r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 17h ago
WTF JLo thought she was getting a standing ovation, but it was the audience trying to warn her that there is a huge CRICKET crawling on her 😭
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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 17h ago
Pretty sure that’s a grasshopper
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u/nytel 16h ago
My producers are telling me, that's a butterfly.
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u/ZeroFucksGranted 16h ago
Look at that horse.
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u/friendbuddypalchief 17h ago
I mean she handled that shit pretty gracefully.
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u/plaintextures 17h ago
Was that Ben Affleck ?
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u/DorfOnGenocide 17h ago
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u/yllanos 16h ago
I don’t remember this movie’s name
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u/rattlesnakejones 16h ago
Wayne’s World
I originally said 2 like a fool
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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago edited 8h ago
Yeah not a fan of hers but don’t see much to criticise here. Kudos for handling that well. I’d have fruck out far more.
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u/Sweet_Business_7641 16h ago
Do you usually watch videos with the intent of finding something to criticize?
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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago
No, but the previous comment was implying that people might be here. Have a good one!
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u/CuntsNeverDie 17h ago
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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 16h ago
imo the best episode of that amazing season, and one of the top 10 overall for southpark
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u/mongojob 13h ago
She's insane at keeping it together, made for the biz. My buddy once filmed her for like tv spots where she's like "hello Minneapolis blah blah I'm coming through this day see you there" but she did like 20 or whatever in a row. I saw the raw footage it was like rapid fire they were nuanced, it wasn't the same speech repeated, zero fuck ups, I mean like completely nuts good at that part of her job lol
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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 16h ago
I would NOT have!
Not sure if I just extra sensitive skin but I would have felt that immediately. I can always feel it when one of my hairs falls out and gets stuck to the inside of my shirt, I hate that feeling!!
I was walking into my kitchen about a week ago, felt something hit my eye and immediately freaked out and threw it and my glasses to the floor. It was a goddamn SPIDER. Just sitting there, staring up at me like “damn bitch! You didn’t have to throw me!” and I ran into the bedroom to tell my boyfriend, like he was going to do something about it 😂.
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u/Purplesilk911 17h ago
You know what's worse than a bug crawling on you?
The next four hours of your life where you think something is crawling on you
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u/Prize_Hat8387 3h ago edited 2h ago
Not just 4 hours.
A cockroach crawled on me like 15 years ago, I still get spooked when hair/ strings roll on my skin.
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u/troll-of-truth 17h ago
Did she just casually fling it away? I would have screamed and cried in public in 10K HD
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u/Artistic-Produce-525 17h ago
Overall, I think she handled it marvelously.
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u/Kasta4 17h ago
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u/Potential-Judgment-9 17h ago
I’m Jennifer Lopez
Who’s that?
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u/South_Bit1764 17h ago
I like to believe that salty ass old man knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
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u/Away_Annual_9749 17h ago
He didn’t care who she was , some of us don’t care about celebrities.
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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago
Tbf it seems strange that nobody would have mentioned that she’d lived there and explained when he bought (?) it. Even if he was three owners later
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u/penguinkernel 16h ago
"JLo lived here"
"Idk who that is, nor do I care. Here's 50 bucks and a stick of bubblegum to pay for this house, thanks"
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u/Choice-Strike1 16h ago
Probably the kind of thing he forgets immediately after it's mentioned to him every time
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u/South_Bit1764 16h ago
That was pretty much my logic.
Bro sounds like he fucking knows and just doesn’t give a shit. Tired of mfs talking about it all the time.
That tone is more than disinterest, it verges on disrespectful, which is why it would almost be funnier if he did know.
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u/Used_Security5145 17h ago
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u/Separate_Finance_183 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17h ago
Someone said the cricket was trying to crawl down her larynx to stop her from singing 😂
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u/OrganizationTrue5911 17h ago
Man, that was one high quality yeet. You don't see too many of those these days.
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u/BklynMarxman 17h ago
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u/PandaProfessional346 15h ago
Imagine, you're standing there before the Pearly Gates, and God hits you with "you must face every bug that you ever killed all at once...ready, set, go!
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u/davidellis23 14h ago
I don't think I've personally killed many bugs. But if we're counting all the bugs killed by pesticides then I'm probably not going to make it.
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u/AggressivelyMediokre 15h ago
Honestly if there’s bugs in heaven then give me purgatory and the Internet and I’m good
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u/FairEstimate4651 17h ago
Jesus Christ in heaven, how does she still look this incredible??
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u/sharpshooter999 17h ago
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u/ReddBroccoli 16h ago
Yeah, you think that until you see the train wrecks a lot of other people make of their faces.
I think if anything it's because she has been pretty restrained in how much work she's had done and let her natural beauty continue to be beautiful
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u/OutsideMenu6973 17h ago
Credit where due there are wealthier ppl
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u/sharpshooter999 17h ago
Not gona lie, if i had the extra cash, I'd be trying some products to stop my thinning hair. I had nice, thick hair in my 20's and now in my mid 30's and I look like Larry David without the gray
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u/LunarProphet 16h ago
Yeah and its not like she got hot.
She was famous, in part, for being hot to begin with. Money doesnt make unattractive people attractive, but it'll keep hot people hot.
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 16h ago
The Kardashian sister that used to have thin lips and freckles that turned into a model after all her surgeries and fillers is an example of money making someone hot. (I don't know what her name is.)
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u/GrouchyDefinition463 16h ago
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u/Impressive_Ad3571 17h ago
Happened to me in the shower this morning. Water kinda sounded like a cheering crowd.. or rain.. more like rain. Good shower tho. Felt great after.
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u/glans 17h ago
tell us about the weather. and the local news.
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u/Impressive_Ad3571 17h ago
Its hot. Theyre trying to build a data center in the county also. Not much else.
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u/FanOfMen69 16h ago
She kinda threw it with a level of grace that made me... Not hate her.
So she kinda ate that as she is naturally so unlikable so much of the time.
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u/Kooky-Atmosphere-925 16h ago
God she is a terrible singer
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u/ItWasMyWifesIdea 14h ago
Was looking for this. I mean, everyone else os right that she handled the bug with exceptional grace.
But her voice was all over the place in the span of just a few seconds......
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u/EndeavouredAirworthy 17h ago
This happened in Almaty, Kazakhstan. Afterwards, a local meme started circulating: “Captured the cricket from J.Lo’s concert. Will trade it for a hut in Almaty.” 😂 🇰🇿
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u/TheGrandExquisitor 16h ago
You think a Puerto Rican is gonna be sacred by a large insect?
Please....they got bugs the size of your head over there. Notice how she gracefully handled it. That's the Boricua in her.
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u/lemony-lemons791 16h ago
Love her but after thinking that youre getting a standing ovation and the first note is so off and flat, like bro...
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u/lizthestarfish1 13h ago
She handled that way better than I would have. I'd have probably screamed, then jumped around so much I fell off stage. 😂
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u/zugspitze43 16h ago
my sister said she's gonna make this into a meme reel saying "when the guy you brought home last night tries for round two in the morning"
lol not bad actually chuckled
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u/strangebru 14h ago
That's a professional performer. The show must go on, even after a big bug was crawling on her neck.
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u/Strikereleven 12h ago
She handled that well, I had a wolf spider crawl on me in the dark the other night and my heart fell out of my butt
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u/Allo_ultra_500_11 17h ago
Hide the gun Jenny Hide the damn gun Directions from her ex Diddy after he shot an innocent woman in her eye then got Shyne to take the fall for him.
No Jenny we wont forget the blood on your hands
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