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u/skinnyminnesota 20h ago
This is what happens, America! This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
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u/Ruftus1 19h ago
I thought americans all have AC and are used to 600 Fahrenheit summers??
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u/Shnurple 18h ago
That's the south
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u/Eternal_Reward 15h ago
The fuck it is.
Just because we’re used to it and have AC doesn’t mean I’m gonna miss a chance to piss and moan about it.
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u/mister_empty_pants 7h ago
I still have to go outside occasionally to mow the grass, tend to my garden, and grill meat in my magnum American backyard.
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u/potatohead22 18h ago
No we just dont think 30c is hot like the british. Thats a pleasant summer afternoon. But in the uk you die from heat stroke
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u/NeezDutzzz 17h ago
Yeah I'm in WA and that's true for sure. We both share our smoke with each other often.
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u/OlSnickerdoodle 13h ago
Canadians when half of the United States was burning: Send planes and firefighters to help!
Americans when half of Canada is burning: thanks for the fucking smoke, Canada. Way to ruin the weekend.
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u/LividTacos 16h ago
I'll agree, but only if you also agree to saw off the former confederacy from the rest of us.
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u/Xanosaur 19h ago
please, as a Canadian, please do this. get away from us
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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 17h ago
What about Alaska?
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u/Muffles7 17h ago
Alaska can come, too.
THE END.
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u/Skinneeh 15h ago
So here we have the ice capes melting, meteor becoming crashed in to us, the Ozone layer leaving, the sun exploding
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u/ronthorns 19h ago
Listen, China is trying to use a direct energy weapon on New York City, in defense, we lit Canada on fire to throw a smoke screen
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u/Buxombarbarian 9h ago
It's so bad. I'm in southern Ontario, and earlier today I could literally see smoke moving through the air in front of me
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u/a500poundchicken 18h ago
Here we go with another fucking cycle of americans complaining about thousands of canadians lives being changed because they get a unfortunate after math of their houses burning.
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u/silverbacksunited12 17h ago
I live in a forest fire haven in southern british columbia. And so many summers we actively smoked out by forest forest fires in washington/oregon/California. The damn east coast Americans have no idea that their western counterparts burn just as much if not more.
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u/Shnurple 18h ago
I'm asthmatic, this time whole thing makes it hurt to exist. I know shits bad up there, but it doesn't make down here suck less
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u/a500poundchicken 17h ago
Yk what that’s fair enough it’s just really tiring dealing with the fires up here every year and have Americans act like they’re the main victims, even blaming us.
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u/SCP_fan12 12h ago
I’m from Southern California (we get wildfires every month) and I fully understand how you feel.
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u/Eternal_Reward 15h ago
It’s a meme on the internet my guy, you’ll survive. It’s not gonna change the wild fires either way.
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u/a500poundchicken 15h ago
Yk seeing americans complain about the smoke and act like its our fault when I know people who have lost everything to forests fires fucking suck.
Whenever america has bad fires canada helps but whenever Canada is having a time of it americans complain and their governments file actual legal complaints with us.
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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 15h ago
Me: person who intentionally scheduled a week off because the forecast was hot and sunny and wanted to go to the beach all week.
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u/SadKat002 17h ago
Dude it was so ORANGE yesterday, looked like fucking Breaking Bad outside