r/SipsTea • u/Many_Mud_8194 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 2h ago

Feels good man Wrong woman to rob.

327 Upvotes

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u/sheulater 2h ago

Left, right GOOODNIGHT

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u/Left-Cups 2h ago

she really kicked his ass lol the guy hasnt gotten a beating like that since he was a kid and tried to steal candy from his brother

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u/abatoire 2h ago

I mean, he got off lightly considering she used her fists and not any form of utensil that was likely lying around

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u/Urabraska- 2h ago

She could have just smashed the bottle over his head till he stopped moving.

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u/ZazaB00 1h ago

She evaluated that option after hitting him once with it and decided her fists were much more effective than a plastic bottle.

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u/Carrera_996 18m ago

I was getting robbed. My favorite stripper cracked him on the head with an empty quart beer bottle. It turns out those bottles don't break. Heads do. She hit him so hard he pissed himself.

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u/Ragewind82 4m ago

Was she your favorite before or after the incident?

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u/Adventurous-Hand-648 2h ago

He got off lightly because she allowed him to leave. She was about to go for round two when she decided she just want to close up and go home.

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u/avokkah 2h ago

i saw the second thought before pulling him back in. He got off light. she had a few more rounds to my eyes lol

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u/YakResident_3069 2h ago

Could have broken his elbow with that kinda leverage thru the window.

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u/IllustriousSpot5947 1h ago

She's keeping the perfect range on those punches. Any boxer would be proud.

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u/SorielBrook 2h ago

never forget: the cashier might just give you some change...

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u/justwalk1234 2h ago

Lucky she didn’t keep a bat (or a hammer..) in there..

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u/truemad 2h ago

Amazing boxing, probably not her first rodeo.

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u/trukkija 25m ago

Really, this is amazing boxing for you?

Well the good part is that if she actually knew how to box and would punch him with force, she would have probably broken her hand.

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 2h ago

People tend to forget ho fragile eyeballs really are

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u/CucuMatMalaya 2h ago

Strong and independent woman should be.

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u/Think-Square5118 2h ago

That left got him clean

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u/YakResident_3069 2h ago

She was all. And thats just a Tuesday

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u/COV3RTSM 2h ago

Nothing but haymakers.

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u/NJFlo18 2h ago

“2 piece with the soda!”

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 2h ago

That was not the first time she's done that. Nice shots she got in 👍

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 2h ago

"So he says to me, "You know I really wanna lick her"  I said "Pardon" He says again "I really wanna lick her" well I completely lost it! First I slam him with a quarter round house right, and then a flurry of left and rights that almost made his skull pop like an over ripe cherry tomato. And that's why they call me The Champ!"

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u/PlayfulNatural9150 1h ago

A dat Vasile drumul la rachete....

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u/E4g6d4bg7 1h ago

Atta girl

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u/free_da_guys1107 1h ago

Put the mittens on his goof ass 😂

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u/ivanchovv 44m ago

Good! These Jehovah Witness folks getting out of hand

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u/SalivateTheStarfish 40m ago

Spit my coffee on a pamphlet they sent the other day

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u/David_Shotokan 2h ago

Never fight a girl who has 4 older brothers 😂

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 2h ago

No one asking the important question here, what the heck is he pushing himself through it, it's obviously some sort of window but it looks so odd

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u/Kpachecodark 2h ago

Food truck window maybe?

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u/jerkface1026 1h ago

Likely a pass through window used in a liquor store during late or early hours.

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u/Tgsheufhencudbxbsiwy 1h ago

A food truck window. He’s reaching the for register 

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u/bt65 1h ago

That's gonna be sore, put some icebags on those knucles!

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u/MurkDiesel 1h ago

uhhh, who's the right woman to rob?

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u/xKurumi 1h ago

She let him have it knuckle sandwich to go.

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u/misfunctional 56m ago

Wasn't expecting the dempsey roll.

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u/CRXCRZ 55m ago

😍

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u/Nephroidofdoom 36m ago

That was like a boss battle when you stun them and have a few seconds to do as much damage as you can.

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u/No_Influence_9389 35m ago

Girl got a whole Tae bo workout in on him.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 25m ago

God damn she absolutely threw those hands

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u/Mel_Morty 11m ago

That’s a weak thief, her punches were weak. I wouldn’t even call them punches.

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u/CasinoMarginale 4m ago

“Hi. I’m here about the job as a volunteer piñata.”

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u/Basement_Defender 2h ago

TF is she aiming at missing most of the swings and doing 0 damage 😂

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u/BAJ-JohnBen 2h ago

It got the job done.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 2h ago

Hitting top of his skull with her tiny fists? Yeah that probably hurt her more than it did him

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u/Clueby42 2h ago

Don't know why you're being downvoted other than for stating facts on Reddit

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u/Hiza_812 2h ago

so getting hit by a pebble actually hurts the pebble more, right?

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u/Clueby42 2h ago

No, but a closed fist on the top of the skull is very likely to break finger bones and leave the other person in minor discomfort

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u/Think-Square5118 2h ago

Boooooooooo