r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17h ago

WTF JLo thought she was getting a standing ovation, but it was the audience trying to warn her that there is a huge CRICKET crawling on her 😭

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 17h ago

Pretty sure that’s a grasshopper

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u/nytel 16h ago

My producers are telling me, that's a butterfly.

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u/ZeroFucksGranted 16h ago

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u/KennyL0gin 12h ago

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u/ObbieWan812 10h ago

Dammit. Now that song will be stuck in my head for the next 10 years... again

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u/Bobfnjob 15h ago

Love you for this reference 😂

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u/Lonely_Ad4325 14h ago

Actually, it may in fact be a moth.

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u/joecacti 11h ago

In YouTube, when the grapes were smashed.

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u/RPDRNick 16h ago

More like an ASShopper, amirite?!

...cos J-Lo got that cake.

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u/anothercrouton 9h ago

Looks more like a katydid to me based on the shape

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u/friendbuddypalchief 17h ago

I mean she handled that shit pretty gracefully.

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u/plaintextures 17h ago

Was that Ben Affleck ?

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u/DorfOnGenocide 17h ago

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u/Salty_LaRue 12h ago

looks down at shoulder

🫪

".......WAAAAAAAAYNE!!"

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u/yllanos 16h ago

I don’t remember this movie’s name

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u/rattlesnakejones 16h ago

Wayne’s World

I originally said 2 like a fool

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u/gangbrain 11h ago

“This snake weighs a ton!”

“I’m telling you, you’re hot!!”

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u/magicchefdmb 16h ago

Lol I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid. I get it now

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u/superhappy 16h ago

She Ben Affleck’d that shit away

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u/NovocaineAU 16h ago

No, but he was the bomb in Phantoms

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u/okay_thoughts 15h ago

Said the C.L.I.T. Commander.

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u/Tycoda81 14h ago

No, its Been A'flicked. (Ill go now)

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u/MememeSama 16h ago

Nah Ben is in the casino losing his last 25$

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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah not a fan of hers but don’t see much to criticise here. Kudos for handling that well. I’d have fruck out far more.

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u/happycheff 14h ago

Love your past tense of the word freak,  excellent work. 

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u/RicRage 11h ago

fruck out is funny

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u/Sweet_Business_7641 16h ago

Do you usually watch videos with the intent of finding something to criticize? 

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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago

No, but the previous comment was implying that people might be here. Have a good one!

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u/Rosetti 16h ago

It's Jennifer Lopez - people absolutely came ready and hoping to criticize.

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u/CuntsNeverDie 17h ago

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u/mancitycon 16h ago

Taco taco taco!

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 16h ago

Taco flavored kisses, honey!

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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 16h ago

imo the best episode of that amazing season, and one of the top 10 overall for southpark

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u/mongojob 13h ago

She's insane at keeping it together, made for the biz. My buddy once filmed her for like tv spots where she's like "hello Minneapolis blah blah I'm coming through this day see you there" but she did like 20 or whatever in a row. I saw the raw footage it was like rapid fire they were nuanced, it wasn't the same speech repeated, zero fuck ups, I mean like completely nuts good at that part of her job lol

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u/HamptonsHomie 16h ago

She’s a pro.

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u/TournamentCarrot0 16h ago

What a pro!!

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 16h ago

I would NOT have!

Not sure if I just extra sensitive skin but I would have felt that immediately. I can always feel it when one of my hairs falls out and gets stuck to the inside of my shirt, I hate that feeling!!

I was walking into my kitchen about a week ago, felt something hit my eye and immediately freaked out and threw it and my glasses to the floor. It was a goddamn SPIDER. Just sitting there, staring up at me like “damn bitch! You didn’t have to throw me!” and I ran into the bedroom to tell my boyfriend, like he was going to do something about it 😂.

