r/mildlyinteresting • u/Expert-Bat6227 • 17h ago

This mini bag of mini Doritos

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u/SirDrippinBalls 17h ago

Ok Andre the Giant

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u/Klin24 17h ago

"Anybody want a peanut err dorito?"

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u/Dematrus 13h ago

Anybody want a dorito?

Smells like a dogs feet-o!

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u/BRAX7ON 13h ago

Try the new Taco Bell Dorito burrito

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u/RGJ587 17h ago

Came here to post exactly this, and I am very happy to see the page full of Andre references.

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u/yungrii 15h ago

When I was a kid, early 90s, I rode in the same limo as Andre the giant!

It was just once. And he wasn't there. But, you know, felt pretty cool to a 9 year old.

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u/Nutzpdx 13h ago

I have some lesbian friends that look for this in their partners. "Dick Digits" is a term I have heard more than once.

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 17h ago

or Jeff Dabe, Arm Wrestler with abnormally large hands and forearms.

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u/bonneville97 13h ago

Jeff Dabe is the nicest dude. Ive fixed his cable 😂

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u/Schlumpfffff 15h ago

Holy shit his hand is as big as their TV!

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u/cowardanon 14h ago

Also there’s that arm wrestling guy on instagram - Jeff Dabe

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u/Impossible_Hyena7562 14h ago

My exact thought. Figured I’d see a bunch of big hand comments, but yours made my day

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u/BootsOfProwess 11h ago

This fellow needs to eat less salt and those doritos aren't helping.

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u/nah_this_aint_it 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BLxPyPNcfRXIUPxh6Q

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u/Jarl_Korr 17h ago

the hand over the face kills me lol

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u/barkandmoone 16h ago

It’s the pause for me. When his hand is literally next to his face. That look on his face is gold.

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u/Byizo ​ 14h ago

He let the intrusive thoughts win.

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u/AugustOfChaos 13h ago

And you know that Andre and Mean Gene were cackling over this after cameras stopped rolling.

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u/FelixTheJeepJr 16h ago

I’ve never noticed this before but Gene keeps his palm way lower than Andre’s to make the size difference look even bigger than it actually is.

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u/mxlespxles 15h ago

Good company man, that Gene. Knows how to sell

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 17h ago

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u/yosef_yostar 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dqi1XZCyPW4QU

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u/mouthful_quest 4h ago

That dirt on his fingers ain’t from changing engine oil

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u/SparkEE_JOE 8h ago

He doesn't finger bang, he finger nukes

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u/Lowbudget_soup 16h ago

Yep. This checks out.

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u/PerpetualConnection 9h ago

Daddy finger daddy finger where are you?

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u/Technical_Enema 17h ago

Bruh… I think you just got really big mitts

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u/WhatTheFlox 17h ago

Thumb looking like it needs it's own censor bar

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u/Bruzur 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lrJBFfUOwrCJwQYpHB

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u/waiting-for-the-sun 16h ago

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest... I don't even exercise!

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u/ScragglyGiblets 17h ago

Bro uses a perfectly good table to house a cardboard box, empty glass and 2 shoes, but props his tv, at the same height, on concrete blocks.

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u/TheRogueMoose 16h ago

Holy crap i missed that entirely, was too busy trying to figure out how absolutely massive this dude must actually be lol.

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u/addsomethingepic 16h ago

It looks like the legs on the tv are too wide for the table, but that’s still hilarious

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u/buttaknives 12h ago

A piece of wood would fix that. Plus he's using blocks as furniture so he doesn't care about something like a board to support the tv

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u/PibbleDad 16h ago

I was like “yall really missing the cinder blocks with these comments?”

It’s a half ounce bag but we got other things to talk about lol

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u/gwaydms 15h ago

Cinder blocks and boards = bachelor entertainment center

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u/aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh 16h ago

Not just two shoes, three shoes. And no way they belong to op based on his hand size

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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ ​ 13h ago

itd be pretty funny if he had tiny dainty feet though

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u/airwalker08 15h ago

Don't insult anther man's entertainment center. Especially when that man can palm an entire bag of Doritos.

