r/me_irl • u/AbodhAshraf2006 • 5h ago

Me_irl

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u/notcomplainingmuch 3h ago

Americans have feet, but never walk.

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u/Imthemayor 2h ago

Europeans have millimeters but never shoot up the school

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u/PhilEulenspiegel 5h ago

As a german guy with a half american girlfriend she can confirm this.

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u/Carlzzone 4h ago

What did you do with the other half?

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u/master_slapper 4h ago

She smiled, no good

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u/huginho 3h ago

He found her like that and just took her home

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u/bas524 1h ago

Which half is american?

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u/Dewdrop06 1m ago

The half that smiles

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u/FreeWillyBird 5h ago

Looks like he’s about to beat her to within an inch of her life….er…I mean an illimeter.

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u/Top-Aside8905 4h ago

Also when they walk on their feet instead of their meters

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u/AbodhAshraf2006 2h ago

If someone can be named miles , why can't be there someone named kilometers

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u/Einfach0nur0Baum 3h ago

We don't slap them. We drink twenty bottles of beer and one punch they out of existence.

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u/pauliferation 2h ago

Same when she show you her feets instead of her meters

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u/smiley1__ secret robot, beep boop 1h ago

anericans when they learn grammar from english class instead of ouncemar or something idk

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u/BonezMD 11m ago

Hey! We also use grams! Mostly for drugs but we use them. XD

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u/Yuck_Few 1h ago

Does anyone ever post anything in here that has anything to do with the group topic anymore?

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u/SweetWorldliness2939 3h ago

Und zwar täglich. Seht wichtig.

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u/Hatsjekidee 4h ago

Valid crashout

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u/davidor1 4h ago

skilometers the second longest word in English