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[u/GoodGuyR0shi]

Boxers matching the shirt, nice!

[u/Yomammasson → u/GoodGuyR0shi]

Came here looking for this comment

[u/jamehthebunneh → u/GoodGuyR0shi]

So like, you're saying the carpet matches the drapes?

[u/Ben-wa → u/jamehthebunneh]

Don't ask Felicia Day !

[u/snacktonomy → u/GoodGuyR0shi]

Plot twist, the shirt is as old

[u/SurgeeNYC → u/snacktonomy]

Bigger plot twist, the back of his shirt is oddly missing a boxer shaped piece

[u/lostmymarbles1177 → u/GoodGuyR0shi]

This is hysterical. These need to be behind glass. I’m literally concerned that a passing particle of dust might cause them to fall apart🤣

[u/WordsWellSalted → u/GoodGuyR0shi]

The attire HAS to be formal. She's coming over.

[u/scrotalsac69]

I have seen more robust tea bag material. An errant fart and those things are shredded

[u/Mathbones → u/scrotalsac69]

To shreds you say...

[u/SordidSimpleton → u/Mathbones]

* four farts in the rhythm of prof Farnsworth saying 'to shreds you say' *

[u/Crocodoro → u/Mathbones]

How is his wife holding up?

[u/Mathbones → u/Crocodoro]

To shreds...

[u/Mado333 → u/Mathbones]

And what about his wifes pants to shreds as well

[u/evlgns → u/scrotalsac69]

What type of tea baggin we talking here. For one type it’s too thin for the other it’s about right.

[u/meeeee78 → u/scrotalsac69]

yeah those things look like they're one strong breeze away from becoming confetti

[u/Podrick_Targaryen → u/scrotalsac69]

Sounds like a challenge.

[u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe → u/scrotalsac69]

Like a fart in the wind

[u/SomeSortaWeeb → u/scrotalsac69]

beautiful linguistics from scrotalsac69

[u/This-Id-Taken → u/scrotalsac69]

How can you have an "errant" fart? Like, do they come out sideways? Or out of a hip? Please clarify

[u/_ser_kay_ → u/This-Id-Taken]

Not likely for the owner of this ghost of boxers past, but sometimes when AFAB people fart while sitting down the gas will exit through the gift shop—it travels along the undercarriage and comes out through the top of the labia. I’d consider those errant farts.

[u/Franklin_le_Tanklin → u/scrotalsac69]

I would absolutely tea bag my fallen enemies wearing those

[u/habsrule83]

I'm here like how do these have no holes... I think it's confirmation bias. All those with holes got tossed only these few strong ones have survived. Amazing really

[u/Guppy2405 → u/habsrule83]

Truly Natural Selection lol

[u/Optimus_Prime_10 → u/Guppy2405]

Way after we learned we could, we asked ourselves if we should, and it didn't matter cuz we already had. The risks had been taken, all we do now is manspread the amortization even further while enjoying the fruits of our loom of cost avoidance. 

[u/RealColdStorm03 → u/Optimus_Prime_10]

This can easily be used for another 10 years

[u/Archanir → u/habsrule83]

The boxers are woven, it's all holes.

[u/ThatGuyWhoKnocks → u/habsrule83]

[His Boxers](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4qEEywSd4IbcOyeR9W0EJbDTFR2LsZQM9bQgq0A8YLA&s)

[u/Andysue28 → u/habsrule83]

I see 4 holes in those boxers… 

[u/megachine → u/Andysue28]

What boxers?

[u/Few_Dig_565]

I think that might qualify as men’s lingerie… see through… flows in the breeze, how could she resist!?

[u/WhatEnglish90 → u/Few_Dig_565]

He was just playing the long game

[u/Raagun → u/Few_Dig_565]

Leave little to imagination...

But includes censoring strip which hides nothing like in Japanese adult manga.

