r/MadeMeSmile 11h ago

ANIMALS Two good Samaritans on paddleboards rescued a stranded raccoon from raging floodwaters in Austin, Texas

This is so sweet!

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u/BRAX7ON 10h ago

Look at Noah’s friggin Ark ova here

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u/fingersonlips 9h ago

Holy aioli!

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u/discoqueenx 8h ago

Feel like I’m suddenly back home in Boston with this comment

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u/dunce_charming 1h ago

I was waiting for this to turn into a modern retelling of "The Frog and the scorpion"

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u/Gainztrader235 10h ago

It’s fascinating how a wild animal can go from, “This person is helping me,” to, “I trust this person enough to curl up right beside them.” The ability to build that kind of trust across species is pretty incredible.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 10h ago

And the paddle boarder's trust to have a wild raccoon about 1 inch from his crotch

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u/Economy_Yogurt_8037 10h ago

Seriously! He’s clearly terrified and docile, but that’s still a wild animal who can fuck. you. up.

Having said that: I am team save the raccoon

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u/K-Bizzle91 8h ago

Raccoons are pretty intelligent, no? People have "domesticated" them before, and it's probably exhausted. The chances of it attacking the kid are pretty low.

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u/Grays42 8h ago

The video of a guy feeding a giant bowl of hot dogs to like 20 fat raccoons will never fail to crack me up.

[edit:] found it

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u/Silt-Sifter 7h ago

I'm wall to wall racoon!

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u/MrsHayashi 5h ago

The snorts from those raccoons as they scarf down hotdogs is adorable

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u/Strict_Weather9063 7h ago

Depends on how stressed it is, and it was pretty stressed but a hell of a lot more relaxed once it was in the board looking for a dry spot. Yes they are damn smart, they will break into things with simple locks.

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u/Economy_Yogurt_8037 2h ago

I’m with you it seems way too terrified to attack. I’m just saying raccoons are actually way more dangerous to people than many realize because they’re small. They’re really fast and angry when attacking

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u/venom121212 39m ago

The way I have my screen sized down at work makes your sentence cut off right at "but that's still a wild animal who can fuck."

u/Economy_Yogurt_8037 14m ago

I mean hey twist my arm

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u/Vagard88 2h ago

A city raccoon is the farthest thing from a wild raccoon lol.

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u/HeyHo_LetsThrowRA 10h ago

I think it's probably more exhaustion after swimming/treading water for so long. Like - omg i can just stop moving for just a seco--🥱😴

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u/TheAserghui 9h ago

Yup, it's the "okay, well this is better than dying and you didn't try to kill me so I'm going to take a break, play nice, and rest before I have to run away if you become hostile" stance

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u/maroongrad 9h ago

"and by the way, you are now an umbrella"

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u/herpderp411 9h ago

I firmly believe all animals are way more intelligent than we as humans believe them to be, both emotionally and mentally. We tend to be blinded by our own hubris.

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u/ButterBandit3 9h ago

I would love to believe this to be true but unfortunately I don't think they are. Their brains are tiny (most of them) and they run on pure instinct. Survival.

I do think they know well enough who's a species that they have to worry about and that they don't -- humans are probably tricky for most wild animals. In this instance I think he was just scared an exhausted - this was his only option and when they got to land boom he ran.

You ever see the people who rescue squirrels when they get stuck in the pool for hours? The human will be there for hours with them getting them warm and letting them sleep and when they wake up? Boom they run off.

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u/Electro522 8h ago

There's varying degrees of intelligence, and emotional intelligence is exceptionally rare.

Raccoons are, I think, somewhere in the top 50 of most intelligent animals, and smarter than a lot of dogs even, but they do lack social and emotional intelligence. Packs of raccoons do exist, but there's nothing special to that pack. Instead, it's more of just a beneficial arrangement to find more food (oh, that raccoon over there is munching on some berries. I bet I can find some too if I go over there as well)

Compare that to, say, orcas who actively grieve for lost pod members, ESPECIALLY if it's a mother that happens to have lost her calf. You're not going to see a raccoon depressed because they notice one less raccoon walking around.

So, in this situation, the raccoon could reason that it was in a relatively safer position than being in the water. But it couldn't figure out that the guys helping it weren't a threat at all, hence why it still looked a little freaked out. And once it reached solid ground, gone.

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u/unibeau 7h ago

The old studies that were about animal intelligence from the very early 2000's were quite a bit off base.

Animals do have a reason to fear us, which is that we are considerably larger, louder and the dominant species that will often run them off. Not to mention, they live out in the wild where those instincts of "survival" tend to keep them alive.

But they are capable of emotion and higher intelligence. Though the amount varies by species and individual. To say now that animals are all still lacking emotion simply because they are basing their survival based lives off of survival instincts is rather shortsighted.

