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Fourth Commandment for digerati

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u/phejster 1d ago

or spellcheck, it seems.

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u/ElectroBot 1d ago

And punctuation check.

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u/Kitakitakita 1d ago

Respect you're parents. They past skool with out Goggle

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 1d ago

Spectacular pile-on, friend! Well done!

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u/69erxxx 1d ago

*parent’s

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 1d ago

No. I was squirted in the eye by formaldehyde from the contents of a dead fish in biology.

:/

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 1d ago

or Google Goggle LOL

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u/agonyou 13h ago

Omg no autocorrect signs?

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u/Hephaestus_God 13h ago

Did they stutter?

They went to school without goggles

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u/CRUZ_24 1d ago

Hahahaha 😂

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u/dlchromdore 1d ago

“The goggles, they do nothin!”

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u/schlitz91 1d ago

Jimminy Jillikers!

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u/Borisof007 1d ago

UP AND AT THEM

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u/metallhd 1d ago

are you sure it's not up and let's go

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u/Kinenai 1d ago

"Real acid?"

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u/weber_mattie 1d ago

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

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u/ScarletBothrium 1d ago

In this economy? 🫴🦋

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u/Tripp723 1d ago

Great googly moogly

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u/Gr8fulFox 1d ago

Well, he was very upset...

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u/laiyenha 1d ago

But smart goggles can guide you where to swim.

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u/OneFrill 1d ago

Swam with their eyes open, uphill both ways, and saw the fish just fine. Kids today are soft.

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u/Interesting-Goose82 1d ago

Best comment ive seen all week!

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u/Lacroix24601 1d ago

I used goggle for swim class and passed, my bad.

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u/lostalaska 1d ago

When my parents talked about their time in gradeschool it seems they always put on their rose tinted googles first.

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u/Jack_South 1d ago

Those who fail swim class hardly ever reproduce. 

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u/D3cepti0ns 1d ago

Don't let your kids use goggle if you want them to learn the correct way.

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u/FinsterFolly 1d ago

We had Britannica.

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u/bdgfate 1d ago

And Funk & Wagnalls from the grocery store

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u/EvoEpitaph 1d ago

Gimme a sec, need to boot up my copy of Encarta

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u/LilMissADHDAF 1d ago

Oh, man. You definitely just unlocked a memory.

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u/NortWind 1d ago

And Ready Reference from the library staff.

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u/Shrikeangel 1d ago

Just don't look at how much of their high school curriculum is now middle school material. 

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u/TeeAyeKay 1d ago

More like didgeridon't.. amirite

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u/tiptoptony 1d ago

Most school aged parents right now are in their twenties to forties and guess what? Google was around already.

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u/malcriadax 1d ago

I remember being TAUGHT how to use Google in elementary school. Probably would’ve been around 1999 or 2000.

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u/Infamous-Lab-8136 1d ago

It was Yahoo for me, but I definitely had web search. And Encarta made reports so much faster too.

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u/Individual-Pie9739 1d ago

35 to 40 year olds technically had google but it wasn't near as good and we had not yet gotten to the point that we were relying on it in the same way people do now. and we also didnt have smart phones. Any younger than that im not sure but my guess is the younger you are the more likely it is you used it alot.

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u/tiptoptony 1d ago

Google I think has actually gotten worse over the years not better. The search results are just junk now. Early 2000s to about 2015 was peak Google as a search engine.

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u/Individual-Pie9739 1d ago

better in some ways worse in others the information wasnt quite as readily available on nearly as many things as it is now but likely more accurate / less garbage to dig through. and it wasnt as easily accessible for us. no smart phones no tablets and the computers you had access to at school were extremely limited in what you could use them for most of the time. and the most important point that you didnt address at all is google was not the first place we went for information back then. and there was a whole lot of "dont believe what you read on the internet" sentiment back then.

point is the pic is largely true for people over 35 we did not use google to pass our classes.

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u/tiptoptony 1d ago

I'm over 35 with kids and used the hell out of Google, so did every single other person I went to school with.

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u/Individual-Pie9739 1d ago

ok bro what ever you say.

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u/jakemhs 1d ago

Today's parents grew up with Google?