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u/Kasti0 16h ago

Somehow it’s 3 shoes

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u/xLFODTx 16h ago

The TV legs are way wider than that table.

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u/suhfaulic 15h ago

Pretty sure that's a bong on the table. So.. makes a bit of sense.

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u/CrazyBigHog 16h ago

This and the pink controller and headphones give me the feeling that this is a single dad’s house. I might be wrong though.

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u/DSOTMAnimals 16h ago

Maybe. I’m a married man with no kids and I buy pink a lot because I like the color. I don’t get caught on gender stereotypical colors. I just buy what I like.

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u/AWtheTP 14h ago

Dead lol.

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u/RGJ587 13h ago

Tv has a weird stand, with small spokes on the far sides of the screen. 

The table is shorter than the width of the TV, so the TV cant be put on it, because of its weird stand. 

Dude improvised with cinder blocks. I appreciate the ingenuity. Hope he gets a real table soon though 

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u/Texammy 9h ago

I'm seeing 3 shoes man .

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 17h ago

God damn pack of bananas for hands 😂. Bros walking around with catchers mits lol

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u/FroZenGhoSt67 17h ago

A hand of bananas

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u/ThatIckyGuy 16h ago

Careful with this video, it's an antique.

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u/Any_Chemistry_2169 17h ago

Your thumb looks like the size of my..

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u/RCer1986 17h ago

...thumb?

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u/JDM713 ​ 14h ago

JOHNSON!

https://giphy.com/gifs/UtymVt10zlXPCo6FL3

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u/cybernekonetics 13h ago

Dick? Take a look out of starboard.

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u/imnojezus 15h ago

Yes, that's a 12 oz can. If his freinds are to be believed, he could polish off over 100 of them in a sitting.

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u/Toiretachi 15h ago

Finger so big you could push a hard boiled egg through his ring.

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u/WildBad7298 9h ago

Supposedly Andre once passed out drunk in a hotel lobby. Since he was too large for staff to move him, the hotel simply put velvet ropes around him and let him sleep it off.

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u/emoHerman 17h ago

TV stand is legit

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u/This-Unit-1954 16h ago

That’s not going anywhere

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u/-Dixieflatline 17h ago

I hate this type of calorie marketing approach. "100 calorie packs". Only 100 calories! Yes, because there are like 3 chips in there.

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 17h ago

I mean it's probably good for people who lack self-control and will finish the whole bag every time, but not go back for a second bag. That ain't me. I would eat the whole box of tiny bags 😂

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u/-Dixieflatline 17h ago

True, but I'd sooner just skip it if it is this small. It's only disappointment at this serving size. Even the smaller of the regular ones is only 200-250ish calories. There's nothing wrong with that size now and then.

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 17h ago

For sure and I'd even say if you're dieting it's good to portion out what you can have then and work on self control. It's what will make your weight loss stick long term. It's hard as hell, but you keep doing it until you have that control. I lost 30lbs and have kept it off, but I also don't keep chips in the house 😂

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u/Embarrassed-Share533 17h ago

You are either a giant or it's actually small

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 17h ago

Fe Fi Fo Fum

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u/distancedandaway 17h ago

Bro is gonna get dms

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u/ACorDC 17h ago

Thats a fuckin paw

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u/nicsaweiner 17h ago

OP are you jeff dabe?

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u/QuestionablePotato42 16h ago

plot twist: it's a regular size bag

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u/uberiffic 17h ago

Girls dont even want to fuck OP, they just want the old hitchhiker from him. Andre the Giant ass lookin thumbs.

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u/thestockheroic 17h ago

Cock must be huge

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u/fadedpln 17h ago

When she says "yeah I like a thumb in my ass" endboss

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u/cheslyn_d102018 17h ago

It’s basically a small cock, so yeah, I’d still take that thumb in my ass.

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u/yosef_yostar 16h ago

that ring finger tho....

