r/GuysBeingDudes • u/BlazeDragon7x • 16h ago

Dude so generous

2.0k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/West-Painter-7520 16h ago

Not everything has been used

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u/Carbon-Base 16h ago

The only place where "roughly used" has a different meaning.

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u/Heysous 13h ago

The used ones cost more, duhh

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u/Nugbuddy 11h ago

Used costs extra, sold online only.

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u/They-Are-Out-There 9h ago

“Sensory Shop”. Yeah, still a sex shop.

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u/BlazeDragon7x 16h ago

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u/AncientProduce 15h ago

Casually chained to the wall in the corner.

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u/Shallnazar 16h ago

I lost it when I saw how he was recording, what a wild video lol

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u/Spirited-Concert-504 15h ago

Taped the phone to his face lol.

Everything’s fake dude, and it doesn’t bother me one bit

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u/tbkrida 13h ago

I was trying to figure out what that was! lol

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u/tequilium 7h ago

One thing was real. They really censored the word "sex". A word that's fine to say on daytime TV. So lame.

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u/GolettO3 10h ago

True PoV. None of that chest height nonsense, or even the false PoV

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u/tideshark 9h ago

I lost it too, that was a fucking ride!

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u/TheCosplayCave 1h ago

How did I not notice that??? This is the counting monkey suit debacle all over again.

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u/drivethrugarrett 16h ago

That’s Occult83 in Dearborn, Michigan. Half of that place is a video rental/sale store. It’s trippy.

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u/AllegedlyGoodPerson 16h ago

Like regular videos? I can walk in and rent Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey?

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 15h ago

Kind of....

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u/EchoPhi 14h ago

You can, just needs word adjustment, and the pets are sexier?

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u/analogy_4_anything 13h ago

Oh it’s an incredible journey all right! You walk into that film a boy but you leave it a MAN.

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u/MinnieShoof 12h ago

I mean, tbh, that was true of the original movie, too.

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u/Superb_Gap_1044 15h ago

Not sure about that one but there is At home and Bound: An Incestual journey…

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u/drivethrugarrett 15h ago

Yeah sort of. They definitely have it for sale in there. It’s with the other kids movies.

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u/caseyfresher 15h ago

So this just further confirms in my mind it's an old school video shop that refused to die. Do they at least have a curtain to divide it?

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u/drivethrugarrett 14h ago

They do not. Goes from video store into horror movie gifts/merch into sex shop (Sensory Boutique). They’re also a back section for the adult rentals.

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u/someguy444444 13h ago

They have the remake: Gagged & Bound

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u/ydnar3000 10h ago

Homeward Sound: The Perilous Journey

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 14h ago

NGL, I would love to watch that movie again.

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u/Panthean 10h ago

If you consider Backdoor Sluts 9 a regular video, sure

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

You can! I work there (I have no clue who any of those people are in the video...)

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u/ambiguator 14h ago

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?

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u/RedManMatt11 13h ago

Legit thought it was a Blockbusters at first

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u/drivethrugarrett 12h ago

It may have been an old one.

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

An old Video Exclusive

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 11h ago

Holy shit, this is in my backyard and I dont know about it?

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

Come visit us! None of those people will be there

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u/MsModusOperandi 7h ago

It sure is! Dearborn Heights, but that's Occult83 💚🩵

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u/SortRevolutionary337 4h ago

Why did it have to be michigan and Why she look like Sabrina carpenter?

Wtf that video felt like a creepy awkward skit

https://giphy.com/gifs/MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8

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u/How_that_convo_went 15h ago

That casual “Shalom!” fucking smited me.

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u/Available-Network214 12h ago

Hahha me too, I rewatched it about 5 times.

"Do you have any Anal beads?"

"Shalom"

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u/NiteLiteOfficial 16h ago

the random “shalom” after he asked for anal beads caught me off guard lmao

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u/Remote_You_9711 16h ago

...p-put it on

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 16h ago

No matter who it is, I’m not shaking anyone’s hand in an adult store.

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u/ElegantEchoes 15h ago

why not

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u/_Steakwich 14h ago

Too firm of a grip, it’s immaculating

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u/seanprime 13h ago

Like shaking hands with a God and getting pregante?

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u/JumpFlea 6h ago

Perfect profile pic for the question lmao

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u/ZealousidealLayer166 16h ago

63.69 nah bruh 😂

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u/NOCO5900 15h ago

Naturally there was a 69 in there. Not staged at all

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u/Hamhockthegizzard 13h ago

The “shalom” is what nailed the coffin for me 😂

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u/easypointz 13h ago

"I've been eyeing that all day" gtfo

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u/RedManMatt11 13h ago

You’re on 69 upvotes and I’m not going to give you any more because I have class

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u/ZealousidealLayer166 6h ago

ah man of culture, i see

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u/herpadurpanurpa 16h ago

These OF ads are getting wild

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u/Willis050 15h ago

When a girl bounces up and down like that you know the video is fake

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u/DazzlingParsley7749 9h ago

I could be wrong but I think thats Molly Garcia, who is a comedian and to my knowledge, not on Onlyfans

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 16h ago

I feel like this really doesn’t belong in this subreddit.

