r/GuysBeingDudes • u/NEO71011 • 21h ago

Joseph has the eye of the tiger

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u/NEO71011 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sbyRmcXcTYF3rPI0jU

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 21h ago

Shooters gonna shoot

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u/Ill_Ad_5916 18h ago

Dear Basketball

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u/Zv_- 14h ago

From the moment I started rolling my dads tube socks…

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 14h ago

What are you doing, Step-Basketball?

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 15h ago

You miss all the shots you never take….

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u/ippy98gotdeleted 15h ago
  • Wayne Gretzky
    • Michael Scott

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u/MortalCoil 15h ago

Yo armstrong, FOR the moon

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 21h ago

This kid has more game than I do.

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u/Disruptor_raptor 20h ago

Yeah because he's a kid. If he says it its cute. If you say it its creepy.

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u/AntOk463 17h ago

If she likes you then it's romantic. If she doesn't then it's weird.

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u/Disruptor_raptor 12h ago

If you're cute, it's a compliment. If you're ugly, it's harassment.

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u/HumorPsychological60 2h ago

This is something ive only ever seen men share. As someone who has experienced being hit on by attractive guys in creepy or inappropriate ways it is just as ick and I have had many friends and family members who are women feel the same

I had a stalker once who everyone said looked like a young Brad Pitt (we were teenagers) I did everything I could to distance myself from him - changed my number, told people to tell him id moved house, avoided areas I thought he'd be etc and it was only my guy friends who didn't understand my behaviour because he was good looking so I shouldn't worry about it. All my friends who were girls were just as creeped out

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u/MonsieurDrole 17h ago

I wanna hang out with you aaaaaalllll the time Miss Millie 🫣

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u/Disruptor_raptor 12h ago

What a creep

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 14h ago

I mean if you said it like that....maybe instead try..

"HI Im John. What's your name?

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!"

See way better.

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u/Shalashaska_99 4h ago

Facts ✋🏻🗿🤚🏻

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u/FacetNo6 18h ago

Commas, please!

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 15h ago

Frfr. I was taking notes and everything

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u/lelouch_0_ 21h ago

Childhood crushes are the best man

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u/puaka 17h ago

mary poppins will be mine one day.

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 16h ago

So Ms Frizzle is still open?

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u/PassorFail13 21h ago

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u/MeltsLikeButter 20h ago

I saw Wendy Peffercorn at a Con event like three years ago and looked fantastic!!

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u/CaptainFunderpants 21h ago

And the confidence of a lion!

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u/ClankerCore 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/84FhycnOdcqM8

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u/dermsUK 20h ago

I knew I wouldn’t have to post this myself 💀

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u/WUPHF_ME_UR_TITS 21h ago

If this is in Florida the kid might actually have a chance.

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u/ButtfuckedByJesus 20h ago

Doesn't it usually work the other way round though? Men going after girls a lot less than half their age? Especially around the Mar-a-lago area?

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u/Legitimate-Post-5954 20h ago

No, in Florida the women go after little boys

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u/Spiritual-War2631 10h ago

I grew up in the wrong state then

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u/Bencetown 20h ago

The other commenter was talking about school teachers, not Trump. Please try to keep up.

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u/Special-Ninja6614 19h ago

Like Macron

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 18h ago

What the fuck is that? That kid doesn't look that young. I mean, why does she have to carry him.

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u/Acceptable-Noise-136 6h ago

It's her son ,normal family photo taken out of context ,maybe the kid lost his pants in water

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u/cry_bot 21h ago

Joseph is such a G

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u/Bannon9k 20h ago

I hope nothing ever breaks this boys spirit! He's got the kind of positive energy the world needs more of!

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u/beebs44 21h ago

Crushing dreams

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u/melfamy 20h ago

When I was 5 years old Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins was my jam. Then she was in Sound of Music with the weird little hairdo and all the little singing fruitcakes. I was like WTF and it was over. Over. OVER I tell you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pFrlYr9SKlvfbtpnpp

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u/psynl84 17h ago

Is that eleven?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 16h ago

Yes it's Millie Bobby Brown.

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u/HyenDry 15h ago

Damn. She even leads him on with “and maybe she’ll be named Millie, right 😀”

😔 RIP Joseph

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u/Electronic-Peanut-45 20h ago

"You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take."

— Wayne Gretzky

— Michael Scott

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 18h ago

– Electronic-Peanut-45

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u/StarscreamOne 20h ago

Times have really changed

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u/IAwaitAGuardian 19h ago

Why? I had a crush on Icebox when I was his age.

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u/StarscreamOne 19h ago

I saw only boys raise their hands. None of the girls. Would be the opposite when I was a kid

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u/IAwaitAGuardian 18h ago

Ohh the marriage thing. Yeah that did surprise me as well

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u/Doschupacabras 14h ago

I looked up my teachers shirt once from under a desk.

