r/Unexpected • u/leontin91 • 2h ago

Is this harassment?

15.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/post-explainer 2h ago edited 2h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A vet recorded himself unhappy then switching the camera to the door and zooming then we can see the door knob pressing down and the door slowly opening. A cow opened the door, and the cow start licking his face showing that she is hungry

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/RupertHermano 2h ago

What a lewd cow...

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u/RobbertDownerJr 2h ago

Udder madness!

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u/EarballsAgain 1h ago

If I was him I'd moove house

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u/ArkanenCastle 1h ago

Maybe she's an escowrt.

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u/mealteamsixty 12m ago

That's my husband's pet name for me

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u/urgdr 2h ago

when I was a kid we would piss on a cow because of salt they like... jesus... so they were doing something like in the video

so, figure out yourself why this cow is repeatedly doing that on the video

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u/mealteamsixty 11m ago

You would WHAT??

Yes, officer, this comment right here

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u/arinawe 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h55EUEsTG9224

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u/Fickle-Duty4241 1h ago

Internet still can be wonderful 😂

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u/theoffsideking 3m ago

It's good that there are videos like this to lift your mood.

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u/Sad_dead_bird 1h ago

Let the breeze caress thyn wild locks…

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 41m ago

Tresemmé Tresemmé Moo La La

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u/msanderson10 26m ago

Maybe she's born with it or maybe it's Moobelline

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u/Sea_Measurement_1654 2h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 29m ago

Perfect gif :P

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 2h ago edited 2h ago

Harassment? Rent is overdue and a cow has got to collect

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u/_le_slap 1h ago

If my landlord ever did this I might pay them double

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u/PyroIsSpai 1m ago

Adam Driver looking rough.

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u/addrock1221 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bW1kpuYYnPTwc

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u/YanicPolitik 1h ago

Oh you French

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u/addrock1221 1h ago

My lil’ Brie

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 44m ago

You real sexy when you're takin' my advice

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u/CrazyNext6315 27m ago

Grace kelly

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u/fatboi_mcfatface 2h ago

Report to HR

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u/reeberdunes 1h ago

More like CR?

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u/Frosty-Improvement-8 1h ago

Cristiano Ronaldo?

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u/genriko8 48m ago

Costa Rica?

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u/Liferescripted 46m ago

Heifer Resources

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 2h ago

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u/YanicPolitik 1h ago

Don't have a cow, man.

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u/MilleniumRetard 2h ago

The eye contact till the end.. I want no beef with that cow.

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u/froggyisland 2h ago

This is bully

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u/Destrox12 2h ago

Freaky ahh cow

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u/SilasAI6609 2h ago

The best kind of harassment

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u/Shackelfurd 2h ago

I was going to suggest taking this up with HR, but I'm not sure they have jurisdiction on this one

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u/ArmadilloFit652 47m ago

what that mouth do

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u/CaptShrek13 2h ago

That depends, do you like it?

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u/OrganicNewspaper7886 2h ago

Michael giving Dwight the signal to leave

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 2h ago

Honey... it's time for my milking!
Yes dear...

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u/NobblyNobody 2h ago

defo take that to HR

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u/TF2PublicFerret 2h ago

That was genuinely unexpected

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u/crow_crone 2h ago

"Step away from the milking machine and FEED ME!!!"

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u/Intelligent_Ice_947 2h ago

Moooooo! 👅 I'm thirsty! Water please 💦

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u/LiLMoGravy 2h ago

Get over here and give your Auntie a kiss....

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u/spectre_m 1h ago

picaMoo

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u/Helmgh 1h ago

That's outrageous, preposterous, and simply unethical, a clear violation of civil rights.

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u/blazorfire 1h ago

The cow wants a smooch

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits 1h ago

Comin baby 😏

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u/ReachParticular5409 1h ago

I guess it's cool to make fun of sexual harassment now...

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 1h ago edited 10m ago

"Kiss Me" is the best one-hit-wonder of the 2000s. Fight me and I'll die on this hill

edit It came out in 1997 and unfortunately I can't say it's the best OWW on the '90s ("One Headlight" is better, sorry Sixpence!)

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u/Winters_Heart 16m ago

I'll fight you

(because it's a 90s song)

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 13m ago

Holy shit, I looked it up, and yeah. 1997. I would have bet you $100 that song came out in 2003. I stand corrected.

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u/NoBSforGma 1h ago

"Got any food?"

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u/Venki_8259 1h ago

Show more respect for your coworker 😂

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u/jurawall_jumper 1h ago

Ain't no way, I'm outta here

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u/LastLivingPineapple 1h ago

File a report with bovine resources or go and talk directly to their moonegement

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u/Johhniebuckets 1h ago

Yes, take this recording directly to HR. If the bovine is in a management role, you my friend, have a nice lawsuit on your hands.

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u/zooline 1h ago

Who's turning this into a gif?

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u/1nfer1or 1h ago

Just put a ribbon on it.

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u/Tenezill 1h ago

At least it sexual

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u/CaffeineAndGrain 1h ago

Oh sure when a cow does it, it’s adorable, but when I do it to my wife in the background of her zoom meeting with her boss I’m “embarrassing” and “immature.” The double standards are unbelievable

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u/Longryderr 1h ago

When a cow does it it’s funny, when l did it I got a restraining order. So unfair.🤪

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u/Beatless7 57m ago

Call HR.

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u/roselan 55m ago

The cow opening!

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u/Souperzeesteak 55m ago

Cow harassing my architecture

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u/Gold-Battle1701 52m ago

omgomgomg what's up with her tongue

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u/topredditbot 49m ago

Hey /u/leontin91,

You did it! Your post is officially the #1 post on Reddit. It is now forever immortalized at /r/topofreddit.

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u/greg_regular 42m ago

That cow is gonna make some great lengua tacos

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u/Leaf_04 37m ago

"Milky twilight" yep, checks out.

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u/raydricEW 34m ago

This cow needs to be put on a list, I don't know which list... but we gotta get her in one.

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u/Legitimate-Hat2415 34m ago

All she wanted was a kiss 😂😊

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u/PresidentialDiapers 30m ago

Gonna need a bale of alfalfa and three hours of privacy, please

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u/articland05_reddit 29m ago

giggity giggity

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u/USDXBS 27m ago

Once my cat put his paw on my crotch and winked at me

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u/razulian- 25m ago

Reminds me of the cow that forced their way into the room with a woman trying to push it back with the door. Moo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1o315h3/maybe_maybe_maybe/

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u/jamesthegide7 24m ago

Okay every one mooooove on

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u/MesugakiFujiwara 24m ago

Oh my god, honestly yes

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 19m ago

Hr immediately

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u/North-Airline2676 14m ago

You should report this behaviour  to HR.

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u/SeeWoke 10m ago

Sexual harassment! Guilty, right to the meat market!

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u/Frances-Farmer-1953 8m ago

I hope the health department doesn’t see that kitchen.

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u/hellowhatisyou 7m ago

Yes

Yes it is

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u/KcityKalcutta 6m ago

😅😅😅😅😅

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u/Dunno_If_I_Won 5m ago

I should call her.

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u/khadaffy 4m ago

Here's the original. It goes for a while.

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u/Unlucky-Pie-6043 2m ago

Maybe not...

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u/whilo909 2h ago

Every time I hear that song my brain thinks of the other version.

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u/JViz 2h ago

What other version?

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u/ellis90009 1h ago

probably this one thinking about it now. This would have been a great opportunity for a Rick roll but it's not

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u/Euphoric-Decision-58 2h ago

That cow wanted a repeat of the oral sex you gave it last time!

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u/fellanyyy 2h ago

Wtf dude