r/okbuddycinephile Roland Emmerich defender 13d ago

Meesa horny Stop hornyposting

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 13d ago

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u/1slinkydink1 13d ago

Based username.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/BonanoPeppos 13d ago

Why use many word when one do trick???

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u/chronicbruce27 13d ago

I think the bigger problem is the torrent of bot posts on this sub recently. Some of them aren't even goon bait, they're just straight up racist or misogynistic.

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u/TwasAnChild Roland Emmerich defender 13d ago

The increased bot activity is a overall reddit problem. We try to remove the obvious ones but they are getting pretty ingenious and subsequently harder to identify.

Also reddit has made it exponentially harder to judge an account's validity by giving malicious users the ability to hide their post/comment history.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV I’m the Joker baby! 13d ago

I simply assume everyone who hides their post history is malicious

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u/TartineMyAxe 13d ago

I'm malicious

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u/SaintHayet 13d ago

Can I just say you absolutely ate for this movie cover. I didn't watch it but you look ethereal.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 13d ago

I dont want anyone seeing the weird porn I'm into

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 13d ago

Finally some honesty.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 13d ago

Holy shit that pic lol

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 13d ago

I would never hide my posts, I'm hilarious

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u/chalicehalffull 13d ago

Every once in awhile I want to reference an old post. So I go through my history reading comments and think ‘damn I am funny’.

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u/Electrical_Clock_298 13d ago

I am plotting against you actively.

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u/Aluxanatomy 13d ago

I'm delicious.

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u/Far_Eye6555 13d ago

I hide mine because Real Madrid fans on r/soccer wouldn’t stop fucking harassing my account after I talked shit about them last year. It was genuinely insane. They wouldn’t leave me alone for weeks

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u/ManCoveredInBees go back to the club 13d ago

I simply hide mine so no one sees me shitposting in this hellhole

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u/SingleDigitVoter DonCheadleAMA 13d ago

Facts.

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u/KlausVonLechland 13d ago

And most of the times when you check why they hide their history is either a malicious activity or spam (to hit karma threshold for maliciously activity).

It feels like 1 in 10 people do it just for others to not stalk them.

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u/Phyraxus56 13d ago

Im surprised everyone doesn't do it

Redditors are fucking creeps

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u/Bonejangles_ 13d ago

Fr make a post opposite to someone's beliefs and you dont have that shit turned off, now you have a permanent downvote and snark comment on everything else you post

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u/Phyraxus56 13d ago

"Oh you like knitting haha what a loser"

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u/Lysergic_Resurgence 5d ago

I've been using reddit for 14 years and get into political arguments a lot and I've never had that happen to me. Not saying it never happens, but it's not common.

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u/Iorith 13d ago

Yup, there is very little reason for your average user to need to see your post history.

This ain't Facebook.

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u/KlausVonLechland 13d ago

There is a good reason to look though people's accounts. Mostly when they do arts and crafts, looking for their other projects.

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u/WhimsicalPlum 13d ago

I do it only because I'm in a lot of subreddits and I'm sick of people stalking my posts and/or comments and making judgements on me based on assumptions. I just want my question answered or to share something that made me happy lol, I don't need redditors seeing my chronic illness posts and claiming I'm not disabled because I wanted to show a cute pic of my cats. Also people will do that to try and catch you in a "gotcha" and as someone who had to grow up in a maga Christian household I've had my fair fucking share of "gotchas" and I'm over it. I know who I am and what I believe in, it's annoying to have strangers choose who you are based on one thing they misunderstood in your post history. It's personal preference for me, I don't think there's many wrong ways to do it unless you're nasty

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u/JHerbY2K 13d ago

I don't need Emma Watson stalking me again thanks very much

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u/Novel-Special5114 13d ago

My favorites are the people who keep their mental illness on full display, no shame. However I assume anyone with an account creation date in the past 3 months is a bot/shill/sock puppet.