[u/vigilantesd]

Balenciaga - $1200

[u/Earlybirdwaker → u/vigilantesd]

I was about to say this one is a fashion statement at this point

[u/IW22Indy]

Y’all really hanging your boxers on hangers, in your closet!? This seems wild to me

[u/StikerSD → u/IW22Indy]

I think it's just because it's easier to take a picture. You can show it in it's full glory and use your other hand to take the picture.

The alternative would be to bite it in a sexy manner, hold the other side with your other hand and take a sensual selfie.

[u/Alypius754 → u/StikerSD]

r/AskingWithoutAsking

[u/animagus_kitty → u/Alypius754]

I have never been had so thoroughly. r/subsifellfor

[u/cranberry94 → u/animagus_kitty]

It it’s like … a really good idea for a sub.

[u/rednryt → u/Alypius754]

r/makeitasub

[u/manthello → u/StikerSD]

👀

[u/andys189 → u/manthello]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[u/Sawbagz → u/StikerSD]

He doesn't want to touch it.

[u/Wootytooty → u/IW22Indy]

They lived through many swamp asses. They deserve their promotion to hanger

[u/Kmon87 → u/IW22Indy]

You don’t hang your good lingerie?

[u/68plus1equals → u/IW22Indy]

who has that kind of closet space

[u/factoid_ → u/68plus1equals]

What kind of poor doesn’t have a separate underwear closet?

[u/AugmentedKing → u/factoid_]

You have to admit, a big window in the separate underwear closet is a bit bougie.

[u/factoid_ → u/AugmentedKing]

Why?  Don’t my boxers deserve a view?

[u/AugmentedKing → u/factoid_]

Absolutely, it’s just an even different kind of poor that has to use artificial light on their undies.

[u/TheIrishGoat → u/factoid_]

Give yourself some credit. Your boxers get a view every time you go to put them on.

[u/bitemark01 → u/IW22Indy]

What's wild to me is how the plaid boxers match the plaid shirt. I guess the carpet does match the drapes

[u/blue-coin → u/IW22Indy]

Seriously I just wear mine for 4 days and hangout for half a day naked while it washes

[u/ChildhoodSweaty9684 → u/blue-coin]

😵‍💫 I mean that IS a method of recycle, reduce, re-use. 🤧♻️

[u/TheRedIguana]

Men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang onto underwear until each individual molecule is so strained it can barley retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underware vapor.

We don't even throw it out. We just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spores.

-Seinfeld

https://youtu.be/ka282wza9Dg

[u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D → u/TheRedIguana]

I once found a couple of pairs of underwear in the back of my drawer that were so old, the elastic turned into dust when I stretched them out. My wife made me toss them immediately.

[u/diaperpoop_ → u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D]

Sounds like you plan on keeping them still until your wife said otherwise. A true chad.

[u/LouGossetJr]

i'm out of the loop here.

[u/M0BBER → u/LouGossetJr]

There's another thread from a couple hours ago showing the same... Somebody with an old ass pair of boxers that they won't throw out despite their wife saying it's time to retire them...

I just scrolled past it maybe 10 posts ago

[u/dakotanorth8 → u/M0BBER]

Yep. Opened Reddit, “oh this again?”

[u/Anraiel → u/M0BBER]

Specifically this post

[u/LouGossetJr → u/M0BBER]

ahhh ok. i've seen the meme where it shows man waiting by christmas tree to get his annual boxers/underwear and the current pair he's wearing is shredded with the ass blown out.

[u/MrNiceGuy420SoCal → u/LouGossetJr]

Some men (myself included) won’t throw out boxers or donate them. We will wear them until they disintegrate. We hold onto them until one day we open a window and they just go out like dandelion spores

[u/Radiolotek → u/MrNiceGuy420SoCal]

And the ones with holes become shop rags.

[u/bigfatfurrytexan → u/MrNiceGuy420SoCal]

I wear them till there’s nothing left for the teeth to shred

[u/SustainedSuspense]

Sheer for her pleasure

[u/Trapmaster83]

Just don't stand in direct sunlight.

