hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

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r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 2h ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She will be baked into a pizza alongside her fellow brethren.

612 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Outrageous_News_3492 • 16h ago

she will be planted and become a mighty tree

982 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Tall-Praline-2977 • 16h ago

She will be rotated into the correct position and put into place

147 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/KayleyKiwi • 1d ago

Nicely Toasted She will be baked at 90 degrees Fahrenheit

501 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JoeFlat • 2d ago

She will be dry rubbed

550 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kaloschroma • 2d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be slurped

101 Upvotes

Thyme playing in the drinks holder. Beans for your viewing pleasure

r/hewillbebaked • u/BentTire • 2d ago

It’s RAW! She will be seasoned with lemon and pepper seasoning and topped with butter

343 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/HotelBravo • 2d ago

He will be slow roasted with rosemary and thyme

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 3d ago

Yum😋 He will be dunked in oat milk and devoured

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r/hewillbebaked • u/jessjesssjess • 3d ago

Burnt ⚠️ She will gently stewed with potatoes and carrots.

518 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 4d ago

He will not be handled with care

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7.6k Upvotes

No fragile cargo was harmed during the process

r/hewillbebaked • u/Lamb_beforetime221 • 3d ago

She WILL be cracked and made into Eggs Benedict

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248 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/moon-byul • 3d ago

Burnt ⚠️ She will be cooked AGAIN

276 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/RetroSwamp • 4d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 THEY WILL BE DRUNK!

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2.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 4d ago

Frozen 🥶 She will be drunk

326 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 4d ago

Golden Brown She will be cannibalized.

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Hsparkles05 • 5d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be made into olive oil

626 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/InSearchOfTyrael • 5d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be squeeky clean

215 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Awww_Shit • 5d ago

She will become a snail

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r/hewillbebaked • u/JoeFlat • 6d ago

She will be worn on the left foot

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r/hewillbebaked • u/Tumblrrito • 5d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be soup

418 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/LGKouglof • 5d ago

Make Your Own She will be used to start the grill

179 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 6d ago

🍔Purrgur😼 She will be served with fries and coke

330 Upvotes