r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Where I found my headphone after falling asleep with it in

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u/Bitalin 1d ago

Do you live inside the wall?

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u/xfearthehiddenx 1d ago edited 1d ago

We don't talk about Bruno.

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u/Valuable-Locksmith21 1d ago

Well, that's in my head for the day.

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u/Typical_Sunrise29 23h ago

The way that movie kinda fucked with my childhood trauma, and ultimately opened a door and helped. Great movie. Had the album on repeat for months with the kids, didn’t mind it. :)

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u/beeerite 19h ago

It does such a good job illustrating the existence and impact of generational trauma. I didn’t realize it the first time I watched it because the weight of the abuela’s expectations on her family felt so heavy for me, and I didn’t understand why the movie was so popular. Mirabel standing up for herself is so empowering. Setting boundaries is still seen as hurtful behavior against someone else in my family. I’m determined not to pass this trauma on to my kids.

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u/ChaosMackenzie 20h ago

Lin Manuel Miranda writes some of the BEST songs, he's a legend

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u/CastorVT 11h ago

Fun fact: Thanks to covid, encanto was still a flop at release.

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u/TrickySource2818 23h ago

Damn, son, do you know how many days I’ve gone without that song in my head? You broke a hell of a streak!

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u/Max136136 16h ago

For me it was "Can't Get You Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue, thanks to that gif 🤣

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u/TruePadawan 21h ago

What song?

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u/Majin_Sus 21h ago

We don't talk about Bruno from the movie Encanto. Great movie, banging soundtrack.

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u/Dshibbs89 1d ago

No, no, no

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u/Pheonxs 21h ago

Damn it, you beat me to it!

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u/Ragnara92 1d ago

BUT

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u/theoneandonlywillis 1d ago

IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY

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u/Equivalent-Big-9993 23h ago

WE WERE GETTING READY AND THERE WASN’T A CLOUD IN THE SKY

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u/theoneandonlywillis 23h ago

No clouds allowed in the sky

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u/LadyJR Look, mom, I made a flair! 23h ago

Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin

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u/TheCannoliWizard 23h ago

THUNDER

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u/NightsThyroid 23h ago

You telling this story or am I?!

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u/lucid_fox_ 22h ago

I'm sorry mi vida go on

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u/SakuraTacos 23h ago

DUN DUN DUN

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u/Kylearean 23h ago

No no no no.

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u/Academic_Carrot_4533 20h ago

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Longjumping-Ad-5367 20h ago

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u/LazyLabRat 20h ago

Well it’s not really your business, is it?

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u/rubberboyLuffy 10h ago

It kind of is

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u/Libertine1187 19h ago

People Under The Stairs

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u/Albrecht_Entrati 19h ago

Maybe he is the wall, you never know.

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u/noshanks 1d ago

What you guys don’t sleep next to a hole filled with spiderwebs?

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u/Economy_Yogurt_8037 1d ago

Nobody wants their stuff to fall, but nobody wants it caught in a spider web either. Can’t please everyone!

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u/GfrzD 1d ago

I stuff the gaps with old clothes. Things dont fall and the spiders can live happily out of sight.

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u/FloatnPuff 18h ago

OP is singlehandedly boosting that "number of spiders a person eats in their sleep" stat

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u/Chi_TownBulls6x 1d ago

Honestly anyone who doesn't is missing out

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u/No_Bandicoot2316 23h ago

This but so genuinely. I love my spiders I love seeing what they're up to they keep me company

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u/dogpoopquestion 20h ago

Yea and I love having them next my bed where I sleep so that they can crawl into my ears as they please

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u/GenericGazebo 17h ago

you could've kept that thought to yourself, but you just had to subject me to it.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 15h ago

You'd rather have a millipede crawl into your ear? Spiders are free pest control. They don't even like warm wet spaces, they like cold dry ones

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u/MattTheGr8 18h ago

Georg’s pantry, we call it

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u/AdministrativeFoot33 1d ago

Were you sleeping in an abandoned house?

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u/Milkteahoneyy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Guys I’m in a cabin in the woods I’m not homeless, unkempt, or friends with those spiders. I barely know them.