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u/Expert-Bat6227 13h ago

You in Colorado? 😏

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u/PuddinHead742 17h ago

Seven dollars.

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u/ProStrats 17h ago

On discount.

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u/_rispro 17h ago

No, big hand

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u/gatogatogatogo 17h ago

Need banana for scale.

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u/thait84 17h ago

"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when..."

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u/warrenjt 17h ago

Nice bag of chip.

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u/shane373 16h ago

Are......are those cinder blocks?

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u/Proxymophandlemama 16h ago

Even if that bag is mini, your thumbs are still gigantic

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u/Sanjuro7880 16h ago

Full bag isn’t it you gargantuan?

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u/th3rdeye_ 16h ago

Ham-hands over here

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u/prw8201 16h ago

Put it next to your junk and I bet it makes it look huge.

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u/Skr000 15h ago

Jesus, banana mitts

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 15h ago

My guy, put the baseball mitt down first.

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u/BIRDsnoozer 14h ago

What is this?... A dorito bag for ANTS?... It needs to be at least twice the size!

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u/Phlebbie 14h ago

Okay now you need to hold a banana

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u/garry4321 14h ago

Jesus fuck the guy has CHODE HANDS

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u/forever_backordered 13h ago

Are you jeff dabe?

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u/Lava_Lamp_Glob 13h ago

Absolute THOMB

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u/dicknotrichard 13h ago

I just got a bag of these at my kids school orientation. They are perfect for the little kids.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 13h ago

please save the bag. clean it out and dry it. flatten it. put it in the microwave and enjoy! only do it for maybe 5-7 seconds YMMV but it'll shrink the chip bag into like 1/16th the normal size and you can still read the nutrition facts! it gets a little crinkley but its all good. dont do this unless you own the microwave bc you might mess up the microwave. it probably wont break the microwave but just a heads up

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u/Leggy_Brat 12h ago

Pretty sure that's a regular bag

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 12h ago

That’ll be 75¢…

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u/Kichard 12h ago

I’ve seen these before but they were marijuana infused lol.

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u/AbXcape 12h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, Girth Brooks

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u/AverageZhoe 6h ago

bro those hulk hand

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u/cheslyn_d102018 17h ago

2 of my fingers 😋😏🙏🏻

1 of those fingers??? 😈🫪😵💦💦💦

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u/KnightMDK 17h ago

I got a box of 130 of these. Well, not just Doritos. Its got Cheetos, Sun Chips, Funyuns (so funyun cute this ones are.) Pretzel and the Cool Ranch Doritos.

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u/Embarrassed-Boss-40 17h ago

One of my perks for work is they provide snacks and they recently switched to these tiny bags. Everyone takes twice as many now lol

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u/Pretty_Eater 17h ago

I guess I'll have to remind myself not to use vending machines in the swamp?

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u/shocktopper1 17h ago

ok Bruce Banner

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u/JackpineSavage74 17h ago

Looks like Andre the giant holding a beer

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u/Melodic_Song4224 17h ago

It's like the fun size version needed its own fun size version

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u/GregBoo 17h ago

This man’s thumb weighs 12 lbs 8 oz.

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u/Canadian0101 17h ago

Your poor wife.

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u/TheSamurabbi 17h ago

That’s not Doritos that’s Dorito.

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u/mbush525 17h ago

years ago, anything that small was a Beanie Baby item to my kid!

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u/HappyGimp 17h ago

UK large

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u/ferdinostalking 17h ago

Flashbacks to that ogre hand 4chan post

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u/glasscoaster 17h ago

Is that a mini bag or your hand is just ginormous? O.o

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u/neloish 16h ago

Karma conspiracy.

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u/texasdiver 16h ago

All I can see

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u/Klonoadice 16h ago

I'm genuinely curious how many chips were inside. 6 maybe?

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u/The-Jesus_Christ 16h ago

The longer I look at this picture the more unsettling it becomes lol

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u/Cyptark 16h ago

14g!! Lol thats a half ounce of tiny doritoes.