The reality is that they don't often have enough time to foster deep emotional bonds and higher intelligence like many domesticated animals do. Because they are fighting for survival. But they are in fact intelligent.

Lets take a few random examples. Elephants? Well thats low hanging fruit. Another comment said orcas and I'll expand by saying almost every other species of whale and dolphin.

Well shoot. Thats a lot of animals. Many with languages and cultures and emotions. But, that may not be a great example. But perhaps we could step away from mammals.

Octopus. They will break free from captivity when they are bored and not provided with enough enrichment. Hell. Wouldn't you get stir crazy?

Or perhaps rats, being used as near 1-1 trials before most medications and other experiments are pushed to human experimentation, since they too crave social interaction and group settings and their lifespan drastically decreases without it. Much like humans.

TLDR: Humans are animals too.

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u/imrzzz 5h ago

Adding the Japanese guy who recently decoded the language of birds he's been studying for years.

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u/ButterBandit3 1h ago

There are clearly smarter animals like chimps elephants dolphins whales BUT (and I think this the problem with reddit) where everyone wants to prove someone wrong. I'm making more of a blanket statement when there are over a million species on the planet. Capable of emotion? 100% look at dogs.

We've all seen the videos of chimps solving puzzles to get snacks, orcas coordinate attacks to knock seals off of ice, elephants hunt down people who did them wrong years later.

Ultimately I was just saying I don't believe they are smarter than we think - just as smart as we think.

u/AnarchyArcher 5m ago

It’s something about how humans are a threat but animals can recognize when we don’t fit their expected behavior of attacking/hurting them. I’ve heard people phrase it as ‘defusing the fight or flight response’, which I’m not certain of the validity of, but it seems like a better description of why so many animals act like this when helped by humans. Maybe not initially, but once they can see we aren’t trying to hurt them.

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u/Peter_Pue 3h ago

Nah we have it figured it out pretty well.

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u/ChefArtorias 9h ago

While it's not the wild ones I've interacted with closely, raccoons are surprisingly friendly and sociable. I've met a few that were pets with collars. Wouldn't be surprised if they were domesticated in the near future.

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u/waffleslaw 8h ago

There are scientific studies showing that they are actively domesticating themselves. Like cats did.

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u/Serious-Bass5356 8h ago

if there was any chance that raccoons could be domesticated the Native Americans would have done it thousands of years ago.

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u/imrzzz 5h ago

Why would they? (Honest question, not picking a fight).

Wondering what's the benefit to humans of domesticating an animal unless for companionship, which most/all native Americans already had through their social structures

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 3h ago

Most of the animals we domesticated were for helping out.

Dog's were useful as hunting companions, for scaring off wildlife and for alerting against intrusions from strangers and wildlife. Cats were useful for helping control rodent population once humans started agriculture and had to create grain stockpiles.

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u/ChefArtorias 5h ago

Interesting take but ok.

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u/cpd4925 3h ago

Native Americans on a whole did not believe in pets. So no they would not.

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u/bulk123 8h ago

And then the second they get to land "this person is going to kill me I must run for my life!" 

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u/No_Pudding2028 3h ago

He wasn’t necessarily looking to curl up with the person more looking for somewhere to get out of the rain tired of getting rained on.. That’s why he went underneath the guys legs, Looking for somewhere to get out of the rain.. 😆

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u/Smokinoutloud 9h ago

Trust is all we have and then when proven comes love/peace. It’s the value in the time we have that truly matters before life is over.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 9h ago

Like not only thank god you are here with a floatation device but you are warm can I just ride here and rest a couple.

It took some nerves to see if it was being friendly or not but sure worked out well.

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u/Reasonable_Pen_3061 7h ago

Survival of the fittest: Animals are stay close to humans like here have a higher chance of survival. What is even crazier is that there is an ongoing trend that racoons are starting to look cuter, because that makes it more likely that humans will tolerate and even feed them.

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u/BabyFishmouthTalk 10h ago

Respect for not petting, feeding, soothing or taking home. 🏆

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u/gymloser344 8h ago

Agree, couldn’t be me though. I love trash pandas

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u/Illustrious-Toe-570 1h ago

Why not pet it?

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u/st-shenanigans 45m ago

It's dangerous to teach animals that humans are friendly because some humans are NOT friendly and will hurt the animal, and some animals will become aggressive if they don't get what they're expecting the human to give.

u/Illustrious-Toe-570 0m ago

Ahhhhhh good point

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u/fatboyfall420 10h ago

None of the other raccoons are gonna believe him

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u/crestedgeckovivi 10h ago

Seriously super cute racoon.. And that was really nice of them to go out there and help it.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 9h ago

Same, still super sketchy with it being that scared and disoriented. Guy with it right by his sack definitely has a full sack

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u/Vegetable-Pay2708 10h ago

I was thinking the same my friend 🧡

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u/Turd_Nerd_Bird 10h ago

The last place I'd want a scared wild animal is under my crotch lol.