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u/DoomerChad 7h ago

I was so distracted by this video I didn’t even know what sub I was in. You’re so right, like wtf is this doing here?? 🤣

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u/stevenmc 1h ago

I mean, that store owner seemed very nice. Like, very, very nice. So nice it makes me nervous.

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 16h ago edited 15h ago

Wtf why does this guy have his phone attached to his face? How can he see? Why is everyone interacting with him so naturally???

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u/Provioso 16h ago

Almost as if it's scripted!

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 5h ago

Ready action!

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u/blackadder1620 16h ago

he probably has the meta or google glasses. they've been popping up more frequently. guess they just got another version. s

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u/Foxwolfe2 16h ago

Naw there's a moment where he faces a mirror and his phone is straight to taped to his head.

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u/blackadder1620 16h ago

shit, i thought that was like a gimp mask or something.

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u/Foxwolfe2 16h ago

Yeah I was confused for a second too since I just assumed he was wearing the glasses, till I saw that part.

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u/tongfather 15h ago

Just rewatched it for that part. The phone is straight up taped over the middle of his face. With packing tape 😂 what the hell man

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u/Redditauro 16h ago

Well, that wasn't the weirdest thing that they've seen that day, is it? 

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u/Oraxy51 16h ago

Listen, it’s taboo but it’s also wholesome at the same time and it takes some sexual maturity to recognize that you can have conversations about sex without trying to bone the person you’re talking to.

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u/Big_Step5054 16h ago

...the fuck?

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u/Immediate_Ask_8015 16h ago

Yeah….im thinking that’s the point. 🤣

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u/Big_Step5054 15h ago

My confusion has nothing to do with the video. It has to do with why it's in this sub.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 13h ago

I know right why is Sabrina carpenter working retail jobs I thought she was a big star

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u/loqi0238 15h ago

Old guy meets a stranger, and the first question he asks is, "Have you ever heard of sounding?"

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u/Obant 15h ago

Bleeping "sexual" is so fucking stupid. I hate what the Internet has become.

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u/clrlmiller 15h ago

"Oh WOW!, That's a FIRM Handshake!" ; )

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u/NOTcreative- 14h ago

Coulda sworn he said furry

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 14h ago

20 years ago my ex let me use anal beads on her and I didn’t know you were supposed to pull them out gently. I yanked it like I was starting a lawn mower and she went racing to the bathroom

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u/ScarsAndStripes1776 13h ago

The guy you argue with on Reddit @00:35

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 16h ago

Been in their family since the 60's. Something about it costing 63.69 and having 69 upvotes when I saw this post. Seems like destiny.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 15h ago

My southern U.S. and sexually repressed self wouldn’t be able to even process how openly they talk about that stuff.

I can say whatever online, but face to face…omg.

I’ve only ever gone in those places with different girlfriends. I like to buy them toys and outfits, plus of course lube and stuff, but I couldn’t imagine a scenario like this.

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u/JSmithProton1 13h ago

Such a wholesome interaction. “We should talk to my brother Willie” she’s holding his leash 😂🤣

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u/SortRevolutionary337 4h ago

This is enough internet for me. Idk If it's real or a skit but jfc my eyes even the devil himself would be uncomfortable

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u/Dear_Type_8972 13h ago

Come on, that girl must have some "content" out there right?

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u/DazzlingParsley7749 9h ago

I think its Molly Garcia, and as far as Im aware, no she doesnt

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u/Dear_Type_8972 6h ago

Yep, that looks like her. Thanks.

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u/ElongThrust0 15h ago

We’re just gonna ignore this?

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u/deepturned180isdeep 16h ago

Where Sabrina Carpenter belongs

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u/TotalRuler1 14h ago

thank you, I thought the same thing

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u/side_eye_auditor 14h ago

She can get it

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u/Elguapo1094 16h ago

The American guy with a British accent

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u/ruby_1984 15h ago

That tone "We're not a sex shop." Lmao 🤣 OH OKAY!!

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u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 15h ago

guy; so all the sex toys are used?

owner; not all of them

wtf? lmao

you definitely don't get this kind of service at Walmart

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 15h ago

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u/AncientProduce 15h ago

This is probably the best bit, seconded by the random hasidic.

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u/Suspicious_North6119 14h ago

Thought that was Sabrina Carpenter

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u/HighSeasArchivist 14h ago

I thought for sure this was some crazy good AI generated video, but nope, this place is real. What a wild ride.

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u/ydnar3000 10h ago

I’ve been eyeing that aaaall day! 😂

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u/Phinatic92 9h ago

Did he have his phone taped to his head lol

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u/The_Anonymo 5h ago

You know there are go pros and little cams all around, don't ya?