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u/Altruistic_Web3924 13d ago

I feel attacked.

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u/superpositioned 13d ago

Eh, the wife and I both hide ours. Id rather not have people snooping tbh

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u/StoppableHulk 13d ago

I dont hide my post history but I am malicious

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u/poopsmcbuttington 13d ago

We’re not all malicious! I hide my post history bc a family member found out my Reddit name and no one in my real life needs to know how much I post about my hyperfixations (mostly birds and identifying lookalikes)

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV I’m the Joker baby! 13d ago

Ugh, there's a reason why we use random usernames

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u/ripgoodhomer 13d ago

I hid my back when people were trying to get anyone who criticize Charlie Kirk fired. 

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u/Sad-Juice-732 Neil breens #1 fan 13d ago

I assume it’s all furry porn when they hide their post history

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE 1d ago

If you’re active in a lot of local subreddits, it’s almost necessary. I don’t have anything to hide, but I could be doxxed in 30 seconds. 

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u/lxmohr 13d ago

I don’t want my online footprint to lead back to my real life, I’m so malicious

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u/Iorith 13d ago

Nah, some people simply value privacy and know some people will try to dox you if they don't like you. It isn't a perfect solution but it's helpful.

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u/renome 13d ago

Can't hide your posting history from Google. If you google site:reddit.com along with a particular username in quotes, you can still browse their full posting history. Very useful for figuring out bots that just spam conflicting chatgpt stories all day long.

E.g., here's the minimal query you'd use to search your own posting history:

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Areddit.com+%22TwasAnChild%22

It's not as convenient as just clicking on a profile but it's the next best thing.

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u/MrNobody_0 13d ago

It's funny how people think they can have any anonymity on the internet. Do people actually think that hiding their post history makes them invisible?

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u/Iorith 13d ago

No, but I do think people who stalk strangers online are fucking weird.

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u/MrNobody_0 13d ago

Yeah, no shit. There's a lot of fucking weirdos on the internet. That's why I'll never post pictures of myself or my family anywhere online.

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u/Soldier_Faerie 13d ago

I'd recommend installing r/BotBouncer! Bot accounts that are flagged are banned (with all posts removed immediately) from all subreddits that have it installed, it's very effective!

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u/Due_Answer_4230 13d ago

Yep. Bots passed the Turing test a couple years ago. All you can do is hope the human governing the bots is kind of dumb and can’t create the overall profile of a person, but as you said, Reddit protects and enables bots by hiding history.

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u/psioniclizard 13d ago

A lot of the horny posts are from bots or commented on to grow karma

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u/chronicbruce27 13d ago

Dead internet theory got hands

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u/Weird-Associate-4739 13d ago

Bot literally posted a fox new article 2 minutes ago too. lmao

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u/GreenZebra23 13d ago

And some are are just inane cookiecutter engagement bait like "name a bald actor" or whatever. Relatively benign on a general entertainment sub, apart from turning the entire internet into slop, but effectively spam on a sub like this. It feels stupid expressing a serious opinion about spamming up a shitposting/jerk subreddit, but Jesus Christ let us have this one thing

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u/TheGeneral_Specific 13d ago

Art imitates life

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 13d ago

Think the bigger problem is the mods telling you they'll know if you do it somewhere else and telling you not to do it at all.

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u/Poultrymancer 13d ago

If those bots could read they'd be very upset 

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u/InterestingRatio8218 13d ago

1984

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u/quatroquatro0 Sydney Sweeney orfan 13d ago

1408 (2007)

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u/Rishtu 13d ago

2012

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u/SingleDigitVoter DonCheadleAMA 13d ago

(.)(.)

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u/sexxi_denuta 13d ago

80085

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u/BillyFaust 13d ago

"they're called boobs, aren't they?" - Erin Brockovich (2000)

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u/sundaycreep The Room 13d ago

58008 0804 (hobo boobs)

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u/handlit33 13d ago

1917 (2019)

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

1984: 2 Electric Boogaloo

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u/BorbLorbin 13d ago

Literally 1969

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u/buyzeals 13d ago

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

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u/cbass817 approved virgin 13d ago

Literally...