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u/Demented_D 1d ago

If you find a book that looks like this, leave it alone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWKHYi4EWwd01bTHSk

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u/Gestasos 23h ago

Na, read it, how much worse can things get really?

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u/MegasRC 23h ago

It is just 50 shades of grey leatherback edition.

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u/Ser_Machonach0 16h ago

Fleshlight cover included!

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u/ClatzyM 9h ago

I don’t know wether to upvote or downvote you

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u/West-Flow-577 22h ago

Klaatu barada *cough*nikto(?)*cough*

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u/WilliamsTell 22h ago

I'm not sure if I could take McConnell as a deadite...

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u/camrynb_6 1d ago

Yeah the gaping slits in the wall touching the bed explain it

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u/JimmyCBoi 23h ago

Is that literal daylight coming through the walls of your cabin? No wonder you got spiders.

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u/DragoonDM 22h ago

"Cabin" feels like an overly charitable descriptor. Shack might be more apt.

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u/Gloomheart 23h ago

Right? With the fuckin bed right beside the open wall. Naaaaahhhhhh. It should be dead centre of the room, max distance from spider-ness at all times. Preferably with a moat.

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u/robertcas22 22h ago

A lava moat would suffice

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u/Capital_Pea 21h ago

but you need the spiders to catch the bugs that come in at night through those gaps in the wood. If this was my cottage (in Canada) the mosquitos would have my blood drained in a night LOL.

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u/Sticky_And_Sweet 19h ago

My thought immediately went to the millions of mosquitoes coming in 😭

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u/pierre_x10 1d ago

But your shoes are off, so according to reddit lore, you're also dead

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 1d ago

They’ve been dead the whole time!

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u/Huju-ukko 1d ago

Now those spiders live in his skull and make reddit posts.

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u/Aeseld 23h ago

Shush. That's just a myth. Everyone knows that spiders don't puppet human corpses to hang out on Reddit. 

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u/rangeo 23h ago

Aaaaaaand Netflix has a new show

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u/Aeseld 23h ago

I mean, they've done stranger things. 

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u/TheMalkManCometh 23h ago

Ironically as it turned out, Vecna basically did the inverse of this to the Mind Flayer

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u/Dismal_Branch_8902 21h ago

It's the new Reddit policy, after you die, a bot takes over your account.

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u/LastBossTV 20h ago

I always find those kinds of plots to be neat. OP, I think you're neat!

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u/Sighberpunk 22h ago

OP is the ghost haunting the cabin in the woods

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u/Snoo_63003 1d ago

Idk, that corner looks pretty unkempt to me.

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u/Mewiibo 1d ago

Wow the dogs out? For free? In this economy?

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u/Professor-Submarine 23h ago

Those gaps are massive lmao no way I could sleep here

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u/smithstephaniel 1d ago

Well, I think you should ask them some questions about themselves to get to know them better.

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u/Far_Ordinary4068 23h ago

Just don't overdo it, so it doesn't sound like an interrogation.

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u/smithstephaniel 23h ago

Yes. Spiders can be very shy.

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u/pugfu 1d ago

OP you can’t post feet pics for free in this economy!

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u/Electronic-Green82 22h ago

Why bother having windows when you can just look out the wall?

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u/Least_Intentional298 23h ago

Spider? I barely know her!

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u/AmelieLeFrance 1d ago

The spiders say otherwise.

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u/the_rabbit_king 23h ago

It must feel bad a black widow owns your ear buds now

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u/Tequslyder 23h ago

Yeah sure buddy!

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u/sirhackenslash 23h ago

Wait a minute...is this Groundskeeper Willy?

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u/Adventurous-Text-561 16h ago

Honestly cozy as fuck.

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u/RedEyesCrackDragon 1d ago

Now’s a good time to make friends with those spiders.

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u/No-Fennel-8629 1d ago

Yeah those look like spider webs. Probably an abandoned house

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u/trying_to_learn_too 1d ago

How are you sure that's not an ear canal?

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 1d ago

OPs fault for using an AirPod for ants. 

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u/chopstick_chakra 1d ago

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u/Unbelievabro 1d ago

IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST 3 TIMES THIS BIG!

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 1d ago

It’s pronounced gif not gif. 