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u/Jeoshua 1d ago

This was written by Boomers about their Gen X kids they had when they were too young to know better.

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u/cheshirec555 1d ago

not quite right. it's "THE Goggle"

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u/MsMarisol2023 1d ago

School was so hard without goggles…the future was so bright we had to wear shades.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 1d ago

Love the reference!

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u/jeaok 1d ago

At the quality learing center

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 1d ago

google search engine was launched in 1998, 28 years ago. So parents of today's highschoolers absolutely used it.

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u/crastoman 1d ago

And also they used wikipedia. This church bs banner was written for boomers by a boomer

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u/starmartyr 1d ago

That's true but it still could only search what was available at the time. It was a lot harder to find reliable information than it is now.

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u/RheagarTargaryen 1d ago

Feels like we’re reversing course on that though with AI summaries and promoted websites paying for higher priority on searches.

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u/ScarletBothrium 1d ago

I feel like this is something someone would say who has been in a coma for the past 16 years. Google was fantastic in 2010 through about 2012. It has gone downhill dramatically since then and you can’t find shit based on classic search queries. And the normal annotations that you have to do to a search to get it to come up correctly used to work four years ago. It doesn’t work today.

TL;DR: have you been in a coma for the past 15 years?

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u/starmartyr 1d ago

You're missing my point. Yes google search has gone downhill but the quality of online information was terrible in 1999. There were very few primary sources. Most information came from personal websites and message boards. Google could find all of this but what you could find wasn't good. It wasn't until around 2008 that you could research reliable information online.

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u/RheagarTargaryen 1d ago

And before that it was AskJeeves and Yahoo.

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u/PaleAbrocoma1600 1d ago

Don’t remind us of the dark days.

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u/RabidPlaty 1d ago

As someone with kids in high school I was done with college before then. So I was not one of those parents, but I’m jealous of my kids and I really wish I had it. Doing research for papers was a pain in the ass.

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u/riko77can 1d ago

Good ole Goggles Paisano.

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u/Moist-Ointments 1d ago

I had to use goggle in shop class.

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u/Reticent-Soul 1d ago

Well well well

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u/tvtoms 1d ago

"The goggles! They do nothing!"

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u/sharrrper 1d ago

That's why there were so many eye injuries in chemistry class

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u/FutureLost 1d ago

It's the 5th, the 4th is the sabbath one

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u/smelly1sam 1d ago

Catholic and Lutheran’s it’s the fourth.

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u/FutureLost 1d ago

Oh, I didn't know that! Went to a school that was more Baptist as a kid, so that was how I had memorized them. Interesting!

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u/SharontheBaker 1d ago

That's concerning on its own, but this is a Methodist church!

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u/Constant_Cultural 1d ago

And even the internet in general was meh, so we have seen libraries more often than our friends

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u/WillieDFleming 1d ago

Goggle or Google?

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u/MillennialsAre40 1d ago

Google is more than old enough to have kids, so the statement isn't necessarily even true

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u/MohammadKoush 1d ago

If You're still puzzle goggle it

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u/Mp1956 1d ago

You mean beer goggles? Yeah, those were around from at least the 60's.

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u/Vera_Telco 1d ago

Back in the day, it was real beer no goggles

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u/showmenemelda 1d ago

Umm, my grandma thought any old light bulb will grow a plant indoors. She has grown massive gardens, agricultural crops. When I told my dad my dismay, he was also confused. Both his parents are from multi-generational rancher/farmer backgrounds. But apparently photosynthesis was a new concept to me.

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u/YamahaRyoko 1d ago

Yes we did - and although I had two encyclopedias I could access and microfiche at the library, half of my school report was filler and double spaced to meet the three page length

My teen did a report on the bubonic plague and there was so much information he had to choose what to keep.

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u/Ash_Cat_13 1d ago

Uhmmmm. What? You didn’t need google to pass school when I was in high school….it barely existed. How did we have better education?, and yet, we clearly did since the current generation is horribly ignorant and poorly educated

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u/Budget-Box7914 1d ago

Shouldn't that be "The Goggle"?

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 1d ago

Yes but I prefer the more formal, "The Goggle Machine".

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u/tutuncommon 1d ago

Free yourself from the tyranny of Goggle! Untie the knots which bind you. This message was brought to you by the Untied Methodists.

