

It’s why I have a lot of respect for Nick Offerman

Plays some of the most macho guys, is a bit older so very much did grow up with the macho stuff around, and could easily put it on but is just happy to be himself and admit to just enjoying it

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u/684beach 18h ago

I dont see how anyone sees him as a macho guy, instead of just grumpy nature type

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u/ImReallyAnAstronaut 18h ago

Grumpy = macho Happy = gay

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u/Phenomenomix 16h ago edited 14h ago

Didn’t he got to theatre school in Russia or something? I feel like that was performative, as in going to theatre school somewhere tough, but also far away so there’s no chance of anyone he knows seeing him doing any of the classes or in any performances

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u/habba88 16h ago

100%!

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u/wetbluewaffle 12h ago

Or that taking naps makes you unmanly and untrustworthy or some shit like that

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u/GrandNibbles 19h ago

honestly his role as Shane in The Walking Dead got to him first

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u/Calm-Course5480 19h ago

i remember him doing similar stuff in the punisher too, total commitment

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u/Curious_Bat87 9h ago

He doesn't even understand Frank and just projects his own ideas onto the character.

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u/fonk_pulk 6h ago

Whaat? I totally remember Frank going "RRAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!" on every single page in the comics

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u/muggleclutch 20h ago

Someone let this man kill other human beings already!

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u/Gravefullofcum 19h ago

Yeah he desperately wants to be as badass in real life as the characters he plays

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u/anotheruserguy 19h ago

Would love to see a method actor go through buds, wonder if any actors could make it through. I bet Paul Dano could.

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u/Sir_Daxus 13h ago

Wdym wants to? Who the fuck else can survive some cold water?!

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u/restenoir8 14h ago

He wants to feel like a military vet so bad and he also loves projecting that shit onto the Punisher

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u/dmvr1601 13h ago

He misses the point of the punisher so fucking hard lol 

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u/WhiteBishop01 6h ago

Jesus bro you're playing a marvel character, it's not that deep

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u/Jeffoxy 20h ago

STRAIGHT MEN DONT GET COLD OR SLEEPY

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 19h ago

New gem

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u/betacuck3000 19h ago

Is this the Man O'Sphere I've heard so much about?

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u/bippityzippity 19h ago

The Man O Sphere was created millennia ago when the souls of a million humans, 2 million elves, and 5 million dwarves were combined into one artifact

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 18h ago

I've got a couple of Man O'Spheres for you, pal.

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u/EmotionalSouth 18h ago

Can you show them to me in bed? I’m a bit cold and sleepy. 

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u/eskimopie910 9h ago

Birth of a meme

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u/GolemMaker Jared Leto 11h ago

I was here

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u/Humble_Chef5348 21h ago

What I said to the pastor after my baptism

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u/elmariachio 20h ago

Haha God damn

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u/just_a_person_maybe 19h ago

That's like, the opposite of baptism

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u/BludStanes 10h ago

my pastor's name is also chris

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u/Dear_Respond4522 20h ago

Thats what you dont understand nolan. Im not in the horse. The horse is in me 

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u/Tifoso89 20h ago

Mr Hands?

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u/KYpineapple 18h ago

funny story, I went to rent the movie "we bought a zoo" from my local movie rental place like 12 years ago and instead got the documentary "Zoo". I was told it was basically the same thing. very different movies.

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u/catlaxative 20h ago

mrhands.mpg

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u/Least_Kaleidoscope38 19h ago

The horse isn’t sneaking through the gate. It’s sneaking into me

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 19h ago

haha GAAAYY

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u/HAc0reRD 20h ago

L’mask you sumthin Chris

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u/Arcturus_Revolis 16h ago

Head rubbing intensify

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u/solidus0079 20h ago

That says a great deal about the quality of the production. Cold water makes it more hallenging to fit into a trojan.

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u/ImmortalBeans watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 20h ago

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u/ashvy Zack Snyder 12h ago

Feel the Bern 🤘

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u/-SandorClegane- Uwe Boll 20h ago

It's the same mindset that's allowed Jon to keep that bee in his mouth all these years...

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u/GolemMaker Jared Leto 11h ago

Lmao

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u/Musket6969420 Society man 21h ago

Christopher Nolan to his actors apparently:

https://giphy.com/gifs/GWD5nSpiHxs3K

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u/Tifoso89 20h ago

Cameron during The Abyss

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u/ashvy Zack Snyder 12h ago

The Shining

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u/m_sart 18h ago

Me to the egg I’m about to fry

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u/quietvictories 17h ago

Me cooking da pasta:

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 21h ago

Wow this guy is a badass for being partially in ocean water for a little bit

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u/RayosLaser 20h ago

being partially in ocean water for a little bit

Have you ever tried doing that without ever having taken a nap in your life? Not everyone can handle that level of mild discomfort

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u/3rdPoliceman 20h ago

Hey you can't just tell someone something like that without giving a warning first

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 20h ago

As they say in the [insert preferred military branch that isnt the air force], "get comfortable being mildly inconvenienced"

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u/QuickMolasses 19h ago

They say that in the Air Force too but they say it about the greens on their golf course being slightly too wet.

