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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 20h ago
I'd feel creeped out but more insulted with any "liberties" they take with my likeness.
I'm counting the amount of chins on my neck and it's more than three I'm leaving.
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u/Constant_Leave_3562 20h ago edited 5h ago
I like what you'll stay if they hce multiple realistic statues pf ypu with three chins
Edit: cough-cough: "I like what you would stay if they had multiple realistic statues of you with three chins." Hope this is better now
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u/Made_Bail 20h ago
I'd assume that person was a cannibal and I was dinner.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 20h ago
"Wwwwhhhhhaaaattttt... nnnnoooo... when I said I want to eat your pancreas I meant it in the metaphorical sense."
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u/Made_Bail 20h ago
Why do you have a nice chianti on the shelf?
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 20h ago
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u/Made_Bail 20h ago
Isn't that one super sad?
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 20h ago
I haven't but want to see it. However the general consensus of that series I picked up on is "Yeah this shit sad AF".
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u/EmbarassedFox 17h ago
I remember a short story, where it was taxidermy instead of cannibalism, but same.
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u/Ketchupcharger 20h ago edited 20h ago
Sure, you can easily buy meat pigeons where I live (pigeons raised for meat kind of like chickens). Its considered a delicacy and supposedly makes for the best stock in existence, although I doubt that. Would love to try though.
Their meat is dark, and very lean.
edit: btw i might be the wrong person to answer that question, I'd eat pretty much anything. Snails, crickets, octopus, fermented shrimp, that swedish fermented fish thing, i love it all. the more putrid the better i find as i age actually lol
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u/nedlum 20h ago
IIRC, meat pigeons are usually called "squab", so look for that.
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u/vi_sucks 20h ago
Oh, so that's what squab is. I always thought they were a different bird.
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u/AramaicDesigns 18h ago
Squab are young pigeons that have just fledged the nest. Pigeon-pigeon are more mature.
Like the difference between lamb and mutton.
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u/ccReptilelord 20h ago
If I remember correctly, that's primarily why they are found all over the world. They were brought as game.
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u/The_cogwheel 20h ago
I tried meat pigeons a few times, theyre not bad. Was kinda like a Cornish Hen in terms of size, but tasted more like a lean duck (and if you havent had duck, a different comparison would be a gamey chicken). If you like duck meat, but dont like the greasy nature of duck meat, pigeon is a pretty good alternative.
Though you have to be careful when cooking it - overcooking pigeon turns it unbearably dry and gives it a distinct liver taste. Theyre not a very fatty bird, so they dry out extremely quickly if not prepared properly. Theyre safe to eat medium rare, and often served as such to keep it from drying out and necessitating a gallon of water with dinner.
And of course, dont eat wild pigeons. They can be crawling with all manner of parasites and disease that you definitely dont want in your gut.
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u/Ringosis 19h ago edited 5h ago
I've eaten pigeon a bunch of times. If you like game birds it's excellent. Definitely not for you if you don't like the iron rich metallic taste of pheasant or duck because it's that but very full on.
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u/mumpie 19h ago
Anthony Bourdain ate pigeon in Egypt and he liked it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBCFMks3Dg
I should note that the pigeon dish a special occasion dish, not what Egyptians eat regularly.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 20h ago
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u/The_cogwheel 20h ago
A better analogy is if the statues wernt of you but of people you might want or need to interact with
Like imagine getting a medical call, showing up and finding its just a bunch of manikins arranged to look like a medical emergency. And as youre trying to figure out what fresh hell you just walked into and if anyone actually needs your help, a couple drug addicts try to jump you to steal your medical bag thinking it has narcotics in it. Thats closer to what a hunting decoy is, just something to confuse you just enough for you to drop your guard or be distracted enough to not notice the trap youre walking into.
Its just pigeons arent very bright, so theyre unlikely to realize theyre in danger until theyre slow roasting in a crock pot.
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u/DarkScruff 20h ago
I kinda thought it'd be funny if it ended with a shotgun panel from the friend.
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u/kiwiagg 20h ago
I'm too soft for that I guess:D or too European
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u/DarkScruff 20h ago
No no Europeans invented shoot first and label later. I love the art work (I think it'd be more like different vaguely off human copies almost like lifelike manicans)
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u/Artoriarius 17h ago
I figured that's why the friend has their hand behind their back in the last panel.
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u/Naugle17 19h ago
Pigeon/dove is delicious btw
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u/AramaicDesigns 18h ago
Came here to say this. Pigeon broth ramen with rare sliced pigeon breast on top is heaven. :-)
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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 20h ago
I mean pigeons used to be a domesticated animal. Like multiple breeds etc. I wouldnt be surprised some were raised as livestock.
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u/karl2025 9h ago
They were. It's why they're worldwide, people brought them places so they'd have an easy source of food.
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u/Semper_5olus 20h ago
It's too crowded. I'm leaving.
But if that handsome fella in the corner wants to come with me, I wouldn't say no.