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u/chopstick_chakra 22h ago

I refuse to use the J, you don't look a jift horse in the mouth or do things in a giffy.

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u/cristianlee 23h ago

Probably haunted, too

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 22h ago

No longer abandoned if the spiders have taken it over

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u/Bub_bele 23h ago

It’s not abandoned. It clearly has many residents.

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u/Rogueshoten 1d ago

Either that or just plain Australia.

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u/Periador 23h ago

whats under the bed is forgotten to time

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u/chili81 1d ago

Go to harbor freight and get this for $5 unless you like spiders more than I do.

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u/Sea-Money-6742 23h ago

Lmao those tools are awesome. I bought one after I dropped my keys in a storm drain.

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u/Reeenchen 20h ago

A dude I know got one of these for picking up candy during the local carnival parade. We were all like, "this is genius, why didn't I think of this?"

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u/MaxGoop 22h ago

What are these called?

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u/bibblebonk 22h ago

long grabby thing

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u/ZombieGod_TM 1d ago

Why tf do you sleep next to that?

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 1d ago

The webs 'usually' catch anything that falls down there and the spiders bring it back up to you.

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u/TheTallestHobbit22 1d ago

Such well-behaved spiders.

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u/Ok-Maize-7553 19h ago

Honestly if a spider pays rent (catches bugs) and sticks to the roommate agreement (staying tf away from me) we cool I let em hang

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u/TheWiseBeast 23h ago

OP should be more worried about what happened to the spiders.

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u/natt_myco 1d ago

Ah yep, That makes sense, Good thinkin'

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u/Ipayforsex69 1d ago

So the spiders can lay eggs in their tummy while they sleep. You don't sleep next to something like this? Do you hate nature?

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u/natt_myco 1d ago

Honestly surprised more people aren't doing this, All for no littering then turn their backs to the spiders.

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u/RugbyEdd 1d ago

Keeps the flies away

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman GREEN 1d ago

Nature's mosquito nets.

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u/Diessel_S 23h ago

Seriously. My grandma is seething when she sees the spider web in the corner of my room, but i refuse to dust it, that little guy took so many mosquitos away

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u/Fuggaak 1d ago

You need to clean your shit

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u/Spare_Iron127 1d ago

At least now they have the motivation, but let’s be honest that’s not happening lol

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u/PurpleCritter 23h ago

Hopefully next time they lose the other side headphone, so they get a full free pair if they clean it! /s

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u/PlainBread 23h ago

Bold of you to assume that's their shit.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 1d ago

Maybe even cleanse it. With fire.

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u/Technical-Region-669 22h ago

Not their shit

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u/Lissypooh628 1d ago

Do you sleep in a dungeon?

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u/Empty-Escape-9045 1d ago

You sleeping in Luigi’s mansion??

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u/ImpossibleJedi4 1d ago

Do you live in the Spider Dimension???

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u/TesseractToo ( * ^ - ^ * ) 1d ago

OP is a spider

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u/Davenator_98 23h ago

Found a photo of OP

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u/No-Regret-4299 18h ago

Noooo dont dox him:(

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u/Davenator_98 17h ago

I'm sure no-one will bat an eye

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u/Above-new-zealand BLACK 1d ago

Where tf did you fall asleep at, haunted house??

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u/Ninja-Panda70 1d ago

What the hell ami I looking at?

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u/ALKNST 22h ago

It looks like my bed, pallet bed platform, gets spiderwebbed within a week of cleaning it

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u/ReivynNox 23h ago

I'd be mildly concerned about the proximity of that to my sleeping place.

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u/princessfret 1d ago

OP’s earphone has been claimed by the oubliette

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u/kidnorther 1d ago

Urban legends say we swallow 7 spiders in our lifetime during sleep

This MF swallow 7 a night

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u/LordMeme42 19h ago

We found him.

Spiders Georg.

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u/Icy_Refrigerator4140 1d ago

This is either rage bait or engagement bait

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u/thermjuice 20h ago

Enragement bait

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u/DangerousClouds 22h ago

Or…both

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u/funkystay 1d ago

Flowers in the Attic vibe

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u/FeralPsychonaut 1d ago

More like that one movie, based on the Stephen King novels tbh

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u/cseyferth 23h ago

Oh yeah, that one...