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u/HyperVein 20h ago

I’d marry Millie as well

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u/FANTASMA-W 20h ago

Depois que ele tiver a idade pra certas coisas com certeza esse professora vai lembrá-lo desse dia.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d7fvcrPydrDIVDRkim

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u/[deleted] 21h ago edited 20h ago

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u/hughpac 21h ago

And did you find that song particularly relevant to this situation?

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008 20h ago

Me too kid. Me too.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame: Approved for Review. 20h ago

If only i had this much confidence as Joseph my life would have been different 😉

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u/elmarcelito 19h ago

Just give him Millie

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u/mistergudbar 19h ago

Knocked her so hard off her feet she changed accents. 😆 my man!

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u/Mysterious_Stocks 15h ago

He tried and failed, but he try, and that’s why I respect him. Cheers Joseph you’ll be a legendary player one day

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u/Ok-Stomach-6820 14h ago

Just cause there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t bang some married lady.

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u/Specialist_Yak_1590 12h ago

That would be even better right

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u/SortByMistakes 8h ago

This comment section is so fucking weird man what the fuck

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u/ebrian78 20h ago

She crushed his dreams at the end

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 18h ago

By being a responsible and respectful adult?

What else could have she said which would've been appropriate?

I think she saved him from a mommy fetish. 😂

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u/ConstantConference23 20h ago

Millie. Stop putting fillers in your lips! You’re gorgeous as you are!!

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 18h ago

Ok. I hear you.

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u/Front_Guarantee_9892 21h ago

Kid Got Game 🤣

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u/GBPcheeseGuy9035 20h ago

Isn’t that every little boys dream?

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u/GasLongjumping130 20h ago

my guy shot his shot but fell short literally.

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 19h ago

He was all over that wow

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u/VANKHET_007 19h ago

I want to be more like Joseph ( this one not the bible one )

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u/FiendPulse 19h ago

Rizzler

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u/ghastlypxl 18h ago

So frickin’ adorable, aha.

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u/ELDR3TH 18h ago

Poor guy is ahead of his time

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u/Thomshan911 16h ago

Kidzoned

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 16h ago

I'm tearing up. The love of children is so pure.

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u/a_left_out_tomato 16h ago

Joseph is going places

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous 16h ago

The poor brat just developed a type right then and there that he'll be chasing the rest of his life and he won't ever know why. God speed young man.

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u/cFullwood 15h ago

Hell yeah little bro. Brings me back to 3rd grade and Mrs Poppe.

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u/maranru 15h ago

Kids got game

Also I agree with him. I want to marry someone I want to hang out with all the time

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u/AutumnOnFire 14h ago

Josephs got 14-15 years minimum for this potential 1v1

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u/Informal-Host8085 14h ago

shooters shoot

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u/Iuris_Aequalitatis 14h ago

We've got a future president of France here!

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u/Koopa1982 14h ago

Better not break her heart little guy, she’s got a Big brother that will find you if you do.

https://giphy.com/gifs/30i758wGv1D2Gj7m0i

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 14h ago

Wait thats the kid from stranger things... Damn im getting old

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u/I_Eat_Violas 14h ago

This is like Kindergarten friends who say they’re dating and planning to get married.

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u/Aggravating-Cook5467 11h ago

My boy shot his shot 15 years too early 😂

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u/ActionJacksonATL24 11h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

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u/Alternative_Milk5393 10h ago

She friend zoned him real fast!

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u/ApprehensiveMark8119 8h ago

Millie! Beautiful! What are you talking about, dude?

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u/DataSurging 8h ago

what little angels u-u

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u/kat-emina 6h ago

Daycare teacher here. My class was 4 year Olds. Had 1 boy in my class who insisted on calling me " teacher Pixie" my names Nikki. I told him it's not " Teacher Pixie " his words?" You look like a Pixie ".I'm not even close it it! I have lots of curly hair that I had on my head in a bun and glasses. Kids are SOOO cute!

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u/rainorshinedogs 5h ago edited 5h ago

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u/karmakent 4h ago

It’s so cute when kids say Ms./Mr.(First Name)

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u/centralmind 3h ago

I wanna have someone I can hang out with all the time

Me too lil'bro, me too.

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u/RadRimmer9000 3h ago

Poor kid was shot down and landed in the friend zone.

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u/marchape 42m ago

He def got to her I salute u my young ape

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 18h ago

With this many years of experience at shooting his shot this kid's gonna geow up to be the next Steph Curry.

That is if he keeps at it. 😂

Kids are so pure man. I remember I was like this too, head empty, just honest to a fault. 🤣

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u/illuminati8831 21h ago

Oh boy, he's gonna cringe at this so bad when he grows up!!

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u/OregonInk 21h ago

you should cringe at this comment, boy has game and is a sweatheart

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 16h ago

That’s not a child. That’s a little man. He’s got his priorities set and is objective driven.

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u/tofu_sensei84 20h ago

Joey feeling “Stranger Things” in his pants.

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u/inksta12 20h ago

Chill.