r/MadeMeSmile • u/Tris_Memba • 10h ago

Wholesome Moments 89 year old man barefoot skiing

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u/Grep2grok 9h ago

Bro will definitely not need a bidet in the immediate future

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 10h ago

Imagine hitting a piece of floating debris like a twig or something

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u/SocomPS2 10h ago

At 89 he’s bones are basically twigs…. Idk how he’s doing it.

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u/whatthesoms 4h ago

Was thinking this exact thing.

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u/Vegetable-Pay2708 10h ago

Woo Hoo!! 🤣🤣

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u/bingosbrother 9h ago

Wtf. He's doing tricks and shit.

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u/East_Total 10h ago

Lost my grandpa this year and he was doing shit like this when he was that age. I respect that shit. His secret was he loved sweet treats, especially ice cream

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u/kander12 10h ago

I dont think that was grandpa's first rodeo...

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u/metallhd 8h ago

guns at 89

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u/jayhasbigvballs 9h ago

At 89 I’ll be dead, so this is extremely impressive.

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u/nvbomk 6h ago

Osmosis=Immortality

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u/IrishShinja 4h ago

Hey wait! I forgot something! Waaaaait!! My Ski's! Waaaaaaaaiiiiit! My ass! Oowwww! My feet! Ooooooowww!

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u/Tris_Memba 10h ago

Crazy gramps. Does it not hurt?

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u/Reverb20 10h ago

How much does that tickle?

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u/rockstar_not 10h ago

Looks like Robert Duvall!

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u/Independent_Cup2119 9h ago

Fish be like he is ripping the fabric apart 🙀

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u/KittenFace25 9h ago

Meanwhile, my 59-year-old ass is hobbling all around the house when I first get up in the morning! 😂

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u/cancellationstation 9h ago

And he got a butthole full of lake water 🤣

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u/Catymandoo 9h ago

I was also waiting for the mouth water spout like you see from a jet-ski.

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u/kidneypunch27 9h ago

At first I thought it was just gonna be him ass skiing

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u/pyrasilverado 8h ago

They say he has the cleanest O-ring this side of the Rockies!

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u/Kaylascreations 8h ago

My grandma passed at 84 or so, and she couldn’t even lay on her back. Like she literally couldn’t lay down on her back or it caused immense pain. She slept in a recliner. It’s insane how differently people can age. Take care of your bodies, people. (I need to take my own advice.)

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u/DontTrip333 7h ago

There's easier ways to get an enema

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u/MeGotQs 7h ago

But like, how clean are those heels?! Amiright?!

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u/Horror_Ad_8202 6h ago

Wow he is good ❤️

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u/po1k 6h ago

Pops had more action on 1 minute then many in 1 year

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u/wolfshepherd59 5h ago

Right the hell💪🏼👍❤️🥰 on…. You do you as long as it makes you happy

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u/brightsidereporter 2h ago

He is not having a midlife crisis. He is having a late life victory lap around the lake.

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u/melancholy_dood 50m ago

That's one way to exfoliate your feet...🦶

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u/Tight_Raspberry4872 18m ago

Well that's one way to wash ya ass