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u/FeralPsychonaut 23h ago

Dreamcatcher. It just took me a minute to remember the name.

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u/arseleak 1d ago

Did you fall asleep for 7 years?

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u/wikowiko33 23h ago

Is this a colonoscopy video still frame? 

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u/eggs-salad 1d ago

Show the rest of the room please

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u/Altruistic-Web-3317 19h ago

I think that IS the whole room

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u/MGFJ 1d ago

If you are being locked up in a dungeon let us know we will send emergency services!

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u/eloctap 1d ago

You have a big ear canal

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u/tomoom165 1d ago

Vacuum them webs baby

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u/Strong-Performer-833 22h ago

Thats the spiders headphone now

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u/EnvironmentalRock315 22h ago

Two things, how did this happen? And this reminds me of that one scene from Indiana Jones where the girl has to pull a lever inside of a wall and surrounded by all sorts of nasty bugs

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u/NiagaraThistle 23h ago

"Dang. I lost my air pod. Need to buy a new one. Look for it? Yeah. Never found found it. Need to replace it..."

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u/LegendWesker 23h ago

How long did you sleep? :O

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u/kryptopheleous 22h ago

It is an earphone and not a headphone god damn it! I am infuriated.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 21h ago

There's not a single part of your house that should look like that. Stick a nylon over your vacuum to suck it up then pull the nylon off and continue cleaning your damn house.

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u/featherknife 20h ago

earphone*

Headphones are much bigger than earphones.

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u/Zech68 15h ago

mfs crashing in an outhouse

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u/eezybl 23h ago

I thought this was a cracked screen at first.

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u/Skylantech 22h ago

Oh no! The consequences of your neglected cleaning maintenance!

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u/IntentionlGameDesign 22h ago

Send a D&D party to go get it

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u/MikeyTrademark 1d ago

That’s spider-man’s AirPod now

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u/No_Towel_9390 1d ago

Are you sleeping in a dungeon?

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u/Striking_Tension6000 1d ago

Go get em Indiana Jones

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u/Shadowpriest 1d ago

Might as well drop the other one in for your new spider friend to enjoy some tunes.

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u/BizarreCujoh 1d ago

Did the spider remove the bud from your ear thinking it was a juicy fat worm, bring it back to its web for a midnight snack, but the bud fell all the way down due to its weight??

Serious question: HOW tf did it move from your ear to this spider den of horrors??

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u/RubberBandBall89 1d ago

Falling asleep where?? In a cave??

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u/PavilionParty 1d ago

Do you live in an old timey elevator shaft?

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u/x_conqueeftador69_x 23h ago

You live in the Evil Dead cabin?

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u/Beginning_Custard724 23h ago

Clean that corner

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u/squigglekisses 22h ago

Id be careful sticking my hand down there with that creature looking up at it

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u/skatechilli 22h ago

You are the sample for the study that claims we swallow 8 spiders per year.

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u/katewil 21h ago

Where the hell do you sleep?!

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u/Yorgenrosales 20h ago

Bro is a spider

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u/Seattleman55 18h ago

Temple of Doom but at home

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u/GabrielRiosismydaddy 15h ago

I thought you were sleeping in a coffin

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u/freakindsheets 10h ago

Are you a spider?

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u/tkeser 5h ago

you think it fell there but it was actually brought there

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u/sfdsquid 1d ago

This post is annoying. Any clue as to where you fell asleep that would have webs like that would help but nope. It's a amalgam of rage baiting and vague booking. Rage booking.

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u/TheOtherOne79 21h ago

The comments are funny. Good enough for me.

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u/imrzzz 1d ago

So many people on the thread who pull all their furniture away from the wall every 2 days to vacuum behind.

Your backs must be really sore.

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u/Strict_Berry7446 1d ago

You misspelled years.

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u/Maduch1 1d ago

You found them in a mineshaft?

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u/Sajgoniarz 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why would you let your surrounding become dirty like this?

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u/Onyxium88 1d ago

I once woke up with an Airpod in my mouth. Not sure how that happened since I usually find it under my shoulder.

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