[u/Guppy2405]

To my fellow brother posting their optimized boxers, we will not be shamed, we will no go quietly into that good night. No, alas, we shall break the shackles of Big Underwear, free ourselves from the shame and guilt brought upon us not unlike the witches of Salem. To any and all that hear this call, wear proudly, your armor of defiance! To glory!

[u/jpatt → u/Guppy2405]

Need to give that elastic a medal.

[u/C6500 → u/Guppy2405]

Brother, your boxers don't even have holes yet. There's years and years in them.

[u/nichnotnick → u/Guppy2405]

Your strength gives me courage.

[u/CriticalChop → u/Guppy2405]

If by my life or death I can protect you I will. You have my sword.

[u/sumolbe → u/CriticalChop]

And my Axe body spray!

[u/fatguypauly]

Wear nothing but those and walk in front of a retirement home.

[u/IvanVandura]

Thank you good sir!!! I wanted to post the same thing but I'm not at home 😭

I want you to know that I see you, and I approve

[u/__JustPeople__]

The only thing you can do now is Salute Your Shorts!

[u/SomeSavageDetective]

I also stand as tribute

[u/doubleohzerooo0]

I'll bet those are the most comfy boxers ever.

Feels almost like nothing is there.

[u/ArgumentativeNerfer]

WTSSTAPOBAMIT

[u/RebelnRevolt]

Need to pose in them with heavy backlighting like the girls in the risque sundress photos

[u/elkbecomedeer]

Looks like you stand in transparency.

[u/geekphreak]

Men, unite!

[u/MarkHedrick]

1 fart away from dissolving

[u/Leggy_Brat]

At what point do they become classed as lingerie, given how sheer they are?

[u/CaterpillarThat6027]

I had the same ones. Had to put em down a few years ago, but man they lasted forever

[u/JewelsRulez]

Just got some new deal worthy boxers at target and the look the same.

[u/retrosaurus-movies]

My brother, those are held together by gossamer and dreams.

[u/PunchSploder]

There are about to be dozens of pictures of old boxer shorts on coat hangers all over Reddit, aren't there?

[u/shiftdown]

Nice. The "For Harambe" boxers edition

[u/Iakling]

My husband, holds on to old underwear like Gollum holds on to the RoP 🤣🤪

[u/ObeseTsunami]

My underwear art holier than thou.

[u/DemonDestro]

I had a t shirt I had that did the same thing. (being over worn and thin) my mother in-law decided with my wife while I was out of town that they would throw it out! Now this was my fave t-shirt like wore every 3rd day I loved how thin and breathable it was near the end of it. I still miss that shirt but my wife and mother in law are awsome so I caint get mad pick your battle type jazz. But they still hear about it 3 years later and probably will forever XD

[u/Fezbin]

I have a shirt which is old enough to buy drinks. Some things are sacred. Frame them.

[u/HLW10]

Looks nice and airy for this hot weather, very sensible! Always good for underwear to be cool and breathable.

[u/Captain_Anon]

I AM SPARTACUS

[u/Northernreach]

Feels like im wearing nothing at all...

[u/fluffhead77 → u/Northernreach]

…Nothing at all

[u/Medic7802]

Yall hang y'alls underwear up?!?!

[u/jimfosters]

Tighty whitey camp here. I keep them until the elastic band has separated from 25% of the circumference of what is attached to/holding up.

[u/Timely-Profile1865]

So you won the argument with the wife over these? Hooray for underdogs!

[u/Ok_Patience1542]

You guys hang your underwear on hangers?

[u/speed721]

Are those Hanes' new "Sexy See-Through Boxers"?

[u/BalkanTrekkie2]

It doesn't really seem like they hold what they should in its place, you know?

[u/aatmalife → u/BalkanTrekkie2]

A free spirit will not be shackled down by his own balls and chain

[u/BalkanTrekkie2 → u/aatmalife]

My spirit is too large to be roaming free and uncontroled.

