r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 11h ago

Gasp! Quintessentially Pretty, but

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u/thebaronmontyskew 11h ago

More like Dua-rhea, amirite?

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u/MarkMew 6h ago

Dua-bolical joke

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u/SonicVenture68 11h ago

Are we talking about the music?

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u/Meme_master420_ 7h ago

Completely valid joke

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u/-ratmeat- 9h ago

nice 

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u/dilldoeorg 11h ago

I've noticed girls really like hot & sour foods

she basically just recreated her chinese takeout order, hot & sour soup with a diet coke.

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u/mage_irl 7h ago

The idea of drinking my Chinese takeout makes me gag

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u/DerpSlurpRawrGheyLol 6h ago

I can confirm. Spice and tang are irresistible to me. Nothing makes my mouth water like those flavors.

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u/Oily_Blob 11h ago

Imagine her breath after drinking 3 or 4 of these:

There would have to be new rules

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u/PuzzledCar2120 11h ago

Diet coke? Good.
Pickles? Good.
Jalapeño sauce? Gooood.
And Dua Lipa?!

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u/McBeaster 10h ago

"It tastes like feet!"

"🤷‍♂️ I like it!"

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u/Oily_Blob 11h ago

Don't start now, she has me levitating--

I'm just saying those drinks break my heart.

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u/OrangeThrower 11h ago

Yea. Rule 1: don’t stop.

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u/dark-lord1910 5h ago

Rule 34 : please stop

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u/djelegal 10h ago

Can still spit in my mouth

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u/Royal_Annek 9h ago

Dick can't smell

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u/AtPrick 11h ago

It would smell like the color of her hair

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u/bucketboy9000 6h ago

Jokes on you, some people are into that shit

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u/Ok_Dot_6527 6h ago

dont mind, she could kiss me till it lasts

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u/_PastelCharm 11h ago

This isn't a premum celebrity drink trend. This is the exact flavor profile of a chaotic 2 AM pregnancy craving engineered entirely out of absolute desperation and whatever was left in the back of the fridge.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 5h ago

Did you personally invent some weird combination like this?

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u/_SilkLunar 11h ago

Combining the industrial solvent properties of Diet Coke with pure vinegar and hot sauce is less of a refreshing drink recipe and more of a localized biochemical weapon designed to permanently delete your stomach lining.

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u/PM-ME-UR-VOLVO-PICS 11h ago

I think the stomach is the one thing that can probably handle acid tbh.

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u/Yet_again_Sac 11h ago

That's like its whole thing, if you really think about it

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u/Evil-Cun 11h ago

Look at me I’m being a creative mixologist this beverage here is called the Cucumber Insurgency. I went to bartending school, my favorite drink was invented in a dilapidated strip club in Memphis in the 40’s by a hobo named Sticker. He put six shots of Kentucky Tavern in a tin of coffee grinds, I really like its rustic taste.

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u/Complete_Carry_4454 11h ago

One of our traditional alcohols is straight up jet fuel. This is nothing lol 

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u/1987LR 6h ago

Diet Coke is so offensive to humans. Can't believe how normalised it has become globally. Bleurgh.

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u/Madmartigan2024 5h ago

She's pregnant already?

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u/lecarguy 11h ago

This actually sounds pretty good.

I make a similar drink with lemon juice, jalapeño juice (like the pickle juice from the pickled jalapeño bottles) and some ginger beer.

I'm not a fan of dr. Pepper but I'm sure this uses a splash of it for balancing the taste and mouthfeel from the fizz.

Replace it with Coke and I might try it.

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u/7Up-Yours 10h ago

I don't know any beautiful women ...checkmate

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u/dynamomark 9h ago

Although I do know a few raccoons

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u/melcolnik 11h ago

Sit on my face and you can drink what you like

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 11h ago

Bruh, nooooooooo. That Ph would be SO FAR outta whack 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/-ratmeat- 9h ago

unless she a basic bitch 

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u/yukifujita 1h ago

Whoever's downvoting you skipped basic chemistry

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u/bwoah07_gp2 11h ago

I like Dua, I hate pickles... 😖

https://giphy.com/gifs/piLdepx4AwU54jk3dQ

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u/664mezcal619 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2MJADdC027gk
Always knew she had something odd about her

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 10h ago

Her gut biome must experience their version of the apocalypse multiple times a day

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u/LeanderthalTX 10h ago

not to mention her rectum as well

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u/Conyan51 10h ago

I mean I used to do IPAs with a half shot of honey whisky in them so I have no place to judge.

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u/Available-Oil3884 7h ago edited 7h ago

I used to sneak a shot of vodka in angry orchid. Can’t even taste it! I handed one to my friend once and forgot to tell her I put a shot of vodka in them she thought I was trying to alcohol poison hers

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u/Ok_Economy_5083 7h ago

"Dirty beer" isn't anything out of the ordinary. Lots of people drink variations of it.

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u/Weak-Entertainer-803 9h ago

Don't insult raccoons like that, even they have boundaries.

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u/Mission_Ad_2928 7h ago

James Charles looking ass

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u/Jeramy_Jones 6h ago

She prengan?

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u/leclercwitch 6h ago

Giiiirl dinnnerrrrr

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u/SithLordRising 10h ago

You are what you eat

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u/mrkhabs 10h ago

sounds like trash juice to me

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u/earmachine 9h ago

Jesus christ no

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u/fool_tool-2525 8h ago

I think she'd enjoy digging thru my trash for the extra funky jungle juice at the bottom.

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u/SumBodhiThatIUse2Kno 7h ago

Spicy South American hot cocoa is a thing. Pickle / Pickled Jalapeno juice usually goes into dips and sauces or spreads. Hot sauce usually has vinegars that blend well with other sauces but not always.

She can name it Dumpster Juice and pair it with froyo w/ sugar alcohol gummy worms.

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u/BottleMean6139 6h ago

Yea, they're called eating disorder foods.

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u/North_Fortune_4851 5h ago

Hahah.. hmm my ex used to eat picked onions out of a jar

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u/greg14285 3h ago

Don't leave any of that out on the porch or your neighborhood racoon will get very sick. Just sayin'

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u/AppropriateBall8834 1h ago

More like dual lippa

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u/Gleadall80 1h ago

It does sound like a recipe for bin juice

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u/TheAngryStudent 44m ago

One of the greatest weight loss tricks. You can have as much food and drink as you want so long as it's unapplealing.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 3m ago

Well, that is the problem with smoking. Your sense of smell and taste go out of the window.

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u/Chipmunkssixtynining 10h ago

Dua is beautiful?

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u/ZKRiNG 9h ago

Why she have a male face?

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u/Nugbuddy 11h ago

Easy staying fit when you destroy the will to eat. Right?.... right?

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u/SteeleHeller 11h ago

That sounds, kinda good tho?

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u/DwarvenRedshirt 10h ago

Would it be animal abuse if you served this to a raccoon to see if it would actually eat it? For science?

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u/SugarLuger 10h ago

She's not even the most beautiful woman I don't know.

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u/CapablePride8926 8h ago

She’s pregnant.

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u/smurfk 7h ago

I'm pretty sure that they do this for clout. Most celebrities these days have a weird food choice, and it involves pickles most of the time.

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u/Bharny 6h ago

The most beautiful woman?

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Gullible-Store-8559 9h ago

No one should be called butter face
However dua lipa is extremely beautiful lol

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u/NegotiationLevel2354 11h ago

I know a more beautiful girl and it's my gf. Stupid Post.

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u/SpaceFunkRevival 11h ago

Does your girlfriend read all your reddit posts or...?

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 6h ago

It's not what inside that matters