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u/keith2600 1d ago

Can't have Methodist without meth

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 1d ago

Aaahhh!! My eyes!

The goggles do nothing!!!

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u/InevitableDirt69 1d ago

Is true. Am a parent of gen Z kids. I had no goggles during any of my schooling

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u/Visible-Battle1312 1d ago

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!

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u/RockRancher24 1d ago

yeah we can tell

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u/kishore_jana 1d ago

imagine passing school without being able to just look everything up

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 1d ago

Unthinkable!

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u/Yabanjin 1d ago

Not a good way to pass Chemistry.

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u/Tori_Kitty0901 1d ago

Mine didn't pass school

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u/Topia_64 1d ago

I never wore goggles to school!

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u/LordHazlewood 1d ago

How old are the parents. Goggle has been out for nearly 40 years. They probably used “Ask Jeeves”, too.

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u/Bitter_Bother_4445 18h ago

Respect your parents. They passed school without Walt Goggins.

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u/ibigbird 17h ago

…and could read and write too! Amen.

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u/dirtalicious 15h ago

Dad confirms he was allowed goggles on the swim team

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u/East-Actuary-5089 3h ago

bet English wasnt a class back then

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u/CaptainColdSteele 1d ago

The curriculum was also vastly different 40 years ago. Less history to learn, simpler math requirements to get a diploma

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u/Jeoshua 1d ago

Are you sure about that? In my life, I've watched education go from requiring Calculus to get into college, down to Algebra.

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u/CaptainColdSteele 1d ago

I was talking about diplomas not degrees. I didn't say anything about secondary education

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u/Jeoshua 1d ago

So... that's a no, then? Because how set you are to continue your education after high school is absolutely related to getting your diploma, and what you need on it has objectively gone down since I went through school.

In your estimation, when did schooling change?

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u/CaptainColdSteele 1d ago

When no child left behind started in the early 2ks, education took a big hit

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u/Jeoshua 1d ago

Okay, I see where I went wrong. I read your statement backwards, somehow. We're in agreement.

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u/techsuppr0t 1d ago

Classic reddit

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u/SecretWordisBird 1d ago

No goggles for me!

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u/RamRanchRealty 1d ago

Without goggle

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u/skgoodyear 1d ago

Goggle???

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 1d ago

I had google for all my schooling life

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u/jeffvillone 1d ago

I love Boogle. My favorite word game.

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother 1d ago

5 miles, through the snow, uphill both ways!

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 1d ago

And that was during September, you should have seen December through February! That was when we needed the goggles!

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u/ehisforadam 1d ago

Boomers really have no understanding of how the progression of time works, do they?

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u/BrazenGamer 1d ago

Well of course they do. Ask Gen X I think what they're pointing out is that we had to sit over a set of encyclopedias for 8 hours to do a simple report. I'm not sure why it would demand respect, but it wasn't time effective.

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u/UngregariousDame 1d ago

My mom went to high school in the ‘70s and spent most of her time skipping school and getting high, maybe school is just different now.

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u/northrivergeek 1d ago

kids these days don't google, they ask chat gpt lol

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u/Foe117 1d ago

these goggles! they do nothing!

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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago

And 30 years from now, the line will be - "Respect your Elders, they passed high school without AI"

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u/guyfromthepicture 1d ago

Sick boomer joke. They also broke the chain of improving the world for the next generation so..

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u/DTFlash 1d ago

LOL I googled goggle and apparently goggle . com was a malware site that would destroy your computer. Someone at that church should probably run a antivirus.

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u/StevenDangerSmith 1d ago

Walter Goggle?

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u/BrazenGamer 1d ago

I still have my encyclopedias from childhood. If the grid ever goes down I will possess the collective knowledge of humankind prior to the mid-90s.

Behold the old magics of ages past! My tomes are bound, yet my intellectual prowess shall never be!

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u/RegnarukDeez 1d ago

No Regerts.

