"Two? No-no, that's too complicated. Replace one with green string to differentiate them. What? No, I didn't know Rodriguez was color blind. Well then use striped string!"
"Sir, permission to expand the budget to purchase strings that differentiate by touch. Reasoning being more considerate towards one's disability(s). Failure to act as such might lead into some prison center they refer to as... DEI."
I mean, everybody knows a man is a featherless biped. (and therefore, by logic a woman must be a feathered biped, and that is why some people call women birds)
First and foremost, they don't want to reduce men to their sex organs because they are misogynistic bigots. Second, they frequently define, refine, and constantly redefine "what is a man" using good ol' scientific bigotry and tests like testosterone levels. It's very reminiscent of Germany in the 30s putting all these resources into trying to scientifically identify race, which they had to give up on and admit (internally) it was all vibes.
Pretty sure their response is, “a woman is one born with a vagina and uterus, and a male is born with testicles and a penis.”
Doesn’t have to make sense or be totally accurate to start an argument, they just want to argue as will most who downvote me even though this isn’t my opinion or view on the topic.
Well I could put off the power washing and shower I guess. The dog and the run are already done. And I can reschedule the haircut again. And don't even get me started on the heartless
I'm booked.
Though if I push the kitchen cleaning till dinner I could still have time to take a nap right after I stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness
i love and appreciate everything you do around here but my man, there's no way sleep isn't better for your body than a 5 mile run after being up that long, right?
i am also genuinely impressed how functional you are at that point, i think i'd be dead
-attempts to read the word- -(probably) says it right in one try- -notices this comment- I'm going to take it as a win since I've spent the past 18 or so months doing voice overs.
Yeah, somehow agent Delano has become a huge joy for me to read about. I think it is because it satirizes this conservative/government mentality soooo well :3
Just a novelty phone at his office. There's a certain sense of solidness in a phone that just can't be moved
Edit: decided to check previous comics. Even if it's not at his office (unless he's really into the back alley aesthetics), it's definitely the same phone.
Maybe it is the only working pay-phone around, and off-screen there is a loong line of spies informants, etc. (good place for a bunch of cameos, by the way) waiting in line to use it.
Funny how one of the smallest populations in the acronym has the most required reading. It doesn't help that our most prominent representation is a brain dead sponge, a Cajun homicidal radio station in the shape of a Tumblr sexy man, a tightly wound rock that flies around on a trashcan lid, and an egg laying mammal of action.
My transmasc bros absolutely come up with badass names, one of my favourite parts of being there for their journies or just observing as a spectator. Yet they don't feel over too the top
i personally hope aggie realizes he's just a man who is comfortable with his body and that other people deserve to be comfortable in their bodies too. maybe he gets back to the office and all the rest of his coworkers are clearly mid-transition boymoders trying to keep it on the down-low and he just pulls up a circle of chairs and some coffee and starts his own therapy group.
More than the content, I hate how they use speech bubbles. There are easy established ways to indicate who is speaking without relying on color of text. Reads like the fox is pregnant if you’re not paying attention
Honestly, I was kind of hoping it was the fox that was pregnant at first, since they mentioned it as a palate cleanser from the infamous Zootopia Abortion Comic.
Oh like I didn't know what you were planning with the reverse psychology tactic. Telling us not to look it up knowing damn well we would. I just saved some people extra steps.
Anyone have the link to Aggie in the store learning about warhammer? I tried searching for it but if you'd believe it searching "trans secret agent war hammer" doesn't get the result I'm looking for.
There’s this community, but it’s huge, and they have like sub-communities, and those communities have sub-communities. It’s turtles all the way down. Does that sound about right?
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 22h ago
Aggie's board just got a lot more complicated.