r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Apprehensive_Work_10 • 22h ago

I am a bibliophile

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u/maccdogg 22h ago

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u/ravdeep91 12h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BelowAverageComments 21h ago

Me listening to the audiobook

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u/devilish_enchilada 20h ago

I think the movie is already out in live action on certain websites

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u/ProfessionalAd7044 22h ago

Volume 6 😁

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 21h ago

The last 3 are actually prequels.

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u/Ok_Professional1414 19h ago

If you need any copies, plenty of back stock.

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u/loadedkornball 10h ago

premature-equelations.

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u/EtriganZola 20h ago

Volume Siccs

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u/jnthnmdr 21h ago

Thiccs

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u/Nice-Percentage7219 21h ago

I must really get around to reading the previous 5

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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus i am afraid of women 22h ago

you're telling there are 5 other volumes?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xGOPX4IY24tM1JZnHq

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u/TechnicalPlayz 5h ago

Oh, they have volume alright ;)

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u/Ayerslu 21h ago

Damn, that smile of hopeful excitement when someone came just to see what's going on makes me think I need to buy one.

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u/GreenT1979 22h ago

Why are we not funding this?

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u/irespondwithmyface 19h ago

You are. It's AI artwork. Your tax dollars and your utility bills are subsidizing it. Congrats.

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u/ButterdPoopr 17h ago

I’m beating my shit don’t worry

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u/-blundertaker- 21h ago

Because this is just a rehashing of a marketing ploy that's been done multiple times.

Edit: god damn it I didn't finish the video

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u/MrWally 15h ago

You didn't get through a 9 second video where the joke is revealed 5 seconds in, and instead went to the comments to add your opinion — completely missing the point of the post....or even the subreddit we're on?

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u/BelowAverageComments 21h ago

The reviews on volumes 1-5

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u/sltydgx 21h ago

I’ve stumbled upon author book signings by accident , I appreciate the amount of effort and creativity a person has to invest in a book and how difficult it must be to appear in public hoping that others will appreciate what you created.
I tend to buy their book even if it’s not a genre or subject that I have any interest in.
I’ll just regift or donate the book. It takes a brave person to bare their soul to the world.

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u/Agreeable_Fix2510 21h ago

Unfortunately, no one came during this author's signing either

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u/Semour9 20h ago

While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, as if asscheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door. “Tis a visitor” I muttered “dummy thicc and nothing more”. - Edgar Allan Poe

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u/Parking_Vegetable395 2h ago

Hahahah, amazing 👏

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u/l3ts_try_this_again_ 21h ago

So sad how little this generation reads 😔

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u/nwfdood 21h ago

Lmao. Love it.

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u/Narrow_Ad_7671 18h ago

No one may have show up at the book signing, but I'm sure plenty of people came to it.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 20h ago

So I had to Google this, and Gemini shared 3 books by a single author in a series Thicc Witch The Dark Elf The Thirsty Necromancer

Color me intrigued.

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u/prw8201 21h ago

Do I need to read the first 5 to follow 6?

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u/not_so_augustine 20h ago

I felt bad at first. Come on bro.

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u/BalfazarTheWise 20h ago

He who can unsheathe his sword from my ass shall be named king

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 18h ago

Send this tho GRRM. This man managed to pump out 6 books

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u/virusfire 16h ago

It this dungeon crawler carl everyone is talking about?

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u/Not_Ricoo_Suavee 21h ago

Take my money

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u/Voice_Nerd 20h ago

Independent book writers have it so hard I feel so bad for him

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u/tiamath 20h ago

Volume 6.... they just shy

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u/ninjaplanti 20h ago

Volume 6 is out?!?! *runs to nearest bookstore *

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u/rtopps43 20h ago

Will look great on a shelf right next to The Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame: Approved for Review. 17h ago

need directions

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u/Diabetesh 15h ago

Probably because all his fans are at home goo...reading.

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u/autismspeaks69 14h ago

the word bibliophile just sounds like it should be a wizrd title

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u/n00-1ne 10h ago

To be fair, there was a significant drop off in quality between vol 4-6.

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u/g6rzKk202 21h ago

Me while listening to the audiobook:

https://giphy.com/gifs/QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ

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u/SuperChefGuy 21h ago

This on Amazon? Id buy lol

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u/OG_Williker 17h ago

I am a bibliophile too. My dick was in the Guinness book of world records till the librarian told me to take it out.

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u/ChocolateShakeMmm 17h ago

Dude? Really?!

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u/lcerch 14h ago

This is giving me "My Dad Wrote a Porno" vibes and I love it

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u/TheImperialLink 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hunkfish 10h ago

This needs a buttstarter

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u/Any_Lemon_9291 9h ago

Uhhh, where do I pick up a copy, for research purposes only. For a friend.

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u/TwiceBrokenWatch 5h ago

“Aww man, that’s so sad. I need to go and buy this guy’s bo- GAWD DAMN! SHE THICC!!!!”

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u/Lethal_as_a_weapon 2h ago

Some are saying the volume 5 had the best climax.

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u/BunchOfScribbleLines 1h ago

I would read that. Someone please write a real Thicc Knights series.

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u/AdunfromAD 19h ago

It’s a social media gag. Not real.

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u/sp1der__Plant 18h ago

No fucking shit.

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u/Pocketdancer 20h ago

Why are his shoes so big?

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u/GrindinWulf 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣 laughed so hard my eyes watered up!!!

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u/MissionImpossible9 18h ago

I feel sad for the author. He deserves more recognition.