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 16h ago

I was very impressed

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u/turbopro25 16h ago

Way better than I would’ve. Brrrrhgghghh

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u/Kn0XIS 13h ago

Fr. No fear

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u/C-D-W 11h ago

True professional

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u/Chompif 8h ago

"She is beauty, she is grace" and whatnot lol

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u/hotprints 6h ago

100 times more gracefully than I would. I’d be topless burning the shirt

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u/Purplesilk911 17h ago

You know what's worse than a bug crawling on you?

The next four hours of your life where you think something is crawling on you

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u/Prize_Hat8387 3h ago edited 2h ago

Not just 4 hours.

A cockroach crawled on me like 15 years ago, I still get spooked when hair/ strings roll on my skin.

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u/troll-of-truth 17h ago

Did she just casually fling it away? I would have screamed and cried in public in 10K HD

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u/ElectricalOcelot7948 13h ago

It went with the cymbal flourish too 

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u/Catfist 12h ago

She's probably so used to ignoring little sensations like that while performing, she may have also thought it was a bead of sweat and not realized it was a bug until she gracefully flung it off.

I'm impressed.

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u/828374 11h ago

happens a lot with outdoor venues. The lights attract bugs. Probably wasn’t the first time for her

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u/Artistic-Produce-525 17h ago

Overall, I think she handled it marvelously.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17h ago

This is how I would have reacted:

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u/RamblingRose63 17h ago

Honestly fk people who act like that but same

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u/Tacrolimus005 16h ago

iinstAAAAnt high note

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u/codecrodie 17h ago

That is aura. Natural stage presence

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u/mologav 17h ago

I was disappointed, I was hoping for a freak out

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u/Guilty_Specialist_49 16h ago

that was so smooth too!~

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u/Kasta4 17h ago

Almost as good as the time she went to her old home and the dude that lives there now had no idea who she was xD

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u/glans 17h ago

classic celebrity down-pegging

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 17h ago

I’m Jennifer Lopez

Who’s that?

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u/Dimples27486 16h ago edited 15h ago

He's a Mariah stan

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u/LiamPolygami 17h ago

Should've said "Jenny from the block"

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u/dwide_k_shrude 16h ago

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got.

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u/turbopro25 16h ago

That’s me!

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u/South_Bit1764 17h ago

I like to believe that salty ass old man knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

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u/Away_Annual_9749 17h ago

He didn’t care who she was , some of us don’t care about celebrities.

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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago

Tbf it seems strange that nobody would have mentioned that she’d lived there and explained when he bought (?) it. Even if he was three owners later

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u/penguinkernel 16h ago

"JLo lived here"

"Idk who that is, nor do I care. Here's 50 bucks and a stick of bubblegum to pay for this house, thanks"

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u/JDM713 14h ago

Congrats, it’s now worth $2 million

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u/Choice-Strike1 16h ago

Probably the kind of thing he forgets immediately after it's mentioned to him every time

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u/South_Bit1764 16h ago

That was pretty much my logic.

Bro sounds like he fucking knows and just doesn’t give a shit. Tired of mfs talking about it all the time.

That tone is more than disinterest, it verges on disrespectful, which is why it would almost be funnier if he did know.

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u/scratchydaitchy 17h ago

Gotta work it harder.

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u/ForeverAndNeverEver 17h ago

Certified Organic roast

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u/Ok_Degree4131 16h ago

Ham and cheese on a roll with an orange drink, if you know, you know 😉

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u/Used_Security5145 17h ago

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u/Separate_Finance_183 𝙑𝙄𝙋 17h ago

Someone said the cricket was trying to crawl down her larynx to stop her from singing 😂

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u/Used_Security5145 16h ago

The cricket

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u/BeholdBarrenFields 17h ago

Somebody needs to!

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 17h ago

Man, that was one high quality yeet. You don't see too many of those these days.

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u/Significant_Ad7605 16h ago

That was ridiculously elegant. She’s a pro.

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u/BklynMarxman 17h ago

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u/PandaProfessional346 15h ago

Imagine, you're standing there before the Pearly Gates, and God hits you with "you must face every bug that you ever killed all at once...ready, set, go!