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u/ZeldaZealot 11h ago

Ironically, my Air Force dad hates golf. I don’t know how he lasted 20 years.

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 20h ago

I think the bigger challenge was that he was partially inside a horse while in frigid water. I thought people were saying this movie wasn't historically accurate? Sounds pretty Greek to me.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 20h ago

Every single person reading this would do the same as him for a fraction of the pay

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u/FlatulentSon 18h ago

It almost broke him.

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u/goobin-ghoul 20h ago

Doing pushups in the break-room kinda shit

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u/PresentationSea8846 12h ago

He really leaned into the "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me" vibe

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u/MabelRed 20h ago

This man is criminally in need of a nap 🤣

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u/Whomeveritconcerns 20h ago

Suggest a nap I'm sure that will break him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxf4774N2mHtWiLS

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u/ilovebooks2468 20h ago

Lol I thought the same thing

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u/stmaximus 20h ago

when the AD notices me trembling

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u/belindap3tal4921 8h ago

that reminds me of that time I stayed in the cold shower way too long to prove a point

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u/Mycozen 20h ago

You can stop playing the Punisher now, Jon. Let it go.

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u/restenoir8 14h ago

He doing all that shit just to produce a dogshit Punisher special lmaooo

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u/watscracking 20h ago

While Nolan was studying cinema, Bernthal studied the blade.

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u/Douche_Kayak 20h ago

He'll be perfect for James Cameron's next movie, which is just 3 hours of actors drowning.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 18h ago

James Cameron will break him, James Cameron was hard headed enough to try ban a British crew from a tea break

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u/El_Bito2 6h ago

Good lord, not the tea break

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u/Loreki 20h ago

No, no. You warm the water before you drop the pasta in.

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u/HeraclesHide 20h ago

Italy about to go to war with Greece again!

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u/KurtRussellsMullet 18h ago

I do love how we as a society have allowed this guy to cosplay as a blue collar tough guy for so long that we’ve forgotten that he’s just a private school pansy like all the rest of them

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u/MisterShookman 17h ago

Genuinely the funniest thing I've read all week

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u/-KoDDeX- 20h ago

Nothing manlier than a guy who dresses up and plays pretend for a living

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 20h ago

I like Jon. But, bro doesn't make it easy to do so.

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u/sun_solomon 20h ago

Ngl i kinda hate when actors do this shit, i want stunt actors to work as much as possible

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u/Edwaaard66 20h ago

If cringe was a person

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u/kelleyj3llybean2845 10h ago

bernie is built different for those roles

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u/skinnyminnesota 20h ago

Continued Bernthal, firing an Uzi: "You killed my whole family! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!"

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u/rchristma87 19h ago

Ok forget about him. Why is the Trojan horse in the water? What reason would make that make sense. It was a trap, who submerges their trap?

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u/Nimhtom 19h ago

The Trojans mistook it for a gift, thinking that their enemies had surrendered. So they probably thought it was a real horse and tried to get it to drink, but why would they feed it sea water??

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u/GolemMaker Jared Leto 11h ago

One of the many mysteries lost to time sadly

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u/Market-West 18h ago

This guy is super fucking annoying man. Like he plays what he thinks a tough guy is cuz he knows he ain’t that guy

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 17h ago

Hey Nolan, let me tell you something (echoes)

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u/Nonadventures 19h ago

The most important thing a director must do is break all of his actors

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u/FinishMysterious4083 14h ago

I want to bet $10,000 on polymarket that this guy will come out in the next 5-10 years

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u/AoE2manatarms 20h ago

Naps won't break him!

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u/pcardonap 20h ago

They both laughed at the obvious joke and he got out of the water

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u/ImperialPlaztiks 18h ago

He is so fxxking cringe.

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u/Ok_Indication_6683 16h ago

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN ODYSSEUS

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u/SopranosBluRayBoxSet 12h ago

Man, the more I learn about this guy the more I cringe at how bad he tries to put out this tough guy image

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u/restenoir8 9h ago

It's even cringier when you know he grew up pampered with his wealthy family yet he wants to parade as a tough guy from the streets. That clip of him on Joe Rogan's podcast that went around a few months ago where he talks about almost killing someone over a dog is one of the cringiest fake tough guy dudebro shit you'll ever see.

