r/comics Bummer Party 1d ago

OC Landlords [OC]

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u/CwispyWhiskey 1d ago

I got a 100$ a month raise in my rent and I made them replace the fence and fix some shit

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u/JackPoe 21h ago

I used to rent from a Ugandan man who replaced our stove.

During the walk out when I moved he asked why my wife wasn't there. I explained we were divorcing. He waived all fees.

So they just choose to be evil.

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u/Bibblejw 5h ago

It’s not a choice to be evil, it’s seeing you as a number (or a thing) rather than a person.

The start of all evil is when people start to see other people as things. -paraphrased from Sir Terry Pratchett.

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u/axearm 20h ago edited 14h ago

So they just choose to be evil.

As do we all.

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u/zamarac 1d ago

at least you got something out of it, most landlords just take the money and ghost you on repairs

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u/CwispyWhiskey 1d ago

Agreed

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u/Numerous_Review5207 22h ago

It’s what they did with us. Supported Accommodation; we’d been complaining about the faulty shower tripping the breaker for over a year; it didn’t get replaced until it just stopped working entirely.

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u/CwispyWhiskey 22h ago

How tf does a shower trip a breaker? Who do you even get? A plumber or electrician?!

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u/UndeadSympathetic 22h ago

It's probably an electric shower head. You'd get an electrician unless there's less water coming out than it should

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u/MontrealChickenSpice 13h ago

Must be Brazilian!

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u/Numerous_Review5207 12h ago

British, actually

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u/kayessaych 22h ago

Maybe rent shouldn’t be able to raise during the time you’re there (not only for the lease) unless meaningful comparable improvements are done

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u/CwispyWhiskey 22h ago

Well I am trying to get 1200$ worth of stuff fixed if that’s what I’m going to be paying. I’m kinda hoping my ac goes out so they have to get a new one

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u/Historical-Load6004 17h ago

I mean you would still have to Account for Inflation 

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 1d ago

I actually reworked the ending to this one based on feedback from Reddit. Social media doesn’t always provide good ideas, but every once in a while a gem pops up.

Hope you enjoy! For more of my comics, come stop by my subreddit: r/BummerParty

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u/ChocolateLab_ 23h ago

What was the original ending?

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 23h ago

Genuinely pretty bummed I didn’t come up with a better closer in the original

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u/Ulrizza 23h ago

I like this one too, both are great 😃

It could easily be a new meme format!

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u/CreatureManstrosity 23h ago edited 20h ago

As someone who has had to deal with shite landlords for the last 6 years this comic is most def relatable. It could be in the lease to fix things and some landlords will still nickel and dime stuff that is by law for them to fix.

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u/vocal-avocado 20h ago

You don’t understand, it’s really hard to make money by not working.

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 22h ago

You don’t understand! Landlords are struggling with property taxes and regulations that prevent them from becoming slum lords!

/s

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u/The_walking_man_ 21h ago

It’s wild how feral some people get over defending themselves as landlords. They get triggered by every little criticism.

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u/Parking_Line_3704 20h ago

I'm a landlord. I lose about $50 a month on my property, cash flow wise. I'm not triggered but the haters paint with very broad brushes.

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u/RocketRelm 17h ago

Generally the problem landlords are the ones who are billionaires owning tons of property abd doing the bare minimum. Retired people renting out their old business building only count insofar as populists want to tribally witchhunt an Other to declare as the enemy causing all their problems. 

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u/Striking_Compote2093 5h ago

You're making a loss? Then why not, you know, sell... That's the easy solution, surely.

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u/Parking_Line_3704 5h ago

No, its a little more complicated than that. There is an upside in that my renter is paying in to my equity of the house. Additionally, I tried to sell when I first had to move out but would have taken a bath. Selling a house is not a cost free transaction unfortunately. The housing market in the area has not changed much since.

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u/Striking_Compote2093 5h ago

So, you're a person renting out 1 property then, as I understand it. If so, You're not the problem. Small scale renting is useful for society as long as owning real estate doesn't become your "job". And a tenant can actually approach you and not some rental company.

That said i am hostile to the idea that the person paying the mortgage on a house ends up not owning the house. Real estate as a speculative investment asset is really fucking up the world and this system of buying houses with a loan that a renter will pay, is a big part of how.

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u/14ctgold 22h ago

I reached out to my landlords when my toilet was backing up due to some weird thing with the plumbing line and they got back to me three weeks later. Paid the $330 for it to get fixed myself because i only have the one toilet and its pretty important.

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u/who_you_are 23h ago

Does that $300 blood fee includes getting out of the body as well?

Asking for a friend

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u/T_Weezy 22h ago

The real answer is that the entire commercial real estate industry is turning a basic human necessity and right (shelter) into a solely profit-driven endeavor.

People don't hate landlords, specifically; they hate Capitalism. They just don't know it yet.

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u/Zversky 20h ago

You cannot jail Capitalism.

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u/T_Weezy 17h ago

You can constrain it with socialist policies and programs as well as with highly progressive tax codes.

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u/Embarrassed_Tooth718 20h ago

I believe that it is more nuanced : some very capitalistic countries don't really have landlords (I think Singapore, can someone confirm this?) since the government owns the most of the countries land. Capitalism is far too vague in this particular criticism.

