r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Turbulent_Bag_611 • 1d ago

Another purpose of his ass is 🤔

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u/whatsagoinon1 1d ago

I was waiting for that sudden 6 inch drop

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago

Me too. I was clenched the whole time.

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u/pgcotype 1d ago

My late friend, Billy, used to say "My asshole sucked inward so hard, I could've given myself a sharp 4' colonscopy."

I miss that guy.

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

You gotta relax if you want it to go deeper

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u/tmac4969 1d ago

Voluntary impaling

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u/StupidDopeMoves 15h ago

Me too stopped it early to check the comments.

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 9h ago

I could not finish watching it. So he didn’t get a visit from Vlad?!

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u/CoasterRoller420 1d ago

That's probably the best outcome tbh

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u/_onefootinthecloset 7h ago

I said almost exactly this. "My dude, you're lucky that falling off the stick was the worst that did happen, cuz the worst that could happen is much, much worse."

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u/Stikki_Minaj 1d ago

If you love what you do, you'll never have to work a day in your life.

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u/deafblindmute 1d ago

You know, at this point in this series of videos, I think I'd feel less weirded out if he was just fucking himself in the ass with a wooden dildo instead of climbing up a pole and then doing a jerk dance while keeping himself aloft only with the strength of his pants and the power of his clenched butt-cheeks.

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u/neilbay 1d ago

He looks around to make sure no one is watching.

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u/CallmeChapybara 1d ago

This is what ottomans saw when they reached Târgovişte

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u/arbredespayschauds 1d ago

Niche reference, but I’m feeling it

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u/Fun_Routine_5245 1d ago

His daily workout

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u/split_0069 1d ago

"Vlad cant impale me" -this guy

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u/mecartistronico 1d ago

I expected it to go much much worse and was already imagining the medical analysis.

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u/XChrisUnknownX 14h ago

As you can see in frame B the vertical shaft tears the tissue. At that point, even in the best of hands, the prognosis is grim.

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u/thatguy11 1d ago edited 1d ago

ooohhhh k brother... WelI see you mixed it up SLIGHTLY! lol

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u/amberShade2 1d ago

Enough Reddit for today

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u/mmanuspar 1d ago

unrapable man strikes again

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u/thebadslime 1d ago

sussy baka

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u/Roest_ 1d ago

This is the far better outcome than what I thought it would be.

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u/o0SinnQueen0o 1d ago

All the time I was hoping he'd fall off instead of falling in. That was such a stressful watch.

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u/Snoo_79693 21h ago

I thought this was gonna be so much worse

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u/Jd11347 17h ago

Tinder India is pretty wild.

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u/digitaldigdug 14h ago

That was probably the least bad outcome that could've happened.

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u/SnowStar35 5h ago

He going to inalive himself someday

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u/jaymoney1 5h ago

Rectum? Damn near killed em

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u/hereforthesportsball 5h ago

He look angry like it’s someone else jamming a stick up his ass

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u/Synner1985 5h ago

"Oh look as i totally accidentally fall backwards into this puddle i've accidentally conveniently placed my stick in front of!

Just so i can get some attention from people i'll never meet online!

See how funny and whitty i am internet?! "

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u/Weird-one0926 1d ago

So, he's got a dildo with a large flared base up there already?