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u/SopranosBluRayBoxSet 9h ago

Yeah it's such a fake story lmao like bro needs to grow up

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u/Independent-Mind216 20h ago

In order to prepare for his role in the odyssey he slept with several other men

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u/skyHawk3613 20h ago

Ummm…I’m not trying to break you. I’m trying to make you comfortable. We’re on a film set, shooting a stupid movie not boot camp

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u/cocobodraw 20h ago

Please stop I’m developing an allergic reaction to learning new things about this guy

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u/Tiny_Rick85 19h ago

John Bernthal who publicly supports child rapist Roman Polanski?

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u/Rarek Lemmetellusomethin' 19h ago

I think he is inception okbuddycinephiling us with these statements. He loves the attention, HE'S IN THIS THREAD!

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u/Countaindewwku 19h ago

It’s in character for Menelaus to have that desperate cuck energy.

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u/spaceforcetronaut 19h ago

Could just be a normal person trying to have fun at their job. But who knows?

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u/Echo_Romeo571 18h ago

It was either that or "nononononono!"

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u/Inevitable_Year5351 18h ago

Modern ads: Simply sprinkling lies and stuff that doesn't matter because they make the product not better.

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u/aemersonian 17h ago

Bernthal attended one of the most expensive preparatory academies in the nation, then went to Skidmore College, lol. Stay hard!!

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u/HegemonyConsul 16h ago

Christopher Nolan suggested pulling him out of the water cuz he’s not James Cameron who loves drowning actors in cold water

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u/Select_Order_1478 16h ago

lemme tel you sumn Chris

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u/No-Island-6126 artemis fowl representative 16h ago edited 14h ago

"Jon, get out. The scene is done, everyone has gone home."

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u/Jomijan 15h ago

He just imagined someone taking a nap and he got so fired up about it his body temp shot right up.

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u/GoldenVesperLight 11h ago

The push to make me hate Bernthal is as strong as the push to make people hate this movie.

Neither are successful. I love me some Bernthal.

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u/Curious_Bat87 9h ago

He is so embarrassing.

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u/lAnarclit 6h ago

fav actor that would never have been cast in a Stanley Kubrick movie ?

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u/O_W_Liv 18h ago

He gave me the ick when I heard stories of him using his dogs to intimidate people.

Allegedly they're so well trained he won't leash them.

I'm not a pitbull hater, my husband had a sweet white pitty, but FFS be responsible.  

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 17h ago

I'm not a pitbull hater

wtf is wrong with you

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u/O_W_Liv 17h ago

I can agree that they are more vicious than most dogs without hating them.  

Hating the people that are ignorant to their problems is another thing.

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u/GolemMaker Jared Leto 10h ago

They can be very loving dogs and I have had puppies play with my friends pitts and the pits would let the puppies bite them and nip without ever even growing, BUT you can’t ignore their physiology, unlike a lab, all those muscles in their neck and jaws turn a bite into a very serious situation

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u/Responsible_Tap_4347 18h ago

Worst Punisher

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u/noproblem_bro_ Society man 20h ago

What about Bad? Did he break Bad?

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u/HeraclesHide 20h ago

His kevlar armor is also thermal!

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u/TheSquirrelWar 20h ago

Bernthal angling to play Carl.

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u/Fading_Hours_ 19h ago

Break me daddy

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u/Casiquire 19h ago

Took me a moment to figure out what "in the horse" meant

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u/SnooAvocados7188 19h ago

Buck Breaking (2021)

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u/KingDakin 19h ago

Who fucking cares?

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u/Zeusmann34 19h ago

He wants the Dungeon Crawler Carl gig

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u/Rohirrim777 19h ago

They say whenever Jon Bernthal finally tells someone something, an angel gets it's wings

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u/Weary_Mountain9679 19h ago

His tough guy act is so tiresome.

I remember how he didn’t want to fake a punch in “Wolf of Wall Street” and basically told Jonah Hill “I’m going to hit you for real” or something.

You’re an actor dude, calm down.

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u/BaconJets Uwe Boll 18h ago

Bro just plays himself

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u/iamepic420 cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 18h ago

Why’d he quote Buck Breaking?

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u/S3simulation 18h ago

I can’t wait for him to tell me something

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u/FrostyHiram 18h ago

crying in ice cold water for a paycheck is not character development bro

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u/lowercaselemming 18h ago

bro needs a nap

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u/power_gnome 18h ago

When filming one of the tank scenes for 'FURY', Shia LaBeouf was in the tank about to pull out one of his teeth with real pliers & shaking.

Ayer suggested he use a prosthetic or prop until LaBeouf said - "You ain't breaking me, David. There's nothing you can do to break me!"

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u/thewhiteafrican 18h ago

David Goggins been real quiet since The Odyssey dropped.