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u/vi_sucks 8h ago

Lol, you think people don't rent in Singapore?

Just because the government owns the land doesn't mean private landlords don't exist. It just means that instead of owning the land outright in perpetuity, the landlord has a long term lease on it.

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u/T_Weezy 17h ago

since the government owns the most of the countries land

That, by which I mean the system of land usage, is not a "very capitalist" system. In fact a huge part of paper communism (as opposed to what communism ends up turning into in practice) is the land being owned by the government and provided on an as-needed-and-available basis to citizens.

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u/Embarrassed_Tooth718 17h ago

The land is owned by the government but whatever is on it can be bought. (Yeah it wasn't the best example for my point... I was trying to say that capitalism doesn't necessarily equals landlords.)

Anyways people don't complain when their houses belong to them. The very definition of capitalism. This point doesn't really work for this generation since most of us will not own a house or apartment.

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u/axearm 20h ago

People don't hate landlords, specifically; they hate Capitalism.

It precedes capitalism, after all the term landlord goes back at least as far as feudalism.

Also people do hate landlords, both in the general and the specific, I can link some posts in this thread attesting to that.

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u/T_Weezy 18h ago

I mean yes, that's all true (at least etymologically speaking), but the modern version of a bad landlord is very much a product of the real estate industry being driven by an unchecked profit motive with no consideration for the human consequences of squeezing every last drop of profitability out of rental properties and new housing developments.

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u/vi_sucks 8h ago

Lol, people have been grousing about shitty landlords since a LONG time ago. It's not a modern problem at all.

Juvenal was complaining about landlords in Rome during the first century AD. With literally the same complaints about high rent, and lack of maintenance.

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u/NotThatAngel 14h ago

Many of them are on a power trip, and for good reason. The only times people use the word "lord" is referring to a landlord or when they're on their knees on Sunday morning.

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u/elhomerjas 1d ago

well that ended with a bang

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u/LucyLilium92 23h ago

No, it ended with the landlord issuing an invoice

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u/Novel_Control_1922 23h ago

Seems accurate.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 22h ago

Before we rented a place I had no idea how to fix anything as the landlord was too slow to respond or would simply not respond at all to emergency repair calls

After years of having to do it myself. Now, I can probably fix just about anything.

Really helped us buy a fixer upper house for cheap so we could stop giving that asshole our money

That rental gome gave us so many problems that whenever we find ourselves driving by our old place we give it two middle fingers while driving by

One for the house and one for the landlord

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u/capnscabbard 22h ago

You fool! Dead Tennants don't pay rent!

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u/TieCivil1504 20h ago

I looked for apt, duplex or house rentals that were so trashed nobody else would take it. The landlord was usually someone who had it for retirement income.

I would agree to their bottom-low rent, on condition I deduct my rehab materials expense off the rent. With my DIY experience, I'd rapidly work through the unit cleaning and repairing everything: plumbing, electrical, windows, doors, appliances, furniture ...everything.

When I was done I'd have the nicest house on the block, with appreciative neighbors and landlord. Landlords never raised my low rent for fear of losing me. Frugality and DIY for the win.

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u/chrispy_t 8h ago

Damn. This happened?

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 1h ago

Yes my landlord shot me and then made me pay $300

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u/silvaastrorum 4h ago

this is loss if you pan the camera down a bit in the fourth panel

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u/OliverClothesov87 20h ago

They need not exist. Human shelter should never have a profit incentive 

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u/metrion I am food 20h ago

It's a small thing, but when the ice maker in the fridge in the last place I rented broke, and when we asked our cheap ass-landlord to fix it he said "Well if it were me I would just use ice trays." Sure, Bill, but when we signed the lease this place had a working ice maker and that's the expectation so do your job and fix it. He never did. We basically did what we wanted with that place though because he was such a slumlord.

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u/Zimakov 22h ago

Every landlord I've ever had has been fantastic.

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u/vi_sucks 8h ago

Yeah, i honestly don't know how so many people are constantly running into insane landlords.

Part of it, I think is the age of the building. I've mostly lived in relatively modern and decently upscale corporate owned apartments. So i've never really had issues that needed fixing. Only once in 15 years of renting and several different places did i have a real issue. My AC went out one time, and the corporate office sent the maintenance folks to fix it pretty quick.

But my sister rented a shitty house in college, and she has some horror stories about how sucky that place was.

So maybe people living in cities with 100 year or older buildings may have way more maintenance issues and thus more friction with their landlords.

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u/MayaIsSunshine 22h ago

Glad you're out here defending the poor marginalized landlord class

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u/Zimakov 8h ago

Just stating a fact

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u/tiredofstandinidlyby 21h ago

I think it's probably more about the part of being a parasite that only takes with giving absolutely nothing in return

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u/Xhukari 20h ago

Do landlords do this? This feels more like an AirBnB ending.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 20h ago

Yes my landlord shot me and then charged me $300

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u/Xhukari 20h ago

I would suggest to sue them, but they will just hit you with that Civil Case Fee, smh...

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u/Turgid_Donkey 17h ago

"I'm taking that out of your deposit."

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u/Illustrious-Comfort1 21h ago

Why would any decent person decide making a living by being a parasite?