r/funny • u/JimBobPaul • 15h ago

He was so close to actually having a worthwhile sticker. (OC)

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u/Creepy_Song5083 15h ago

Not all fish have fins.

OnlyFins would lead me to believe there is some tie here to the Miami Dolphins.

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u/CluelessBloop 15h ago

Onlyfins is, probably like the feet finder version.

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u/Snagmesomeweaves 14h ago

Strange mermaid fetish people

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u/Techienickie 14h ago

what fish don't have fins?

I did google it before posting: "There are no known fish species that completely lack fins entirely"

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u/3z3ki3l 7h ago

Disabled fish.

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u/mrsirsouth 2h ago

This one got me lol

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u/Dry-Salary2347 4h ago

Fin disabled

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 11h ago

That’s OnlyPhins, silly!

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u/TracerDX 13h ago

I could see it as something a diver would have too.

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u/IDroyI 13h ago

yeah that would have been way better if they had committed to the joke. onlyfins does sound like a weird dolphins fanpage too

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u/SumonaFlorence 5h ago

Not all fems are fans.

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u/MagnusPI 15h ago

And not everything with fins is a fish. He's clearly not interested in trying to catch whales and dolphins and other marine mammals.

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 13h ago

"FUCKA YOU, DOWLFIIH, FUCKA YOU WHRALLLLEEEE"

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u/siclo99 15h ago

Almost as good as my name for a clothing brand for Psychologists: Shrinkwrap

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u/JimBobPaul 15h ago

That's good. Im sharing that with a psychologist friend I have.

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u/CanIgetaWTF 12h ago

Ida loved to see OnlyFinz

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u/GamingWithBilly 14h ago

You mean your therapist

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u/gortez33 14h ago

Maybe that name is already taken.

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u/SDsolegame619 14h ago

Onlygills?

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u/Sea_Tie_8190 12h ago

Gills gone wild?

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u/IgottagoTT 11h ago

There ya go!

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u/-Groko- 9h ago

Cause fish is all inclusive

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u/paulc899 15h ago

Neither option are really funny.

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u/TummyTurmoil 15h ago

Puns are low effort trash
My hot take

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u/BSJones420 15h ago

Boats always have puns for names though

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u/fartonisto 12h ago

Yeah so more like high effort trash. 

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u/Im2dronk 5h ago

Boats are terrible investments bought by people who have too much money lying around. No one besides a business is going to get enough use out of a boat to beat out renting or chartering a boat. The people who would rather see 70,000 rot at the dock or on a trailer are the ones that decided boat names should be puns.

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u/93195 15h ago

“Fish porn” (check out this pic of a big fish I caught) is definitely a thing.

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u/IgottagoTT 12h ago

Brilliant comedian Brian Regan did a bit about seeing a van with the company's name on the side: "Feidler Roofing Company."

"How could he not think of Feidler On the Roof??"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcMPWYIVkxM

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u/GamingWithBilly 14h ago

OnlyFins promotes the horrid shark fin soup black trade, and should be frowned upon greatly

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u/Spiritual-Ad2530 14h ago

Because he fishes he doesn’t fin

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u/77entropy 8h ago

Maybe they like Swedes too.

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u/SpaceGoonie 15h ago

Maybe he's a Jets fan

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u/Kevelle68 14h ago

Same guy who went with Jet Ski and not Boater Bike.

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u/sephkane 13h ago

Its the same joke tho

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u/selenesuper 12h ago

Only fins is like the other platform.. I'd rather call it finsly

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u/The-law-is-the-law 11h ago

Why does you wanting your own obsession with finishing off looking at hotties from Finland replacing this boat owner's great choice for a boat's name which obviously turns you on, turn me on?

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u/CaramelDrippin504 10h ago

He likes fish and fish, it's a double conundrum 🤏🏽, I like it!

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u/Fresh-Friend-6245 7h ago

Maybe it's subscription based, so he choose onlyfish

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u/leafdisk 5h ago

Maybe the owner isn't scandinavian, duh?

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 15h ago

Cause it’s stooopid?