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u/Qanonjailbait 1d ago

You’ve heard the phrase “Goggle it” before right? I did

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u/3ndless68 1d ago

I can just tell that church’s average age is 60+

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u/thezekroman 1d ago

Don't mean to brag, but I finished school without even knowing about Goggle

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u/UnbiddenGraph17 1d ago

“Respect your parents, they bought their house on one high school education salary”

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u/Her_Man61 1d ago

What is even funnier is, it's Google not Goggle!

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u/aDarkDarkNight 1d ago

lol oh yes! Well spotted!

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u/Good_Professional_56 1d ago

*past. Idiots...

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u/formerlyanonymous_ 1d ago

They misspelled ChatGBT

Expecting at least one woosh here

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u/yamykel 1d ago

You have to use splash goggles for chemistry, Mom

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u/ludicrous_copulator 1d ago

Well, they had beer goggles

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u/Sudden-Calendar1862 1d ago

That’s the 5th commandment

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u/GuntherPalakowitz 1d ago

Ummm. They were both dropouts.

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u/tuatrodrastafarian 1d ago

Must have been the extra points they received for being able to spell "boobies" on a calculator.

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u/n_mcrae_1982 1d ago

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

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u/No_Aside7816 1d ago

Someone needs to Google Goggle.

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u/notoriousbpg 1d ago

But can they swim without googles?

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u/bramley36 1d ago

or tic tac..

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u/Pearson94 1d ago

I too did not wear any goggles at school.

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u/Tides420 1d ago

WOAH this is way too local, first time I’ve seen my tiny town on Reddit wtf.

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u/Valuable-Locksmith21 1d ago

OSHA might have something to say about that. Was it welding school?

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u/Strong-Soft-5646 1d ago

Would say: respect your grandparents, they passed school without smartphone, without tablet, without Google and AI....

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u/justelectricboogie 1d ago

.....survived 4 major stock market events, job layoffs, life events (they happen to all of us), first trudeau government, etc etc etc.

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u/Kitakitakita 1d ago

well of course. It would only take one simple google search to have learned just how terrible Reagan was, yet they voted for him anyway

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u/Wareve 1d ago

Boomer meme

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u/oicoldhere 1d ago

Bah….. the questions were easier back then. Sincerely, Gen X guy

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u/Tarrell13 1d ago

Damn, whoever did that had one job lol

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u/Beemerba 1d ago

We had goggles in chemistry class.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 1d ago

Goggle must never be spoken of.

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u/Bonzaii_11 1d ago

And it shows...

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u/madchemist09 1d ago

I had to wear those big clear plastic hideously uncomfortable goggles in science class. I wouldnt have passed without them.

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u/S0k0n0mi 1d ago

Life was also a lot simpler back then, including the bar of education.
Most seniors know how to make sequin salad, but they freak out at the sight of an HDMI cable.

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u/Guntcher_1423 1d ago

I had to wear them in shop.

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u/Gallop67 1d ago

I’m sorry what? They passed without goggles?

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u/Hulme420 1d ago

That was true for my generation, but I feel all kids these days had parents that had google by high school or earlier.

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u/TopherYork21 1d ago

* without Ai

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u/Greghole 1d ago

They had it easy. They knew how to read and do math.

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u/TheManiacD2 1d ago

My parents never had to Ask Jeeves, but I did.

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

"Passed school"

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 1d ago

Don't believe me? Goggle it.

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u/Fuzzy_Connection4971 1d ago

Damn spellcheck

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u/violenthectarez 1d ago

Not much relevance left in that sign. Google's been around since the late 1990s.

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u/Billz3bub666 22h ago

My dad lost his eye in Chemistry because he passed without goggle

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u/dsl135 1d ago

Are they meaning to say Google? Or Goggins?

Is this church run by Uncle Baby Billy?

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 1d ago

My thought exactly!

We need Walton Goggins from "Justified"!

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u/idrankforthegov 1d ago

Don't forget ChitGPT and Clod

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u/IsReadingIt 1d ago

School was the fastest swimmer on the team, until that fateful day.

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u/waldoorfian 1d ago

They passed school without going under water apparently.

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u/fliberdygibits 1d ago

No, mine definitely wore goggles

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u/CervantesX 1d ago

A religious school and they didn't have goggles? That's terrible. The priests probably got so much cum in their eyes...

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u/Herkfixer 1d ago

Apparently they didnt need goggle to mess up a sign either.