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u/WhatAboutBob77 13d ago

I came here specifically to chuckle at cinematic movie shitposts, and I all got was a lesson in dead pornstars (seriously, that’s grim).

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u/VampiRimili88 Sydney Sweeney orfan 13d ago

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u/AmadanBod 13d ago

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 13d ago
  • First they came for the gooners
  • And I did not speak out
  • Because I was not a gooner

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u/Herandar 13d ago

Then they come for the bullet pointers, and you're screwed, buddy.

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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 13d ago

That was the Sweenmilkers era. Before that was the Ana de Armas fart era. Before that it was Eva Green.
https://giphy.com/gifs/0JmwdI6gYrJopwiYOM

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u/DocBigBrozer 13d ago

Catch up with times. We're on Winonas boobs now...

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u/TheRedditAppisTrash 13d ago

Where else am I supposed to see boobs on the internet?

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

Just look down at your own

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u/sundaycreep The Room 13d ago

Yes! And be specific!

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u/SadProjection 13d ago

cancel culture strikes again

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 13d ago

I thought this was free country. You goddamn commies!!1!

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik 13d ago

The god is dead. The mods killed him.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

God's Not Dead (2014)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik 13d ago

God is dead (2008) by Jay D. Zimmerman.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

Saving God (2008)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik 13d ago

Killing God (2017) by Caye Casas and Albert Pinto.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

God Help Me (2006)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik 13d ago

God Will Not Help (2025) by Hana Jušić

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

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u/Yerslovekzdinischnik 13d ago

The Devil Is a Lie (2025) by Tye Banks.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

An Interview with God (2018)

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u/Beelzebeaut11 13d ago

Im an American and im going to goon while it's still legal.

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u/Punished_Prigo 13d ago

It's illegal for you to ask me that

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u/LostMallDoll 13d ago

what the fuck is a kino meme?

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u/douxsoumis 13d ago

Pretty sure it's one of them pokeymans

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u/SUMMATMAN 13d ago

With the pokey, and the man's, and the caw caw caw

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u/BorbLorbin 13d ago

There were 69 comments when I clicked on the post so who is the real hornyposter here? Hmmmmmods?

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u/Blathithor 13d ago

Just one bosom is large? Im pretty sure its both

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u/altercube 13d ago

gay

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u/TwasAnChild Roland Emmerich defender 13d ago

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u/okbuddyfourtwenty 13d ago

First rule of goonposting

  • never talk about goonposting
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u/Cobalt_Haze9 13d ago

It is the ultimate gay movie and everyone knows it.

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u/Nemisis_007 13d ago

Tarantino would argue that Top Gun is, but I can't argue with neither.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

Pride Month 2 (2026)

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u/hazycrazey 13d ago

That’s it, I’m leaving the sub

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen 13d ago

because the mods posted an n-word joke?

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u/Summoner475 13d ago

Removing the jerk from the circlejerk.

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u/Aluxanatomy 13d ago

Just food for thought: I blocked two accounts, and 90% of the Millyposting magically vanished.

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u/godless_endeavor 13d ago

Remember when men could be men, enjoy locker room talk and have some good old misogyny as a treat? This post isn’t the country I grew up in.

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u/got-trunks 13d ago

All roads lead to Quentin. All Quentins lead to feet. All feet lead to gooning.

OP. You need to ban roads.

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 13d ago

*Last Post plays softy in background.

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u/ElasticTurd 13d ago

Is this because of Tom Hollands abs?

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u/Whole_Spell_7961 I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 13d ago

RANDOM YASSIFIED ACTRESS WITH BLOWN UP TATAS ONLY HALF THE COMMENTERS CAN RECOGNIZE

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u/TerribleRecord666 13d ago

You underestimate my ability to goon, good sir mod!