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u/PensiveObservor 10h ago

It is looking for a place to hide, and recognizes the human is not a threat or it would already have attacked. It will not be aggressive. People need to understand animals' cognitive processes and intelligence. They are mammals. They are thinking and making decisions based on circumstances. This raccoon has found a friend in the storm.

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u/philippefutureboy 9h ago

That’s a good mental model! Yoink

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u/Suspicious_King_4703 10h ago

This is how to be human

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u/gaarkat 10h ago

Poor little thing is so scared

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u/TenRingRedux 10h ago

That raccoon has a story to tell.

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u/playr_4 10h ago

r/TrashPandas if it's not there already

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u/MadArchitectJMB 9h ago

Happy to see it wasn't my boi jimothy

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u/shimmy_hey 9h ago

Real talk

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u/Inline_skates 5h ago

If it crawled out of the water and it was Jimothy, I would have lost my mind. I love that little weirdo

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u/reb6 2h ago

I saw a video of Jimothy last night! Omg

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u/No_Collection7360 10h ago

The Flying Spaghetti Monster says another of its creatures. ❣️

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u/iupvotefood 10h ago

I'm sure the racoon I would try to help would have rabies. So cute though

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u/eclectic-up-north 5h ago

It is worse than that. Racoons can spread a parasite with their bites that goes into brains.

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u/kenedelz 49m ago

If you're referring to raccoon roundworm, I believe it's only spread through the poop! But yeah, despite raccoons having cute hand washing hygiene practices they're still soooo dirty

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u/MikeofLA 9h ago

Raccoons are domesticating themselves

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u/Fit-Significance-436 10h ago

Well done lads

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u/Beautiful-Nobody-515 10h ago

This is the goodness right here

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u/aggresively-polite 9h ago

My 10 month daughter also behaves like this raccoon

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u/u_r_succulent 8h ago

The fact that it knew it was safe 🥹

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u/gdex86 10h ago

"DOMESTICATE ME SENPAI."

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u/Electrical_Carpet753 10h ago

They're so cute.

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u/LortimerC 10h ago

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u/nasnedigonyat 9h ago

More like bros being humans

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u/properwaffles 8h ago

Awwwww, poor little guy! I'd have had a really hard time not leaning into that cuddle for sure.

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u/k8e897 9h ago

No one seems comfortable in this scenario

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u/DeLorean03 9h ago

I almost didn't see the raccoon....because he was wearing a lil mask!!

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u/calicoconduit1 9h ago

Everyone just wan to live.

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u/CigarLover 8h ago

I want a raccoon as a pet…

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u/ChewbaccaOnFries 8h ago

Thank you fren!

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u/Breathing_Room_001 5h ago

Not all heroes wear capes, some ride paddleboards to save wet bandits.

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u/cellophanesheeps 4h ago

OMG poor soggy baby 😭

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u/Vegetable-Pay2708 10h ago

Bless that paddleboard man for saving the stranded raccoon! Thank you Jesus 🙏🏻

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u/stevezahnoscarnom 10h ago

They wanna be domesticated so bad!!

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u/Amiable-EarthAlien 9h ago

Friend for life! 🦝

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u/eyeswulf 6h ago

It would really make me smile if the people in power could put environmental protections that would prevent and regulate floods, fires, and other natural disasters.

Two paddleboarders can only do so much...

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u/WetRainbowFart 3h ago

I’ve never seen a raccoon so fearful

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u/nosoup4uever 9h ago

And then came Haaland….

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u/RobleyTheron 10h ago

Basically a cat/dog now

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u/Thermowizard 9h ago

Aww I love this. Thank you for sharing!

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u/hardly_even_know_er 6h ago

Isn't this just so nice to watch. This is what life should be all about

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u/Qs9bxNKZ 6h ago

Rocket!

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u/deependers 4h ago

no thanks, not tip. rude ^^

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u/EnvironmentalExit118 1h ago

Blud escaped to Norway with halaand in hangover. Now returning his way back. 

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u/andraaBD 1h ago

That would be my pet raccoon now!

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u/og_obelix 54m ago

What is the song? Or even this genre of music, sounds nice

u/MrsMaritime 22m ago

I hope these suckers domesticate themselves like cats did because I want one 😂

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u/Pale-Inspector-8094 6h ago

Got your rabies shots?

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u/mackattack_ 9h ago

Racoons can swim...