r/mildlyinteresting • u/fappy29 • 14h ago

My Uncrustable came with an Uncrustable

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u/McRibSucks 14h ago

It was pregnant you monster

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u/CommonerChaos 8h ago

Unpregnable

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u/Ok_Whole4719 1h ago

Mike Tyson likes this

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u/SpeedBlitzX 5h ago

Reminds me of the pregnant turkey prank.

(People stuffing a chicken into a turkey before roasting the turkey) Then claiming the Turkey was expecting

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u/bpettry7 14h ago

Why your feet like that tho??? 😭

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u/Tashre 13h ago

OP is an anime girl

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u/rapidron 11h ago

👉👈

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 13h ago

r/derailedbydetails lmaooooo I came looking for a comment like this and I'm glad I didn't have to scroll far

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u/BIRDsnoozer 14h ago

Was gonna say the same thing. Weird!

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 14h ago

We walk like pidgins now catch up.

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u/Ocean_Spice 10h ago

… Pigeons?

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u/rapidron 14h ago

balance?

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u/APRengar 13h ago

The opposite of balance. Toes out gives you way more stability than toes in.

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u/benevolent_loaf 14h ago

Uncrustdouble

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u/ISwearIAmNotOnReddit 14h ago

Damn you beat me to it. I’m jelly…

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u/MajorFalcon71 13h ago

Awww, Peanut, it's butter to be smooth.

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u/chumer_ranion 14h ago

Uncrustwoble? 

2

u/twec21 11h ago

I was gonna go with uncruuncrustablestable but I like yours more

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u/izzittho 7h ago

I like yours too though.

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u/MoMoney3205 14h ago

There’s no way you stand like that organically

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u/-ferth 14h ago

Yo dawg…

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 13h ago

When you walk forward do you run into yourself?

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u/Regular_Somewhere548 14h ago

That's a club sandwich

3

u/BIRDsnoozer 14h ago

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

5

u/stevencastle 13h ago

I'm for 'em!

6

u/fomaaaaa 14h ago

Uncrustaception

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u/Choice_Ad_4847 14h ago

This bread is having a dream about another bread inside it

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u/TheShipEliza 14h ago

You know those uncrustables that are like…double uncrustables?

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u/cellardweller1234 8h ago

Still shocked that people buy these things.

2

u/Cool-Tangelo6548 14h ago

Uncrustableception

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u/supersoa 13h ago

Double prizes!

2

u/Manaze85 9h ago

Let’s go home and…eat

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u/Uncle-Badtouch 13h ago

Un(uncrustable)crustable

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u/nealoc187 10h ago

Yo dawg...

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u/f_u_g_g_y 14h ago

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory

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u/bigwilly311 14h ago

I can’t wait until they take a Hot Pocket and film it with a Steak ‘Em

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u/No_Print5268 14h ago

Did you buy double you'll uncrustables by mistake?

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u/Quasar-Strawberry 14h ago

Gotta love these surprise two-for-ones.

1

u/bagofdicks69 14h ago

"WE'RE IN A WAR, WE'RE IN A WAR"

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u/Triplesexx 13h ago

Damn dbl homicide

1

u/InYourVaj 13h ago

Immaculate Uncrustable

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u/nestcto 13h ago

What makes you so sure that your uncrustable came with an uncrustable and not the other way around?

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u/AboveBoard 13h ago

A double embryo, you're lucky. 

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u/Potential-Basis-9853 13h ago

…Wrapped in an enigma

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u/Yendor_Wing 13h ago

Uncrusdouble

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u/Gadfly_Avatar 12h ago

Yo I heard you like uncrustables. Have some uncrustables while you uncrustables.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 11h ago

Your uncrustable has become the crust.

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u/skepticcaucasian 11h ago

Uncrustableable

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u/spwnofsaton 9h ago

On an unrelated note but also relevant I saw from an article that Logan’s Roadhouse is going to do an Uncrustable burger.

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u/Thatdirtykid 9h ago

"Uncrusdouble"

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u/banananuttttt 8h ago

Lottery winner

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u/Boring-Summer8047 7h ago

Sweet! Double Decker!

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u/blahblahblah9685 6h ago

I would pay extra for this

1

u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 6h ago

Incrusteption

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u/neroselene 4h ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like uncrustables!

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u/Logitech4873 4h ago

What is this thing? A pastry?

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u/YoungDiscord 3h ago

Ununcrustcrustatableble

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u/Kuroiryuu 3h ago

An Incrustable?

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u/jargon_ninja69 1h ago

*INCEPTION BWAAAAAAAAM*

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u/ScrotusPendulus 1h ago

Uncrusdouble

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u/benedictvc 55m ago

uncrustuncrustableable

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u/Mark_Knight 11h ago

people eat this shit?

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u/Myzx 14h ago

Yo dawg we heard you like uncrustables

https://giphy.com/gifs/xmf00ANvBCTzG

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u/ssps 10h ago

TIL such a disgusting thing exists. wtf is wrong with people? Crust is a best part of sandwich. Otherwise it’s a soft goo. Makes no sense. 

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u/elMurpherino 11h ago

Dammit I eat so many uncrustables and have never been blessed with conjoined twins.