r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Milkteahoneyy • 1d ago
frist of all how DARE yu o Where I found my headphone after falling asleep with it in
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u/noshanks 1d ago
What you guys don’t sleep next to a hole filled with spiderwebs?
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u/Economy_Yogurt_8037 1d ago
Nobody wants their stuff to fall, but nobody wants it caught in a spider web either. Can’t please everyone!
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u/FloatnPuff 18h ago
OP is singlehandedly boosting that "number of spiders a person eats in their sleep" stat
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u/Chi_TownBulls6x 1d ago
Honestly anyone who doesn't is missing out
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u/No_Bandicoot2316 23h ago
This but so genuinely. I love my spiders I love seeing what they're up to they keep me company
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u/dogpoopquestion 20h ago
Yea and I love having them next my bed where I sleep so that they can crawl into my ears as they please
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u/GenericGazebo 17h ago
you could've kept that thought to yourself, but you just had to subject me to it.
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 15h ago
You'd rather have a millipede crawl into your ear? Spiders are free pest control. They don't even like warm wet spaces, they like cold dry ones
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u/AdministrativeFoot33 1d ago
Were you sleeping in an abandoned house?
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u/Milkteahoneyy 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/Demented_D 1d ago
If you find a book that looks like this, leave it alone.
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u/JimmyCBoi 23h ago
Is that literal daylight coming through the walls of your cabin? No wonder you got spiders.
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u/DragoonDM 22h ago
"Cabin" feels like an overly charitable descriptor. Shack might be more apt.
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u/Gloomheart 23h ago
Right? With the fuckin bed right beside the open wall. Naaaaahhhhhh. It should be dead centre of the room, max distance from spider-ness at all times. Preferably with a moat.
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u/Capital_Pea 21h ago
but you need the spiders to catch the bugs that come in at night through those gaps in the wood. If this was my cottage (in Canada) the mosquitos would have my blood drained in a night LOL.
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u/pierre_x10 1d ago
But your shoes are off, so according to reddit lore, you're also dead
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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 1d ago
They’ve been dead the whole time!
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u/Huju-ukko 1d ago
Now those spiders live in his skull and make reddit posts.
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u/Dismal_Branch_8902 21h ago
It's the new Reddit policy, after you die, a bot takes over your account.
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u/smithstephaniel 1d ago
Well, I think you should ask them some questions about themselves to get to know them better.
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u/No-Fennel-8629 1d ago
Yeah those look like spider webs. Probably an abandoned house
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u/trying_to_learn_too 1d ago
How are you sure that's not an ear canal?
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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 1d ago
OPs fault for using an AirPod for ants.
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u/chopstick_chakra 1d ago
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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 1d ago
It’s pronounced gif not gif.
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u/chopstick_chakra 22h ago
I refuse to use the J, you don't look a jift horse in the mouth or do things in a giffy.
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u/chili81 1d ago
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u/Sea-Money-6742 23h ago
Lmao those tools are awesome. I bought one after I dropped my keys in a storm drain.
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u/Reeenchen 20h ago
A dude I know got one of these for picking up candy during the local carnival parade. We were all like, "this is genius, why didn't I think of this?"
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u/ZombieGod_TM 1d ago
Why tf do you sleep next to that?
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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 1d ago
The webs 'usually' catch anything that falls down there and the spiders bring it back up to you.
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u/TheTallestHobbit22 1d ago
Such well-behaved spiders.
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u/Ok-Maize-7553 19h ago
Honestly if a spider pays rent (catches bugs) and sticks to the roommate agreement (staying tf away from me) we cool I let em hang
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u/Ipayforsex69 1d ago
So the spiders can lay eggs in their tummy while they sleep. You don't sleep next to something like this? Do you hate nature?
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u/natt_myco 1d ago
Honestly surprised more people aren't doing this, All for no littering then turn their backs to the spiders.
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u/RugbyEdd 1d ago
Keeps the flies away
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u/Diessel_S 23h ago
Seriously. My grandma is seething when she sees the spider web in the corner of my room, but i refuse to dust it, that little guy took so many mosquitos away
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u/Fuggaak 1d ago
You need to clean your shit
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u/Spare_Iron127 1d ago
At least now they have the motivation, but let’s be honest that’s not happening lol
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u/PurpleCritter 23h ago
Hopefully next time they lose the other side headphone, so they get a full free pair if they clean it! /s
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u/ImpossibleJedi4 1d ago
Do you live in the Spider Dimension???
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u/Davenator_98 23h ago
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u/kidnorther 1d ago
Urban legends say we swallow 7 spiders in our lifetime during sleep
This MF swallow 7 a night
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u/funkystay 1d ago
Flowers in the Attic vibe
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u/FeralPsychonaut 1d ago
More like that one movie, based on the Stephen King novels tbh
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u/EnvironmentalRock315 22h ago
Two things, how did this happen? And this reminds me of that one scene from Indiana Jones where the girl has to pull a lever inside of a wall and surrounded by all sorts of nasty bugs
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u/NiagaraThistle 23h ago
"Dang. I lost my air pod. Need to buy a new one. Look for it? Yeah. Never found found it. Need to replace it..."
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 21h ago
There's not a single part of your house that should look like that. Stick a nylon over your vacuum to suck it up then pull the nylon off and continue cleaning your damn house.
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u/Shadowpriest 1d ago
Might as well drop the other one in for your new spider friend to enjoy some tunes.
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u/BizarreCujoh 1d ago
Did the spider remove the bud from your ear thinking it was a juicy fat worm, bring it back to its web for a midnight snack, but the bud fell all the way down due to its weight??
Serious question: HOW tf did it move from your ear to this spider den of horrors??
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u/squigglekisses 22h ago
Id be careful sticking my hand down there with that creature looking up at it
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u/sfdsquid 1d ago
This post is annoying. Any clue as to where you fell asleep that would have webs like that would help but nope. It's a amalgam of rage baiting and vague booking. Rage booking.
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u/imrzzz 1d ago
So many people on the thread who pull all their furniture away from the wall every 2 days to vacuum behind.
Your backs must be really sore.
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u/Sajgoniarz 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why would you let your surrounding become dirty like this?
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u/Onyxium88 1d ago
I once woke up with an Airpod in my mouth. Not sure how that happened since I usually find it under my shoulder.
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u/Bitalin 1d ago
Do you live inside the wall?