[u/aatmalife → u/BalkanTrekkie2]

This only gives one the necessary space to wrap around the leg.

[u/AbandonChip]

Sir I salute those boxers. O7

[u/MrNiceGuy420SoCal]

Looks like 20 years of never sharting (in those ones) well done

[u/niquattx]

I have "crothchless" boxers. Like a fine wine we age.

[u/scanaran]

How'd you manage to get a matching shirt?

[u/F1eshWound]

nobody wants to see your solidarity..

[u/thiefofalways1313]

The amount of farts that have passed through those has to be insane.

[u/mcbeardsauce]

Victors Secret

[u/Sawbagz]

I understand keeping old concert tee shirts you cant fit anymore because they are important to you. Undies is a whole nother thing. I've never hesitated to throw socks with holes or busted underwear away.

[u/LeTigre71]

Uh, dude, that's weird. Where did you get my underwear?

[u/illyiarose]

I showed this to my husband who said he resembles this comment

[u/CraftyLuck3434]

They don’t make em like they used to…

[u/I-can-speak-4-myself]

Not quite transparent enough yet…wear for few more years I would

[u/Redlax]

I just want to find some good boxers... Always tight in the wrong places, not enough room in front for any excitement or my bikerides wear them down. When you find a good one, you keep them!

[u/joogiee]

These got a good 15 or so more years i reckon.

[u/Madmagician-452 → u/joogiee]

He's gonna be wearing them until he dies. Then he's gonna be buried in them

[u/Sgtfridge]

For when you want to wear something sexy for her.

[u/RabidJoint]

I have multiple this way, proud of it, mine have a couple extra holes here and there though

[u/vimaillig]

Great… we’re now going to be awash in filthy boxer pictures for the next few weeks.

[u/skyqueenx]

Bruh that one looks so old that all it needs to fall apart is 1 drop of water

[u/monikioo]

Prepare yourselves, the translucent boxer posts are coming.

[u/Introverted_Extrovrt]

lol y’all really out here with tissue paper protecting the family jewels eh?

[u/drittzO]

If it fits you must commit.

[u/agentdash]

Doesn’t get any more breathable then that

[u/Pack_That]

When boxers become lingerie...

[u/SirGradesAlot]

Oh captain my captain!

[u/TOMINATER]

I have the same spongebob ones I got for christmas in 6th Grade. They still fit and its been 18 years.

[u/Camellightsinabox]

I have a pair of Reebok basketball shorts that I still more/less regularly wear. I bought them at Sam's Club in Indianapolis before going over to my girlfriends house, 2 years before we got married and 3 years before we had our first child, who just tuned 16.

[u/boomchacle]

You stand in sunlight and wouldn’t even get tanlines

[u/imaginedaydream]

All this lingerie on my feed today

[u/bigfatfurrytexan]

Those are still new!

[u/KingLuis]

Those are hot summer shorts. Air flow = all of it.

[u/Gerry1of1]

They're just getting to the comfortable stage.

[u/That_Evidence6221]

I see a pair of boxers that are brimming with life.

[u/iH8MotherTeresa]

You stole the post only to remove the joke?

[u/Superseaslug]

These look thinner than those emergency expanding underwear pucks you throw in water.

[u/s0ftnymph]

My bfs are like this, I just be staring hard 👀

[u/Kriseth]

More like you stand in transparency. Brother I can see the grass.

[u/jizzlevania]

Well now I'm starting to think this is a Hanes marketing ploy.

[u/ThatOneNinja]

Do adults really wear boxers? I get the appeal I think but nothing like a nice, comfy, cupping your nutz, boxer briefs.

[u/Comprehensive-Big595]

You finally left her

[u/mlee0000]

Only thing between you and your pants is a fart, brother

[u/Lucky_Professional_]

this isnt laziness... this is LOYALTY o7

[u/Azarros]

Those do not look very solid my guy.

[u/nichnotnick]

BROTHER!

