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u/ecclectic_collector 5h ago
you think Vance and Hegseth shop for mascara together
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u/Sister_Resistor69 5h ago
What's wrong with men wearing makeup
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u/Sister_Resistor69 4h ago
I get the point, they are trying to shame them for wearing make up
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u/Accomplished-Staff-9 4h ago
Because it’s ironic that someone like Hegseth would be so into prosecuting his former self to the full extent of the law because they were being themselves. You know, the Republican ethos, ‘Freedom for me, not for thee’. Typical ladder pulling bullshit
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u/Almajanna256 5h ago
No here's an actual picture of him in high school per the star tribune (biggest newspaper in the twin cities).
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u/stupidber 3h ago
Derek Jacob is out of control
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u/DorfOnGenocide 2h ago
Erin Dahl seems like a stoner
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u/Ssshizzzzziit 1m ago
Neither of these two should have been behind the wheel. Fuckin menace to society, these two.
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u/Hahndizzle 5h ago
No wonder why movie producers cast grown men in their 30's to play young "teens" in high school. That's absolutely a grown ass man in his 30's.
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u/KeithClossOfficial 36m ago
I’m around his age and this looks exactly like my high school yearbook, all clearly 18 year olds to me
The theory of outdated styles supposedly making people look older stays undefeated
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u/ImhotepsServant 4h ago
He looks like he’d win the “most likely to be a date-rapist” award
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u/DorfOnGenocide 2h ago
He definitely pushed Joshua Havens up against a locker, and the sexual tension was weird.
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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 5h ago
So now he looks like an alpha jock in Animal House, you know where his super hot girlfriend is giving him a handy in his cherry red convertible but he cant get it up because hes busy plotting revenge against Delta House. She gets exasperated and throws her latex glove on the dashboard.
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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 5h ago
Yeah this is way more believable, him being a tool back then as well as today.
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u/knightsofgel 2h ago
This is a pretty unfortunately looking group of people
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u/DetectiveTrapezoid 18m ago
I feel so bad for all these people because they happened to be on the same yearbook page as the Secretary of Defense. Especially that Eminem-looking Joshua Havens - I feel worst for him
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u/your_mileagemayvary 1h ago
I mean if I was him I'd rather be the one in ops image. Dude in ops image would have had a bunch of GFs, your image... I mean maybe he had one.
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u/Organic_Bat_7598 32m ago
How does every school have that guy who looks like he could be on the staff with a healthy 401k?
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u/RequiemTwilight 5h ago
That’s shocking and yet not surprising to see he had* alcohol skin hardening in his face by high school.
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u/DiscountLando 3h ago
It’s crazy cause I thought I saw him like 3 times, only to realize it wasn’t him. As a non white person? Some white people really look alike.
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u/PrincipleGuilty4894 3h ago
Shantell, Jessica, and kellie… hmu!!! I’m 22 I’ll do anything for you xD
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u/wolf96781 6h ago
"Speak plainly and stand your ground"
Bruh was a fucking edgy loser even back then
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u/wthja 5h ago
How is he a loser now? Getting rich by every minute, high government official and he is doing whatever he wants. We are the losing ones
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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 5h ago
And possibly facing a war crimes trial when playtime with the boys is over.
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u/wthja 5h ago
Hopefully, yes. Only then I would agree that he is a looser. At the moment, even Trump - the biggest criminal is not a loser. He is getting away of his crimes
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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 5h ago
It's a little sad when people who get away with crimes or enrich themselves illegitimately can be considered "winners". It's this insatiable appetite for material wealth and admiration for those that achieve it at others expense that has allowed American culture to slide into its malaise. Trump has gotten actually rich and not just leveraged to the hilt during his presidency but still doesn't seem able to sleep at night
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u/wthja 5h ago
I believe I couldn't pass the message I was trying to convey.
For the average Joe it doesn't matter whether Musk is happy when he is alone or not. He may be a piece of shit (which he is), but he robbed people with DOGE, election interference, subsidies, insider trading and overall made everything worse for everyone and made himself a trillionaire. So, the people lost something, not that POS.
We are the losers for not standing up against the criminals and bullies.
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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 4h ago
You're point wasnt lost on me and its true, virtually everyone associated professionally with Trump seems to suffer eventually. Outside of Kid Rock, I dont think many people enjoy his company socially, you never see him enjoying any social occasions with his family. Maybe his great joy in life is just being an asshole, dunno.
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u/wolf96781 5h ago
*loser.
Two "o's" means to make something less tight.
Ie: I made the screw looser.
One "o" to indicate something is being taken away.
Ie: you lost the bike.
He is a "loser" not a "looser"
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u/wolf96781 5h ago
If that's how you measure happiness then you must be one miserable son of a bitch
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u/wthja 5h ago
It is not mine, but it is definitely for him. So, he is not a loser for himself.
You can say a similar line about the looser Trump. But the real losers are the ones robbed by Trump and the ones who cant make Trump pay for his crimes.