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u/davidellis23 14h ago

I don't think I've personally killed many bugs. But if we're counting all the bugs killed by pesticides then I'm probably not going to make it.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 15h ago

Honestly if there’s bugs in heaven then give me purgatory and the Internet and I’m good

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u/FairEstimate4651 17h ago

Jesus Christ in heaven, how does she still look this incredible??

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u/sharpshooter999 17h ago

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u/ReddBroccoli 16h ago

Yeah, you think that until you see the train wrecks a lot of other people make of their faces.

I think if anything it's because she has been pretty restrained in how much work she's had done and let her natural beauty continue to be beautiful

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u/OutsideMenu6973 17h ago

Credit where due there are wealthier ppl

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u/sharpshooter999 17h ago

Not gona lie, if i had the extra cash, I'd be trying some products to stop my thinning hair. I had nice, thick hair in my 20's and now in my mid 30's and I look like Larry David without the gray

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u/Y___ 17h ago

Just go full bald dude. It’s the way. I shaved completely bald at 28 even though I was just kind of like widow-peaking/thinning and I look so much better. I can grow a nice beard so that might help.

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u/LunarProphet 16h ago

Yeah and its not like she got hot.

She was famous, in part, for being hot to begin with. Money doesnt make unattractive people attractive, but it'll keep hot people hot.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 16h ago

The Kardashian sister that used to have thin lips and freckles that turned into a model after all her surgeries and fillers is an example of money making someone hot. (I don't know what her name is.)

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u/davidellis23 14h ago

Probably 80% is avoiding UV exposure.

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u/bobcollum 17h ago

It's kind of part of her job.

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u/slop1010101 17h ago

By being the ugliest human on the inside.

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u/Alarming-Building-62 16h ago

Unlimited money plus unlimited time? You can’t be serious…

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 17h ago

She was trying not to bug out.

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u/teddykaygeebee 17h ago

I mean, she handled that really well

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u/StarfishPizza 17h ago

Professional

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 16h ago

That was graceful...

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 17h ago

Happened to me in the shower this morning. Water kinda sounded like a cheering crowd.. or rain.. more like rain. Good shower tho. Felt great after.

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u/glans 17h ago

tell us about the weather. and the local news.

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 17h ago

Its hot. Theyre trying to build a data center in the county also. Not much else.

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u/d1rty_mind 12h ago

she thought she was getting a standing ovation but got crickets instead.

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u/FanOfMen69 16h ago

She kinda threw it with a level of grace that made me... Not hate her.

So she kinda ate that as she is naturally so unlikable so much of the time.

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u/Kooky-Atmosphere-925 16h ago

God she is a terrible singer

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u/ItWasMyWifesIdea 14h ago

Was looking for this. I mean, everyone else os right that she handled the bug with exceptional grace.

But her voice was all over the place in the span of just a few seconds......

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u/DevoStripes 11h ago

That was smooth as hell

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 17h ago

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u/hubuhodle 15h ago

best character arc ever made

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u/GetFix 17h ago

Boss

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u/Legal-Intention-6361 16h ago

La cucaracha la cucaracha

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u/mrjazzguitar 16h ago

Still can’t sing.

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u/rockstuffs 12h ago

That sounded terrible.

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u/gimmeluvin 11h ago

shes just so bad at singing

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u/Zero_Turtles 11h ago

Jiminy from the block!

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u/EndeavouredAirworthy 17h ago

This happened in Almaty, Kazakhstan. Afterwards, a local meme started circulating: “Captured the cricket from J.Lo’s concert. Will trade it for a hut in Almaty.” 😂 🇰🇿

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u/JTK1961 13h ago

She is soooo full of herself

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u/gimmeluvin 11h ago

that was my exact thought looking at her smug face

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 16h ago

You think a Puerto Rican is gonna be sacred by a large insect? 

Please....they got bugs the size of your head over there. Notice how she gracefully handled it. That's the Boricua in her. 