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u/Immer_Susse 16h ago

We know, we know. You can’t help it you’re the biggest and the strongest.

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u/TheOrangeSplat 16h ago

He's gonna wreck it!

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u/ugh0017 16h ago

Did you buy that at a special grocery store for giants?

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u/H_M_C 16h ago

Waiting to see a mini watermelon now

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u/cmomo80 16h ago

What is that? Doritos for ants

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u/Previous_Sky_369 16h ago

How many chips were in the bag?

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u/Maleficent-Pen-2991 16h ago

Are the chips mini too? Teeny tiny triangles? Shark teeth to the roof of the mouth?

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u/Rows_My_Own 16h ago

That's the $4 bag, right?

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u/Bruhahah 16h ago

Only time I've seen hands like that is acromegaly, like Andre the Giant

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u/XxBig_D_FreshxX 16h ago

So a bag of air

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u/Armageddon-666 16h ago

You mean mini bag of Dorito*

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u/NemeanMiniLion 16h ago

That thumb is an entire person

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 16h ago

That’s a large hand!!

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u/Disastrous-Map-8153 16h ago

For research purposes, can you show it in the hands of someone with average sized hands?

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u/shauni55 16h ago

I was at a sporting event and bought a hot dog and added a bag of chips for $1. these are what they gave me. There were like 4, mini chips in it. I was so annoyed.

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u/EVEseven 16h ago

Holy cow. Look at that absolute unit of a thumb

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u/KinshasaPR 16h ago

This is either AI or that arm wrestling dude with the giant hands 😂

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u/LackingUtility 16h ago

That's how I feel about espresso cups.

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u/YoloBeaches8 16h ago

And the mini chips too 😂

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u/MiddleCentipede 16h ago

I said MANY Doritos!

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u/Naps_and_cheese 16h ago

Found Jeff Dabe's reddit account.

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u/Rocklobster92 15h ago

The one chip challenge?

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u/DeeEmm 15h ago

Um, that’s a bag of Dorito.

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u/jonny5isalive1 15h ago

These little bags piss me off. My wife was like look I got 50 bags of Doritos or something like that and then they were these tiny little things. The little Doritos are like the width of your pinky.

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u/Zackattack1170 15h ago

What are those? Doritos for ants?

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u/pappybug214 15h ago

That bag has 3 doritos

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u/jefbenet ​ 15h ago

Did you enjoy both of the chips inside?

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u/Skipping_Shadow 15h ago

Opens it and shows us hobbitsss!!!

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u/CustardLow2671 15h ago

Look at the Big Show over here

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u/MamaFen 15h ago

Judging by your hand, that's actually a full size bag of doritos.

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u/myworklogin777 15h ago

Hulk hands.

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u/OFFICIALINSTANTPARTY 15h ago

Are you absolutely certain that’s a mini bag of Doritos? 😂

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u/the_amazing_skronus 15h ago

They should make the packaging edible too

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u/Spell3ound 15h ago

"this huge F*cking hand"

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u/CreativeFraud 15h ago

We got those at the space I volunteer at. We did not reorder them. What a sad sad joke.

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u/I-Boom 15h ago

Who puts their TV on cinder blocks?

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u/BFaus916 15h ago

What age group is okay with this? Your preschooler would just stare at you if you tried to put this in their lunch bag.

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u/st-shenanigans 15h ago

These hands look like the natural enemy of the roku remote

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u/svxnn 15h ago

Coming soon: single packaged dorito

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u/cieg 15h ago

I just had one of these! 70 calories! Got it in my gift bag checking in at a hotel!

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u/Silentwarfare13 15h ago

One thumbs up and you lose your girlfriend

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u/Elbananaso 15h ago

Ogryn with the cornstarch bag

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 15h ago

"Hands like scoop shovels 🤲" as my Oma would say

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u/Ship-Helpful 15h ago

Is the bag mini orr...

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u/FallenAzraelx 14h ago

Big hand jokes aside I wanna know how many chips were in there