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u/Emergency_Elephant 20h ago
I think itd be more like "Oh look there are people over there! It must be safe!" And theyre all mannequins
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u/Chansharp 20h ago
Aren't pigeons like crazy colorful and we just can't see it? Are these decoys painted with colors that we can't see? I don't see how they'de be effective if now
Also looping this to the comic, it'd be like if your friend set up a bunch of really dark grey statues all over their house
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u/Ash_Cat_13 20h ago
Welcome to Argentina and lots of South America. Where the dove population is out of control and causing a lot of agricultural problems. They eat and shoot them daily by the thousands.
There’s a whole tourist industry to go to SA and shoot doves.
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u/kiwiagg 20h ago
I've heard doves taste worse than pigeons?
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u/Ash_Cat_13 20h ago
Pigeons and doves belong to the same family and are taxonomically almost identical. They taste relatively the same. Taste changes based off of what they’ve consumed
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u/Difficult-Rip-2580 18h ago
Pigeons are also called Rock Doves
They are sold all the time in grocery stores. Squab is pigeon though it is like veal to cow if that makes sense.
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u/Malagate3 20h ago
What you need to remember about the pigeon decoys isn't that pigeons are easily fooled, it is that anyone can be fooled with a good enough decoy.
Also, the human equivalent only needs to fool them long enough for the hunter to line up a shot, so you could probably pose some mannequins near a buffet and that would be enough to catch most people.
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u/mrfriendlolo 20h ago
Ehhh it’s a bit different, the pigeons have a harder time noticing that the decoy pigeons are fake. Than we would with fake humans. Humans are surprisingly good at sussing out fake humans
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u/Granny_Bet 18h ago
I love the thought put into the different poses. Like the friend thought "I need one where she's enthusiastically talking, one where she's listening, one where she's posing, and one where she's taking a photo."
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u/Stilgar314 18h ago
Feeling curious, I guess I'd try pigeon https://duckduckgo.com/?q=pigeon+recipe
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u/bean_vendor 18h ago
Counterpoint: Pigeons don't differ too much in appearance on an individual level. Humans do. If a pigeon sees a pigeon decoy, they'll think it's just another pigeon and not a doppelganger or a fake copy of itself. There's also the mirror test. Both humans and pigeons can pass the mirror test, but pigeons need to be trained for it, whereas we just understand that our reflection is just that, a reflection.
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u/Plunger_enema 17h ago
This should be marked 18+.
You're about to be the main course. By this, I mean somebody bought whipped cream and strawberries. I hope you washed thoroughly.
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u/reklesssabrandon 16h ago
I wouldn't even ask and just assume they're fucking those mannequins of me.
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u/Rhunt2021 15h ago
Plot for a horror movie called "Garage Sale". Wealthy people set up a neighborhood garage sale to lure in young poor people who are never seen again...
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u/caddyben 15h ago
This is just literally called hunting.
There are decoys for so many different kinds of animals I really don't understand the purpose of this comic.
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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 7h ago
Wait until you learn about Judas goats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_goat
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u/Nadran_Erbam 20h ago
Not a pigeon, but turkeys will try to mate with females at ALL COSTS. The most extreme examples are decapitated female heads, so.... with all due respect, I'm not expecting a lot from pigeons on this side.
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u/imreallynotthatcool 18h ago
It's called squab. And when you're a broke redneck kid with a .410 it's good eatin'.
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u/Murderouspiplup 18h ago
I live in Italy and my father is a hunter. We have this bird here (Columba palumbus) who is very similar to a pigeon. Cleaned an ate it a few times, it's dry and the taste in a bit on the stronger side, but it's definitely an animal I don't dislike. But since the idea of waking up at 4 am on my free day in the coldest season of the year to go shoot a bird who would gladly keep living, I'll just eat it if my father gives it to me.
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u/Steppyjim 18h ago
I don’t think pigeons have the brain power to be creeped out by anything. These are the same animals that sometimes randomly waddle into a predators nest because reasons
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u/SgathTriallair 16h ago
It's much more like filling a social media site or online game lobby with bots so that it feels like a popular place.
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u/guitar_dude10740 16h ago
I've never eaten pigeon my self by my grandfather was a squab farmer for a period of his life and my father still speaks on the taste, so it is on my bucket list for sure.
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u/YeshilPasha 16h ago
Of course I would. Here is a recipe for it. https://honest-food.net/roast-pigeon-recipe/
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u/Square-Competition48 13h ago
Pigeon is delicious. It’s a dark meat like duck that should be treated similarly for cooking.
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u/udumslut 13h ago
It's just squab, though I imagine snagging a pigeon off the city street is going to taste different than if you buy like legit squab.
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u/afroblewmymind 9h ago
I think this is more likr how a lot of predatory men try to signal safety to women by having other women around 😬
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u/fondledbydolphins 20h ago
Apparently they do the same thing in some places to hunt geese.
You'll go by a farm that's been harvested, or not yet planted, with 20-50 fake geese just chilling.













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u/GloryGreatestCountry 20h ago
Well, pigeons aren't all the same, so to a pigeon, it just looks like a bunch of other people.
And maybe make sure your friend isn't carrying a hunting firearm.