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u/Far_Eye6555 13d ago

How many of these horny posting announcements have we had bc I swear we just got reminded of this like a couple months ago

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u/The-Mad-Bubbler 13d ago

Unfortunately, they're still very necessary.

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u/Loreki 13d ago

I'm supportive, but could we have horny post Wednesdays (we can call it Hump Day), with a long list of banned obvious people Milly Alcock, Sydney Sweeney, Zendaya, Florence Pugh ,etc.

I think it would still be perfectly appropriate and in keeping with the comedy of the okbuddy style to horny post say, Richard Kind or Sarah Jessica Parker.

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u/SirHolyCow 13d ago

Wtf, you’re a mod here too? Based.

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u/Karthy_Romano 13d ago

Thank fucking god, was honestly about to unsub.

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u/Technical-Mistake122 13d ago

Why is this still up: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1umjsqh/comment/ovctk16/?context=3

Breaks three sub rules, I guess as long as it isnt "horny posting" yall are cool?

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u/RichKlutzy6291 12d ago

Upvoting and replying to get attention from mods, to which I give the benefit of the doubt

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u/Technical-Mistake122 12d ago

They probably posted it. Sub is cooked. 

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u/DadCelo 7d ago

If there are no consequences, what is the point of a warning.

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u/whokilledsgtpeppers approved virgin 13d ago

wish people would realize their hony posts arent funny and most of the time they read as a forced joke by someone addicted to porn or just plain misogyny

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u/ebola84 13d ago

Isn’t that what the upvotes are for?

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u/DrCodyRoss 13d ago

Brothers, on this 4th of July, it’s time to goon like our founding fathers did in the name of freedom. These colors don’t run.

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u/hesonthemoon 13d ago

I've never been the the cinema (I'm a gold star cinophile) what does Kino mean

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u/ricanrager 13d ago

Thank God I can't read

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u/VayuAir 13d ago

Thank goodness

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u/BlueStar4440 I’m the Joker baby! 13d ago

1984 (1956)

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u/-JackTheRipster- 13d ago

Cool, I don't care about who any of you think is hot.

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u/DaedricDude 13d ago

oh thank god

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u/danleon950410 13d ago

Ok: where was this during the Chalamet thirst?

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u/unique_futility 13d ago

the meesa horny flair while announcing a hornyposting ban is sending me. whoever made that image with "us more than a year back" is spot on too, mods have been begging for this one forever. glad they finally wrote it out officially because the sydney sweeney spam was burying all the actual film discussion. it's wild how one actress can take over a whole sub and tank the whole atmosphere. saw the same thing happen with the euphoria premiere posts, nothing but thirst comments for weeks on end. hopefully the bot stuff that other commenter mentioned gets addressed too, that sounds way worse than hornyposting ever was.

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u/SinkerPenguin 13d ago

A second goonerposting ban post has hit the sub

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u/SelmonTheDriver 13d ago

How am I supposed to get my weekly goon fuel of Henry Cavill and Steven Segal?

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u/UFGarvin 13d ago

The war on heterosexuality is as strong as ever.

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u/fentown 13d ago

You think the kids out of school for the summer can read?

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u/Routine-Contract7343 13d ago

Literally 1984

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u/TeacatWrites 13d ago

Thank god Elliot Page transitioned or we'd have to deal with a lot more of this from the opposite side of the large-bosom fanbases.

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u/guilty_bystander 13d ago

"Otherwise wholesome"

Ok buddy

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u/AccomplishedEcho948 13d ago

Thank you.  I hate Syndey Fucking Sweeney.  Fucking overrated ass actress bruh.

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u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 11d ago

It is very much a problem.

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u/Iknowihavelooseends 9d ago

Without the Sween what are we even doing here

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u/KaelithraDuo 7h ago

the council will decide your fate after you say approved virgin out loud