expellediarmus

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[u/ThereIsAJifForThat]

Damn, I would hate to be that guy in the front...not Gandalf...but the fool of a took

[u/Happy_Substance4571 → u/ThereIsAJifForThat]

Hehe good one

[u/GeneThaDancinMachine]

[u/ja3palmer]

💀💀💀💀

[u/DefinitelyNotThatOne]

I would hope if this guy is making a spectacle of it, those students cheated or were unethical in some way. No other reason to blast them openly.

[u/redtiger288 → u/DefinitelyNotThatOne]

It's not real, all the names are cast members of LotR

[u/TheINTL → u/redtiger288]

This.

This professor teaches on how to go viral or something for video class

[u/motorboatmycheeks → u/TheINTL]

Is this greendale?

[u/TheINTL → u/motorboatmycheeks]

Greendale night class to be more specific, run by professor professorton

[u/BlastedParchmentwork → u/TheINTL]

Makes sense everything in the video are definitely Human Beings

[u/justwontstfu → u/redtiger288]

Nice catch, I totally missed that.

[u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 → u/redtiger288]

I didn't know anyone actually watched Lord of the rings.

[u/maneuver_element → u/Frosty_Mongoose9055]

Jesus god man go watch it right this instant.

[u/dinodude12345 → u/Frosty_Mongoose9055]

You… didn’t know anyone watched the highest Oscar-winning film of all time?

[u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 → u/dinodude12345]

I have never had a conversation with anyone about the Lord of the rings until today 

[u/redtiger288 → u/Frosty_Mongoose9055]

Stop what you're doing and watch it

[u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 → u/redtiger288]

I really don't like nerdy movies 

[u/HOEDY → u/Frosty_Mongoose9055]

don't be weird

[u/PhoenxScream → u/HOEDY]

Already too late

But thanks to this thread I know what I'm gonna do this evening.

[u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 → u/HOEDY]

Fine I'll give it a chance in the near future lol

[u/Level_Bobcat_8729 → u/DefinitelyNotThatOne]

He said they voted to have their grades announced. 

[u/Karlachh → u/DefinitelyNotThatOne]

Last girl was so ready to stand. So she was in on it, I think

[u/Murky_Examination144 → u/DefinitelyNotThatOne]

Yeah… kinda a dick move otherwise. You’re not as funny as you think, professor.

[u/SAGElBeardO → u/DefinitelyNotThatOne]

I'm guessing it's a general ed class and it's nore of a situation where they didn't put in the minimum amount of effort.

[u/Miserable-Meet-7629]

Setup and kinda lame. Last names are all the cast members of the movies.

[u/Top-Two433 → u/Miserable-Meet-7629]

Winner winner.

[u/Milksteak529]

Ancient ass repost.

[u/IambAGs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zhFQiLkIqBLQQ

[u/cptnplanetheadpats]

Teacher is 100% a redditor with "humor" like that. 

[u/d00deitstyler]

low key this is a lawsuit waiting to happen- mental anguish or some shit

Also I find it fucking hilarious

Edit: it’s fake, I am a fool of a took

[u/mordax777]

I find it funny how the girl was already standing up, even tho her name was not even called yet.

She knew.

[u/Gone_For_Lunch → u/mordax777]

It’s not real, it’s literally the names of the movies cast he’s reading out.

[u/tealgameboycolor]

Oh y’all think this is unrealistic? I had an Indian professor in a college English course that would read aloud the worst and most hastily compiled essays out loud to the class. It would create the most uncomfortable classroom environment lmao but also unintentionally hilarious.

[u/BourbonStr8]

I am so glad I went college before it became stupid.

[u/Elsecaller_17-5]

Might be funny if it wasn't illegal.

Edit: I appear to have missed the joke.

[u/waytoosecret]

Yea that could get you fired here. Unacceptable behavior.

[u/mattattackkk → u/waytoosecret]

Did you take a second to question the validity of the names he called out?

[u/OrganizationTop3755 → u/waytoosecret]

Even if you have tenure?

[u/kineticstar]

Where is the Chair? I very much wish to speak with him!

[u/Dawgs2021Champs]

Had a japanese physics prof at UGA that would throw chalk at all the sleeping students. Didn’t speak great english but was a great teacher!

[u/SirNedKingOfGila]

Nobody in college today "should" have been born when this movie came out.

This is like dressing up as an alien and saying "ET phone home" in front of the class in 2008.

[u/worn-out-boot]

Cringe

[u/afikolo7]

I think its really shaming these guys but i cant tell the feeling of others,im no mind reader

[u/jimmychangga]

expellediarmus? Seriously? I get that you're making a joke but man, wrong franchise. 

[u/poundhound66]

Bruh that’s brutal

[u/Firm_Accountant2219]

Epic, but shitty

[u/AncientProduce → u/Firm_Accountant2219]

They voted for it, no way is nice finding out you're failing a class. At least this way you could ask for extra work for credit.

[u/DetroitLionsEh]

Talk about a professor who has lost the objective of their job

[u/ButtSnarfer → u/DetroitLionsEh]

Welcome to sketch comedy

[u/DetroitLionsEh → u/ButtSnarfer]

Where’s the comedy?

[u/ButtSnarfer → u/DetroitLionsEh]

In the video. Surely you're aware comedy is subjective. I'd be worried about you if not.

[u/DetroitLionsEh → u/ButtSnarfer]

You’d think someone as familiar with comedy as you are would know that stolen jokes aren’t funny

I’d be worried about you if not

[u/ButtSnarfer → u/DetroitLionsEh]

Oh, my bad. Did I say I thought it was funny? No? Ok.

[u/DetroitLionsEh → u/ButtSnarfer]

Oh my bad man

I thought you knew what the word comedy meant

Sorry ❤️

[u/ButtSnarfer → u/DetroitLionsEh]

Entertainment meant to make people laugh. It's fine if you or I don't don't laugh, but that doesn't change the definition

[u/PlayFoundry → u/DetroitLionsEh]

🤡

[u/DetroitLionsEh → u/PlayFoundry]

lol you gave your own comment an award 😂

[u/PlayFoundry → u/DetroitLionsEh]

Bro you cant even award your own posts on reddit

🤡🤡🤡

[u/SloppyMeathole]

If this is real and he's in the United States, this could be in violation of a federal law known as FERPA, which prohibits the disclosure of educational records without permission. I'm pretty sure announcing that they failed in front of the whole class would be covered.

[u/Every_Kale_1586 → u/SloppyMeathole]

Bro.  All the last names were litterally the last names of the actors from LOTR. 

Its a fucking funny joke. No need to get the feds involved.

[u/OG_Williker → u/Every_Kale_1586]

Oh shit true, good catch

[u/ButtSnarfer → u/SloppyMeathole]

It's the names of the actors, but go off sis 💅

[u/AncientProduce → u/SloppyMeathole]

They voted for it, permission was granted.

[u/NY10]

Wait, c- is passing? wtf

[u/Y0___0Y]

Disrespectful and stupid. What if one of them had a parent who died? Or a suicide attempt?