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u/MiserableSun9142 8h ago

Not the sister eye-fucking her brother

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u/Accomplished-Log2040 8h ago

Must be pretty cool to have Sabrina Carpenter work there and show you around

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u/oddmetre 15h ago

Don’t forget about the sounding class.

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u/EchoPhi 14h ago

The soft serve has come out to comment. The beeping of words like sexuality is ridiculous. I know I know. "go touch grass boomer".

I have. Lush fields, golf course, no grass, bush push for the (insert your dumb shit here).

There's a famous quote I love. "if it's pretty, fuck it". My point? I have none, go fuck something.

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u/AdultishGambino420 12h ago

“Dont forget about the sounding class!” Killed me, what a legendary family

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u/No-Produce-6641 10h ago

Well she's a hottie

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u/GlockAmaniacs 9h ago

My ex looked like her.. fuck man...I should unblock her

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u/ImportantBass4159 7h ago

So how many times did you watch the first 20 seconds of this video?

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u/Moist-Carpet888 16h ago

Don't forget about the r/sounding class guys!

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u/Ne0n_Beemz 16h ago

It was kinda wholesome until the old man started talking 😂

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u/Accomplished-Order43 16h ago

Old man was the most wholesome part. He’s passionate about what he does. The collar brother and random jew in there made it weird.

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u/Redditauro 15h ago

Well, I saw the collar brother and I love that he can work in the outfit that he likes, he seems passionate about anal leads and he is obviously in the best job in the world for him, dressing as he likes and talking about his passion. I found that quite wholesome. 

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u/No_Manufacturer4124 15h ago

Son: Im sicka stupd porno! Like "chick's with dicks," and "all anal action," and "lactating mama's," Im sick of all of it! Dad: Let me remind you son that that "Stupid" All Anal Action paid for that precious mountain bike of yours!

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u/No-Deer379 15h ago

The funniest part was the phone taped to his face

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u/undeniably_confused 15h ago

Let me go to my local sex shop and ask them to show me around

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u/LessBig715 14h ago

Firm hand shake

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u/RouxedChef 14h ago

I do this with my favorite sushi restaurant.

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u/Ozriel-Magnus 14h ago

What a wholesomly pervy family

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u/God_Gob 14h ago

Hazbin catching strays

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u/TheLawbster 14h ago

The camera reveal is absolutely incredible

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u/Thrice_blind 14h ago

My heart wants to believe this is real so bad

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u/Visible_Cod_7488 14h ago

This place looks EXACTLY like a blockbuster

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 10h ago

Ah yes. The blockbuster with the sex toys and the costumes and the erotic books and the vinyl records and the chains and no movies for rent.

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u/Visible_Cod_7488 9h ago

Got me there! I’m talking about where the old man is ringing him up with all the blue counters

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 4h ago

May have been a former blockbuster. We live in the ruins of the old world.

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u/maybeknismo 14h ago

Not the bad dragon cabinet 😭

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

Only offical Bad Dragon Retailer in Michigan!

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u/EZtheOG 13h ago

The hipster hasid in the back is perfect

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u/mrking54321 13h ago

The freak boutique🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏

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u/Mike_Litoris305 11h ago

Why is society now so hell bent on sugar coating degeneracy with new terminology trying to present something degenerate anything other than what it is?

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u/nitro4450 11h ago

I broke when I saw the Hazbin Hotel shirt

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u/JonSn0wWight 10h ago

Where is this located? Asking for a friend

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u/JonSn0wWight 10h ago

Where is this located? Asking for a friend

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u/JonSn0wWight 10h ago

Where is this located? Asking for a friend.

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u/golden_touch_midas 10h ago

From the title, i thought it was AmericanTurk video for a second.

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u/Curious_deadcat 4h ago

Usual suspects.

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u/Don_Krypton 4h ago

I felt uncomfortable just watching this vid. 😬

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

Follow us on social media. The real crew makes videos, too. Occult83 in Dearborn Heights, Michigan

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u/CookiiPooki 3h ago

Is there a gofund me for them? Such a lovely family.

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u/notmadhav 3h ago

RDR2 has a husband and wife, which you meet if you wander around.

if you have played the game you know what i am talking about. Gave me same feels

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u/PiccoloForsaken7598 1h ago

i'm 99.9% certain that this was a scripted video

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u/HateGettingGold 0m ago

The sexual chemistry is palpable.

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u/How_that_convo_went 15h ago

That girl at the beginning looks like Sabrina Carpenter… if she worked at a sex shop.

Lube-rina Carpenter.

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u/Willis050 15h ago

Here we have the fakest video

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

Fake video, real store. I work there

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u/rabbitofrevelry 15h ago

Is this AI? Dear God please

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u/invadersnee 4h ago

Fake video, real store. That's not our crew, just someone who asked to film there