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u/wolf96781 5h ago
No, he is. Men like him are never happy.
*loser
Has Trump ever looked actually happy to you? No, he's chasing a high. He's like every other insecure cunt in the world.
They can't make themselves happy, so they chase honor and prestige trying to make other people think they're happy so people admire them.
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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 2m ago
Not mutually exclusive.. You can be the richest, most powerful person on the planet and still be an absolute loser.. exp: Elon Musk
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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 5h ago
I refuse to believe he was that hot
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u/poop-machines 2h ago edited 1h ago
You're right, he would've aged horribly if it were true.
here's him and Steve doocy. He's on the right. Tbh they look like dweebs.
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u/anomie89 4h ago
is this real? I used to go to school with guys like this. if they were actually good at playing an instrument or skating they were cool tho
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u/dontmesswithcatz 2h ago
Tool
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u/rainorshinedogs 1h ago
Whoa whoa whoa don't bring that band into this.
Though I wouldn't be surprised if that was a band that he would have refused to listen to because "I don't follow untalented music and I go my own way"
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u/UseSpecialist544 5h ago edited 3h ago
There's a reason Grindr blows up when a MAGA event is in town. I'm not saying Pete Hegseth is a closeted homosexual because he once sported eyeliner; that's incidental. I'm saying Pete swallows his hot dogs whole, because he wants to test male military personnel in combat arms for testosterone levels. That sounds like a challenge from RuPaul's Drag Race.
I say this with respect to gay dudes everywhere, but Pete Hegseth's behavior since he became Secretary of Defense War just screams "I'm a bottom for guys in uniform and looking for a Smokey the Bear to put out my fire with his 'hose' tonight."
Edit: grammar mistakes
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u/South_Bit1764 2h ago
There were only like 3 male styles in 1999:
Still hanging on to the Kurt Cobain look.
Dove right in to Limp Bizkit
And what we have here with Petey is the classic Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day). This is straight Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning! Even Billie Joe wasn’t wearing that much eyeliner tho.
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u/JohnnyDirtball 6m ago
Then Jackass and Eminem came along. After that it was nothing but bleach blond Ceasers and faux-hawks.
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u/Congregator 3h ago
If I can be completely honest though, Pete Hegseth seems pretty typical of everyone from this age bracket (saying this as a Xennial)
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u/lingbabana 1h ago
Look hegseth as gay af and not the good kind where two people love eachother but lets not spread propaganda. That excuse for a human is a joke though
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u/DaysOfParadise 1h ago
so, he started drinking in high school? this photo, well, every photo of him, is the reason women cover their drinks.
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u/Large_Score6728 52m ago
He looks like Rodrick from the first diary of a wimpy kid movie. Fitting since the band he played in was loaded diaper.
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u/Corporate-Scum 30m ago
Whatta doosh! Seriously? Johnny emo? This is why he’s faking masculinity so hard. He’s a coward.
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u/Potential_Spam_6969 5m ago
Say it to his face. I mean, we know you're too much of a coward to do it, but still.
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u/nuklearphusion 6h ago
Can someone confirm if this is a real picture. I haven’t taken an interest in researching much about Heggy so any confirmation appreciated.
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u/Partosimsa 55m ago
I would have done so much for this man, holy fuck why is past him hot as the devil? Ngl he still is kind of attractive behind that idiotic exterior
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u/tactical-tux 5h ago
Yoooo he was actually hot, why didn't he stay emo? Shit I'm an infantryman and I would've dated that kind of guy (I'm closet bi sadly).
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u/coffee_coffee_coffe3 𝙑𝙄𝙋 5h ago
Find him on a Saturday night, and he looks exactly like this, but with Nazi tattoos and Rohypnol too.
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u/tactical-tux 4h ago
That's actually hilarious but also, rohypnol in his system or in his pocket? That tells me whether this goes from funny to creepy.
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u/Ok_Meet_2678 4h ago edited 4h ago
Wait until he finds out that in humans - males have some estrogen and females have some testosterone.
Edit: here some thing interesting : Men actually require healthy estrogen levels to regulate their sex drive, protect their bones, and manage brain health.
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u/SalivateTheStarfish 3h ago
Pete requires low iq men with high sex drive to be around each other, then let inhibitions take control.
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u/Ok_Meet_2678 3h ago
But for men to help regulate the sex drive we need estrogen.... So he's an idiot....
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u/djdaem0n 3h ago
He's looks annoying intolerable, even back then. And i'm speaking as a former goth kid myself.
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u/Zacharacamyison 2h ago
If you’re under 40 don’t sit here and act like you didn’t look like that in high school. Fuck outta here
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u/Entire-Ratio-9681 4h ago
I love how the left wears furry buttplugs in public but mascara is a bit much. Especially when it’s a high school photo. But whatever makes your hate bubble cute and fluffy.
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u/Aromatic_Brother 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z