[u/No-Manner9941]

Looks like a vintage year of 04... And high class mens negligee, Fancy very Fancy. Keep them guessing 😁

[u/d-slam]

You can literally use it as a tea bag and then actually tea bag your friends

[u/para8dise]

Is this in solidarity of the post in r/mildlyinfuriating? Or same person?

[u/cremaster_daddy]

I wore my favorite boxers from 2006 on a flight last week and caught a glimpse of myself after taking a shower in the lounge on the layover… there were no less than 7 holes. RIP black CK’s. You will be missed.

[u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener]

The Boxers of Turin

[u/DrMario145]

What’s the joke?.. it’s boxers.. am I missing something ?

[u/Takemyfishplease]

Do yall really hang your boxers up and not put them in a drawer?

[u/Sufficient-Aspect77]

Listen you can keep those boxers all you want. But its time to switch to Boxer Briefs, my man. In this fucking heat?! It's time.

Frame the fucking boxers for all I care, but be nice to your thighs and give them a nice stretchy hug with some fabric.

[u/GreenLurch]

u/nichnotnick from the other post should see this!

[u/FellowYellowNate]

With what? All I see is you holding up a hanger to a window.

Oh you’re talking about that ghost of boxers I can barely see?!?!

[u/Tessa_Vale]

You knows those are comfy AF lol 😂

[u/Haggisboy]

No holes. Probably still got another 5 good years.

[u/didndonoffin]

How old?

[u/_DigitalHunk_]

Argentina 🇦🇷 supporter? 😜

[u/Atopos2025]

Is this the equivalent of black folks keeping their bread in the refrigerator for white men?

[u/WaterFriendsIV]

Is this going to catch on like the Tarps Off craze at ballparks??

[u/MonkeyTacoBreath]

Isn't this a repost to someone else's picture? There are a ton of the same picture being posted everywhere. The real posts has like 21,000 of votes

[u/hoyt9912]

You stand in low opacity

[u/BigThunder3000]

Wait, what’s going on?

[u/ElkFull1602]

If piss stains could talk….

[u/ubpfc]

You guys need to get a life. Every year throw out all your underwear/undershirts and buy yourself new ones. Simple. Why would anyone want to wear underwear that’s old!

[u/TAVLIET]

Banana oh now I see

[u/incognino123]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WtSSTaDaMiT/

[u/xmarksbreakdownx]

The post under this was an… x rated post of a guy in these same boxers. Lol

[u/McRibSucks]

Have you been sharing the same pair of boxers this whole time

[u/ThatGuyWhoKnocks]

This is one doodoo lettuce away from being history

[u/cattermelon34]

Do yall not like nice underwear? Who hurt you?

[u/BPJ725]

Gay

[u/jakebbt]

That kind of underwear is like 10 bucks for a multi pack.  Stop being cheap. Just go commando. 

[u/WiggenOut]

Oh this is going to be a thing isn't it.

[u/GfrzD]

You stand on display

[u/Forikorder]

obviously you sit and it goes poof

[u/MsHelvetica]

“It’s one boxer Michael. What could it cost? $10?”

[u/shyaznboi]

Looks like it can disintegrate just from a sneeze

[u/Melodic_Chicken_2299]

My husband has a few pairs of these, they’re about 10+ years old

[u/s73v3m4nn]

Plenty of wear left in them, you don't want to go wasting money on new ones

[u/Tooperky]

Sir, that is a Burberry's hanger.

[u/h846p262]

Reward yourself lol

[u/RelativeWrongdoer596]

How tf do you guys wear these? I need some support

[u/kcinlive]

Really? You’re going to stand in those?

[u/gr8cdnbvr]

You stand in nakedness lol

[u/GingeroftheYear]

Why is everyone posting new underwear?

[u/OKC89ers]

I AM SPARTICUS

[u/DJ_Jiggle_Jowls]

I do not. I held onto my high school amd college boxers for years, then as they were falling apart I bought some nice comfortable underwear. Never going back.

[u/long305]

Throw away one-use Taco Tuesday boxers. Brilliant.