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u/nicostein 13h ago

She's still Jenny from the block.

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u/DarthClover4 17h ago

Tbh that throw was hilarious

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u/FlorinidOro 16h ago

Definitely not because of her singing 🤣

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u/Sealegs_Calisto 16h ago

And delivered shaky vocals.

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u/lemony-lemons791 16h ago

Love her but after thinking that youre getting a standing ovation and the first note is so off and flat, like bro...

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u/Unlucky-Rice9300 16h ago

She handled it a lot better than i would have

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u/CandyAndyDE 15h ago

I hate bugs 🤮

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u/lizthestarfish1 13h ago

She handled that way better than I would have. I'd have probably screamed, then jumped around so much I fell off stage. 😂

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u/theodo 12h ago

You know that bug was braggin hard afterwards

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u/Main_Scratch4257 8h ago

Damn. I would've freaked the fck out

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u/Maverick122 17h ago

"huge"? Seems average sized.

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u/vizette 16h ago

It was in the pool!

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u/SameCategory546 16h ago

she’s touched grosser things with pdiddy

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u/nah_this_aint_it 17h ago

Jimminy about to get #MeToo’d

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u/danstymusic 17h ago

Jiminy Cricket!

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u/GolDrodgers1 16h ago

The most noise she's gotten in a while

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u/zugspitze43 16h ago

my sister said she's gonna make this into a meme reel saying "when the guy you brought home last night tries for round two in the morning"

lol not bad actually chuckled

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u/PalladiumPython 16h ago

She sucks. This made my day.

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 16h ago

Most excitement at a JLo concert ever.

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 16h ago

Christ, look at this simpy comment section.

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u/Yewasright66 16h ago

Diddys accomplice

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u/IrukandjiPirate 16h ago

It does her singing for her.

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u/ULTRA_83 16h ago

Shes like wow they really really like me ...omg

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u/effinmike12 16h ago

Who the fuck is paying to see her show?

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u/DuePotential6602 16h ago

Fuck off cricket, that's my moment!

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u/popsferragamo 16h ago

Why did I expect her to freak out like my teenage daughter?

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u/Promature 16h ago

That’s a performer right there.

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u/Glum_Reason308 15h ago

She so delusional she really thought it was a standing ovation for her 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeenDragonn 15h ago

Real joke here is someone paid to see JLo

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u/Joel227 15h ago

Ugh she sucks

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u/strangebru 14h ago

That's a professional performer. The show must go on, even after a big bug was crawling on her neck.

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u/Nothatno 12h ago

Perpetually unfazed

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u/inteligent_zombie20 11h ago

I’m impressed she didn’t freak out

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u/Adventurous_Grand_48 9h ago

Couldn't have happened to a better person

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u/fool_tool-2525 8h ago

Hi its me Ben why did you flick me?!

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u/Desperate-Koala-2017 8h ago

What if it crawled in her mouth and she bit down

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u/Livid-Copy3312 7h ago

She played it so cool, I would have wigged

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u/Advanced_Quarter2028 6h ago

Cricket was going in for the kill 🥺💔

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u/Rems_OP 5h ago

Ok but the way she removed it was classy

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u/Strikereleven 12h ago

She handled that well, I had a wolf spider crawl on me in the dark the other night and my heart fell out of my butt

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u/llo616 14h ago

That flick though…

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u/bentheredoneart 17h ago

Look she knows the show is about her **two snaps in Z formation

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u/scelerat 17h ago

Handled it like a pro!

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 17h ago

The show must go on!

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u/Allo_ultra_500_11 17h ago

Hide the gun Jenny Hide the damn gun Directions from her ex Diddy after he shot an innocent woman in her eye then got Shyne to take the fall for him.

No Jenny we wont forget the blood on your hands

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u/Rastadub05 17h ago

Awww ignorance is bliss

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u/ReallyBrainDead 17h ago

The crickets in her audience are getting restless.